Are you a Lawnmower?
 

Are you high?

Are you drunk?

Are you... no, it's probably one of those.

ROFL I thought that I was the only one who kept thinking it said lawnmower when I looked over it.

Droned

Why yes I am.

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Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you said Pawnmower.

Yes, you can tell me by the way I walk.

No, I'm not a Mexican.

Yes, and your ass is grass.

Pawnmower?

Repostmower

What a ****ing troll you are.

Well, i dont have any blades on my body, i have arms and i breathe air

no i dont think so, but maybe i can help you find a lawnmower person

That's a pretty sweet mower.

Are you my mother?

I've wondered if a few wasn't a member of the Ariens brotherhood

I'm actually pissed about how funny I think this is.

If I was a Serial Killer

They would find all my victim's heads

In funky ass gas station toilets

Kurt you don't deserve 16,000 posts god dammit.

****er.

And if I was a Serial Killer

I would be strange and deranged

And I would never change

I'd be known as the smoker

Cause I'd cut off and smoke all they hair

and if I was a Serial Killer

I would sleep on broken glass and thumbtacks

and I would smoke mad crack

You're a CANTALOUPE

Is this a twelve step meeting?

yes.

Step 7, "All shall become a postwhore on cp to keep you from snorting blow off of a 12 year old Brazilian boy's stomach."
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Human Being PAWNmower

Chocolate babies.

Wtf? How high were you when posted this?

I always thought this thread was funny.


Come back Buck!

This mower live close to you?

My neighbor is a lawnmower

Snowblower? More like randomdudeblower