Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
 

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. ROFL

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

Wow.

sitting here suckin' on my big ol' chilidog!

Ok, then.

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heh--and you thought you had neg rep BEFORE

This sounds alot like a whatnow.com commercial

You seriously just posted this? You know how easy it is for an admin to trace your IP address, get your location, and turn you in?

Your and idiot!

not cool

Well, at least it's not like you committed grand theft or anything. :rolleyes:


The right thing to do would be to watch the guy's stuff for him, making sure he didn't get ripped off. WTF did this guy ever do to you that you're entitled to rip him off?

Congratulations, sociopath.

I thought the Paradise Cafe closed.

BBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSSS. Attention whore.

I've done worse in my days, but thats when i was a kid. i wouldnt do anything like that anymore though. even then, i still wouldnt post saying i did it just minutes or hours after having done it. haha


Personally, i think its all lies though.

So your proud you commited a crime?

I hope you get caught and it's your third strike.

I'm proud of you. I would have done the same thing. If someone is that stupid, they should be taught a lesson.

Anything kinky in the photos? :D

Exactly my thoughts.


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What are the specs on the laptop?

snitches are bitches.

I hope you get caught somehow.
P.S. Please become a Raider fan.

Neg rep me...why? Its not like I stole from any of you...unless he is a Planet member LOL.

There were only a couple of photo albums of his car, cars and him and his buddies. Less than 30 pics. I am sure the guy has another computer. He seemed to be well off and its not like he cared enough for that laptop that I have now.

Saved me 800 bucks.

Hopefully a mod does not get the idea of turning you in...

Make sure you format the hard drive. It could be "calling home" and then you're busted. Eventually you might end up committing suicide.

Thieves are scum, lower than whale shit on the ocean floor.

Hopefully a mod does get the idea of turning you in... Seriously, I'm just sitting here thinking of what a total POS you are. I guess I should go talk to my children about watching their stuff because there are a**holes like you out there.

Its not like I physically assaulted him or anything. Nor did I break into his house. The dude LEFT his laptop there for 15 or more minutes. Put it this way, if I just left 800 bucks on the table at a cafe wouldnt you take it???

I wouldn't hesitate to.

ROFL tell your kids not to leave their lunch money out...or I'll snatch it!!!!

No, I wouldn't. I once chased a guy that was in front of me at the ATM after he left a few hundred bucks at the machine so that I could help him out.

Oh and for those that are thinking about snitching on me...I am not using that laptop at the moment. I am not even at my house.

No I wouldn't, I have been in a similar situation many times. No justifying being a thief, not to me. What goes around, comes around.

snitches are bitches.

ROFL ROFL Mods should either ban you, turn you in, or at the very least reveal who you really are. This is just too obvious. Definitely the off season.

No I wouldn't take it. If your out on the phone, I'd walk out there and give it to you. If you left I would take it to the store manager and tell them about you and let them handle it. Either way I walk out in peace with myself knowing I did the right thing.

You probably ended up with a friend out of it, or something else very positive came out of it.

...and he gets sent to a 'pound him in the arse' prison.

And criminals like this are complete pussies and anybody agreeing with it needs their ****ing ass kicked.. Tell you what, next CP football game you show up and we will see who is the bitch...

OMG some of you are totally overreacting. There are much worse things that happen in the world. This isnt serious at all. I am sure the dude has a new laptop already LOL.

ROFL

I'd take that shit too.

there are few adrenaline rushes like grand larceny

Hopefully they already have.

**** yeah I'll show up to play football. However, I'm just trying to act tough and put on my gangsta routine. I wouldn't condone stealing some poor sap's computer. I would actually probably do it, but only to feed my family.

No.


Next dumb f**king question.

Here's hoping kharma drives that lesson home for you.

You're either a liar or a thief. Either way, you're scraping the bottom of the barrel.

If you've ever posted on the Planet from your house, they know it.

Dumbass.

