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Hootie 06-19-2013 04:55 PM

milkman

the poll that was started to get the 'pulse of the planet' was 95% if my favor.

95%

I was banned because Phil had a vendetta against me. That's 100% truth. It is what it is.

crazycoffey 06-19-2013 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9763082)
so you're comparing a democracy to a dictatorship?

you're smart

you just compared an internet squabble to war...

Hootie 06-19-2013 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9763155)
you just compared an internet squabble to war...

I'm a soldier.

rico 06-19-2013 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9763093)
This shit is just dumb. If you want to hate him, then hate him. Put him on ignore. Stop breathlessly awaiting his every post.

If I go to a popular restaurant and hate the food, I don't keep going there every day for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't stand outside and picket. I don't lobby to have them shut down. I just go somewhere else the next time I'm hungry.

You guys just keep throwing the food at the waiters and then booking your reservation for the next day. It's insane.

YES!!!!!!

http://global3.memecdn.com/Celebrate_o_115617.gif

SAUTO 06-19-2013 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9762941)
Hadn't really done anything yet, has he?

This
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milkman 06-19-2013 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9763152)
milkman

the poll that was started to get the 'pulse of the planet' was 95% if my favor.

95%

I was banned because Phil had a vendetta against me. That's 100% truth. It is what it is.

Yeah, I don't care about what a bunch of dumbasses think.

Again, I don't know why you were banned, and I didn't pay any attention to that poll, or the drama.

But my experience here tells me that Phobia has been fair.

crazycoffey 06-19-2013 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9763093)
This shit is just dumb. If you want to hate him, then hate him. Put him on ignore. Stop breathlessly awaiting his every post.

If I go to a popular restaurant and hate the food, I don't keep going there every day for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't stand outside and picket. I don't lobby to have them shut down. I just go somewhere else the next time I'm hungry.

You guys just keep throwing the food at the waiters and then booking your reservation for the next day. It's insane.

what if it's your favorite restaurant because of the baked clam, but the one smelly curry dish only 5 people order keeps getting taken off the menu and brought back?

milkman 06-19-2013 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9763172)
what if it's your favorite restaurant because of the baked clam, but the one smelly curry dish only 5 people order keeps getting taken off the menu and brought back?

You ignore it.

Saul Good 06-19-2013 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9763172)
what if it's your favorite restaurant because of the baked clam, but the one smelly curry dish only 5 people order keeps getting taken off the menu and brought back?

I'm pretty sure you're the curry in this analogy.

XXXshogunXXX 06-19-2013 05:07 PM

drama raama

crazycoffey 06-19-2013 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman (Post 9763178)
You ignore it.

but it makes me sneeze, and the manager said it was removed!

SAUTO 06-19-2013 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9763184)
but it makes me sneeze, and the manager said it was removed!

Sit farther away from the kitchen?
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crazycoffey 06-19-2013 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9763179)
I'm pretty sure you're the curry in this analogy.

yes and you were a busboy in your analogy.....

MeatRock 06-19-2013 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9763108)
Are you serious? This thread is really nobody's business but yours, mine...and to a lesser extent the roastees and frazod.

This is the best thread the board has had in months...but if certain people can't figure out how to take credit for it, it's open season.

Jesus. Were you the one rubbing Hootie's cock under the table?

This thread wouldn't have been made without you or Hootie wanting everyone telling you how funny or great the roast's were or laughing at the responses.

kstater 06-19-2013 05:23 PM

So was it Clay posting a link to the manifesto that got him banned from the thread?

Consistent1 06-19-2013 05:30 PM

Speaking of curry, I got that hottest one they offered at a BYOB Thai place. Lord that shit was strong. I think I drink like six MGD's in 15 minutes.

Sorter 06-19-2013 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9763033)

It's ChiefsPlanet.com...during the football season, you're not going to find a single poster that stays more on topic and talks more football than me...and not just generic football, I bring legitimate good takes to the table and no one disagrees.

I disagree with the section in bold.


I also disagree that you have "good takes". I've never read anything remotely insightful or educational in regards to football on this forum (edit: from Hootie).

ShortRoundChief 06-19-2013 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 9763215)
So was it Clay posting a link to the manifesto that got him banned from the thread?

I think it was a nah nah boo boo to a mod who then cock whipped him.

rico 06-19-2013 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9763242)
I disagree with the section in bold.


I also disagree that you have "good takes". I've never read anything remotely insightful or educational in regards to football on this forum.

Great googily moogily. Thingz iz aboutz 2 git even reelerz.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploa...pcorn-Soda.gif

Saul Good 06-19-2013 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9763206)
Jesus. Were you the one rubbing Hootie's cock under the table?

This thread wouldn't have been made without you or Hootie wanting everyone telling you how funny or great the roast's were or laughing at the responses.

