***2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs Final Vote Thread*** (with NSFW pics)
 

You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner.

This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round.

No write-in votes, no other options in the poll.

All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft.

Known bribes:

BossChief:
If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash.

If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash.

BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote.

Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief


Raised on Riots:

Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence.

Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots.

Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time

Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick.


The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158

Time to vote for the 2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs thread
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=219232&page=6

Previous honorees:
2007 King of the Noobs = Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the N00bs = Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 King of the Noobs = Fax

:evil:

There were 4 people tied with 8 votes at the time this thrread was started. So I went with 3 finalists instead of 7 finalists.

I will jump off the sears tower head first into a thumbtack to get your vote!

I thought the Planet didn't allow usernames of famous people? Willie Lanier voted first?

remember JD isnt even a Chiefs fan!

Dang i didn't know it was time to close i was going to vote for myself to get me to 9, oh well.

If Boss Chief wins again they will have to start a new poll.:)

If I vote for you and you don't do this, what then?

I know right.

If I do win (and because me doubling the second place opponent is highly unlikely) I am bumping the beer $$$ total to $75! I will still stand by my $50 worth of burnt ends if I do in fact double up though!

PREMIUM BEER FOR MY VOTERS!!!

Lets just say you are one of my favorite posters on the planet. I would do it, for you!

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Decent answer I suppose, but I like all the final n00bs so I'm going to hold off and vote later.

I don't know if I'll be able to make it to the bash or not depending on when it is and I've given up beer, so that doesn't appeal to me. Would be nice for the bash folks though so I'll think about it.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/me...lors_Boobs.gif


http://img.funnyanimatedgifs.net/img...red-bikini.gif


http://www.threadbombing.com/data/me...rs_Boobs_2.gif



now crown me.

1. http://www.jollylops.com/pictures/al...boobs-0075.gif

2. http://images.damncrows.com/img/upld...1247928284.gif

3. http://img.funnyanimatedgifs.net/img...cing-boobs.gif

4. http://www.sarcasticmyspace.com/grap...-own-boobs.gif

5. http://www.boobbouncers.com/boobs/an...obs_shaker.gif

6. http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/24v8zn4.gif

7. http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o.../gif/boobs.gif

8. http://s5.tinypic.com/2zsywle.jpg

9. http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l2...g_boobs-41.gif

10. http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052009/124...ing-bodies.gif

and 11. http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s...rt83/boobs.gif

IF YA CANT TOP IT, BORROW FROM THE BEST!!!

If you are in fact not a drinker, I will spring for your beverage if you do go. Vote or not! You're a good dude!

ummmmm did I do that?

YES, YES I DID!

(thanks sofaking!)

If you think it is kinda lame to have a poll after someone already won...

VOTE FOR BOSSCHIEF!!!

Good Lord.

I voted for Boss again, but I feel JD and Kyle are just as deserving. I want to thank all that voted for me in the last poll; that I survived the Planet Caucus and made it to the convention is very humbling when I think of my beginnings here.
That 20 + page douche thread of mine from Thanksgiving last year is a textbook example of n00biness FAIL, and growth/learning in the "Planet Way".
All n00bs should consider it required viewing.
I have my haters like everyone else, but that number has decreased significantly due to a lot of good people here who were long-suffering and patient enough to see past my flaws, and hope that I could evolve in to a solid contributor.
I thank them first and foremost, and I thank all the new people who have shown appreciation for me.

you are close to becoming a true jedi ROR!

Titles meh, rep points meh, planet fame and glory meh A JEDI CRAVES NOT THESE THINGS (but finds a way to get them anyway!!!:evil:)

Im such a whore!

Soooo, now I can change my vote?
jeez, I hate post whores.....






:ducks:

Irony, this is. I guess.

:shrug:

rochambeau

Im having lots of fun with this whole thing!

Yep, to one of the three finalists.

It's looking like the results are going to be the same, but no friggin * would be attached to the crown. And the majority's opinion about the process was followed. Thy will of the people will be done.:)

You still seem like a douche to me. Maybee I've only seen your douchbag anti KU comments though. I haven't seen one post that wasn't.

I demand there is yet one more poll. There is no write in option and as it was shown "who gives a crap" was tied for the lead. I do find it rather amusing this is being taken so seriously~

Well, the chick in the towel is hot, so I guess that counts for something.


Edit: Oh, I thought she looked familiar.

Bosschief already has more than twice as many votes as JD, I say we crown his ass and get this over with.

Com'n JD !!

No friggin way. We are not changing the rules again in mid stream.:shake:

Next year we will have a more organized approach since it seems more people care now. We will defintely have rounds of voting. Additional members added to the academy. A non-partisan committe set up to have more formal rules and solve any potential disputes etc.

:loser:

Im just glad I didnt have to pull a
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BossChief gets my vote...just a quick question BRC..is this officially official?

You're all stoopid n00bs. a time table should have been put on the poll. at which time the winner will be nominated, n00b!

I have never paid any attention to this award but did read you won it once. So at least it worked out one time :)

I had tough competition too! I voted for Hamas to win it! he has really calmed down since he stopped posting in DC and Herm leaving and all.

