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KcMizzou 08-10-2012 11:21 PM

Daboll gets Chiefs’ offense moving
 
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Posted on Fri, Aug. 10, 2012
Babb | Daboll gets Chiefs’ offense moving
By KENT BABB
The Kansas City Star

There he goes again, perpetual motion, patting Dexter McCluster on the side and then lifting his microphone to say something to Matt Cassel and then starting the second half with some words of encouragement, surely, to a replacement line judge.

Brian Daboll doesn’t sit still for long, and maybe that’s understandable. This is an important season not only for the Chiefs but also for Daboll, their first-year offensive coordinator. Both the man and the team have in recent years been pictures of inconsistency, of perpetual movement; Daboll is the Chiefs’ sixth coordinator in six years, and the Chiefs are Daboll’s third employer since 2010.

Now they’ve found each other, and maybe the motion can stop.

On Friday night the Chiefs played their first preseason game, a 27-17 win against the Arizona Cardinals at Arrowhead Stadium. It was a game that meant almost nothing, but there are hints of optimism and concern even in a game like that. Maybe nobody deserved the hope he earned Friday like Daboll.

His calls weren’t reckless and unexplainable. They weren’t boring and conservative. When the first-team offense participated, the Chiefs made magic — two series of brilliance. By the time you read this, Twitter and message boards and blogs already will be firing posts that ask things like this: Did you see Matt Cassel on Friday night? What about Dexter McCluster and Peyton Hillis?

The Chiefs’ starting offense was two for two against the Cardinals, scoring touchdowns on each of its possessions. Cassel completed five of six passes. McCluster had three catches for 45 yards. Hillis averaged 10.3 yards per carry. The man behind all that, along with a brief but impressive showing of variation and timing, seemed to know how to take advantage of a mediocre defense — something that has, in recent seasons, appeared more complicated than it should’ve been. Remember last year’s preseason opener? The Chiefs scored zero points against a defense that went on to allow the most points in the league.

The tricky part is to withhold excitement or any kind of movement that Daboll and all those players belong in the Hall of Honor after two possessions of the preseason opener. Really, is there an event that offers more fool’s gold in all of professional sports? One-week legends are made in games like this, and expectations are lifted and inflated until they pop, and anyway, is there any other reason why people in Kansas City still know the names of Casey Printers and Bobby Sippio?

But what’s interesting about the early part of Friday’s performance is that the people who will enter the season with the most pressure, answered the bell the first time they heard it. Cassel has been knocked in the mouth, criticized and booed in his home city. McCluster has been mostly given up on, forgotten in advance because he’s a player without a position, a man without a country. Hillis rushed for 1,177 yards in 2010, but otherwise he has mostly played like the seventh-round pick he was in the ’08 draft.

Maybe nobody, though, begins this season facing as much pressure and as many raised eyebrows as Daboll. He wasn’t particularly successful in Cleveland or Miami, and when the Chiefs hired him in February, the overriding sentiment in town was: Really? This is the best Romeo Crennel and the Chiefs can do?

It was difficult then to learn much about Daboll or his offense because he has never sat still long enough to get a fair read. He had a reputation in previous stops as surly and combative; reporters expected dry, thoughtless answers, and players learned two years ago of his short temper when he blasted Browns quarterback Colt McCoy so loudly that teammates could hear Daboll screeching through McCoy’s helmet speaker.

By the time Chiefs’ training camp started in St. Joseph, Daboll had the look of a man who knew something needed to change. The life of a nomad is good for no man, let alone one who coaches football. Success is often attained through consistency, and Daboll simply hasn’t had that luxury the last three seasons — let go when his head coach (Eric Mangini in Cleveland, Tony Sparano in Miami) was fired.

These last two weeks, Daboll ran around the practice field like a teenager on a sugar rush, wearing a bright yellow shirt and a bucket hat with the bill flipped up. He smiled after practices and joked with journalists, behaving like a man who’d like to stay and sit a while.

“I love what I do,” Daboll said after a practice early in camp. Daboll didn’t speak to reporters after the game.

Maybe none of it means anything. Training camp, that meaningless victory Friday night at Arrowhead — who’s to say they’re not mirages? Cassel hasn’t read a defense like that since his Pro Bowl season two years ago. Including practices, McCluster hasn’t seemed this dependable since college. And Hillis hasn’t broken a run like his 28-yarder Friday night since the ninth week of the 2010 season.

