It's MAHOMES, BITCH!
 

Walked into to Shitsburgh, beat the pillowbiter Steelers, their lame duck coach, their rapist QB, and the NFL's buttboy refs.


Hear that shit, NFL!?

IT'S MAHOMES, BITCH.

HELL YEAH BINDCHES

HELL YEAH!

I endorse this message.

I'm so happy

Patrick Mahomes’s legend is growing faster than my boner when I watch Patrick Mahomes

RIGGED!!!

Now maybe you’ll shut the **** up about the rigged bullshit.

Kid is a ****ing phenom thus far....I expected more of a learning curve for him

anybody still say we should've kept Alex? Or drafted Watson instead?

LOL

The future isn't written.

We make our own destiny now.

The other team's QB, the refs, the past, all of it.

It's all bullshit.

We have a mother****ing Jedi Knight at QB.

He had more TDs than incomplete passes.

Spoiler alert!!

Porn is not allowed!!

(Pulls 20" hard on out and starts jacking anyway...)

I never did think either of those things.