Wow, what a weekend .....
 

That was a amazing weekend.

This girl is like the sweetest and nicest girl i've met in my life, and for all you chiefs fans that will be at the game this year for the 37 forever event, get ready cause if i have the money im bringing her with me.

Then yall will get 2 meet her, oh yea and thanks for the help and advice yall have given me, it has helped me out tremendously.

Im pretty sure all you guys are gonna ask me some questions about what happened, i'll tell a little but dont expect me 2 get into high detail.

May the Questions begin.

Booger: Big deal. Did you get in her pants?
Geek: She's NOT that kind of girl Booger!
Booger: Why? Does she have a penis?

heh

Congrats, Roy. I know you're pretty happy so I'm not gonna bag on you.

I'm happy for you.

Killjoy.

Anyway, I'm glad that things worked out for you Roy. Continued success. Just remember that you're both putting the best parts of yourselves for each others' perusal right now. Expect some "WTFs?" later on.

My wife said that I was like a different person after living with her for six months. Then again, so was she.

Do yourself a favor, royr17, and don't read the 'That's gotta hurt' thread. It'll just destroy the trust you currently have in her.

Thanks Phil i really appreciate that. Also thanks to all the guys that have helped me.

Thanks Guys !!!!!

Congrats Roy Jr.

Keep things in perspective, Love can be a bitch. Ups and downs are the norm. Best wishes though. :thumb:

Ok, I wont, Thanks for warning me Rain Man, I dont wanna destroy anything that me and her have going right now cause i really like and care for the girl.

Thanks man, at least we can all admit that i've had more success with woman in my life then what GoatCheese can even dream of.

He made be smarter than me at some things but he doesnt have the luck with the ladies like i do, hehe.

Was her name LaFawnduh by chance??

Well??


Did you fuck 'er?

Naw her name was Stephanie.

Oh, and don't be honest.

Make up some really juicy story.



And give us details man. We need details.

Yes, but im not getting into any detail about that, i feel bad telling stuff like this you know, so try 2 keep the sexual questions down as little as possible.

Thanks guys.

Dude, if you're going to aspire to something leave gochiefs out of it.

Set your sites on something much higher. Maybe you could call Bob Dole and see how he became such a success in his professional career, his afterhours hobbies, and the ladies.

Naw, I dont think I could do that. If I dont wanna tell anything I guess i'll just let you guys suffer, hehe. :p

Oh, OK! Sorry about that.












So, did you................


eh, nevermind.

I'm just messin with ya!

Congratulations on finding a special girl. Sometimes they can be hard to find and when you get one, hang on.

For some reason, GoChiefs reminds me of a slightly reeruned, less cool version of Farmer Ted from Sixteen Candles

But I could be wrong.

Huh, do what ???

The booty, son. The booty.

Any gal that gives up the booty on the first date's a keeper. Or a pro.

Gochiefs isn't reeruned, he's just socially debilitated. I'm sure he'd trade places with Roy at the moment, no matter how much he'll deny it in his posts.

I know, and i agree with you, they can be hard 2 fine, but i think this is the right girl i mean its like we are perfect for each other and we have so much in common.

Yea, gosh how do you guys tell this kind of stuff will out feelin guilty of telling.

Take it down a notch, cowboy.

It's one weekend. First girlfriend. First piece.

You need to back it way down before you talk crazy.

We learned it in man school.

Of course he would.

He can blab about him all he wants the fact is that im better at picking up woman then he is.

Oh and I dont have a pic 2 post on the planet, but i wouldnt anyways cause its not right.

I had that removed at birth.

Most of us are lying. I've haven't been laid in a decade. Everything I post is a fantasy. The reason "Pink" doesn't post more often or show up to more ChiefsPlanet gatherings is because she's $150 an hour. I can't afford all that.

Yea, your right there, even my dad tried 2 spread the same logic 2 me. Oh and this isnt my 1st girlfriend.

