I'm going out with Jared Allen on Tuesday evening.
 

I met Jared Allen at the end of the preseason at a restaurant, and I went over and said hello. Anyhow I said I was a big Chiefs fan, and wished him luck for the up coming season. Well we sat there and started talking about different things movie, music, ect. And we have been emailing and talking on the phone occasionally, and I'm going to go out with him Tuesday evening. I'm really excited because he's really a nice guy. I'm not sure where were going though.

Since you are new and I am a gentleman, I am going to keep all long snapper comments/references to myself.

Have fun.

slob the knob for our end rusher :thumb:

PIITB, Jared.

Okay, so which board are you from?

Don't do it Jared. She has a penis.

Ban.

hmm

Why ban me? I assumed you all were chiefs fans and would like to know. What a bunch of jerks you all are.

:bong:

Wow, a n00b coming in and spreading some love, Jared style.

does the hot lil blonde he was snuggled up to friday nite at the KU v. I a hoe state game know you two are going out tuesday nite?

So which board are you from?

Someone should stab you in the face.

That was me. But I don't care much for basketball.

Probally the evil twin sister.

Naturally I assumed Jared showed up at the Brett statue carrying an ArrowheadLouder sign.

yea
mmhmm

i thought you had talked to him on the phone and emailed him and you made it sound like tuesday nite was your first date...

coughcoughbullshitcough

This won't be our 1st date.

Easy way to test this... think back to the week before the Raider game... should be easy to remember.. just a couple of weeks back...

What day was he out on the Plaza(with a blonde) and at what bar?

Bonus points if you can name any of the bartenders that night.. I guarantee Jared could.

--Kyle

Dear sexychiefsdick,

You are not amusing. Not in the slightest. Please go entertain yourself at www.chiefscoalition.com.

ThenWTF is the big deal about this one, and why share it with us? What a 'tard. :rolleyes:

Be sure to bring the Thundersticks

You are piling up neg rep mighty fast there sluttymanboob

This is arrowheadlouder. This is a guy.

I tell ya what. I know something about Allen that this board doesn't. If you are actually around him you would know this too.

Wanna prove it?

Those comments are libelous. I'm forwarding this on to whoever is in charge.

We don't want to hear nothing 'bout no birthmark on his scrote. Damn.

hey SCC, at dinner, when the waitress asks Jared how he likes his salad, if he says 'tossed', you best get on your knees and stick out your tongue. We want him as happy as possible. Thanks.

I don't get it. Someone please explain. If this isn't someone from another site, why would some fucktard come start bs like this? Every time someone does, we get on the brink of banning them. Then, all of a sudden, they want to be a valued poster?

I don't know how you can do any better than that with #7000. Outstanding.

It's some idiot kid. He was the Arrowheadlouder reerun.

Hey Mandy, fetch a bone.

The only way we will know this is true, sexychiefschick, is if you post a picture of yourself.

Yes. It makes sense to post your pic. We will then know for sure.

Thundersticks?

.....and George Bush and I are gonna find those pesky WMDs this week too........

Gross. So what you're saying is we have a poster...on this site...that is pretending to both be a girl and going out on a date with Jared Allen?

Someone call the police, or a psychologist.

Mr./Mrs. sexychiefschick, if you are reading this, please seek help.

Last night I gave Jared Allen herpes.

Well, then, that means you gave him MY herpes. You should've asked me first bitch.

Yeah but you got them from Gonzalez. So really we gave him Tony's herpes. I still have your warts, love.

God that was a crazy night.

Mer and JennyGump just had the best back to back posts I've ever seen on this site. ROFL

ROFL - Amazing...

Been hangin with Ron Mexico?

I just keep them because they're the size of grapes...ribbed, for her pleasure.

We couldn't make Atlanta. We were too busy running our yearly Love Boat in Minnesota.

Okay then you already know...............What unusual about his ear?

You're too late. sexygenderbender has already been banned.

Jenny got a little rough one night.

I'll bet the Mange doesn't have posters like we have. We shouldn't be hearing any guff from Taco.

Me and Jared have been hanging out a quite a bit the last few months.

OK then you have pics to back up your claim. Now would be a good time to show them.

Dave

how do I do that

Someone show her how to put pics of her and Jared together and hurry. Its time to prove it. After a few months you should have pictures of you two together.

Just have the webmaster over at www.slutsrus.com help you out with it, after your shift today.

Just go to Blonde on Friday or Saturday night, you will see plenty of Chiefs players there.

It was a little odd seeing Warfield there last week, you would think he would be done with the bar scene by now.

Please tell me you're kidding.

I wish I was.

Im not like alot of ppl on here, but i believe you.

do you ask Jared that alot?

:whackit:

Why is everyone so fired up over this chick dating Jared Allen? Why does it get so many posters panties in a wad? (I'll be looking for the jokes on that one).

Sometimes people on this board can the mentality of 14 year old boys. Grow up already.

Jeez

When's the wedding?

ban

ROFL Its like deja vu all over again.

do you guys have to be so mean to this person.

i mean have a little dignity and respect.

hon, if i may, the only way these ppl will believe you is if you post a pic of you and him.

some will believe you, some wont, but thats pretty much the only way to get this nonsense to stop.

Please tell me they're not going to post a picture of a blonde in a red bikini.

:moon:

Ha.

So you post a thread about going out with Jared Allen and about how excited you are.

You say you've been e-mailing and talking on the phone.

Then you say, this isn't our first time going out?

Get your story straight.

And if you were dating a professional athlete, the last place you would tell it would be a Chiefs message board.

What? This is the Planet.

*cough* horseshit *cough*

Last post was before Thanksgiving. I know some college students just got back from the winter break. Hmmm... :hmmm:

Has the possibilty that is some guy just jerking chains on a bb, even crossed your mind?

If not, I have an Uncle in Nigeria that needs your help.

Here you go!

Irony is lost on you, isn't it?

sorry, that hair's brown. :harumph:

Yeah I know, Jared likes wigs.

Ask her to marry you.

I saw him at Tanner's downtown a while back and with Eric Hicks. I think every woman in the place came up and introduced themselves when they figured out who it was.

I'm sure it sounds good to have women throw themselves at you everyplace you go but it has to get old at some point... wouldn't it?