Just yesterday, I was walking down Ventura Blvd. and I saw this old lady set her purse down beside her while she was on her cell. She had a big diamond ring on her finger. I walked up to her and handed her the purse. When she reached out for it, I quickly cut her finger off that had the big diamond. If she's dumb enough to wear that diamond out in public, she obviouly doesn't care about her finger or she would have known what was going to happen. I threw her finger on the ground beside her so she could get it sewn back on. Hey she's rich, she can afford the surgery. No harm no foul.

Bad karma dude....

From a guy who recently had his $700 car stereo jacked (and yes the doors were locked).....a big F*** you.

People work for a living to buy nice things....only to have jacka**es like you prey upon them.

Get a job and EARN what you want in life.....and being that you're in the same city as I live in....you sound exactly like the new breed of charger fans.

Whatever makes people think they have the right to take something that belongs to someone else is completely beyond me.

You're not kidding. It's intense....and then the amazing feeling of victory when you get home with the loot.

ROFL

So did you get the blood off the diamond? Hard to pawn a bloody diamond.

I love the sound of the key locking the jail cell door, don't you?

Let's see, here. You are a thief and a complete moron, to boot.

Next case.

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They have automated locks these days. The only key sound is them unlocking it, and that sounds great.

Yeah would love it IF A MOD actually got his IP and then called the local authorities in his area with a link to this page and gave his IP to the police...

I mean, we got some guy on here bragging about committing a felony.. Its not like its something small, and he keeps coming on here and trying to justify it.. I mean what would you do if some criminal just told you his crimes....(tried to use his same analogy on why he did it)

Dumb****. I hope you end up homeless with nothing but a laptop.

Would $800 be a felony or a misdemeanor?

$500 is a felony.

Shows ya how many times I've been to jail.

I wasn't for sure if there was a minimum amount in differentiating between the two or not.

Paradise Cafe


202 C St
San Diego, CA 92101
(619) 239-0304
Get directions

Just a thought.......

I learned that from the tv series OZ, well that and what TITS are...

And no not female tits, I have had numerous encounters with those...

Pussy

What a waste of skin. :shake:

I think this is a felony. Still, if it weren't for dipnuts bragging about his marvelous crime, the judge might consider return of the property, a fine, and some community service.

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Would be a better idea to get the local police station phone number as I doubt he said the real place he stole it from... The police would have a report on a laptop being stolen and could also look into a database that day for a incident anywhere else around the city... Then if they find out its true they can use his IP address to identify him and then use this page as a confession...

Thats horrible. :shake:

I think your lying. Post close ups of the serial number to prove it.

I call BS.

Maybe a mod will give this guy a global ban a la RedRum of days gone by.

Find a phone number and I'll make the call. The cafe's number above just rings and rings.

I still want to know the specs.

don't i know it.

it makes a sound locking and unlocking, but the unexpected sound of unlocking makes my ballz tingle (and my assh0le clinch)

I don't buy it. You'd have to be stupid on a whole new level to announce something like this on a message board.

Would need a mod to give me his location so I can narrow down the search.. There are probably hundreds of stations throughout the city there...

If I was going to do it I'd use a new username and leech on someone's wifi.

John Matrix posted a picture of himself holding a giant bag of dog s**t.

Yes this guy is stupid your a crook and need to be arrested and placed in dark cell with a big dude name z smooth that want to ride you like seattle slew.

True, but you can't go to jail for being a dumbass. Of course, I can't say that he would be stupid for admitting to a felony on here - smoking weed is a felony in many locations and there are plenty on here who freely admit to that.

JBucc is right.... this thread is useless without serial numbers.

Wait, he's a super stud and a master sleuth, fightclub must be.

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Yeah, but they don't post things saying where and when they are doing it.

The vast majority of crooks are practically reeruned. This smells like just another off season attention whore stunt, but I wouldn't be the least bit surprised that someone who would steal would be dumb enough to post about it.

You deserve to get caught/turned in.