Megan Fox Former "Lesbian"
 

by Erik Davis Sep 16th 2008 // 12:02PM

Filed under: Celebrities and Controversy, Fandom, Newsstand

Today in Russian Stripper Weekly: Who cares about the markets crashing when GQ files a story titled Megan Fox Was A Teenage Lesbian?

Yes, while those of you unemployed out there are scurrying about to find new work, you'll most certainly take comfort in knowing that actress Megan Fox informed GQ Magazine that she once had a lesbian affair with a Russian stripper. Um, Megan, who hasn't? She tells the mag, "I want people to know me through the movies I do. I want to be judged on that. If you start becoming famous for your personal life, that's when your career goes away." What about being famous because you're hot? Is that enough? Also in the interview, Fox goes after the Mouse House ("***** Disney") and wonders "Who's given a hand job since seventh grade? Not me." When asked whether her character would have more to do in Transformers 2, Fox -- and this is why I love her -- simply replied, "Transformers 2 is directed by Michael Bay." Translation: They have me wearing a more expensive push-up bra this time around. :eek:

Reposta Senior....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=191750

I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.

ROFL

BEEN STANDIN AROUND HERE SUCKING ON MY BIG `OL CHILI DOG.

Aw man, why'd she have to get tattooed?
I just have this thing where I don't like tattoos on chicks.
Ruins God's handiwork, IMHO.

I agree but I think this might be one instance I could look past that.

Same series


http://media.egotastic.com/media/pic...kini-gq-03.jpg

http://media.egotastic.com/media/pic...kini-gq-06.jpg

C'mon Dirk, there is more to life than bing-cherries,
For example, we have to end this rebuilding shit, for one. And slow down free agency, stop Herm Edwards and fire Peterson. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism by Brodie Croyle.

I'm all for women walking around topless all the time

Sorry Gotta disagree here .... there needs to be a weight limit and application process first.

I think she is the hottest girl in hollywood IMO. Drives me crazy.

Clearly you need to get out more.

Yeah you're right, I just walked down the hallway at work just now imagining every woman I saw, and I work with ALL women, topless and about gagged getting back to my office.

I should think things through better, I'm impulsive. :eek:

:banghead:

I first saw her on Two and Half Men. Tattoos? She could have an anus tattooed on her forehead and she would still be hot.

Hottest chick on the planet, period.

she is dumber than rocks... to me that takes away some of the hotness. I mean DUMB.

Wow.. For some reason I was thinking Megan Kelly from FOX

http://www.foxnews.com/images/139662...n_2007_350.jpg

Wow - that is a skull I could identify without any skin on it....you could cut a diamond with that chin.

NSFW

someone get Megan a towel .... she looks cold :)

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/7...nip15tnra2.jpg
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Especially if it was puckered.

Heh, I almost posted this, but I wanted to see if anyone else shared this opinion. She is as smart as she is ugly, to be sure.

I get dumber by proxy every time I hear her speak. I feel for David Austin Green or whatever his name is from 90210. Plus, she said the only thing she knows how to cook are Eggos.

If it were mute sex, where she didnt say a word, I would be all up in that shit. But if we had to have a conversation... I don't know...

Im sorry guys, but she is not even in the AREA code of the hottest girl in Hollywood.

http://www.cybertown.com/farrah.jpg

Now that's cold.

Was she a witch that scared off by the mom at the end of the show? Because if she was, yeah. She's smoking.

Really?

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k1...rc/boobs-1.jpg

I bet you enjoy that....

Like you dont.....

You're thinking of the hottie from the Halloween Special. Similar looking girl in many ways and very hot as well but not Megan Fox.

In Megan's part on the show she played Berda's (the housekeeper) Neice who Berda brought to work with her one day to show her the consequences of not getting an education.

As far as her being stupid as mentioned in a separate post, I'm not proud to admit it but I think that actually adds to her attractiveness in this case.

EDIT:

Here's the one you were thinking of, Issabella. "Am I Jewish Now?" ROFL Man it's not even lunch yet and I'm totally unmotivated. Gonna be a long day.

http://www.prisonb.com/photos/1000/1083/001_small.jpg

Come on now, that's photoshopped... lol

Jodi Lyn O'Keefe

http://www.alwaysgirls.com/bigimage/..._o_keefe02.jpg