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Frankie 09-08-2009 08:46 AM

Only those sure of their sexuality answer this:
 
If you were a person of your opposite sex, which celebrity (past or present) would be your favorite? Based on looks, personality or any other factor. I got curious about this when a friend who is quite a macho, manly guy said about Clive Owen, "He is very handsome. If I were a woman I'd want to marry him."

Who would you want to marry if you were of oppsite sex? Fake macho guys need not reply. As I said, this is for guys (or gals) who are confident of their sexuality.

PS,

A celebrity could be anyone famous, not just a Hollywood personality.

Frankie 09-08-2009 08:47 AM

I'll start this myself. Mine would be Sean Connery, followed by Gregory Peck and Paul Newman.

Gary 09-08-2009 08:49 AM

Are you currently preparing for the barrage of "HOMO!" reply posts?

rambleonthruthefog 09-08-2009 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 6044662)
I'll start this myself. Mine would be Sean Connery, followed by Gregory Peck and Paul Newman.

you are so f'n queer!

DeepSouth 09-08-2009 08:52 AM

He'd have to be very rich, very old, and about to die.

Buck 09-08-2009 08:52 AM

Ghey

Buehler445 09-08-2009 08:54 AM

Warren Buffet.

I would spend as much time with him as possible and learn as much as humanly possible in his remaining time.
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Frankie 09-08-2009 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gary (Post 6044666)
Are you currently preparing for the barrage of "HOMO!" reply posts?

Quote:

Originally Posted by rambleonthruthefog (Post 6044672)
you are so f'n queer!


LMAO
You didn't read the post. I said "ONLY THOSE SURE OF THEIR SEXUALITY REPLY."

Buehler445 09-08-2009 08:55 AM

After that, Paul Harvey (prior to his death of course). Same reasoning.
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MVChiefFan 09-08-2009 08:56 AM

I would have to say that dude from "The Crying Game".

Gonzo 09-08-2009 08:56 AM

Dane McCloud....

He's dreamy.

Buck 09-08-2009 08:56 AM

By the way, I'm so sure of my sexuality, that if I was a woman, I would still want to be with a woman.

Buck 09-08-2009 08:57 AM

Or GoChiefs

CaliforniaChief 09-08-2009 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 6044684)
By the way, I'm so sure of my sexuality, that if I was a woman, I would still want to be with a woman.

Fellow male lesbian!

Frankie 09-08-2009 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 6044681)
After that, Paul Harvey (prior to his death of course). Same reasoning.
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Thanks. Good choice. When naming a celebrity we will assume you are talking about them at their peak.

Gonzo 09-08-2009 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 6044689)
Thanks. Good choice. When naming a celebrity we will assume you are talking about them at their peek.

ROFL

Freudian FTW!

GoHuge 09-08-2009 09:02 AM

why not just say you can no longer contain yourself and you have to tell the world about years of closet bromances? i have no idea why a man would start a thread disclosing his life long crushes of the same sex and asking others to join in. to each his own i guess.
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crazycoffey 09-08-2009 09:04 AM

I may have to pick Gonzo, have you seen his moobs?!?!?!11!!?

Buehler445 09-08-2009 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 6044684)
By the way, I'm so sure of my sexuality, that if I was a woman, I would still want to be with a woman.

Dude, if I was a chick I'd sleep with every available woman. That is once I was able to stop playing with my boobs and 'giner long enough to hook up with a chick.
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OnTheWarpath15 09-08-2009 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 6044695)
ROFL

Freudian FTW!

LMAO

Gonzo 09-08-2009 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 6044703)
I may have to pick Gonzo, have you seen his moobs?!?!?!11!!?

Thanks baby...

I'll make sure I shave em up for yee.

Consistent1 09-08-2009 09:08 AM

This is a funny topic, but it is interesting to see what guys think about who is an attractive male. There doesn't have to be a homo aspect to it. It is ironic that many times women will look at things way different. I have talked to my wife about this before, and it is strange how the answers shake out. At times, women will pick other females as attractive and as a male you will be like WTF? It seems a lot of times that jealousy factors into the picks. Then the same thing happens in reverse....Goofy topic...but hell, aren't 99% of them on here. If males can't see why women are atracted to guys like Clive Owen, Pitt, etc...then they are just being dishonest to at least some degree.

OnTheWarpath15 09-08-2009 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 6044662)
I'll start this myself. Mine would be Sean Connery, followed by Gregory Peck and Paul Newman.

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loochy 09-08-2009 09:09 AM

I think I'm going to have to go with the one and only.......

ELVIS GRBAC!


http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/sexyelvisgrbac.jpg

Fat Elvis 09-08-2009 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 6044662)
I'll start this myself. Mine would be Sean Connery, followed by Gregory Peck and Paul Newman.

Paul Newman is a very good choice; intelligent, good looking and a pretty upstanding guy who, as far as anyone can tell, was very devoted to the woman he loved.

MeaTy The Pimp 09-08-2009 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 6044657)
If you were a person of your opposite sex, which celebrity (past or present) would be your favorite? Based on looks, personality or any other factor. I got curious about this when a friend who is quite a macho, manly guy said about Clive Owen, "He is very handsome. If I were a woman I'd want to marry him."

