Oh Man... the Kirstie Tynes site is gonna get some MAD hits tonight!!!!
 

Remember these threads from the week we released him? (click on ALL pics!)

Check this shiznit out from the hall of classics....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...8&page=8&pp=15

the one that (kinda) started it all...

That was a really good thread. If you haven't read it, do it. You won't regret it, unless you pee your pants.

Classic thread.

You'll be hearing from her lawyer soon.

I pissed myself laughing... i love the animated pic with the head popping up between her thighs!

I saved it this time. Just in case you get scared by her lawyer talk again.

Hehe, that thread comes up as result #7 in a google search for Kirstie Tynes.

I'm gonna have to ask you to put your hands behind your back.

Can I repeat myself here.

The Talking Can kicks ass.

That is all.

WTF is up with your frick'n signature? This is a Chiefs Football board, why am I looking at campaign adds? Are they paying you to have that as your signature?

jIZ is a cum-dumpster for all things liberal. If it helps it's rare that he climbs out of the DC cesspool and posts over here.

You know, in the original thread she mentioned that she now had a kid and regrets some of those pics. Reminds me of the bimbo that was on the cover of one of the first Girls Gone Wild videos who now has two kids and says she can't walk down the street without jackasses coming up to her and asking if she's that girl from the porn.

Note to any young girls that may be on the board (?):

Don't pose naked or half naked unless you want your parents/future kids to see you all slutted up. Your past never goes away.

"I just posted the photo on a message board for NASCAR enthusiasts...they photoshopped your teeth out...."


Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the borscht.

wow, how did I miss that attachment by ultra peanut?

tops, just tops

I should have created the hbdoltgirl cervical bearing poem for that broad, to compliment the DP and rusty trombone tTC, peanut and tiny/gochiefs had on that gal.

If she'd have stuck around 10 more minutes, someone would have gone for the fatality and took a dump on her.


poOwnage.

AND it begins!!!!!

:LOL:

Top notch...

Not. A. Real. Person.

real person? YES...i'm her MOTHER...and i am on the phone with her now trying to convince her to go ahead with a law suit against this site and the people involved. fortunate for you she doesn't seem to have the temper that i do.

I'm her relative and I'm talking to her right now to tell her to stop listening to you.

FAKE

At the very most, you might be able to argue enough to get the above image removed, but that's about it. If you want to waste the money on an attorney, though, feel free.

Also, the link to her myspace page was posted months ago, and no one would have noticed if you hadn't just brought it up. For what it's worth, her myspace page isn't private, so there's nothing to be done about that.

LMAO

I'm not a lawyer, but I'll be happy to represent you in court.

I'm not a lawyer either but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!

Dave

I am eagerly awaiting Bob Doles response to this. LMAO LMAO

this is the funniest post in the history of Chiefs Planet...

Hey, if you get in touch with them will you please ask them to call Phil? You're very kind and these guys are big jerks. There's no call for this kind of behavior. I'm ashamed and embarrassed of these idiots.

Your daughter is a very classy looking, beautiful woman. We should sue the pants off these guys and if that doesn't work maybe we'll just remove our own pants and see where it goes.

Do you have a picture of yourself?

Quit your yapping and go fetch Bwana a nice cold beer. :whip:

Nothing but funny can come from this.

Proceed.

ROFL...

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill

sup

for a good time call larry t

http://i31.tinypic.com/2e65xsx.gif

:LOL: yeah like in 3 months you will hear from Kyle.

Pants off party? I like that idea Mr. Phobia. Mature moms are cool.:p

I don't know post #38 was pretty funny.:thumb:

Brick Tamland: Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No. Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Let's go.

Fax, please stop saying you are the girls mom.

Would you ask your daughter if she would be in the mood for an Alligator fuckhouse? That's how I (death)roll.

See you pissed her off and now she took down her myspace webpage.

