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OMG I just spilled my guts to my mom....Im so ****ed up ritght now. Like 20 Drinks 2night... I went to a gay bar.


My girls stormed off like she was pissed off...I didn't even do anything to her. I dont know whats going on. Late, Matt

LMAO Were you hitting on guys Buck?

Haha.

This thread has potential.

Are you exploring your curiosity?

I wasn't hittin on no guys. Like I tole my mom, girsl are ****in crazy...especisally when drunk....im at home now

If you're home now, stay there. It's for the best.

FAX

4 sure....

im gonna quote what my girl sent me

"i'll talk to y about it when ur sober. Get home safe"

Heres what i sent her...

"Im not sure what i did wrong, good night :)"

two
and
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u make no sense 2 me right now

does the story include a wooden massager and cheetos?

There's no sechs like buttsechs.

what? this i s waht happen

im drunk....i call my mom...but im makin out w/ these 2 chics,, i dont know who they are, i have pics 2morrow.


I tell my mom, wtf im ****ed up come pick me up...she comes pick me up i leave those 2 chics alone...then i go home go to sleep ( now im ****eed up)

was the gerbil shaved

i dint even f'ck any of the chicks im so embarras., i could have **** like 4 chicks tonigh...i ****ed up

lol... What the **** is going on here?

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f8...BurgerKing.gif

I have rare opportunities to use this gif.

ROFL

this thread has potential

****, ok i leave my 2 friends w/ 2 horny chicks it was just me they wanted me....if i wasnt 2 ****ed up i woluldnt have call my mom 2 pick me up and wouldhave been awesoe 2 night....im gonna call1 of them 2 morrow

you have your mother come pick you up
Claythan just moved up a notch on the man scale

can u imageine how ****ed up i am i called my mom pick me up?....


Literally how cuked up you have 2 be to call ur mom???

this could turn into a I'm leaving for ever thread
i will bow out now

fyck i im limeaving forever, untol im nes tmpst.

What the ****? Dude. You have got to learn how to handle your liquor when you are trying to hook up. If you are out with the boys, get ****ing wasted beyond belief. With chicks, you can't be fall-down, slurring, spill beer on yourself drunk.

I recall being fukked up like this
and wanted biscuts and gravy
I woke up to a smoke detector going off

im with chicks 2night...i dont know what to do i go to sleeep now.

How the **** do you get laid so much?

So he was making out with 2 chicks, but left them with two other chicks because he was too drunk and had to call his mom to pick him up...at a GAY bar.


ROFL ROFL

Suddenly, I feel better about turning down a threesome all those years ago.

Honestly dude, 90% of the battle is just striking up conversation. You don't have to be Don Juan.

:popcorn:

The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the **** that means, are ugly chicks.

And this is because they have to make up for how ****ing unnattractive they are.

You know what Ed Gein said about women, Bi_Polar?

Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

Buck. You've just fuked your self with this thread. Gay bar? Your ****ing MOM came and picked you up??

All I can do is laugh.



and laugh









and laugh









your sad.

That was kind of mean of me. But..... dayyyum.

I'd go to a gay bar. I'd get tons of attention. It would be fun.

This might be a thread Mr. Kaeding would like to delete. Hanging out at gay bar? You always gotta question those Bolt Fans.

You should have been a 9ers fan.

Sounds like your cup of T-Bags!

I'm not gay, but they're fun people to be around. They know how to put on a show.

Actually dude. You probably wouldn't. I've seen your pics in that one thread in the pictures forum. I think girls would like you more than Homos.

Dude. Get some pussy already, I'm not insulting you here. What I'm saying is from the pics I've seen, There's no reason, that after you've lost all that weight that you should be a virgin. Come down to South FL, and I'll get you some pussy in 24 hrs.

I'll bet you get tons of pussy. Hell you got TWO bikes.

Yo buck, I think they drugged you cuz they wanted to de-sensitize your penis after you nutted all over yourself when they tried the threesome.

The homos on craigslist can't leave me alone. :LOL:

Problem is I got the bikes after I was married!:#

Ok, i just got out of the shower, i threw up all over myself...

wow what a night....I was w/ my girlfriend se got ****ed up and went home, and actin lik a beyotch...

2 random girls come up 2 me on the street, not that good loooking, but fine, i make out w/ them....then my mom picks me up....i try to sober up, but then i puke on myself then take a shower....

some chicks are f'ing easy...if i can **** these 2 chicks without even trying, then Claythan u can **** anyone....its so easy, just get drunk...

im probably gonna regret this thread in the morning, but what a night....!

Two random ****ing girls came up to you? Just ****ing came up to you?

Were they hot?

That's the problem. You need to get the **** off of ****ing craigslist, and get out into the field. It's kind of like football, you develop by playing not by watching film.

Really drunk, at a gay bar.

I hope you're not sore when you wake up.

I don't recall an ENDelt thread being this incriminating.

Gay bar,didn't get laid by either sex,pissed off his GF,called his mommy,posted on the planet,puked all over himself and then passed out in disgrace.

It lacks imagination...but,I think this thread fetches the EPIC label.

Brian would be proud.

is she pissed because you're a homophobe?

shit dude, I don't care how another person swings as long as they don't shove it in my face, so to speak ;)

I think I see a problem here.

He's ****ed up, at a gay bar, and he thinks two chicks are hitting on him.

Anyone else see the problem?

A couple Queens looking for a King?

LMAO

Yep.

I'd hate to be him after he wakes up and reads this thread.ROFL

What in the hell!!?? :eek:

haha.. Sounds like one hell of night... Party on my friend, party on!

Nice!

OMG!It's a good thing he isn't still running for office around here.:)

I'm a dirty frat boy on a dirty soc-cer team
goin' to the loc-ker room after wrestling

Wow..... hope you dont wake up with unexplained blood marks in your boxers.

Good Lord, calling your Mom to come for you after visiting the gay bar? Don't they have taxis where you live to preserve a little dignity?

Oh and heading to a gay bar when your drunk and inhibitions are suppressed....NTTIAWWT.

ROFL

If he was in the FAX Faction, I'd be forced to boot him out and we have extremely low standards.

FAX

ROFL

This was a seminal event.

FAX

they were shemales.

Hope he had a goo time.

It sounds like he took had a blast.

FAX

Richard Simmons approves this post.

Well, he's passed out for sure. I hope we get the entire story when he comes around wakes up.

FAX

I don't think being drunk helped you much tonight.

Congrats, though, for topping my threads in the humiliation factor.

FWIW, I went to a gay bar about a month ago and had a blast. They do put on a good show.

I'll give you props for not driving home Buck. As far as the rest of the story...yikes. :eek:

So he picked up these "girls" at a gay bar. Yeah, OK.

It's possible that he got a blast.

Did they have dancing? Some gay dudes can really bust a move.

Yeah. They put on a drag show, then it's just like any other club. I remember standing at the bar thinking, "Wow. Those guys dance better than most chicks I know."

ROFL:LOL:ROFL

Did you dress up like Lincoln for Halloween?
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