“He was getting into a rhythm,” Crennel said of Daboll. “He knew what he wanted to call. He knew what the opponent was giving us, and he knew what he needed to do to take advantage of that.”

Daboll and many of his players have baggage and moments in time they’d like to forget. Friday won’t be remembered in the long term, but for at least this next week, it’ll be discussed and picked apart, before it’s go time again. Nothing will be certain, though, about the Chiefs’ new coordinator, his scheme or the players who’ll make it work until the games start counting.

But Daboll and his offense earned some trust with that abbreviated showing at Arrowhead Stadium. If nothing else, Friday will make the skeptics stop and watch, to pay attention to the man who rarely stops moving, to see what Daboll has in mind next.
http://www.kansascity.com/2012/08/10...se-moving.html

Rasputin 08-10-2012 11:24 PM

Q. but I think petegz28 only beat you by >< this much.

KcMizzou 08-10-2012 11:30 PM

Damnit. I should have known.

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-10-2012 11:32 PM

We won a pre-season game! Again!

Commence printing!

KcMizzou 08-10-2012 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8808761)
We won a pre-season game! Again!

Commence printing!

What do you care? You don't even like football.

mdchiefsfan 08-10-2012 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8808761)
We won a pre-season game! Again!

Commence printing!

Shouldn't you be making a thread?:D

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-10-2012 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 8808764)
What do you care? You don't even like football.

I'm not sure why you hate me now but if I didn't like football I probably wouldn't have a Chiefs logo in my sig. I'm sorry if beating the Arizona Cardinals in the first pre-season game isn't as exciting to me as it is to everyone else.

KcMizzou 08-10-2012 11:35 PM

I mean, you can't exactly mock my team, and expect it to mean anything if your'e not even a fan of the sport.

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-10-2012 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by mdchiefsfan (Post 8808765)
Shouldn't you be making a thread?:D

Not drunk... can't do it.

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-10-2012 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 8808776)
I mean, you can't exactly mock my team, and expect it to mean anything if your'e not even a fan of the sport.

In that case congratulations on missing the point of everything I've ever said.

petegz28 08-10-2012 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8808775)
I'm not sure why you hate me now but if I didn't like football I probably wouldn't have a Chiefs logo in my sig. I'm sorry if beating the Arizona Cardinals in the first pre-season game isn't as exciting to me as it is to everyone else.

It's not that we beat the Cards in a pre-season game. It's how we looked. When you go back the last 5 years of pre-season ball and compare it to tonight it was a very, very good night for us as fans. No one even really knew what to expect, and I dare say many expected to tonight to be the same as the last pre-season games.

KcMizzou 08-10-2012 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8808775)
I'm not sure why you hate me now but if I didn't like football I probably wouldn't have a Chiefs logo in my sig. I'm sorry if beating the Arizona Cardinals in the first pre-season game isn't as exciting to me as it is to everyone else.

Dude.. first... I don't hate you... at all.

But I'm pretty sure you're on record as not being a "football fan".

Planetman 08-10-2012 11:40 PM

Hey! You kids stop that bickering! DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE!!!

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-10-2012 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by petegz28 (Post 8808780)
It's not that we beat the Cards in a pre-season game. It's how we looked. When you go back the last 5 years of pre-season ball and compare it to tonight it was a very, very good night for us as fans. No one even really knew what to expect, and I dare say many expected to tonight to be the same as the last pre-season games.

I didn't get to see the game where I live. I'm really glad we looked good. I truly do hope it's a springboard for this team. I'd love to see the Chiefs kick ass. They're one of my 3 favorite teams.

petegz28 08-10-2012 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8808790)
I didn't get to see the game where I live. I'm really glad we looked good. I truly do hope it's a springboard for this team. I'd love to see the Chiefs kick ass. They're one of my 3 favorite teams.

Well, it is pre-season and it is one game. But from top to bottom, starters to camp fodder we just looked so much better than I have seen us look in pre-season in forever. So hopefully that is a sign of good things to come.

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-10-2012 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 8808782)
Dude.. first... I don't hate you... at all.

But I'm pretty sure you're on record as not being a "football fan".

I'm on record that it's my third favorite sport. That doesn't mean I don't root for them and don't want them to win. I often watch and I always root for them.

If I didn't care at all I wouldn't bother putting their logo in my sig.

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-10-2012 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by petegz28 (Post 8808795)
Well, it is pre-season and it is one game. But from top to bottom, starters to camp fodder we just looked so much better than I have seen us look in pre-season in forever. So hopefully that is a sign of good things to come.