This reminds me of another site I once saw:

2 Tynes, 1 Cup.

Hmmm.....Cougar.

Her *personal* publicly available and searchable MySpace page? Is that the one we're talking about?

You know, you're all going to feel badly if this young woman ends up doing porn.

:doh!: Oh noes!!!!1!! Bob Dole is going to kick our asses!

Only it it turns out that "she" is really a "he" and is sporting a dangler and a pair of twins. :eek:

ROFL

Dave

That's just classless and deranged. She would NOT do porn. What is wrong with you people? This is a beautiful young woman we're talking about. She's gorgeous and beautiful inside as well. Probably.

There is some evidence on teh intar-tubes of a "Linda Vinson" related to a Kirsty Tynes. It is an obituary, so you sick bastards will just have to find it yourself if you're interested.

another porn reference :D

You're filthy and I'm going to see to it you pay for your dirty thoughts. Our lawyer is very good at suing men for having sexual thoughts. Keep your checkbook ready, pervert.

Ouch!

Someone's got a sick sense of humor!

What? There's an obit for some dude and they're both referenced as family. No joke there.

If it is who we think it is then Kirstie was a kid from a previous husband of Linda's.

Goodness, I'm glad that I didn't say what type of porn.

I Googled it and #5 is THIS thread.

LMAO ...and at this point her name is forever going to be linked to the words "lawyer" and "porn".

Mrs. Vinson - Your daughter is so beautiful I want to see where she came from. Please post naked pictures of yourself in this this forum: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=28

Thanks for your cooperation.

That's horrible. Who's the vulgarian who brought up porn?

Ahhh. I just assumed the obit was FOR Vinson, which meant that a CPer created an alt of the dead mother for laughs. Now that I know the obit was for someone else, it just doesn't seem as humorous? Maybe I'm sick?

:D

Kirstie Tynes, Kirstie Tynes, Kirstie Tynes,

Now this thread is #4 and #5.... both pages make the front page of Google.

Someone should have named this thread, Kirstie Tynes, Kirstie Tynes, Kirstie Tynes,

You're f**king up the keyword density dude.

porn porn porn porn
boobies boobies boobies
sex sex sex

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6538/ad17dt.gif

Man, this girl is a bit high on herself isn't she?

http://www.google.com/search?q=Kirst...ient=firefox-a


yep

Change the default view to 50 or 100 posts per page, and I'm sure these threads hit #1 and #2 pretty quickly!

Wow.

For what it's worth, there's a Linda on Kirstie's myspace page who signs her posts as "mom," so she's probably legit.

What I want to know is what this family's obsession is with googling themselves.

There's a lurid and tragic stalker story just waiting to happen here.

Her box looks great. I'd like to have it.

I want to buy 86,400 Kirstie Clocks. How does one make a purchase of Kirstie merchandise?

The small hand is on the 2 and the big hand is on the...

Kirstie's boyfriend "Trev" looks like a total douche. I cant believe she's ****ing him when she could have me.

http://a194.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...9b0e8113a1.jpg

hahaha

Click the image!!

Or maybe email her directly:
kirstie_tynes@yahoo.com


Or check her "official" (not just a fan based my space page) site:
http://www.geocities.com/kirstie_tynes/




Man, she's cute, but why the hell would anyone buy that crap?

Someone needs to submit that one to hotchickswithdouchebags.com.

$12.99 for a Kirstie Clock? Darn. I would have gladly paid $0.01 each, but that's a little pricey.

How long before we get threatened by his mother?

She's probably a Swamp Donkey without all that makeup on.

Kirstie Tynes
Sex
Boobs
Tits
Porn
Vagina
Gash
Small Tiddys
Anal

He looks old enough to be her dad...wait a minute...

Wow, she posts pictures and videos of herself, and has the balls to bitch when people see her them?!

http://www.vmix.com/video/587616/

Here, maybe these are more in your price range?

http://orders4kirstie.vstore.ca/