NFL players wouldn't play football if there weren't any fans. That doesn't mean every asshole in the stands gets to run across the field.

Dave Lane 06-19-2013 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9763242)
I disagree with the section in bold.


I also disagree that you have "good takes". I've never read anything remotely insightful or educational in regards to football on this forum.

The master has spoken. Sorter has grown into one of the best and most educated posters on this site for schemes and players.

I'd take his word / advice over anyone else at this point.

SAUTO 06-19-2013 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 9763261)
The master has spoken. Sorter has grown into one of the best and most educated posters on this site for schemes and players.

I'd take his word / advice over anyone else at this point.

Her weird
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Sorter 06-19-2013 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9763257)
Great googily moogily. Thingz iz aboutz 2 git even reelerz.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploa...pcorn-Soda.gif

I think that's the first time I didn't post a .gif!!!

Is the world ending?

MeatRock 06-19-2013 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9763260)
NFL players wouldn't play football if there weren't any fans. That doesn't mean every asshole in the stands gets to run across the field.

Except this is a ****ing message board with a thread that's not post locked for all but the roasters.

Sorter 06-19-2013 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 9763261)
The master has spoken. Sorter has grown into one of the best and most educated posters on this site for schemes and players.

I'd take his word / advice over anyone else at this point.

Personally, I really enjoy reading anything milkman and sully have to say in regards to football.

I do wish Sully would post more.

SAUTO 06-19-2013 05:44 PM

Goddamn. Never mind. The ****ing autocorrect put in weird and now I can't edit it for some reason.


Supposedly to be her word.


Pat and mtg would call me stupid for think he was a she. (**** I don't think anyone actually knows...) And hilarity probably still wouldn't ensue
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ShortRoundChief 06-19-2013 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9763131)
Dude...I like you...but when you dress up in a ****ing sequined jumpsuit for every game, it's kind of hypocritical to criticize others for bringing attention to themselves.

Not sure what sense that makes.

Hootie 06-19-2013 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9763276)
Not sure what sense that makes.

Because your intelligence level is very low.

SAUTO 06-19-2013 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9763270)
Except this is a ****ing message board with a thread that's not post locked for all but the roasters.

Why bitch?
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MeatRock 06-19-2013 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9763285)
Why bitch?
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:spock:

rico 06-19-2013 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 9763261)
The master has spoken. Sorter has grown into one of the best and most educated posters on this site for schemes and players.

I'd take his word / advice over anyone else at this point.

I can talk wrasslin' with the fella too. So the man is definitely good shit in my book.

I get the feeling that the dude was an above average football player himself, or is possibly a coach. He has wrasslin' knowledge, so I suspect he has a wrasslin' background and IMO, wrasslin' almost always translates well to football and MMA.

rico 06-19-2013 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9763265)
I think that's the first time I didn't post a .gif!!!

Is the world ending?

Technically you did post a gif, homeslice. By quoting me. :)

Sorter 06-19-2013 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9763293)
Technically you did post a gif, homeslice. By quoting me. :)

Well.


****.

milkman 06-19-2013 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9763292)
I can talk wrasslin' with the fella too. So the man is definitely good shit in my book.

I get the feeling that the dude was an above average football player himself, or is possibly a coach. He has wrasslin' knowledge, so I suspect he has a wrasslin' background and IMO, wrasslin' almost always translates well to football and MMA.

Since I finally jumped in, I have to say you have done a spectacular job of understated attention whoring in this thread.

ShortRoundChief 06-19-2013 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9763280)
Because your intelligence level is very low.

I refuse to fight with you anymore. I'm impressed however that you have added another insult to your arsenal.

Kudos.

SAUTO 06-19-2013 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9763288)
:spock:

Isn't that what you are doing here?

What purpose is it serving?
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SAUTO 06-19-2013 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman (Post 9763297)
Since I finally jumped in, I have to say you have done a spectacular job of understated attention whoring in this thread.

First thing I have ever seen you be this far off on.


Nothing about it has been understated. He ruined his own roast with all the whoring he was doing.
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MeatRock 06-19-2013 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9763306)
Isn't that what you are doing here?

What purpose is it serving?
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No i am not bitching. I am posting a response to a ridiculous post. Go back and read and maybe you will understand.

milkman 06-19-2013 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9763308)
First thing I have ever seen you be this far off on.


Nothing about it has been understated. He ruined his own roast with all the whoring he was doing.
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Nah, Claythan, Hootie, Thiglife and others are far bolder in their Awhoring.

MeatRock 06-19-2013 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9763306)
Isn't that what you are doing here?

What purpose is it serving?
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What purpose is there to post on a message board anyway, other than the freedom to post.