Good to hear. Maybe Crennel isn't as bad as many think?

KcMizzou 08-10-2012 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8808488)
Great. Football season has started. I'm not needed around these parts anymore...

Sigh...

I'm not sayin, but I'm just sayin'...

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-10-2012 11:48 PM

You're probably right Mizz. I don't wish to argue with you about it. I have a hot and cold relationship with the sport. Overall I am definately a Chiefs fan. I could well have said **** it during bad times before and that's my bad.

I always root for the Chiefs though even in times I'm not paying a lot of attention to football in general.

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-10-2012 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 8808814)
I'm not sayin, but I'm just sayin'...

That was silly sarcasm Mizz..... I leave out smilies too often.

:)

DaneMcCloud 08-10-2012 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8808775)
I'm sorry if beating the Arizona Cardinals in the first pre-season game isn't as exciting to me as it is to everyone else.

Jesus ****. Just another attention whore.

Good luck with that.

KcMizzou 08-10-2012 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8808816)
You're probably right Mizz. I don't wish to argue with you about it. I have a hot and cold relationship with the sport. Overall I am definately a Chiefs fan. I could well have said **** it during bad times before and that's my bad.

I always root for the Chiefs though even in times I'm not paying a lot of attention to football in general.

Fair enough. Wasn't looking for an argument anyway.

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-10-2012 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 8808823)
Jesus ****. Just another attention whore.

Good luck with that.

You have no idea who or what I'm about but feel free to generalize. I couldn't care less.

Two-Twenty 08-11-2012 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8808790)
I didn't get to see the game where I live. I'm really glad we looked good. I truly do hope it's a springboard for this team. I'd love to see the Chiefs kick ass. They're one of my 3 favorite teams.

Why do you hate the Kansas City Chiefs?

DaneMcCloud 08-11-2012 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8808828)
You have no idea who or what I'm about but feel free to generalize. I couldn't care less.

I've seen enough to know that you couldn't care less about the Chiefs and that's the only reason why I participate in this forum.

Your personal life and threads are of no concern to me whatsoever and I don't participate, yet here you are, claiming that tonight's win had no significance.

Attention whore.

Lex Luthor 08-11-2012 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8808761)
We won a pre-season game! Again!

Commence printing!

How many preseason games did this team win last year again?

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-11-2012 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 8808852)
I've seen enough to know that you couldn't care less about the Chiefs and that's the only reason why I participate in this forum.

Your personal life and threads are of no concern to me whatsoever and I don't participate, yet here you are, claiming that tonight's win had no significance.

Attention whore.

I'm happy the Chiefs won. As far as significance... it was pre-season game #1. Go Chiefs.

As far as my other threads go... if you think those are really personal then maybe you need a personal life.

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-11-2012 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Brainiac (Post 8808861)
How many preseason games did this team win last year again?

I think 0.... but does it matter?

Do you get the concept of pre..... season...?

DaneMcCloud 08-11-2012 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8808865)
I'm happy the Chiefs won. As far as significance... it was pre-season game #1. Go Chiefs.

As far as my other threads go... if you think those are really personal then maybe you need a personal life.

Says the douche**** that repeatedly posts about finding "The One". JFC, you're a complete and utter moron, which is probably why I dismissed your dumbassery years ago.

Good luck with that. But thanks for continuing to engage me in conversation as proof that you "don't care".

LMAO

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-11-2012 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Two-Twenty (Post 8808851)
Why do you hate the Kansas City Chiefs?

I'm just a ner 'do well like that.

buddha 08-11-2012 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 8808852)
I've seen enough to know that you couldn't care less about the Chiefs and that's the only reason why I participate in this forum.

Your personal life and threads are of no concern to me whatsoever and I don't participate, yet here you are, claiming that tonight's win had no significance.

Attention whore.

Yep...pretty much covers it.

I don't give a shit about winning preseason games, but I do care about the team I care about playing good football. That happened tonight and I'm excited that KC appears to have more pieces in place. Why is it so wrong to actually enjoy any success that the Chiefs have?

Some of you are really f'd up in my opinion. You aren't happy unless there is something to bitch about. Seriously...wtf is wrong with you?

lcarus 08-11-2012 12:11 AM

Do you all really have to call each other names and shit? Why can't we all just get along. Seems pointless to attack one another over such trivial shit.

KcMizzou 08-11-2012 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 8808878)
Do you all really have to call each other names and shit? Why can't we all just get along. Seems pointless to attack one another over such trivial shit.

