Germ Warfare
 

As most of you know, Claythan has started the Germ Warfare, in order to combat against Herman Edwards. It had a rough go in the beginning, but it was gaining strength until Claythan pulled a Benedict Arnold on the Army, and deflected to the Hermines.

If I recall, it was operated when Herman Edwards was hired in 2006, and most people on here thought he would be a good hire. Claythan was right, for once, but for unknown reasons, decided to deflect and joined the Hermines, as it's obvious that he is currently supporting the Hermines Party.

I have listed out as to why I believe Herm Edwards should be fired immediately on this post.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...9&postcount=54

So long story short, there are positions available for the fight aganist Claythan and his Hermines (along with WPI) croonies, and if you are getting sick and tired of supporting Herman Edwards and/or King Carl, I strongly encourage you to sign up to this organization, and join the fight for the freedom of Chiefsplanet.com of Herman Edwards. There are many positions available, along with excellent ranks in the Army, Luftwaffe, and Kriegsmarine. I strongly encourage you to have an avatar picture similar to mine, or proudly wear your rank that is assigned to you.

Wear the logo, proudly.

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Respectfully yours,

Coach
Leading Commander of the Germ Warfare.
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*Disclaimer: this is just all for a good fun, yet serious at the same time to get people to realize that Herman Edwards is, indeed, a bad football coach.


To see your ranks or your division,

Infantrie
Infantrie II
Luftwaffe

That's all well and good, Mr. Coach, but I can't make a decision on this until I've seen the tape.

FAX

I gave up my season tickets this year because of those clowns. Consider me in.

Tape or no tape Mr. Fax, it is very clear to everybody that Herman Edwards is, indeed, not a very good football coach. There are a lot of evidence laying around on this board to prove that, Herman Edwards, is a fraud.

Reporting for duty! I am ready to show the Hermines the definition of blitzkrieg warfare!

I know I don't post often (especially in the offseason) but I am 100% on board. I've seen enough, I don't need to see the tape.

Welcome abord Private. You will be under Nightfyre's command, for that he's a very good man to work under.

Godspeed.

Im in.

No one likes Herm....I suggest you guys go down to Arrowhead and set his car on fire.

put me in coach, I'm ready to play

Awesome. My contribution starts now.

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Yeah, that i gotta watch the tape comment was stupid. Team didnt even show up. They are just playing uninspired. They arent playing hard. Just kind of going through the motions. Herm is quickly losing this team if he hasnt already.

Welcome aboard! We shall begin your indoctrination in blitzkrieg tactics of the 90's Chiefs immediately! (if only I could find some on teh internetz.) :sulk:

He already has lost several according to a source with the Chiefs...

Dave

**** it.... I'm in

So, you in or out?

I'm IN!

Here's proof of my commitment to the fight!
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...0&postcount=62
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...5&postcount=64
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...5&postcount=66
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...5&postcount=81

And that's just one thread!

Here is another brief exerpt
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...8&postcount=49
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...8&postcount=54
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...8&postcount=65

At your service!

Welcome aboard Sargent. You will be under a command to be determined, for that it is under progress.

Once the commander has been indentified, you will be reporting to him/her.

Welcome aboard Corporal. You will be under a command to be determined, for that it is under progress.

Once the commander has been indentified, you will be reporting to him/her.

Lets take it to 'em

Will it be a Massive shock and awe Rep campaign?

Dave

That will to be determined, General, as we're still awaiting for members who wants to join. We're just in the early stages, considering it's near midnight.

I anticpate that there shall be more people joining this organization soon.

I guess this would be the part where I say, "I"m too old for this shit!"

WTF, I'm enlisting. But ya have to put me in as an officer. I've got prior service (John Mackovic, Paul Hackett, Jimmy Raye, King Carl, et al.) & a college degree.

Will Lieutenant do?

Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that "we are holding our position." We're not holding anything. Let the Hermines do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto Herm by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose!

Dave

SIR YES SIR!!!

I'm here to make someone squeal like a piggy. Does that make me a grunt?

Welcome aboard Lieutenant. You will be under Dave Lane's command.

As recongition of your hard work thus far, pointing out your committments to the war, I herby promote you from Private to Corporal.

Congratulations.

RAZZLE DAZZLE!

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i'm in

Here's your urban assault vehicle. You can't let her drive it unless she reads at a senior level. ;)

I'm ready to assume my position as Army Group North Commander.

Welcome aboard Private. You will be under Hamas Jenkins' command, as he is truly one of the legends to work under.

Godspeed.

Ah, my fellow Commander. I have been waiting for this moment for a long time. As your service in the battlefield, combined with your excellent posting abilities, I am very confident that this decision I am about to make will be a very very wise one.

I am giving you the rank of, http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...signia.svg.png and you will assume all command on the ground forces. You are also the Supreme Army Commander when I am out of office/when I am not available, as I am confident your leadership will help us win the war aganist The Hermines. You also have the power to rank men/women as how you see fit. You also have the power to create your on divisions as well. Basically the requirements is their post count, how's their attitude aganist Hermines, and their committment to the battle.