SAUTO 06-19-2013 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9763206)
Jesus. Were you the one rubbing Hootie's cock under the table?

This thread wouldn't have been made without you or Hootie wanting everyone telling you how funny or great the roast's were or laughing at the responses.

.
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Consistent1 06-19-2013 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9763280)
Because your intelligence level is very low.

Dang homey, how did you get red bombed that bad?

SAUTO 06-19-2013 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman (Post 9763311)
Nah, Claythan, Hootie, Thiglife and others are far bolder in their Awhoring.

Agreed. But rico was pathetic for a couple days
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SAUTO 06-19-2013 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9763313)
What purpose is there to post on a message board anyway, other than the freedom to post.

We agree then.

Free clay. Let him back in!!!


That's what we were talking about right?
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SAUTO 06-19-2013 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Consistent1 (Post 9763315)
Dang homey, how did you get red bombed that bad?

Flop swing Ron Jeremy repper
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Consistent1 06-19-2013 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9763318)
Agreed. But rico was pathetic for a couple days
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You loved the mullet, don't lie. He was bad though.

MeatRock 06-19-2013 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9763314)
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Your point is? It was a response to a post. I'm not sure where you get that i was bitching. Are you sane?

ShortRoundChief 06-19-2013 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9763314)
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Personally I don't know how Saul got involved in any of this. He took over a dying quail and blew some life back into it, but before it is all said and done, Hootie and he will have a blowout about who was responsible for the success. Although truth be told very little of the 7k posts is related at all to the roasts.

ShortRoundChief 06-19-2013 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9763327)
You want anothe rcrack at a roast now that you've been enlightened by the manifesto? :evil:

Did you read the Manifesto?

I could not, for the tears had smudged the ink so much.

Consistent1 06-19-2013 06:00 PM

Let's just get this shit over and crown Badgirl the winner. Then we can't accuse people of being lazy and all that. Game over. / thread

ShortRoundChief 06-19-2013 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Consistent1 (Post 9763337)
Let's just get this shit over and crown Badgirl the winner. Then we can't accuse people of being lazy and all that. Game over. / thread

This floating turd has less than 2k left in it.

Then it will no longer float.

Frazod 06-19-2013 06:05 PM

I see things got ****y enough for kstater to post again. Woohoo!

Consistent1 06-19-2013 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9763341)
This floating turd has less than 2k left in it.

Then it will no longer float.

Helium?

SAUTO 06-19-2013 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9763325)
Your point is? It was a response to a post. I'm not sure where you get that i was bitching. Are you sane?

Usually not. I thought today was a "good day" though.




thanks for teaching me that someone couldn't be bitching if they are just responding. That's good to know
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ShortRoundChief 06-19-2013 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Consistent1 (Post 9763362)
Helium?

You want to see an implosion. Wait till it gets to 10 k and have Phil delete it.

Hootie would kill himself.

SAUTO 06-19-2013 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9763328)
Personally I don't know how Saul got involved in any of this. He took over a dying quail and blew some life back into it, but before it is all said and done, Hootie and he will have a blowout about who was responsible for the success. Although truth be told very little of the 7k posts is related at all to the roasts.

I'm ready.
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SAUTO 06-19-2013 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9763360)
I see things got ****y enough for kstater to post again. Woohoo!

WHERE?
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Hootie 06-19-2013 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9763368)
You want to see an implosion. Wait till it gets to 10 k and have Phil delete it.

Hootie would kill himself.

They can delete it now for all I care...

For as much as 'you know me', you're dead wrong an awful lot

MeatRock 06-19-2013 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9763363)
Usually not. I thought today was a "good day" though.




thanks for teaching me that someone couldn't be bitching if they are just responding. That's good to know
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mmmmkay :thumb:

BigRedChief 06-19-2013 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 9763261)
The master has spoken. Sorter has grown into one of the best and most educated posters on this site for schemes and players.

I'd take his word / advice over anyone else at this point.

Another "King of the Noobs" lives up to their title and potential. He is a great addition to the Planet.

Sorter has done well.:thumb:

MeatRock 06-19-2013 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9763363)
Usually not. I thought today was a "good day" though.




thanks for teaching me that someone couldn't be bitching if they are just responding. That's good to know
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I guess if that's what you call bitching, then why worry about my bitching?

Saul Good 06-19-2013 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9763328)
Personally I don't know how Saul got involved in any of this. He took over a dying quail and blew some life back into it, but before it is all said and done, Hootie and he will have a blowout about who was responsible for the success. Although truth be told very little of the 7k posts is related at all to the roasts.

Go start a thread. Do it.

Anyone can post a game thread and get a bunch of posts. This thread has to be driven. These roasts don't write themselves. As much as you want to downplay hootie's role, there's a reason those 7k posts were made in this thread.

I've got absolutely nothing against you, but the sum total of your posts can't equal this thread.

ShortRoundChief 06-19-2013 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9763373)
They can delete it now for all I care...

For as much as 'you know me', you're dead wrong an awful lot

Oh now don't be silly. Your original attempt at this was blocked and you then threw a gigantic fit? Am I right?

After all that, if it were suddenly gone, you would just gracefully slither away?

Doubtful.

ShortRoundChief 06-19-2013 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9763382)
Go start a thread. Do it.

Anyone can post a game thread and get a bunch of posts. This thread has to be driven. These roasts don't write themselves. As much as you want to downplay hootie's role, there's a reason those 7k posts were made in this thread.

I've got absolutely nothing against you, but the sum total of your posts can't equal this thread.

:shake:

Hootie 06-19-2013 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9763384)
Oh now don't be silly. Your original attempt at this was blocked and you then threw a gigantic fit? Am I right?

After all that, if it were suddenly gone, you would just gracefully slither away?

Doubtful.

Wrong. My original thread was not this. Anything else?

I would have zero issue with this thread being deleted. I can drive any thread I want whenever I want.

My issue was Gonzo locking a thread for no reason just because I made it.

Also, you're dumb.

SAUTO 06-19-2013 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9763380)
I guess if that's what you call bitching, then why worry about my bitching?

Its fun to bitch about someone bitching?
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MeatRock 06-19-2013 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9763389)
Its fun to bitch about someone bitching?
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LMAO Did we just become best friends?

SAUTO 06-19-2013 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9763382)
Go start a thread. Do it.

Anyone can post a game thread and get a bunch of posts. This thread has to be driven. These roasts don't write themselves. As much as you want to downplay hootie's role, there's a reason those 7k posts were made in this thread.

I've got absolutely nothing against you, but the sum total of your posts can't equal this thread.

I'm going to go read every post he's written. I'll will report back and let you know if you are right or not.
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Hootie 06-19-2013 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9763392)
I'm going to go read every post he's written. I'll will report back and let you know if you are right or not.
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Sounds horrible.

SAUTO 06-19-2013 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeatRock (Post 9763390)
LMAO Did we just become best friends?

Shit I would probably be game.
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SAUTO 06-19-2013 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9763395)
Sounds horrible.

I know quite a bit about his posting history already. I've got him "pegged"
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ShortRoundChief 06-19-2013 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9763388)
Wrong. My original thread was not this. Anything else?

I would have zero issue with this thread being deleted. I can drive any thread I want whenever I want.

My issue was Gonzo locking a thread for no reason just because I made it.

Also, you're dumb.

I've got more smarts in my head than you got blisters on your peter pablo. I've forgotten more about things in this world than you'll ever know. Your claim to success in life is internet threads, mysterious women and a job as a hotel clerk.

Come get some. LMAO

SAUTO 06-19-2013 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9763400)
I've got more smarts in my head than you got blisters on your peter pablo. I've forgotten more about things in this world than you'll ever know. Your claim to success in life is internet threads, mysterious women and a job as a hotel clerk.

Come get some. LMAO

damn dude give yourself some credit.

His peter Pablo is so small it can only have two blisters.
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Hootie 06-19-2013 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9763400)
I've got more smarts in my head than you got blisters on your peter pablo. I've forgotten more about things in this world than you'll ever know. Your claim to success in life is internet threads, mysterious women and a job as a hotel clerk.

Come get some. LMAO

Don't forget my hand modeling career.

ShortRoundChief 06-19-2013 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9763403)
damn dude give yourself some credit.

His peter Pablo is so small it can only have two blisters.
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His peter pablo has perfected the art of micro herpes. 1 cm=2000 mini blisters.

LoneWolf 06-19-2013 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9763406)
Don't forget my hand modeling career.

Was it in Playgirl wrapped around another dude's cock?

SAUTO 06-19-2013 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9763407)
His peter pablo has perfected the art of micro herpes. 1 cm=2000 mini blisters.

Damn that's some crazy herp.

Do they get on your lips too Hootie?
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Rams Fan 06-19-2013 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9763408)
Was it in Playgirl wrapped around another dude's cock?

Natty Light Post of The Day.

ShortRoundChief 06-19-2013 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9763404)
Link wasn't working by the time I hit the thread. :shake:

I'll give you the shortened version:


PHIL,
Why you so mean to me? I the most valuable poster EVAh! Now, I have NOTHING. NOTHING! **** YOU PHIL this is a GRAVE INJUSTICE that makes what happened to Gandhi look like a bully pulling a girls hair at a park!!!!

I will have my revenge, in this life or the next.

Sob, sob.

Hootie 06-19-2013 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 9763408)
Was it in Playgirl wrapped around another dude's cock?

you saw that ish?


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