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You'll finish dinner again later.

it's like a bad train wreck-- ya just gotta look. even tho i knew the thread was going to be appropriately titled.

wha? oh, ok. nm. ewww gross.

Where the fug have you been Delt? You have been pretty scarce arround here lately?

Fish gets wet.

Century Club?

pussy

Doing foolish crap like this.

100 shots of beer in 100 minutes....so i assume thats another shot every minute after 100....id be impressed with 130

I wanna thank you for making my day......PBJ

ENDelt does something foolish.

As if that merits its own thread...

McDonalds for 30 days makes man fat

The sun sets in the west.

And shitty beer to boot. That truly is foolish!

Slumming it 'eh?

Is this like a drinker's slumpbuster?

This ought to be good...I think he should make quarterly posts.

"You've got a prollum."
"Yeah, you're a mesh."

I'd rather drink horse piss.

That can be arranged, I'm sure.

Doesn't mean I will drink horse piss of course. I choose home brew.

You'd rather drink Coors Light?

He should've big-timed it and gone with the natty light.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

how many ounces in a shot ?

Endelt did something foolish? Nah, can't be.

Well it's been 2 hours...wonder if he's drunk...

1oz.

130 shots in 100mins = 11 beers in 1hr 40min

:spock:

That must be new. I was a bartender years ago, and a shot was 1.5 ounces....that's how I still mix 'em.

Shit, that's breakfast at Casa de Delt.

Are you serious? He was three sheets to the wind by 8:38.

He's not a legend for nothin'.... :p

I guess I took it as he was just going to do 130 shots in 130 minutes.... or just do a shot a minute until he stopped.

Besides the dunkeness, tha hardest part is simply finding room. I always get so damn full.

:shrug:

I've always used the 1oz. short shots. Everyone I have known uses 1oz glasses too.

Well, it's an easy way for a bar to cut costs I suppose. :hmmm:

Hell, I use to give 'em a splash after the 1.5 ounces too.

I did do well on tips though. :D

So no piss breaks?

Tommykat told me she saw Endelt start drinking at 8AM one morning and was still going at 3AM the following morning. I'll never doubt his drinking ability. I could never do that on my best day.

In his defense, you don't exactly want to try this with Black Butte Porter

Hell yea you can take piss breaks. 10 beers in two hours with no pissing? That's just torture.

How can anyone stay awake for 20 hours while continually boozing?

That is no doubt true. I drank with him until sunrise one time. We woke up around 10 AM and he cracked a beer. I waited until noon.

Well at your age, considering you nap from 1 to 4 pm, and go to bed at 9 pm....I guess not. :p

The one time I had a large quantity of beer in a short span of time, I was AMAZED at the amount of piss I could produce in one sitting.

One word: dedication. :D

I'm not AMAZED to discover you sit to piss.

key word here is SITTING...hahaha go chiefs sits while he pisses

GOD DAMMIT! BAD CHOICE OF WORDS!

Now I'm watching Will and Grace.

What the hell is wrong with me?

The key is you dehydrate yourself prior; 2 hour workout, 30 minutes in the Suana...then you hit the bars, dude. :p












FTR, I'm JK--that would be nuts....:shake:

you want to see if Will sits too?

That actually kind of works. While tailgating and drinking at the game last Sunday, It was so damn hot that I only ended up pissing once, at the end of the game. I was sweating so much there wasn't anything left to piss.

Nah, I just watch it for the scenery:

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/TV/9812/1...ra.messing.jpg

Back in college we'd occasionally do a first-one-to-piss-loses contest. No penalty for losing, just a test of manhood.

I know it works; from college days....but it probably ain't exactly a good thing to do.

I don't watch TV much....is that "Grace"? If so, I'm more of a Dharma guy....(from "Greg and Dharma")

Be more news if he wasn't

Dave

We used to go to a bar that had $5 all you could drink, until someone pissed. It was actually pretty nasty because all the guys would just piss in bottles and the women all left early making it a sausage fest.

Debra Messing has very little rack.

Fletcher: Your honor, would the court be willing to grant me a short bathroom break?

Judge: Can't it wait?

Fletcher: Yes it can. But I've heard that if you hold it you could damage the prostate gland, making it very difficult to get an erection, or even become aroused!

Judge: Is that true?

Fletcher: It has to be!

Judge: In that case I'd better take a quick break myself.

i remember in high school we had the power hour... we had teams of groups of 3, each team member had to finish 10 beers(30 case) under an hour....that was very messy to say the least

Yes, and Megan Mullally is hot too.

Yeah, but for some reason I don't care.

With that frizzed out red hair, she has "****ing psycho ex-girlfriend" written all over her. That just gives me the chills, somehow.

i prefer the case race...teams of 2 first to finish a case....takes speed and endurance

It's because you're watching it for Will.

gc is MILFin'....eh?

Into the ugly chicks eh?

I've never tried doing a century club, but I usually drink 10-15 beers + a few shots when I go out, which is every night........and yes, I drink Miller Lite too

Wow. And TC wanted me to seek help from AA. :rolleyes:

are we still waiting for the stupity to culminate?

Your arrival get's us closer. ;)

How many did you end up doing total?

Suprised you reported back in. Figure you might be in worse shape than me.

At least it was only $20.

Been to long since i have done that to give you shit. Last time i did century club i was ruined.

And you wouldn't have had as much stuff to throw up.

This may have been answered earlier in the thread, and I'm too tired to do the math, but how many beers is that equivilent to?

You're the Albie Lopez of ChiefsPlanet. You come in and at first everything is alright, but by the end of your outing you've spewed your garbage everywhere. Hang your head in shame.

Yeah i was thinking the same thing.

Can't say that I've EVER been a man.