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SPchief 02-05-2007 10:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simplex3
When I was working the hell desk I was in the bathroom taking a leak on the way to a call at one guy's desk. In the pisser I'm standing next to a guy who's doing his own thing, then he steps back, looks at one of his hands, then wipes them on his PANTS. Then leaves.

I get to the desk I'm supposed to go to and it's HIM. He tells me the problem he's having and motions to his keyboard, like *I'm* going to touch that right after he did. Dude, you had something on your hands. Pee, schmegma, whatever. You didn't wash them, you wiped them on your pants. Those same hands that you're rubbing on your keyboard with now.

So he gets all offended that I won't work on his PC after I tell him that I'm not doing it until I can bring up my own keyboard and mouse. Funny part is, he didn't need an explanation of *why* I wouldn't, he got that all by himself. He finally says something like "oh, like I'm the only guy who doesn't wash his hands".

I asked him how he'd feel if he came back to his cube and found me rubbing my c**k on his keyboard. He thought about that for a moment and then waited for me to get back with my own peripherals.

Disgusting

Simplex3 02-05-2007 10:55 PM
Here's a bathroom question:

1. Who's the guy that is in such a hurry to get a booger out that he needs to pick it while peeing, the isn't capable of flicking it onto the ground so he wipes it on the wall right in front of your face?

2. Doesn't the guy who stands there at the urinal moaning and leaning forward with his forehead on the wall know that guy #1 exists?

boogblaster 02-05-2007 10:55 PM
I'll second that ...pee-uu...

SPchief 02-05-2007 10:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simplex3
Here's a bathroom question:

1. Who's the guy that is in such a hurry to get a booger out that he needs to pick it while peeing, the isn't capable of flicking it onto the ground so he wipes it on the wall right in front of your face?

2. Doesn't the guy who stands there at the urinal moaning and leaning forward with his forehead on the wall know that guy #1 exists?


Boogblaster?

Simplex3 02-05-2007 10:58 PM
Ok, I'm going to sleep. It's obvious that nothing else is going to happen tonight and I'm beat.

Tell luv "hi" for me.

Later, pussies.

SPchief 02-05-2007 10:58 PM
pussy

Buck 02-05-2007 10:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simplex3
Ok, I'm going to sleep. It's obvious that nothing else is going to happen tonight and I'm beat.

Tell luv "hi" for me.

Later, pussies.
Barbara Streisand

Sam Hall 02-05-2007 11:04 PM
National Signing Day can't get here soon enough.
Rumors about de-commits have already started :mad:

Sam Hall 02-05-2007 11:16 PM
That's all I can think of before I catch some ZZZs.
Go ahead and call me a pussy. Resistence is futile.

SPchief 02-05-2007 11:16 PM
Pussy

Sam Hall 02-05-2007 11:18 PM
You're not officially part of this thread until you get called a pussy.

Buck 02-05-2007 11:18 PM
Theres some Pussy ass mother fathers on here tonight.

Sam Hall 02-05-2007 11:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
Theres some Pussy ass mother fathers on here tonight.
It isn't 9:30 everywhere.

Buck 02-05-2007 11:20 PM
Hey I'll be back in about 2 hours.

SPchief 02-05-2007 11:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
Hey I'll be back in about 2 hours.

Pussy

luv 02-06-2007 12:48 AM
There sure was a lot of pussy in this thread tonight.

SPchief 02-06-2007 12:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv
There sure was a lot of pussy in this thread tonight.


People being called a pussy, and actual pussy is different.

luv 02-06-2007 01:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SPchief
People being called a pussy, and actual pussy is different.
Thanks for the clarification.

el borracho 02-06-2007 01:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
No!
Of course you are looking forward to next season- unless there is a major mishap your team will again win the west.

What are you guys doing about Edwards, anyway? Is there someone on the roster or are you drafting a LB early? Matter of fact, what positions will the Chargers draft this year? What are your major needs?

Buck 02-06-2007 01:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by el borracho
Of course you are looking forward to next season- unless there is a major mishap your team will again win the west.

What are you guys doing about Edwards, anyway? Is there someone on the roster or are you drafting a LB early? Matter of fact, what positions will the Chargers draft this year? What are your major needs?
Donnie Edwards is gone, and probably going to New Orleans, I know 100% hes gone, Im about 50% sure hes going to N.O.

Our major needs are WR, our top 3 are Vincent Jackson (who I think can be a solid #1), Malcom Floyd (ditto but with the #2) and Eric "Dont Fall On It" Parker (who will be our 2 next year).

Then we need a safety to replace Terrence "Ship Enough Codeine to Houston to kill and Elephant" Kiel.

