Juggsica Simpson
 

I saw a photo the other day of Jessica Simpson. SHE IS HUGE! Her knockers look like they are a 44GGG and could nurse the entire Chiefs Planet family......

Ahh the glow of motherhood

Ruined.

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Still would do.

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Gross.

Boy, Phobia really gets around these days.

haha.....somewhere Nick Lachey is laughing is ass off at this cow.

She used to be a fox.
Probably still is, to some degree.

eh, she can always lose the weight n i am sure she will since she's always in the public. It wouldnt be all that hard for her with all the money they got to hire people to cook healthy and be their trainers lol

Wait, not one person mentioned that she's pregnant?

She's knocked up in both vaginas

I'd still hit it.

ROFL. Fox, I haven't heard that one since probably 1981.

She's got the resources. She'll get all the right drugs, do a little cardio and be right back. Guaranteed.

"Ahh the glow of motherhood" needs translation? :harumph:

Is that the new Oregon Duck uniform ?

Ruined as agreed. Was the "biggest fan" of hers for the longest, but Alas, had to write her off. She has been letting herself go for the last few years. The Pregnancy is the excuse and the fortune she makes in the fashion world has taken her desire to struggle to keep hot.

JFC people. She's PREGNANT. What did you expect? Her life doesn't revolve around being your fap material. Good for her. It's not like she won't lose the weight.

I showed that to my fiancee, as though it were just a normal paparazzi pic of her, and she is extraordinarily creeped out by the background. I still haven't let her in on the joke; I much prefer the way she has been utterly confused for the past 10 minutes. Now she's trying to find the picture on Google to show her sister :LMAO:

Some women get ****ing huge when they're pregnant. My Goddaughter's mother, who was extremely hot, got big as a house and her face broke out like she was back in junior high. Looked like a zitty Jabba the Hut. After the baby was born, she lost all the weight and everything went back to normal.

After the next one, though, not so much. :D

She was fat before she was pregnant.

Her body is ruined forever.

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/...eightgain5.jpg

RIP

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I read her diet she was on for Dukes of Hazzard and I don't think anyone could maintain that low of cals for that long. She is ment to be alittle bigger.

I'd still PIIHB. There's nothing wrong with a girl with some meat on her bones.

I'd still hit it. Well not now as she's preggers but you get the idea

Omaha will be devastated.

I'd hit it now, can't get her anymore pregnant huh.

I could stop buying dairy products for a while. Love me some delicious breast milk.

Bingo. Besides, prego chicks want cock all day long, and I love giving it to them. Call me weird, I probably am, but I've always thought prego chicks were HOT.

dudes, she's pregnant. I thought I was little mean to women, damn you guys are talking about a lady who is pregnant! Of course she looks fat you idiots, were your girls super hot to everybody when she was pregnant?

she looks hot to me in all of those pics, wtf?

that is what is referred to as a fetish and pretty weird.

Mmmmmm, swole, wet, poontang. Springy.

Jabbasa Simpson?

she still calls ... i've quit answer'n ......

Horny Pregnant Women are Sexy as hell

This is Chiefs Planet man. No woman is allowed to look like anything but a supermodel whether pregnant or dead. There is nothing but hot or gross.

She still looks good to me.

It's called HGH, and a large population in Hollywood pop that shit like it's Flintstones vitamins.

LOL WUT

I'd still do her.

I think her and Powe could be the future at NT...

Holy shit, son of a bitch!

Actually, it pretty much does. Her mediocre music career is long over. The only acting jobs she's gotten certainly weren't about her acting skills.


The only reason she exists as a celebrity is her looks. She's free to cash checks for her looks, then she's free game when she turns into a cow.

We have seen this all before:
Nicole Eggert, RIP

id hit it

It happens to the pregnant all of the time. My wife ballooned, and now she is working her way back to 125.

She is only 5 ft 2.

So her pregnancy will very noticeable, as opposed to taller women.

People who call other people weird are ****ing degenerates and society shuns them.

actually i think she is doing a bunch of other stuff ... clothing line,business stuff etc.

Anyone who says they wouldn't "hit this" is flat out lying. Hell, I'd do her just to say I did JS

I'm with you.

A phobia of dead end streets... the kid would have.

Would be the biggest figurative, and quite possible literal, notch in the belt so far! :thumb:.

Something akin to this.

She had put on a lot of weight even before her pregnancy. Pic from Summer 2010:

http://theskinnywebsite.com/site/wp-...ROC_070210.jpg

Maybe her, Christina Aguilera and Jennifer Love Hewitt can get a group rate at their local gym.

It's a goddamn travesty those three let themselves go like that.

Oh can't stand Breast Milk. :Lin:

:hail:

Having sex with a pregnant woman is like putting gas in a car you've already wrecked...

Yes I would.

It's not too great, I will tell you that.

False, her celebrity status depends on it

please, most of you fools are still picking up tang at your local Side Pockets...yes...you...would...

Puffy cow ass fellas. I took that picture. Not a ****in peep. **** you all anyways.

HOLY CHRIST!!! HERE IS THE NEWEST PIC OF HER....:shake:

She couldn't be on top that's for sure

I still wanna see her nekkid!

Why in God's name would a woman that pregnant wear heels like that? No way that's comfortable

"ROAD WORK AHEAD" on the background sign. That is James Joyce level foreshadowing and subtext......

Right.

I would definitely bend that over.

Is she pregnant?

srsly

She hasn't looked like that in a long time.

Bunch of liars here.

You know if she took you to a public bathroom Roethlisberger-style...you would give yourself up to her and tell no one afterwards. :)

That kid is gonna breast-feed until he's 20-22....

I don't know about you, but I would tell EVERYONE afterwards, including my wife. :D

On my phone. But go look up sophia cahil(sp?) On egotastic. Supermodel, hottest preggo I have ever seen. Did the runway pregnant.

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Still hit it

Meh, I see hotter knocked up chicks at the bar every weekend. She's a little too close to dilating for me.

//CP

She's damn near looking like a slightly younger Kirstie Alley in her fat moment....have the baby already Jessica!

And the recent cover of her on Elle pregnant was photoshopped to take off around 50 pounds!