Originally Posted by Joie

It's time for me to go to bed.

Originally Posted by Joie

It's time for me to go to bed.

Originally Posted by Wally World Life

Many months ago, when I was a cashier, a woman was going through a girl's line who happened to be next to my line. The woman and the female cashier struck up a conversation and the woman explained that it was her son's birthday that day and asked the cashier if she would like to see a picture. The cashier politely said "sure" and the woman proceeded to pull out a picture of a boy lying dead in a coffin.

Originally Posted by TinyEvel

I'm watching TiVo of NFL replay of our game vs AZ.
Lenny Walls SUCKS!

Originally Posted by Crush

:eek:

Originally Posted by milkman

I haven't had any reason to get irritated with you that I can remember.

People who make promises, and then casually break them, and have to audacity to laugh and joke about it do kind of set me off.

Originally Posted by chiefs4me

what "doesn't" set you off..

Originally Posted by Wally World Life

A woman was putting some items in to layaway, some of the items were folders. Some folders rang up at .27 cents and a couple others rang up at .65 cents. The .27 cent folders all had corporation logos on them (Coke, Nike, Disney...) and the ones that rang up .65 cents were "WWJD" (What Would Jesus Do) folders. The customer was confused on how to tell what folders were what prices so the clerk explained that only the folders with corporations on them were .27 cents. The lady then proceeded to claim that Jesus was a corporation. I'd like to invest in that stock because Jesus is pretty popular among Americans Random Thought - Today the Jesus stock (Symbol: JES) was crucified to 28 points, but was resurrected before the end of the day to a promising 32 points.

Originally Posted by SPchief

"08-26-2005 - As I returned to the front of the store from electronics I noticed something odd about a lady I could see in the distance. As I got closer, I realized she only had one arm, and she was wearing a tank top. Once I got even closer, I realized that she had a tattoo on her stump, where the arm should be. It looked like Grumpy, the dwarf from Snow White, except that Grumpy was missing an arm as well. The dwarf had a name, which was also tattooed on her arm, it said "Stumpy" in cursive writing. It reminded me of the midget with the tattoo of an oompa loompa smoking a joint."


Badgirl? :hmmm: