Like an episode of Entourage - What's your worst chewing out, ever?
 

About 20 minutes ago, I got a buzz at my gate. A 20 year old kid from Syracuse University is interning for an Oscar winning producer that lives across the street (and can be sometimes be a bit of a tyrant).

The kid was was so frazzled that he could barely even speak coherently. Apparently, he was unloading groceries for the producer's return home and while getting another load, the door slammed shut. His cell phone, cold and frozen food, along with the home keys were shut inside because the doors automatically locked when they shut.

He frantically called around to other low level employees, in a complete an utter tizzy. Then, he asked for ADT's number, because his laptop didn't have an internet connection. I felt so bad for him that I invited him up and when he couldn't even explain his conundrum to the ADT people, I spoke to them on his behalf.

Unfortunately, ADT couldn't help. So, I emailed the producer personally, before the intern (and his staff). He was a really sweet kid and he's going to land on his feet because his next internship is at the Gersh Company starting in May, but I just couldn't help but feel for him. The kid is going to hear it on Monday!

So Chiefsplanet, what's your worse chewing out, ever?

I'm pretty sure it was something you said to me, you dick.

LMAO

Probably from a golden globe winner after they lost an Oscar they "deserved."

I'm still waiting for my first time.

:rolleyes:

Guess he'll be eating out his first night home.
Best off luck to the young man.

I'll have to think about my best chewing out, it's been a while.

I have gotten a few. None terribly notable though. My coach once screamed at me, "are you deaf, dumb or just plain stupid? He then felt bad about it I'm sure. Maybe I had a "WTF do I say to that?" look on my young dumb face. He said, "just tell me, none of the above, coach."

What the **** just happened?

Around 2010 or so, I stopped sharing the crazy Hollywood stories because there was enough drama surrounding the Chiefs.

But in maybe the quietest Chiefs offseason ever on CP, I thought I'd share a story tonight.

My apologies if it offended anyone.

No, it's awesome

Had no idea

You didn't know?
Dane is Neil Patrick Harris.

LMAO

Okay, cool!

I try to limit them because there have been times in CP history, when people get "angry" but there have also been times when I'm the "Chuck Norris" of the internet.

It's slow so I thought I'd share.

Poor kid. Redheaded and short, too. It was like a movie scene, seriously.

Probably from my parents when I was a kid.

If that doesn't count, then it'd probably be a time in high school. I had a nutso piano teacher from Brazil who wasn't quite accustomed to the way we taught students in America. He threw a metronome at me because I didn't practice hard enough when I was in a rut that semester. The weird part is I wasn't surprised by it at all; I had heard from other students that he was capable of getting that mad, and compared to some of the other ass chewings, the quick and deliberate metronome throw was cake.