Who would you want to marry if you were of oppsite sex? Fake macho guys need not reply. As I said, this is for guys (or gals) who are confident of their sexuality.

PS,

A celebrity could be anyone famous, not just a Hollywood personality.


What?!? No "Gaz Option"?

ChiTown 09-08-2009 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 6044683)
Dane McCloud....

He's dreamy.

Dane looking at himself in the mirror nude, with his junk tucked in back:

"I'd **** me"

Consistent1 09-08-2009 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 6044725)
Dane looking at himself in the mirror nude, with his junk tucked in back:

"I'd **** me"

You really think Dane would have to tuck anything to say that?

Simply Red 09-08-2009 09:15 AM

Ryan Phillipe, he's gorgeous. :doh!:

ChiefJustice 09-08-2009 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 6044725)
Dane looking at himself in the mirror nude, with his junk tucked in back:

"I'd **** me"

http://i30.tinypic.com/2cdeomd.gif

Sofa King 09-08-2009 09:17 AM

Dale: OK, name your favorite dinosaur?
Brennan and Dale: Philosoraptor.
Brennan: Alright. If you were a chick, whose the one guy you would sleep with? Brennan and Dale: John Stamos.
Dale: WHAT?!?
Brennan: Did we just become best friends?
Dale: YEP!

Lumpy 09-08-2009 09:20 AM

I would go w/ either Leelee Sobieski or Moira Kelly. Both have natural beauty and are equally talented.

JohnnyV13 09-08-2009 09:22 AM

Clark Hunt. Then I would get all the inside info on my favorite football team and I'd be rich.

loochy 09-08-2009 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 6044744)
Brennan and Dale: Philosoraptor.

I don't mean to bust balls here, but wasn't that a velociraptor?

Gonzo 09-08-2009 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6044748)
I would go w/ either Leelee Sobieski or Moira Kelly. Both have natural beauty and are equally talented.

Well...

Gotta go home and change the undies on this one.

Don't want to walk around the office with a wet spot.
Thanks Babe...

gblowfish 09-08-2009 09:51 AM

Boys BEWARE!
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Iowanian 09-08-2009 09:52 AM

You know how I know you're ghey?

Inspector 09-08-2009 09:53 AM

Can I just NOT try to imagine what gayness would be like?

That's not an aisle I want to shop in, thanks all the same.

Gonzo 09-08-2009 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 6044831)
You know how I know you're ghey?

He's from Iowa?


Ohhhhhh BUUURRRRNNNN!!!!

:)

Lumpy 09-08-2009 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 6044825)
Well...

Gotta go home and change the undies on this one.

Don't want to walk around the office with a wet spot.
Thanks Babe...

Niiiiiice. ROFL

DaFace 09-08-2009 10:00 AM

Frankie seems to be channeling Simply Red today.

jidar 09-08-2009 10:07 AM

I may not be sure of my sexuality, but thanks to this thread I'm now sure of what yours is. queer.

Consistent1 09-08-2009 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6044838)
Niiiiiice. ROFL

I am not even aware of who that is. She looks like a heavily made up younger version of Helen Hunt to me. Alright, but nothing that special. Is that accurate at all to others that have seen her more?

jidar 09-08-2009 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 6044830)
Boys BEWARE!
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Homosex, now just as contagious as small pox!

Jilly 09-08-2009 10:11 AM

No question, Joss Stone. I have never loved a woman more.

Others on my list are: Kate Beckinsale, Scarlett Johanssen, and Selma Hayek and the girl from Chuck.

Lumpy 09-08-2009 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Consistent1 (Post 6044864)
I am not even aware of who that is. She looks like a heavily made up younger version of Helen Hunt to me. Alright, but nothing that special. Is that accurate at all to others that have seen her more?

Ur correct. They do look very similar. I figured they would have made a movie together by now.

acesn8s 09-08-2009 10:14 AM

Scott Peterson

Consistent1 09-08-2009 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6044876)
Ur correct. They do look very similar. I figured they would have made a movie together by now.

Oh jesus. Could you have baited the lesbian incest porno theme any harder to these guys?

Buehler445 09-08-2009 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 6044871)
No question, Joss Stone. I have never loved a woman more.

Others on my list are: Kate Beckinsale, Scarlett Johanssen, and Selma Hayek and the girl from Chuck.

Damn good choices. You should add Charlize Theron to your list.
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Lumpy 09-08-2009 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Consistent1 (Post 6044880)
Oh jesus. Could you have baited the lesbian incest porno theme any harder to these guys?

LMAO

Jilly 09-08-2009 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 6044881)
Damn good choices. You should add Charlize Theron to your list.
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I feel like I covered her with Scarlett. They look really similar and scarlett has a bigger rack.

tooge 09-08-2009 10:33 AM

Hey Frankie, if you went camping and woke up with a comdom hanging out of your ass would you tell anyone?

Delano 09-08-2009 10:35 AM

I ain't skurred.

Daniel Craig.