Other than that the only other weakness would be Inside LB's maybe and a RT maybe.

Halfcan 02-06-2007 01:54 AM
This thread is longer than the next Harry Potter book.

el borracho 02-06-2007 01:57 AM
Oh, man, how did I forget about your WRs? They played like complete ass in the playoff loss, dropping balls, stepping needlessly out of bounds, etc.

And a safety? Really? How many DBs have you guys drafted in the last 3 years? Seems like you take multiple DBs each year.

Buck 02-06-2007 01:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by el borracho
Oh, man, how did I forget about your WRs? They played like complete ass in the playoff loss, dropping balls, stepping needlessly out of bounds, etc.

And a safety? Really? How many DBs have you guys drafted in the last 3 years? Seems like you take multiple DBs each year.
We are set at CB, but we haven't had a decent safety in years, until we got McCree this year (of course he f'd up in the playoffs). I heard Bob Sanders is available, thats who I want to get.

el borracho 02-06-2007 02:00 AM
heh. We'll trade you Wesley. How about a 4th rounder?

Buck 02-06-2007 02:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by el borracho
heh. We'll trade you Wesley. How about a 4th rounder?
I dont know anything about that guy. I know his name, but not his talent level.

el borracho 02-06-2007 02:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
I dont know anything about that guy. I know his name, but not his talent level.
Really? He is featured pretty prominently in the video you posted earlier. He's number 25.

Buck 02-06-2007 02:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by el borracho
Really? He is featured pretty prominently in the video you posted earlier. He's number 25.
I'll pass.

Simplex3 02-06-2007 06:19 PM
Man, somebody's been on a tear posting threads. They must be looking to re-establish themselves as a presence while coffey is gone.

PinkFloyd 02-06-2007 07:04 PM
I'm going to KC March 10th to see Pauley Shore... Anyone else ever seen him in person ???

He seems pretty funny in his movies...

greg63 02-06-2007 07:08 PM
Wait; it's only 7:08pm. I would never bump an Night crew thread early. :D

Priest4Prez 02-06-2007 07:24 PM
My sister smelled God's magic plant on the bus. Glad she thought it was somebody else.

Sam Hall 02-06-2007 08:27 PM
Depending on my mood tonight, I may go on a rant about the recruiting industry, specifically related to college football. I've calmed down since my post last night, however, I may have to get this off my chest.

PinkFloyd 02-06-2007 08:29 PM
Anyone get banned lastnite ????

Sam Hall 02-06-2007 08:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pinkfloyd
Anyone get banned lastnite ????
I may get banned from Bigredboard.com tonight if I post my rant there. It would be the third time they have banned me. Just assume Nebraska lost another recruit, this time to Okla-freaking-homa, who had been committed to us for months. Even when the Huskers recruit well, I still don't like the industry.

Simply Red 02-06-2007 08:37 PM
Man did I ever just poop the night away. After that I'm just minutes from hitting the hay...

PinkFloyd 02-06-2007 08:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red
Man did I ever just poop the night away. After that I'm just minutes from hitting the hay...

Me too... Cleaned up the house and such... Got pretty smashed lastnite at bowling league...

I'll be in bed by 10, or maybe before that...

Simply Red 02-06-2007 08:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pinkfloyd
I'm going to KC March 10th to see Pauley Shore... Anyone else ever seen him in person ???

He seems pretty funny in his movies...
yep. Saw him at The Punch Line Roswell Road in Sandy Springs (Atl) about 2001 or so. Yes he is actually pretty funny.

Sam Hall 02-06-2007 08:49 PM
I hate people who won't let you get on the highway when they see you about to enter their lane from the entrance ramp. Some people are a$$holes.

Simply Red 02-06-2007 08:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam Hall
I hate people who won't let you get on the highway when they see you about to enter their lane from the entrance ramp. Some people are a$$holes.
WELL.

Quit posting while you drive.

milkman 02-06-2007 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Sam Hall
I hate people who won't let you get on the highway when they see you about to enter their lane from the entrance ramp. Some people are a$$holes.
I just hate people.

Makes hating easy, not having to describe the type.

Simply Red 02-06-2007 08:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman
I just hate people.

Makes hating easy, not having to describe the type.

SHUT UP ASSHOLE!

:) :) :)

Simply Red 02-06-2007 08:54 PM
I forgot flattery doesn't wk. w/ you!

shit!

milkman 02-06-2007 08:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red
SHUT UP ASSHOLE!

:) :) :)
I hate you, cause, you know, I hate people.

Joie 02-06-2007 08:56 PM
Hey everyone. Anything interesting happen the last few days?

