Could I pay you to act as a bullet absorbing shield? I can probably get you grazing rights.

Let's play William Tell. Put an apple in your mouth.

There's the difference between you and me.
Put an apple in my mouth and I'm the target.
Put an apple in your mouth and you are the main course at a luau.

Why do you gents hate each other so?

**** off you dumbass asshat ****. AIDS tree and all that shit etc.

Antifreeze or something.

Shit, I've got to give you credit for that one. LMAO

We're almost on our 100th page people and this thread almost dropped 1/2 down the page.

I can't be here all the time, pick up the slack noobs and you'll go down in CP history as the next great generation!

When I eventually have my fill and decide to leave, I'll make a "I'm leaving forever" thread, not for the attention, but because this is F'ing Chiefsplanet and it's and EXPECTED right of passage. It won't be for me, it'll be so you'll all have the last opportunity for a "F U for the ROAD"

I expect nothing less from any longtime member who knows the obligations of membership.

For good old Dane, we need it to top 100 pages.

Cheers

If William Tell's son had placed the apple in his mouth, wouldn't he be dead even if William Tell hits his target?

And I will be there with a match to light the aids tree, a cup to hold your antifreeze and kindle to light the fire you will perish in.

We salute you great Iowanian!

****

Nothing gets past you, old man. (And btw, I'm happy to learn that you're barely older than me and not nearly as old as you're made out to be.)

Oh no! I called this a min 1800 post thread last night. It will damn sure make it there, even if I have to post beaver pictures. In fact, What the hell!!


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