Ha. Didn't know that.

You need to stop competing with gochiefs, Roy. You've passed him.

You should try to catch kcchiefsman now.

How much does she weigh?

Close enough.

How about socially reeruned? Is tht applicable?

Im not worrying about competing anymore and am just wanna take this with this girl and try 2 make it work. That the way how a relationship builds trust according 2 my dads analysis.

Okay, the '2' thing's starting to bug me...

How old are you and how old is this girl?

There's nothing wrong with his mental faculties. He has no social skills.

Oh and I hate posting her weight too, she is 5'7", 145 lbs.

Very nice looking young lady 2, and she is a couple of months older then me.

ROFL

Don't lie. You've talked about gochiefs more in this thread than you have Stephanie. You're rubbing it in. Don't kid yourself.

Your dad has had a long, productive relationship with your mother. You should listen to him.

Im 20, shes 20 about to turn 21.

Yea I know just hard to do so at times.

Sweet... you found someone to buy your beer.

Ok, sorry my bad.

I'm like the last person on this board you should be taking relationship advice from, but never, ever, ever tell somebody else a woman's weight. Unless you want to get bitch-slapped later. :)

ROFL

She's gonna have a leash on you within one month.

I find it mind boggling that he knows her weight after 1 weekend. It took 3 years to find out my wife's weight, but we didn't court on the internet either.

Roy, what's your weight.

Yea, you are very right on that one.

One weekend.

Im about 215 now, according to my granies scale at her house, but im trying to lose weight.

Oh i've been talkin to this girl since July of 2004 and have talked 2 her on the phone for the last month.

She is suppose to be coming back down in a couple of weeks.

I can't believe you're getting all worked up over this.

215?

Thats pretty good. You've dropped quite a few pounds in the past few months then. Good work. Keep it up.

Worked up over what ???

Its cool to excited, its a good deal you have going for yourself just slow it down a little and take things for what they are, not what you want them to be...take care of yourself so you dont run into any of these.

http://www.planetquake.com/subverse/...ck_wall_14.jpg

Yes I have, you can tell too. Just ask my dad he'll tell you that it looks like i've lost some weight, and im feeling alot better about myself now that i have lost some weight.

Yeah. http://www.artsoul.homestead.com/Envy.jpg

Some girl you met over the internet.

Yea you dont know what she's like cause you never met her, but the fact is that if she didnt like me or care about me she wouldnt have came down to see me and spend the weekend with me, who she ???

He's not. He's getting worked up over some girl he's had bent over for half the weekend.

How many movies did you watch this weekend? Did you even see a pair of tits on screen?

Who cares where he met her? What difference does it make?

Is it that obvious?

Well we watched probably about 6 or 7 movies, horror and comedy.

Are you asking me if i've seen her tits yet, if you are then the answer is yes.

ROFL


:thumb:

Exactly.

BTW, have you told her about CP?

No, I wouldn't want to make you feel guilty, dude.

I was talking to virJenson.

No, not yet. My dad told me not to tell her about it until after me and her have been together for a while, cause of you guys like to joke around and could possible say something that would hurt her feeling or something.

Another thing about her is that "SHE LOVES FOOTBALL".

Oh, ok. Well thats my bad.

ROFL

That's great.

Your Dad is a helluva lot smarter than you ever thought he was.... except for that whole Reggie Scanton thing.

This is one pathetic story, mang. Really, you meet some girl from the internet, you have so much in common, and you even saw her tits. True love.

Well, if you do, hope that she has a good sense of humor. Because most "decent" gals probably wouldn't appreciate you telling a bunch of guys on the Internet her weight and that you've seen her t*ts.

Actually, I've though about that too, and I dont think it would be a good idea to tell her about the site. Period.

She does have a good sense of humor, I can tell you guys that for sure.

What the hell is your problem?

Bah, he is feeling good...it could workm out for the best...there are reasons to bag on him sometimes. This is not one of them...