Simply Red 02-06-2007 08:57 PM
LMAO

Simply Red 02-06-2007 08:59 PM
not really just pluggin along... No news here...

milkman 02-06-2007 09:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joie
Hey everyone. Anything interesting happen the last few days?
Oh sure, go away for a couple of days, then expect us to catch you up.

Not gonna do it.

Joie 02-06-2007 09:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman
Oh sure, go away for a couple of days, then expect us to catch you up.

Not gonna do it.
Sorry. Had to work. The electric company gets mad when we don't pay the bill. I'll be here tommorrow, I promise.

Simply Red 02-06-2007 09:05 PM
Duke and UNC Thurs. 9 espn

Simply Red 02-06-2007 09:06 PM
8 CST.

Sam Hall 02-06-2007 09:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red
Duke and UNC Thurs. 9 espn
I had enough of Vitale last weekend.

Simply Red 02-06-2007 09:07 PM
everyone seems very excited about that game...

Sam Hall 02-06-2007 09:07 PM
I still can't believe KU blew the A&M game.

Simply Red 02-06-2007 09:12 PM
yeah that did suck. A.M. could go far though. They are a high quality club.

milkman 02-06-2007 09:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joie
Sorry. Had to work. The electric company gets mad when we don't pay the bill. I'll be here tommorrow, I promise.
The characters here?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...c_logo_800.jpg

milkman 02-06-2007 09:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam Hall
I had enough of Vitale last weekend.
Can we start a petition to shut him the **** up?

Priest4Prez 02-06-2007 09:14 PM
I was dissapointed in the SB commercials. The Bud Lite rock.paper, sissors was pretty funny though

Simply Red 02-06-2007 09:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman
Came on just before Sesame Street.


we were there...

Simply Red 02-06-2007 09:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman
Can we start a petition to shut him the **** up?

Well I will say this about the guy. He stays young doing what he loves and is clearly excited about it.

annoying? yes he is..

Joie 02-06-2007 09:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman
Thats them. They and the phone company get together and threaten to take internet access away. The Horror!! :(

Sam Hall 02-06-2007 09:17 PM
ESPN should put Erin Andrews in the broadcast booth. Their ratings would soar. Put a camera on her at all times and show it on the bottom left corner of the screen.

milkman 02-06-2007 09:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red
Came on just before Sesame Street.


we were there...
I never watched either of those shows.

I was 11 years old when Sesame Street premiered, and 14 when The Electric Company premiered.

Priest4Prez 02-06-2007 09:20 PM
I am sad to say that NASCAR is considered a sport.

milkman 02-06-2007 09:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joie
Thats them. They and the phone company get together and threaten to take internet access away. The Horror!! :(
Bastards!!!! :cuss:

milkman 02-06-2007 09:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Priest4Prez
I am sad to say that NASCAR is considered a sport.
I'm sad that NASCAR exists.

Priest4Prez 02-06-2007 09:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman
I'm sad that NASCAR exists.
Amen Brother!

Simply Red 02-06-2007 09:27 PM
I'm tired. Going to bed soon...

Priest4Prez 02-06-2007 09:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red
I'm tired. Going to bed soon...
pussy

milkman 02-06-2007 09:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red
I'm tired. Going to bed soon...
So what time do you have to crawl your sorry ass out of bed for work, Pussy?

Simply Red 02-06-2007 09:31 PM
about 6:45 but i'm on Nyquil right now...

So it's different.

Priest4Prez 02-06-2007 09:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red
about 6:45 but i'm on Nyquill right now...

So it's different.
I bought the equate brand and it doesn't work

Simply Red 02-06-2007 09:32 PM
being a pussy tonight is justified.

Simply Red 02-06-2007 09:33 PM
That big double pack at Walmart?

Priest4Prez 02-06-2007 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red
being a pussy tonight is justified.
Did you have a hard day revoking that snickers commercial???

Priest4Prez 02-06-2007 09:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red
That big double pack at Walmart?
yep

milkman 02-06-2007 09:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red
about 6:45 but i'm on Nyquil right now...

So it's different.
Shit, I don't even sleep that late on my days off. :cuss:

Simply Red 02-06-2007 09:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Priest4Prez
Did you have a hard day revoking that snickers commercial???
I don't know what you're talking about. WTF is Simplex3? Pussy is probably already in bed!

Priest4Prez 02-06-2007 09:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red
I don't know what you're talking about. WTF is Simplex3? Pussy is probably already in bed!
Probably got banned.........

Simply Red 02-06-2007 09:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman
Shit, I don't even sleep that late on my days off. :cuss:
I have a big day tomorrow though...

Simply Red 02-06-2007 09:37 PM
Dinner meeting/interview with a prospective employer.


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