Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex With Girlfriend
 

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...6&in_page_id=2

Nick Athan was so embarrassed about his penis size he got his brother Walter to step in and have sex with his girlfriend. Nick, 24, insisted on turning off the lights and going to the bathroom. Walter would then enter the room and have sex.

The girlfriend found out after 2 months when she turned the light on. "She apparently had no idea. Both men look similar as they are brothers, and the older brother made a point of not speaking when he was impersonating his younger sibling," said police.

Athan, from Kansas City, is said to have feared losing the 24 year old girlfriend if he did not "perform well."

I don't know who's dumber... the younger brother or the chick.

could that be considered rape in any form?

Two of my brothers did this once. I don't think it had anything to do with penis size, however. The girl was actually pleased when she found out.

Wow. I wish I had a brother with a small penis back when I was single.

Hmmm, don't we all know a Clayton???? Perhaps that is why GoChiefs hasn't been around, he up and moved to the UK........

ROFL

The story was accurate with one glaring exception. Clayton doesn't have a brother....it was actually his sister that helped him out.

Yes.

now that's humility

There's a much easier solution to this....just get married

What is this the 3rd, maybe 4th day with no gochiefs? I'm so giddy I've lost count.

:BS:

Isn't Gochiefs Clayton Wendler?

Shut your hole or I'll come to PA and make your wife/g-friend fat.

Maybe your brother was the one having all the fun? :hmmm:

Taco Johned.

FAX

Wow, another brilliant post. Who writes your material?

You need to stick to losing at poker.

This dude is slightly confused. He was doing all the dirty work and giving his brother all the gold. I can't understand that at all.

Nice, ain't it. I have no idea what is going on at WPI. I like it that way.

Here's another one for ya'. Poker, I hardly know her. ROFL I crack myself up. heh.

Your moped would never make it.

His sister has a larger penis?

Good one Skip. :)

He probably ****ed her with his right man titty

Why are the names different from the link?

I read it on WPI.

Probably the most credible information they've ever posted.

As soon as GOQUEER and girlfriend were in same sentence it completely gave it away as a bad joke.

I don't know. It might be that the Chiefsplanet filter just knows when to substitute his name into situations.

Smart filter, i guess.

:)

goatse has 49,999 posts. He's planning something big.

So stupid.

Tell the young man to get the glory for his grief.

Stab that juicy hog in there, and if she snickers, Move it down a peg and insert at a high velocity and see if she thinks its a thimble then.

I'd like to tell that kid there is no such thing as a small weiner....thats just something said by gals with HUUUUUUUUUGE Berginers.

Where is that one poster who kept telling us about his big dick that condoms didn't fit him?

In reality, this story was probably him.

damn, who was that douche?

I edited the OP, so that this page wouldn't be the #1 ranking for Claythan's real name. heh

:rolleyes::doh!:

I just wanted to inform Clayton (aka Bob from Orangemane) that Googling his name brings up this thread as number 1 with this little bit:

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...layton+Wendler

Someone on the orangemane pointed this out thought I would share.

Thanks for the newsflash, Scoop. :rolleyes:

LMAO

There was this guy named Larry Grover who was so ashamed of the size of his dong that he hired a stand-in to have sex with his blind girlfriend.

This thread should once reindexed NOT be the number one google result for GoChiefs name anymore. heh

This guy is decidely NOT embarrassed by his penis size:

1. Largest Penis
Who:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3326/...30d47a07_o.jpg
Why You Should Be Impressed:
In all likelihood, if you have a penis, it is about 3.5 inches flaccid (the average) and 5.5 inches (the average) fully erect. If you’re bigger, it’s quite unlikely that you are much bigger. Below is an interesting graph showing average penis size, being much larger than the average is exceedingly unlikely.
The Down Side:
Let’s face it, having a small dick is a problem, having an above average sized dick is a blessing, but having a huge freakish dick is a curse. Sure you may have some women who are turned on by your huge member, but most women cringe and grab their crotches when thinking about a penis that large fitting inside of them.



Look at this huge NSFW dick!

http://www.dazereader.com/jonahfalcon1.jpg

No, you're not gay or anything. NTTAWWT

Dude, 13.5 inch penii should be worshiped by ALL mankind.

That guy probably passes out when he gets an erection. I just get a little light-headed.

Apparently his dingus radiates heat.

bwhaha


didn't see that one comingROFL

Got burrrried.

Sounds like it could be an episode of Seinfeld. George Costanza lives on.

lol LMAO

This story had become relevant considering recent threads in the Lounge.

How pleased was she? Did she touch herself to it afterwards? Was the fantasy replayed in a different way? Was a video taken? Do you have said video? Does she live close to you?

LMAO

I thought Philadelphia was the city of Brotherly Love.

That's exactly what someone with a 14 incher would say.

I guess my advice to someone with a smaller member (not that anyone who posts here would ever suffer from such affliction) would be to get really good at eating pussy.

Did this first start in Belize?

I tried to enter "Mypenis" as the password for my bank account... it told me error... not long enough.

Try: My12inchpenis

That should work

Simple alphanumeric. You need special characters and shit to make it more complex.

Something like this:

My12inchB==D