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Rain Man 08-04-2012 07:44 PM

I did it! I did it!
 
For 12 years, I've had a mission. I've had a goal. I've had an aspiration. Check out this thread from 2007 to see documentation of my effort: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ay#post3914033

We built our garage in 2000. It's in an alley, so you have to make a 90 degree turn to get into it, and you have to go up a short driveway of about five feet that's got a significant uphill slope.

I've been trying to coast into my spot ever since we built the garage, but it's never happened. The garage door has to be up with enough time and the speed has to be just right to get up the slope. With the range of the opener, the slope of the alley, slope of the driveway, and the tight turn at the end, it's like planning the re-entry of Apollo 11 without a slide rule.

Well, today it happened. I'm beaming with pride. After 12 years of effort, today it happened.

The wife and I were driving home from dinner. As we drove up the alley, I hit the garage door opener and immediately thought, "Nope, way too early." But perhaps it was the perfect combination of heat and humidity, but the garage picked it up. I caught a glimpse of it moving up ahead, where it's barely visible above a neighbor's fence, and my heartbeat quickened. I've never gotten that range out of the opener before.

I let off the gas and put it in neutral, and instantly thought that I wasn't going fast enough. But maybe it was the new tires I put on last month, or maybe it was the hand of God pushing us, because we kept rolling good. I started making little chipmunk noises and my wife, knowing my quest, picked up what was happening. She sat as still as possible to ease my concentration.

We rolled up to the critical turn and driveway slope and the car had maintained its speed spectacularly. The garage door was already at mid-windshield level and at that point I knew I had it. Swift left turn, easy roll up the driveway, and I planted the car perfectly into its spot from a starting point about one-third of a block away. It was a perfect ten. It wasn't even close.

Today may be the best day of my life.

Planetman 08-04-2012 07:52 PM

Congrats? Garage door rep?

Meh, I got nuthin.'

Munson 08-04-2012 07:57 PM

Congrats on this major life changing accomplishment. :thumb:

MoreLemonPledge 08-04-2012 08:04 PM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pgHXDxZfzA...-high-five.jpg

JD10367 08-04-2012 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 8791421)
I started making little chipmunk noises and my wife, knowing my quest, picked up what was happening. She sat as still as possible to ease my concentration.

Are we still talking about driving? :D

Hammock Parties 08-04-2012 08:10 PM

http://gifs.gifbin.com/227839420.gif

Jenson71 08-04-2012 08:13 PM

Has Mr. Speilberg talked to you about the casting in the movie version?

Rain Man 08-04-2012 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Literature (Post 8791542)
Has Mr. Speilberg talked to you about the casting in the movie version?


First things first. The book, the tour, and then I start listening to movie offers. I don't want to get ahead of myself.

Predarat 08-04-2012 08:18 PM

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KCTitus 08-04-2012 08:34 PM

Pics or it didnt happen...

stevieray 08-04-2012 08:35 PM

do it again.

Phobia 08-04-2012 08:38 PM

Just as good as Olympic gold.

Buck 08-04-2012 08:41 PM

This is going to be an Olympic Sport in 2032.

Buck 08-04-2012 08:42 PM

p.s. i'm proud of u

mdchiefsfan 08-04-2012 08:58 PM

Video evidence or GTFO!

Strongside 08-04-2012 09:03 PM

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stevieray 08-04-2012 09:05 PM

I know the feeling... I snaked wires from driving lights up through my floorboard, located and aquired power and ground, installed a switch with power and ground and they worked on the first attempt! almost lost my balance my head got so big....but I stuck the ending.

I'm glad you had your wife as co-pilot /witness..I was doing the rocky dance solo in my driveway.

I might play the national anthem and put a /toga on and weed wreath on my head.

Beerthirty 08-04-2012 09:25 PM

You must have stayed in a Holiday Inn last night!

Kyle DeLexus 08-04-2012 09:35 PM

And here I thought you finally caught the person that was unlocking your door a few years back. Are you still using the cat toys to see when they open the door?

Kyle DeLexus 08-04-2012 09:35 PM

Congrats on the life changing achievement btw.

Planetman 08-04-2012 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8791614)
Just as good as Olympic gold.

Solo Synchronized Car Coasting?

Rain Man 08-04-2012 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus (Post 8791749)
And here I thought you finally caught the person that was unlocking your door a few years back. Are you still using the cat toys to see when they open the door?

I decided that it was either the maids or my tenant. It seems to have stopped, to my great relief.

go bo 08-04-2012 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 8791672)
I know the feeling... I snaked wires from driving lights up through my floorboard, located and aquired power and ground, installed a switch with power and ground and they worked on the first attempt! almost lost my balance my head got so big....but I stuck the ending.

I'm glad you had your wife as co-pilot /witness..I was doing the rocky dance solo in my driveway.

I might play the national anthem and put a /toga on and weed wreath on my head.

eh, what a waste of perfectly good weed... :huh: :huh: :huh:

TimeForWasp 08-04-2012 10:13 PM

Were returning from Kmart? Did you make it in time to watch Wapner? You are a good driver.

bevischief 08-05-2012 05:05 AM

wtf did I just read?

mikey23545 08-05-2012 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8791614)
Just as good as Olympic gold apricot.

FYP.

Hog's Gone Fishin 08-05-2012 06:10 AM

I'm in envy. I can't even fit a vehicle in my garage.

Nickel D 08-05-2012 06:48 AM

Well, Rain Man, now that there's nothing more to live for...it's time for you to carry out your successful suicidal act.

mikeyis4dcats. 08-05-2012 09:22 AM

I think this is one of the signs of autism.

mlyonsd 08-05-2012 09:31 AM

So did the wife service you like a groupie would a rock star after a concert? Or are you just going to Disneyworld?

Rain Man 08-05-2012 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickel D (Post 8792271)
Well, Rain Man, now that there's nothing more to live for...it's time for you to carry out your successful suicidal act.

Dang. I was hoping to put that off a while longer.

mdchiefsfan 08-05-2012 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 8793155)
Dang. I was hoping to put that off a while longer.

Your next mission is to "Rebel Yell" it. Accomplish the same feat going in reverse. That should buy you some time.

cdcox 08-05-2012 05:57 PM

Rain Man, the best thing about this is, no matter what happens the rest of you life, they can never ever take this away form you.

Kyle DeLexus 08-05-2012 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 8793441)
Rain Man, the best thing about this is, no matter what happens the rest of you life, they can never ever take this away form you.

Well that's not true, he could have to vacate all wins if it is ever proven that he was paid for parking his car.

Rain Man 08-05-2012 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdchiefsfan (Post 8793201)
Your next mission is to "Rebel Yell" it. Accomplish the same feat going in reverse. That should buy you some time.

Or maybe this. Maybe I can try this next.

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Rain Man 08-05-2012 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 8793441)
Rain Man, the best thing about this is, no matter what happens the rest of you life, they can never ever take this away form you.

Right now, it's in the top three among the things I want in my obituary.

mdchiefsfan 08-05-2012 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 8793929)
Or maybe this. Maybe I can try this next.

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Meh. I think doing it with the car will up your street cred. I think I have a great feel on you, street cred means all :thumb:


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