Adding A New Attraction To Heaven
 

My father recently came into a buttload of cash from gambling on your Kansas City Chiefs in the super bowl. We are adding one attraction to heaven with the excess funds. Help us decide what to add! Amen.

STRIP CLUB!

Wait, cake isn't free in heaven? I've been lied to

It’s true, the cake is a lie.

I hope there's fish to eat in heaven. It's okay to eat fish, because they don't have any feelings.

Budget cuts.

Bring back the CP Arcade!!!!

I just hope there's a place to catch them and you get a bite on every cast.

Dinosaur ****ing...or is that already available?

What was the name of your pet dinosaur?

/jjjchiefs

I picked 3 because a Gaz autograph signing wouldn't cost much and DDR can be inside the arcade.

JC - Is it true that in Heaven you can lick your own ass like a dog? Asking for a friend.

Do the Chiefs win the Super Bowl every year in heaven, or does that decrease the enjoyment of the regular seasons?

Is this post by Jesus Christ or Jesus H. Christ??

I want something that isn't available on earth. You need to give me a reason to come to heaven.

I know that your dad can create life AT WILL so I want you to create a restaurant where the most famous actresses of all time serve the patrons dinner and drinks.

You enter a height, hair color and decade of choice for your server in the restaurant lobby, and they are chosen at random after entering that criteria.

For instance, if you want to be served by Carrie Fisher, you would roll the dice with "5-1, brunette, 1980s."

When your sit down, you are presented with your lottery server, and you can then select her attire based on her movie career. For instance, if you won Carrie Fisher you could select "ceremonial gown and necklace," "hoth jumpsuit," "cloud city formal," "metal bikini," "endor camo" or "ewok native dress."

As this is a classy establishment, absolutely NO nude servers will be permitted.

You can see the rest of the tables in the same area, so as to increase your entertainment value.

After you are served dinner and drinks, your server will join you for dessert and conversation, and then she will escort you to a private room for an evening of passionate sex.

In the morning your server awakens you with oral pleasure, a mimosa and brunch, and then you select your favorite movie in which they star, and you watch it together.