He once said that he would rather ''have his ass hole cauterized shut than Have Herm as his head coach''


ROFL

oh come on... i spent all that tie making that... and boss chief gets teh votes for it???


ugggg....

i only got one rep for it too....


NOT worth it...


i voted for JD

ummmmm thank you!:evil:

I did credit you in my post!

...and you got TWO reps for it!

When this poll closes on the 10th we will have a winner, "Officially Official".

Agreed. There's a lot of people who have yet to vote.

How sad that our democratic system has now been influenced by bribes.

I stand by that statement.

However, I'm breaking out the soldering iron if I see another performance like today.

Question for you: What is your guys' opinion on Gholston? Seemed like he was making progress, but once Pace came back they just buried him on the bench.

Do any of these assholes have an official Kenyan birth certificate?

The board I visit, which is comprised of fans that are pretty reasonable as opposed to the Radio City dumb**** crowd, have been up Gholston's ass all year long in disappointment.

I was born in Rome, in the month of June, and my birth mother died.

And that's all I can divulge about that.:fire:

I almost forgot about dunking your balls in chum and jumping in the shark tank!

ROFL



Dude, Gholston is lost on the field. he has made no progress at all from last year. he cant fight off blocks and always gets caught on the inside on running plays. he is awful! And Sanchez is regressing..hes getting worse, not better. a competent head coach would have brought in a veteran backup qb and a good qb coach to coach this guy..Fatso has no clue what hes doing..

I totally agree. Corporate money in our politi.......oh. You were talking about CP. My bad. Carry on.

My vote will go to either Boss again, or ROR. And if I decide to go with the underdog, I'm gonna go broke in bribe money.

"I'm ROR, and I approve of this message".:D

Ain't America great! :)

they should have done one of these for last years kotn voting! He should have won it last year! A worthy adversary to be sure.

"the force is strong with this one!"

Im just glad I didnt fall into a loophole because I started my account on one of the last days of the year in 2008 and therefore wouldnt have been eligible for this years competition.

I just hope people feel I deserve the title. It seems they do. I think it is kinda cool!

In all honesty, the fact that I made the final cut validates my membership here, and my haters can now cry in their beers.

It seems I might be out of the woods for the burnt ends part of my bribe huh!

Before the poll ends I will be offering huge casino cash for votes to go the way I want. Bribes seem to be a factor so tossing in 20 or 30 million casino bucks could be fun. As JFK's dad said once I am willing to buy the election but not a landslide~

I abstain to protest the absence of KnowMo.

It's the time honored American way.

On what grounds do you protest? You didn't get your way? Try some bribes.

I know little about those up less ROR. I was one of the first to reach out to him after his epic start. His posting style is different than mine but I have no issue with him. I do like the fact this JD guy has said nothing and stayed out of the mix. As far as Boss he seems to take this way to serious and did not show the same class ROR did by voting for someone else. I intend on backing one of them but have yet to decide who will get the benifit of my casino cash~

I will be waiting for RNR to back someone to collect said casino cash.

I am just a naturally competitive person in general. I mean no ill will towards anyone, I am just having fun with it. ROR and I have chatted on the backlines throughout all of this and he was one of the first posters I added to my friends list. To be honest, I didnt think I had much of a chance to win this...I thought it was cool to be the first one nominated and as I said, have made it a bit of a pet project. I like being a member of a place like this where so many knowledgeable fans and dumbassery meet to form a complete circle to call each other names.

JD and ROR are both fine posters, both are deserving of this thing (even though JD isnt a Chiefs fan) I enjoy reading their takes as they both bring it on the many topics that come across here.

I hate to take a page from RORs book, but I am humbled to have made it this far and to be quite honest...I was planning on bringing some beer and meat to the bash anyway, I haven't met many of you but consider many of you friends from the views we share. I wanted it to be a celebration. I just thought that I would make it part of my bribe because I thought it would be kinda cool to win it.

:thumb:

I'll patiently wait.

That is why i voted JD.

this page was lacking in tiddays

Raised on Riots gave me positive rep, so its an easy vote for me.

Im glad the vote went to a Chiefs fan!!!

Nice rib hams...

Have some more! :D

And....some reppage for Mr. McGee since we're all here!:D

Decisions, decisions. Who is the better ass kisser? :D

For you sweetheart? I think they'll pucker up until their lips get stuck like that. :D

Ill be your huckleberry!

For you, I will definatly make sure your type of prefered beverage is available at the bash...wine coolers? Beer? maddog 20/20? holla at ya ass kissin boy!ROFL

Right here! Just tell me which cheek you prefer, please.

Have some rep.

I wont be mad if you vote for ROR though, just keep the vote to a Chiefs fan please, sweetheart.Denise

Still thinking...

Well, RoR gave me rep and BossChief bogged down my comp w/ his girly gifs. I may need to sleep on this...

And befriended you too! Welcome to Club ROR, Lumpy; the drinks are cold and never watered down, and I have the power to make Gonzo do a Chippendale's strip-tease for you in the VIP Room at the snap of my fingers!

Life is goooooood.:D

Yes u did. Thx! :D

"Club ROR"... that sounds like an underground sex club. ROFL

And so much more! :fire:

Excuse me? "girly" pics? I believe gazing upon jiggly boobies is always going to be way better than getting some rep. Call me weird.