Claythan now looking to get into modeling? OMFG Awesome find.
 

LMAO... so, I was working on some SEO stuff for a client... and I thought... Oh, I wonder if Clayton Wendler still ranks #1 for that thread "Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex ...". That thread now ranks #2 for his name.

But I nearly ruined my monitor by spitting water all over it when I saw the page that ranks 5th for his name.

http://www.exploremodeling.com/conte...n_Wendler.aspx

I got an extra chuckle when I noticed that he had ZERO votes.

Is this quite possibly the most awesomest interweb find EVAR? LMAO :clap:
:)

EDIT: Site down due to comment hilarity... but the cache is here for a couple days, anyway:

http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:...&ct=clnk&gl=us

:D

"Isn't anybody gonna help that poor man?"

"Hush, Harriet! That's a sure way to get him killed!"

Wendler is having a long week.

I'm gonna vote for him, so he has at least one vote.

And you are right, Bwana... I debated whether to post this or not... but in the end, the hilarity value was too high on this one to pass up.

Sorry Claythan. LMAO

:popcorn:

Woo hoo! Our daily Claythan thread is here!

good god ROFL http://www.realraptalk.com/images/smilies/0_rofl.gif

Groan. Another thread about Claythan.

Rank: 380

He's climbing the ladder with the help of CP he can win this thing!

Come on, though... this is a good one.

So, you were just googling Wendler and blah blah blah. That's pretty queer.

ROFL

christ.

hes the male kirstie tynes

i have nothing to say about this.

I gave him a vote and left a comment. :D

Okay which one of you assholes decided to comment on this :LOL:

ROFL Nice Pig Jerker

Ha! I'd laugh if it wasn't so sad... and it's so very sad.

That's gold, Jerry...Gold!

ROFL

He up to 315.

Come on guys ,if we can get him in the top 5 WE can get him laid.

Everyone can vote 1 time a day so that can help.

Buy a dude..

That link is sooo sad..

He better hope he can take it down...

Print screen just in case he can..

Haha ha... on the surface... heh. But when it was discovered that he was #1 ranking for that thread... I helped him get the people to change his name from that thread so he WOULDN'T rank for that... so I was just checking up.

and discovered this gem of awesome sauce.

ROFL

the comments are ****ing priceless.

haha bluesteel

For the Record, I didn't comment on his "modelling" page... my guess is Hog Farmer did.

OMG... lmao

Well they just keep coming now there are so many comments.

He's at 277!






Comments:

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@Gay Modeling Exec - 6/27/2009report misuse#8
By the next big thing you are looking, do you mean a prep to get your gay models ready for the shoot by "servicing" them?

If so, I believe Clayton is your man! He just looks like he can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Grams - 6/27/2009report misuse#7
Oh, dear, you're so doggone cute. Why can't you find a nice JW girl and settle down. You're a catch!

Love

Your gramma.

Claythan - 6/27/2009report misuse#6
Just Haters

IMO I rule the stood up dates.....

Prove me wrong.

Ultra Peanut - 6/27/2009report misuse#5
I bet he'd suck MY dick with those dick-sucking lips.

Gay Modeling Exec - 6/27/2009report misuse#4
I've been looking for the next big thing & I think I finally found it!

Clayton you are it!

Nick "Assclown" Athan - 6/27/2009report misuse#3
I'd hit it. I bet he'd suck my dick like I was Michael Jackson and he was a seven year old boy drunk on Jesus juice.

Ari - 6/27/2009report misuse#2
What are you smoking? The guy looks like he came out of a bad porno. Working out? Notice there are no full body shots of him nonclothed from the neck down, that might be because he either is not built/skin problems or stretch marks from surgery or weight loss.

Pig jerker - 6/27/2009report misuse#1
I think this is one fine stud. Look at the jaw structure and the muscle development. This guys been working out obviously. I'll bet he has a different woman every night.

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LMAO

Now this is just mean guys

Those comments are like tags... anonymous awesomeness.

I didn't take into consideration this element of hilarity.

Now it's getting ridiculous! Jason Whitlock? Really?

ROFL

pig jerker's the best of the bunch.

dear lord we could bring MJ back to life with the collection of laughs we are having now.

Ari Chi3fs, you own the web.

it's moments like this that I love the internet.

The comments!
The comments!

I have tears streaming down my cheeks from laughing so hard.

Thanks Aridouche for Finally contributing to the planet.

:eek:

Little doubt this will be in the CP Hall Of Classics.

The_Real_Shaq even commented that is truly amazing!

Grannie - 6/27/2009report misuse#28
Ever since I saw you running on our golf course, I haven't been able to get you out of my mind...I can't wait for you to use your wedge in my sand trap!

Ever since I saw you running on our golf course, I haven't been able to get you out of my mind...I can't wait for you to use your wedge in my sand trap!

ROFL~~ I don't know who said that, but awesome.

LMAO

Cross thread, cross SITE humor ftw!

OMG, I am gonna pass out from laughing so hard.

You ****ers are wrong, god bless you.

Some of those comments are ****ing hilarious!

ROFL

Richard Simmons - 6/27/2009

Ewwwwwwww Nice! Whap Whap Whap Whap

FAIL

It's FAP FAP FAP FAP, dumbass.

Right said Clay

"Im too sexy for the lounge..
too sexy for this louinge
so sexy..
...an attention scrounge

I'm a model
you know what I mean
and I do my little turn
in the forum
ya..in the forum yeah
I shake my virgin ass
in the forum




rinse and repeat

This is too much. I just hope my keyboard survives the beer I spit out while laughing at the comments.

LMAO

Now this is premium content.

Too bad there is no way to rep these comments.

Skip Towne - 6/27/2009report misuse#51
I would install satellite television for you any day of the week.

LMAO at Administrator.

Yep :clap:

How will I ever know who pig jerker is? On this site it could be anyone

He needs more votes so outsiders will read the comments.

So is Jessica one of you bastards or did someone else stumble onto the fun?

You honestly couldn't figure out who "pig jerker" was?

Dude is on the rise I voted for him :)

Yeah... "Pig Jerker" could anyone of ONE people... Hog Farmer obviously. heh.

Jessica - 6/27/2009report misuse#56
What's with all of these homoerotic comments all of a sudden? Is this some message board prank?

uh oh, fun may be over soon. :-(

That GoChiefs fella sure is fond of himself.

I love how we don't know who is posting what comment. I've laid a few gems in there so far.

BOOO
HISSSS
BOOOO

WTF? Comments are now gone...

I think it is great that he motivated himself and lost the weight... it will have a profound effect on his life.

It doesn't detract from the fact that this is one of the most hilarious things ever.

Or flag as BS -LOL

"Bob Jones"

Oh Noes! The comments are gone!

In my userID memory Rolodex, yes I forgot

if anyone still has it open... grab the comments. and paste them here.

Drat.

Shit did it get taken down..

Damnit!

You Jackasses just ruined Clay's modeling career!

now his page is gone. oh well. glad I screencapped it.

He's Bob Jones now.

heh... that was the biggest laugh I have had in 2009. So, it was worth it.