I salute you.

My first move as Army Group North Commander is to bring a grizzled veteran in from the outside. This man has fought Hermines of all stripes, whether they be red, green, or orange and pewter. He's a vile sonofabitch that spares no woman nor child, and delights in the razing of orphanages.

D2112 will be the commander of 1st Panzer Group, and given the rank of Generalleutnant

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I am familiar with Herm's ineptitude-ness.....being from the great state of New York, I've witnessed the Jets implosion on a week to week basis during Herm's comical tenure. Perhaps I can be of use, as now that the disease has spread to my Chiefs, it's not really funny anymore.

I am in.

Count me in.

I have air force experience. I could be put in charge of the bombing/strafing unit.

Or parachute tropps behind enemy lines to disrupt supply routes.

F-15's preferred.

Thank you for the appointment, Commander. I gladly accept. :D

SBK, you will be given the rank of gunnery sergeant. Report to the 1st Infanterie Division.

rad, given your initial proximity to the Hermicenter, you will be part of the clandestine group. Unofficially, you will have the rank of lance corporal in 2nd Panzer Group. Officially, you don't exist. This thread will remain the only documentation of your affiliation to Germ Warware, as secrecy is paramount.

First off, any Herm lovers (GoChiefs) will now either be called ''Hermophiles'' or ''Hermaphrodites''. not that ridiculous name Flopnuts and GC coined, Hermines.

Fairplay, you have earned the rank of Standartenführer in the Luftwaffe. Since we are a burgeoning unit, there are opportunities for advancement. Should you prove yourself fit, you can quickly ascend to the rank of Oberstgruppenführer. Feel free to recruit the men you feel necessary to comprise your unit.

Understood. I wont let you down.

Uhh...I mean, who are you? I don't know you. Wrong number.

We need a spy. Someone who claims they are Hermophiles with a high ranking.

But reports their plans to us.

Ideally a girl that dates Claythan. Since a female would be easier to open up to about secret plans. Spill the beans to get pussy.

But we all that isn't going to happen.

I would like in, but only if I can be a sniper under Commander Jenkins' command.

You are given the rank of Obersturmbannführer. You can assemble a tactical unit to serve under your command. All enlisted men in 1st Panzer Group will answer to you before the Field Marshals, as to preserve the proper chain of command.

You will also serve as my liaison to the enlisted men.

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May i request a cool german military luftwaffe ranking bars. Perhaps with a skull on it.

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Sir Yes Sir.

Mr. Plow reporting for duty.

Ding Chavez is a bad mother****er.

Specialist Plow, welcome to the corps

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You will be assigned to the 1st Panzer Group. Your NCO will be smittysbar.

there is no need to organize people who are against Carl and Herm. It would be like making a holiday for humans

Toss him in the brig!

Your army has no one to fight.

THANK YOU SIR. I WILL DO THE CORP PROUD.

Annihilate this one who sucks the penis's rep.

I'm all for bringing back Germ Warfare... but it needs to be FAR more aggressive and MILITANT than it was in its original state. For starters any Wargarbage Illustrated FRAUDS who are employed as human tampons by Athan should be immediately banned from Germ Warfare.

You guys should update the classic avatar.

Scumbag, you will speak only when spoken to. And there will be no mention of the regime before Germ either. If you accept these terms, you will be granted a spot in our organization. If not, you will be executed.

**** that.

*headshot from 700 yards*

Scumbag extermination complete, sir.

I AM Domingo Chavez.

Ready to begin Operation "Pile of dead mother****ers" at your request, sir.

You can count me in. My last straw broke last year.

I am going to the impending Titans slaughter at Arrowhead. Is there a sign I can bring or a chant I can start?

I will follow every order, obey every command.........

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IF that is the case, I should be commander-in-chief....

I dont think anyone has cried, pissed, moaned, bitched, whined and just down right hated Herm more than Reerun_KC even before he became the coach of my favorite team.

I wanted this ass cap gone from the NFL even before he was brought here..

Down with HERM!
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I'll be the Blackwater arm of this army. Complete autonomy, answerable to noone, and I get paid a shitload of money! Who do you want gone first?

i'm just saying, when your group consists of everyone with a pulse, like the group of people who think Herm is incompetent and should be run out of town, is there any organizing to do?

Bring back Marty

Waiting for the order to fire, Commander.

Since you summoned me, I would like to be in charge of the band, our primary job is to protect the president, and f*** all the bitches so there aren't any left for the hermines, not that they would know what to do anyway.

FIRE!!!!!!

Dave

I need a couple snipers and some officers to command the enlisted men

Done.

I shot him in the nuts first, just for the fun of it.

Umm, we should have never hired him(gone into Iraq) in the first place.

the next commander of Germ Warfare does not have the luxury of deciding if we should have ever hired Herm in the first place. his only job is to find a solution.

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General, you may recruit some men to enlist to your division, provided you show us the Command Staff that the person you are wanting to be enlisted will be 100% loyal to the Germ Warfare.

As for the sniper, done.