**** you, mother****er!

:D

milkman 08-11-2012 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8808865)
I'm happy the Chiefs won. As far as significance... it was pre-season game #1. Go Chiefs.

As far as my other threads go... if you think those are really personal then maybe you need a personal life.

I think fans and the media undervalue the importance of the preseason for a team like the Chiefs (or the Cards).

They are trying to establish their identity, gain some confidence, and move forward in a positive direction.

For established teams like the Pack and the Patriots, these games are totally meaningless.

For a team like the Chiefs, this is potentially the first step in the right direction.

lcarus 08-11-2012 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 8808880)
**** you, mother****er!

:D

Hey! Go die of AIDS you dried up **** scab! :thumb:

KcMizzou 08-11-2012 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by milkman (Post 8808882)
I think fans and the media undervalue the importance of the preseason for a team like the Chiefs (or the Cards).

They are trying to establish their identity, gain some confidence, and move forward in a positive direction.

For established teams like the Pack and the Patriots, these games are totally meaningless.

For a team like the Chiefs, this is potentially the first step in the right direction.

Absolutely. Good post.

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-11-2012 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 8808870)
Says the douche**** that repeatedly posts about finding "The One". JFC, you're a complete and utter moron, which is probably why I dismissed your dumbassery years ago.

Good luck with that. But thanks for continuing to engage me in conversation as proof that you "don't care".

LMAO

The more you post the more I understand why you ran away and hid for so long.

Learn the definition of repeatedly. Then learn the difference between answering a post and "continueing to engage you."

I can clearly see now why most people here think you're an idiot.

petegz28 08-11-2012 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by milkman (Post 8808882)
I think fans and the media undervalue the importance of the preseason for a team like the Chiefs (or the Cards).

They are trying to establish their identity, gain some confidence, and move forward in a positive direction.

For established teams like the Pack and the Patriots, these games are totally meaningless.

For a team like the Chiefs, this is potentially the first step in the right direction.

I believe in general teams with a winning pre-season record tend to go on and do well in the regular season. And I do say "in general". Plus winning in the pre-season helps establish that winning culture and you're not going into the regular season wondering if it was pre-season or do you really suck?

lcarus 08-11-2012 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 8808882)
I think fans and the media undervalue the importance of the preseason for a team like the Chiefs (or the Cards).

They are trying to establish their identity, gain some confidence, and move forward in a positive direction.

For established teams like the Pack and the Patriots, these games are totally meaningless.

For a team like the Chiefs, this is potentially the first step in the right direction.

Agreed. The team winning and playing well can only help their confidence moving forward. Hope we keep it rolling against the Rams.

BigMeatballDave 08-11-2012 12:17 AM

The win isn't very important, but as others have said, its the way they played that is.

Two-Twenty 08-11-2012 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8808875)
I'm just a ner 'do well like that.

Reported you racist piece of shit

DaneMcCloud 08-11-2012 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8808888)
The more you post the more I understand why you ran away and hid for so long.

Learn the definition of repeatedly. Then learn the difference between answering a post and "continueing to engage you."

I can clearly see now why most people here think you're an idiot.

Hid? LMAO You mean, like YOU did, ****boy?

Idiot?

Wow, why don't you just change your name again? Or tell us about your daughter some more? Or about the "dates" you've had?

You're a drunk ****ing douchebag that's found a few friends that didn't know you back in the day that think you're "okay" now.

You're the same, insignificant dumbass **** you've always been. You've just had a "Chiefsplanet Makeover", much like Clay.

JFC, if these same people were here a decade ago, they'd have had you and Clay on permanent ignore, like most of us. That code was written for a reason, Dipshit.

DaneMcCloud 08-11-2012 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 8808894)
The win isn't very important, but as others have said, its the way they played that is.

The win was VERY important. It showed that this team has been well prepared and that they were able to execute their assignments properly.

When was the last time you could say that about the Chiefs in preseason?

milkman 08-11-2012 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 8808903)
The win was VERY important. It showed that this team has been well prepared and that they were able to execute their assignments properly.

When was the last time you could say that about the Chiefs in preseason?

1967, Chicago Bears.

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-11-2012 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 8808902)
Hid? LMAO You mean, like YOU did, ****boy?

Idiot?

Wow, why don't you just change your name again? Or tell us about your daughter some more? Or about the "dates" you've had?

You're a drunk ****ing douchebag that's found a few friends that didn't know you back in the day that think you're "okay" now.

