I will rate your performance as a Chiefsplanet poster
 

Ever wondered how you stack up against other planeteers? Do you spend feverish nights wondering if you've been giving your best? Do you lack confidence when you click that submit button?

Now, for the first time ever, you'll find out exactly where you stand!

Post in this thread and I will consult with a panel of experts. I'll return with your ranking on a scale of 1 to 10 and a brief description.

Huggins.

k

who gets to rate you?

Saulbadguy: 9 out of 10

We've determined that you're most likely one of the greatest posters in Chiefsplanet history. You're witty and you've never really been much of a troll. Your threads are consistently chock-full of top-quality content. We took away one point because we feel you've lost a bit of your burst. But don't worry, this ranking places you among the elite!

That's right up there with, like, the jiggawhatt.

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I wish I had thought of this thread first.

I'm afraid you'd need a couple of Iowanian boosters to reach that level Delt.....The Planet doctors have suggested that you're suffering from Endectile disfunction.

Pills on the market now can help with your posting, however if they're still working after 4hrs, I guess you're supposed to go to the ER and get a shot to the clam hammer.

Psicosis/Ultra Peanut: 6.5 out of 10

We feel you've lost quite a bit of your past greatness. You used to be a dynamic and effervescent poster. Now you're more of a gimmick poster than anything else. However, you still have that "name recognition" and there is time for you yet to retain your former glory.

like... whatt?

Look at this!! The Village Idiot is going to pass judgement on the real posters. What a laugh!! Hahahahahaha

Ha ha. You lose.

I've always been a gimmick poster.

58-4ever: 3 out of 10

We feel at this time you are struggling to elevate yourself above that "n00b" status. However, take heart. You are not nearly as annoying as most n00bs. Your choice of avatar is a good sign.

Gotta give you credit.

It's original and fresh, though I doubt your ratings will carry any weight with anyone.

Although I will admit, my curiosity is peaked.

M4D S1llz3s, B17ch3s!!1twnetynine#1!!!

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

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ENDelt260: 9.5 out of 10

Wow! We were so honored to review this living legend. Not only is your post count incredibly high, your consistency in posting amazingly humorous threads time after time is almost unmatched. And you have that "mod glow" about you. n00bs worship at your feet!

We took away one-half point because we feel that you've fallen a bit from the high-water mark of your "100 shots" thread.

aarowheadnation: 1 out of 10

Who are you? Can you spell? You define the term "n00b." We're also disgusted by your blatant misuse of Ms. Underwood's photo in an attempt to sway the judges. We suggest you lurk more.

asskisser

Is it possible to get a neg. point total?

I'd be interested to see the Titus and Skip ripoff of this thread on CBS....same idea, answers to the same posters.....suppah nannay.

This thread is bound to be a hoot.......... Can't wait, it will be comedy gold before the 2nd page.

The usual suspects will be no problem. I'm eager to hear what he says about of some of the people that have probably escaped criticism in the past.

KCTitus: 7 out of 10

Everyone knows this guy's name! He's Chiefsplanet's Resident Archivist and Keeper of the Lexicon! He's a living legend, although he's almost like one of those weird poltergeists hanging around in this modern Chiefsplanet-era. If Chiefsplanet was a big mansion, KCTitus portrait would be hanging on the wall.

Who escapes criticism?

:( no love :( ....BTW...don't any of you fockers have jobs?

This is a good idea.

Never.

Never.

Iowanian: 7.5 out of 10.

Wow! Another living legend right here! Like Psicosis, we're a bit concerned that you've lost a bit of your luster. In your heyday, you were to be feared. Can the champ return? Maybe you just need a particularly annoying and persistent n00b to show up to give you a reason to fight again. Another Q&A session could make your popularity soar!

what the hell does golickbuttscale mean?

Taco John.

Mer: 6.5 out of 10

You're on your way to Chiefsplanet greatness, but we feel you're not quite ready to take your place among the elite just yet. Your association with Endelt260 was a good alliance. You still feel like a n00b to some of us. You have great potential, young one.

I knew long ago you were a ass kisser, and to think of all the people calling you a schlong chugger, they were wrong!

There are a few. Posters that are essentially babbling idiots yet don't get called on it due to them being such "good guys".

Ok. I'll play your game.

Skip Towne: 5 out of 10.

You've definitely lost your burst. You're almost becoming a parody of yourself. You're a legend, but you've reached that "Muhammad Ali" status where you're not so much a prizefighter anymore as a gibbering idiot. Becoming a mod could elevate you to new heights.

I'll try harder jsp. I'm currently studying a thesaurus to contribute more syllables to fewer replies.

I'm pretty sure everyone has been called a babbling idiot at one point in their Chiefsplanet membership. Who specifically? PM me if you want.

I should get a 10 for taking one for the team. I mean. For taking ENDelt.

Oh, snap. If GC doesn't share his honest thoughts regarding said babbling idiots, I hope you do.

pm me 2 pls kthxbai

Sidewinder: 8 out of 10.