ChiTown 09-08-2009 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 6044940)
Hey Frankie, if you went camping and woke up with a comdom hanging out of your ass would you tell anyone?

LMAO

Gonzo 09-08-2009 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 6044940)
Hey Frankie, if you went camping and woke up with a comdom hanging out of your ass would you tell anyone?

I wonder what Merit Badge you earn in this scenario?

Frankie 09-08-2009 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoHuge39 (Post 6044699)
why not just say you can no longer contain yourself and you have to tell the world about years of closet bromances? i have no idea why a man would start a thread disclosing his life long crushes of the same sex and asking others to join in. to each his own i guess.
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Why not just say you are ashamed of your gay tendencies and overact your macho facade?

Frankie 09-08-2009 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Consistent1 (Post 6044716)
This is a funny topic, but it is interesting to see what guys think about who is an attractive male. There doesn't have to be a homo aspect to it. It is ironic that many times women will look at things way different. I have talked to my wife about this before, and it is strange how the answers shake out. At times, women will pick other females as attractive and as a male you will be like WTF? It seems a lot of times that jealousy factors into the picks. Then the same thing happens in reverse....Goofy topic...but hell, aren't 99% of them on here. If males can't see why women are atracted to guys like Clive Owen, Pitt, etc...then they are just being dishonest to at least some degree.

Very intelligent answer. Rep.

RealSNR 09-08-2009 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 6044679)
LMAO
You didn't read the post. I said "ONLY THOSE SURE OF THEIR SEXUALITY REPLY."

Dude, you've been around here long enough to know how this place works. The gay jokes are going to keep on flowin'

Gonzo 09-08-2009 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 6044970)
Very ghey answer. Wanna see my penis?

FYP


;)

BigMeatballDave 09-08-2009 10:44 AM

I'd totally toss Bill Gates' salad! I want a share of his $40+ Billion! LMAO

Frankie 09-08-2009 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyV13 (Post 6044756)
Clark Hunt. Then I would get all the inside info on my favorite football team and I'd be rich.

LMAO

Simply Red 09-08-2009 10:48 AM

Go Chiefs to enter w/ a lengthy list, in 3, 2 ....

Frankie 09-08-2009 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 6044871)
No question, Joss Stone. I have never loved a woman more.

Others on my list are: Kate Beckinsale, Scarlett Johanssen, and Selma Hayek and the girl from Chuck.

Do you have any favorites from old Hollywood?

MMXcalibur 09-08-2009 10:51 AM

Shawne Merriman. He looks like he knows how to treat a woman right.

Frankie 09-08-2009 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6044876)
Ur correct. They do look very similar. I figured they would have made a movie together by now.

Exactly my thought. I've been wanting to see them in a movie as sisters, mother and daughter, or same character at different ages.

Frankie 09-08-2009 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acesn8s (Post 6044879)
Scott Peterson

The wife killer? Would you want to be his wife if you were a gal?

LaChapelle 09-08-2009 10:53 AM

Rephrase the question to: What celebrity do you think you look like?

find your answer there, Jeffie Garcia.

Frankie 09-08-2009 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 6044940)
Hey Frankie, if you went camping and woke up with a comdom hanging out of your ass would you tell anyone?

Did you?

tooge 09-08-2009 10:58 AM

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"I'd **** me"

ChiefJustice 09-08-2009 11:03 AM

Sigh

Can't you just stay under your rock in DC?

LaChapelle 09-08-2009 11:04 AM

I look like Tyra Banks.

Frankie 09-08-2009 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefJustice (Post 6045062)
Sigh

Can't you just stay under your rock in DC?


Can't you just stay in your closet and not post here?

Mr. Kotter 09-08-2009 11:06 AM

bundle of stickss.

Reaper16 09-08-2009 11:07 AM

If I were a heterosexual woman, I would love to get ****ed by Idris Elba.

Jilly 09-08-2009 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 6045023)
Do you have any favorites from old Hollywood?

Audrey Hepburn. I LOVE her. Adore her. And then the lady from It's a Wonderful Life....Mary. I can't remember her real name, but she is gorgeous. Such a classic look.

Frankie 09-08-2009 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 6045076)
Audrey Hepburn. I LOVE her. Adore her.

OH MY,...!! AUDREY IS MY ALL-TIME LOVE.

Phobia 09-08-2009 11:14 AM

I once knew a man by the name of George.
He posted threads like this engorged.
Ah crap, I'm no poet.

Long story short, George got his junk whacked and came back as Hel'n. She's probably still here as some other name. I'm guessing Raised On Riots.

Jilly 09-08-2009 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 6045106)
OH MY,...!! AUDREY IS MY ALL-TIME LOVE.

She's just gorgeous. Breakfast at Tiffany's is my all time favorite movie.

ChiefJustice 09-08-2009 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 6045073)
Can't you just stay in your closet and not post here?

Sorry,my fault.

I thought you were trying to make a thread on the main forum that might have overtones of a political and societal nature.

I wasn't aware that the Pollard cut hit you so hard.

My apologies.

Kyle DeLexus 09-08-2009 11:54 AM

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