I have an ex..

I know I've been looking at that shit... weird ass

That isn't you is it?

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Soooo, is upper body violence some sort of gay status, or code name?


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Hey joey, I was just jokin man. I noticed that everybody can dish it out pretty thick around here... just wanted to fit in.

Just a term used to describe d-linemen with good ability to shed a block.

but your too phat to fit in.

ROFL

Yeah. Working on that.

Last two years:

Found out I had an 8 (at the time) year old daughter.
Got married.
Now have 21, 20, and 17 year old step-daughters, as well as 13 year old live in step-son.
Noticed grey hair on chest and sides of head.
Took job as teacher's aid until I can afford to pay some debts and get my horrible decision of a degree in LA.
Found grey hair on my toes.

MY ****ING TOES.

I'm 30, for anyone new here.

My supervisor thought I did such a good job he/she assigned me to a "special case."

Yeah. Imagine a 12 year old Eddie Gein.

Grey hair count now up to ****ing Reed Richards levels. ( Visual aid.)

In under 2 months. Swear on the virgin mary.

No hair loss, just a complete change in color around and above the ears to the most absolute grey on a LaCie that's color synched.

No gain in intelligence yet.

Really pulling for that 1,000% elasticity of.....um....special parts.

No luck yet.

not "phat" with a "PH"... FAT with an F!!! as in FATASS

Good.

This one's a keeper...

yeah, everyone knows you don't throw the fat ones back in.

WTF is going on here?

On your toes? Damn!!!

Yeah.

THat's the $#it that really bothers me.

That's what lets me know it's sunk in....