Sidewinder exists in that Chiefsplanet purgatory between "elite" and "who?" The nicest thing we can say about you is you know your Chiefs football, and you're a fine weapon in the war against rival posters. Hey, at least you never trolled. You join KCTitus on the wall with the other oil paintings.

How am I doing so far?

I said GOOD DAY!

Aaand... scene.

Bowser: 7 out of 10

You're a bit like the male version of Mer, although you don't have any real alliances like she does. With some more seasoning you could become a true living legend. Your consistently entertaining signatures and avatars are a real plus. Plus, you're one of those posters who we feel like we "know" when we see your username. You can't say that about aarowheadneation, for instance.

Ok, I'll play.

goxlibutscrale/gochiefs/??? : I take exception to my rating thus far. But, as a nOOb, I feel it is my duty to respond on behalf of all good-intentioned nOObs. You are sometimes clever, but your jokes about sexuality and homosexuality are often predictable. You have annoyed the mods enough that they prod you by changing your name. Some of your threads are without merit and your post count is inflated by simple one-liners that could come from most fat, over-aggressive 17 year olds. Overall, I think you are a decent poster and hope to improve my status with future posts.

58-4ever

Let's find out.

I thought I was the male version of me.

ROYC75: 6.5 out of 10.

Another living legend taking his place with Sidewinder and KCTitus on the wall of paintings. Your unswaying devotion to the Chiefs is admirable. Your relatively low rating compared to other legends is due to the low content of your posts.

name names.

that'll make things worth reading for the next couple of days, and put some wind into the sails of the Chiefs doldrums.

SLAG02: 4.5 out of 10.

SLAG02 is a rising name among n00bs, mostly due to his persistence. He's annoying, but that can get you into the Hall of Classics around here. We feel that SLAG02 might become a legend someday, but it's a long, long looooooong way off. We'd give him 5 out of 10, but that just wouldn't be right.

kclee: 5 out of 10.

You're in that lower echelon of "purgatory" posters like Sidewinder. There's something very unsettling about your presence. It's like you think you're better than the rest of us. Maybe it's your avatar. We almost gave you 4 out of 10, but awarded a bonus point due to your non-n00b status.

Ok goat boy, give me that big fat 0 you've always wanted to. :rolleyes:

You should know a lot about gibbering idiots. What with all the practice you've had. How's things at "your" board, sycophant? (that means dick licker)

jspchief: 8 out of 10.

Wow! Here's a rare commodity. You've rocketed to Chiefsplanet fame after just a very short time. You're like an evil version of Sidewinder.

Your hate has made you powerful.

Cochise: 5 out of 10.

You're a nice guy, but we feel you'll never escape your mediocrity as a poster. You burned bright, but fast when people mistook you for GoChiefs at the beginning of your time here on Chiefsplanet. It would take a small miracle to improve your lot here on Chiefsplanet. But hey, at least you aren't aarowheadnation.

Not really.

The rabbit pretty much sums up this thread.

Lets hear it.

You're right, I can only hope to one day achieve your level of relevance. :shake:

Hog Farmer: 4 out of 10.

You feel like a n00b, and yet you are clearly not one. Your username makes us suspicious for some reason. Something is not right here. You might have unrealized potential.

Haha. Skip got a 5. He sucks.

Just be glad he''s kissing ass and not the other side ROFL

Yes, a lot of us post from work. :D

nm_dbf: 6 out of 10.

You're a bit like cochise, but you definitely fly under the radar. We don't really like your username all that much. It doesn't make any sense, and it 's not even all that weird. You're probably satisfied with 6 points anyway. We don't need TOO many living legends around here.

4321!

Aries Walker: 0.1 out of 10

The definition of n00b. You could be a returning troll. You have that vibe. At the same time, there is something intriguing about you. You could be destined for greatness. We awarded one-tenth of a point simply because we have a good feeling about you. Don't disappoint us.

Oh Oh gochiefs is on a roll...

Dave

Shouldn't you be giving your boyfriend a Rusty Trombone or something?

You never run out of ideas for threads, I'll grant you that.... ROFL

Foxman: 4 out of 10.

You're a bit like an unholy amalgam of Bowser and nm_dbf. We don't really have anything else to say.

OK. How about "Phobia's scrotum ornament"?

WOOOO HOOOO!!!!!!!

I GOTS ME A 4!!!


Thanks SCHLOONG CHUGGER!

You'll probably get Sainted for that one darlen ;)

this is exactly why figure skating and boxing suck. Skewed point systems and imcompetent judges.

Deal. I'm just glad to have gotten a score at all.

Vailpass: 5 out of 10.

You might be surprised by this rating, but rival posters fall into a whole 'nother category. The best thing we can say about vailpass is that he's not an insufferable troll like WHITE TRASH BRONCO, for instance. He's also consistent in his approach to posting. When we think of rival bronco posters, vailpass' name is one of the first that springs to mind. He's not quite at the level of some of the Great Rival Posters just yet, though. In time, he could become something great and powerful, but we doubt it.