You're the same, insignificant dumbass **** you've always been. You've just had a "Chiefsplanet Makeover", much like Clay.

JFC, if these same people were here a decade ago, they'd have had you and Clay on permanent ignore, like most of us. That code was written for a reason, Dipshit.

I find you funny.

Funny sad not funny haha ftr.

Please... give me another... I'm all into you now....

DaneMcCloud 08-11-2012 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8808906)
I find you funny.

Funny sad not funny haha ftr.

Please... give me another... I'm all into you now....

Go **** yourself because it's very clear that you can't find anyone to **** you.

KcMizzou 08-11-2012 12:27 AM

This repost is kicking the shit out of the first thread.

DaneMcCloud 08-11-2012 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 8808917)
This repost is kicking the shit out of the first thread.

Naturally

o:-)

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-11-2012 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 8808911)
Go **** yourself because it's very clear that you can't find anyone to **** you.

Wow... that was good. Cutting edge even.

I just want to thank you for wasting your time on my meaningless and stupid threads. They got your attention enough to make a comment on them and that touches me.

I hope someday I can be held in as high regard as you here.

Just kidding... LMAO

lcarus 08-11-2012 12:31 AM

Seems like a good time to hit the old dusty trail. Good game. Great win. This is gonna be a good season I'm tellin you! I've got a good feeling about it.

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-11-2012 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 8808930)
Seems like a good time to hit the old dusty trail. Good game. Great win. This is gonna be a good season I'm tellin you! I've got a good feeling about it.

Oh c'mon surely Dane isn't done telling me how it is....

KcMizzou 08-11-2012 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 8808930)
Seems like a good time to hit the old dusty trail. Good game. Great win. This is gonna be a good season I'm tellin you! I've got a good feeling about it.

Agreed, Beaker. Gonna be a fun season. :thumb:

DaneMcCloud 08-11-2012 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8808922)
Wow... that was good. Cutting edge even.

I just want to thank you for wasting your time on my meaningless and stupid threads. They got your attention enough to make a comment on them and that touches me.

I hope someday I can be held in as high regard as you here.

Just kidding... LMAO

You're hilarious. Maybe I should PM the mods to get permission to bring up your old threads. I bet you'd be laughing your drunk ass off then.

And FWIW, if you're not here for football, then I guess you're here to socialize. Which makes you an even bigger loser for admitting it.

Good job.

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-11-2012 12:37 AM

In all seriousness it looks like KC could be really good if Cassel can keep his pants shitting to a minimum.

Rausch 08-11-2012 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Two-Twenty (Post 8808898)
Reported you racist piece of shit

Whut?...

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-11-2012 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 8808942)
You're hilarious. Maybe I should PM the mods to get permission to bring up your old threads. I bet you'd be laughing your drunk ass off then.

And FWIW, if you're not here for football, then I guess you're here to socialize. Which makes you an even bigger loser for admitting it.

Good job.

Feel free to post them all sweetheart. A search will do it... mods aren't needed.

You seem to think I care what you or anyone else thinks of my threads. That's the funniest part. The threads you think are so stupid usually got tons of responces. PM Gonzo, Flopnuts, Bwana, Phobia or Bearcat though if you wish. They're all friends of mine and if they see fit to make an example of me then so be it. Then you'll win.

Good luck psycho.

DaneMcCloud 08-11-2012 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8808957)
Feel free to post them all sweetheart. A search will do it... mods aren't needed.

You seem to think I care what you or anyone else thinks of my threads. That's the funniest part. The threads you think are so stupid usually got tons of responces. PM Gonzo, Flopnuts, Bwana, Phobia or Bearcat though if you wish. They're all friends of mine and if they see fit to make an example of me then so be it. Then you'll win.

Good luck psycho.

I'm glad you have internet friends. Good for you, Sport!

Ming the Merciless 08-11-2012 12:53 AM

How does Matt Cassel's dick taste, Dane?

He's gonna keep ramming it into your mouth over and over. Not even your neighbor, Randy Quaid will be able to pull rank on this shit mother****er...

Everyone sees you now for what you are

BigMeatballDave 08-11-2012 12:53 AM

:popcorn:

notorious 08-11-2012 12:53 AM

You guys.......LMAO

DaneMcCloud 08-11-2012 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 8808971)
How does Matt Cassel's dick taste, Dane?

He's gonna keep ramming it into your mouth over and over. Not even your neighbor, Randy Quaid will be able to pull rank on this shit mother****er...

Everyone sees you now for what you are

You said that it tastes like your ass, so I'll take your word for it.

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-11-2012 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 8808966)
I'm glad you have internet friends. Good for you, Sport!

I have real life friends in 3 of those cases. But really... please report me to the mods and ask that my indescretions be laid out for all to see if that's what you want. The mods here aren't generally cool with your kind of drama... but if they are now then go for it. It will make for a fun thread tomorrow.

Ming the Merciless 08-11-2012 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 8808974)
You said that it tastes like your ass, so I'll take your word for it.

Did your multi million dollar music business boom enough so you got your WEB TV hooked back up you piece of garbage???

DaneMcCloud 08-11-2012 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8808976)
I have real life friends in 3 of those cases. But really... please report me to the mods and ask that my indescretions be laid out for all to see if that's what you want. The mods here aren't generally cool with your kind of drama... but if they are now then go for it. It will make for a fun thread tomorrow.

I don't even know what the **** you're talking about. Why don't you just drink yourself to sleep, Johnny. Oops, I mean Beerme. Oops, I mean - what were your other names again?

Dipshit.

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-11-2012 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 8808973)
You guys.......LMAO

It's awesome.... amirite?

DaneMcCloud 08-11-2012 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 8808979)
Did your multi million dollar music business boom enough so you got your WEB TV hooked back up you piece of garbage???

What?

notorious 08-11-2012 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8808982)
It's awesome.... amirite?

And then some.

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=I481411...h=137&c=7&rs=1

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-11-2012 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 8808981)
I don't even know what the **** you're talking about. Why don't you just drink yourself to sleep, Johnny. Oops, I mean Beerme. Oops, I mean - what were your other names again?

Dipshit.

I haven't drank at all tonight. I guess that's why you can't keep up. It's ok. You're still the Dane I heard about.

Ming the Merciless 08-11-2012 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 8808983)
What?


DaneMcCloud 08-11-2012 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8808990)
I haven't drank at all tonight. I guess that's why you can't keep up. It's ok. You're still the Dane I heard about.

And you're still the dumbshit I remember reading about.

DaneMcCloud 08-11-2012 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower
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You're more reeruned than ever.

Also, is Matt Cassel your brother? I've never seen anyone defend a player as much as you defend Cassel.

It's actually pretty creepy.

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-11-2012 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 8808992)
And you're still the dumbshit I remember reading about.

Wow thanks that's awesome... you read about me? I'm just another dude on CP who likes to post a few things others don't care to get invloved in. I never dreamed anyone would "read about me." Damn... I thank you and them for that!

DaneMcCloud 08-11-2012 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8808997)
Wow thanks that's awesome... you read about me? I'm just another dude on CP who likes to post a few things others don't care to get invloved in. I never dreamed anyone would "read about me." Damn... I thank you and them for that!

Weak

Ming the Merciless 08-11-2012 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 8808994)
You're more reeruned than ever.

That's all you got left in the tank? Damn that lobotomy and the anti-psychotic medicines have you into an even more boring, worthless piece of shit than you ever were before. At least you were kind of funny at times...several years ago anyway....

Sucks what being locked up and raped by large men while on anti-depressants and coming to the realization that Randy Quaid was just a guy you saw on TV and not your neighbor will do to a person...

I kind of feel bad for you.

DaneMcCloud 08-11-2012 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 8809001)
That's all you got left in the tank? Damn that lobotomy and the anti-psychotic medicines have you into an even more boring, worthless piece of shit than you ever were before. At least you were kind of funny at times...several years ago anyway....

Sucks what being locked up and raped by large men while on anti-depressants and coming to the realization that Randy Quaid was just a guy you saw on TV and not your neighbor will do to a person...

I kind of feel bad for you.

:eek:

Ming the Merciless 08-11-2012 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 8808991)

Hey Dane,

When you woke up in a padded cell...how did it feel to realize that your "music business" was just your save-game file on Rock Band II and all of the 'money' and 'fans' you have are imaginary?

Your curious lover,

PM

notorious 08-11-2012 01:07 AM

Our offense looks crisp. At least Daboll has that going for him.

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-11-2012 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 8809000)
Weak

It's OK if you just want to give up. People can only take a beating for so long.

DaneMcCloud 08-11-2012 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8809008)
It's OK if you just want to give up. People can only take a beating for so long.

LMAO

That's a good one.

LMAO

notorious 08-11-2012 01:09 AM

Johnny Fever. Who are you?


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