Nah. Not going there. Just saying there are as many people who liked it as didn't like it.

That being said, it wasn't a roast. Merely a parody. However, I did something today that should make you proud. I was at the store, saw a handicapped kid in a wheelchair, called him a reerun and then knocked the wheelchair over. All the while thinking to myself, Saul Good would ****ing love this.

You called him a reerun because he was in a wheelchair? I don't get it.

Okay, now this is funny. LMAO

It is actually more than zero, surprisingly enough... not much more, but more.

Was he reeruned, or did he just have a broken leg? This is an important detail.

Phobia?

I didn't even bother finding out. I was just like viva the saul.

Phobia and Wickedson.

NO....

Phil was one and Rico the other.

Would you suck my dick if I washed it?

I would have nailed that.

Rep isn't a great barometer, though. My last three negative reps were in April, February, and February of 2012. I've never given out a negative rep and have only given out two positives (both for people who helped me in an advice thread).

Everyone on here should pretty much assume that they are stupid and their posts are shit unless/until I tell them otherwise.

No, but he'd probably lick the washrag.

Ironically enough, that's what i told the kid in the wheelchair when I pushed him over.

germs

So you mean you're washing it afterwards?

absolutely. The human mouth is a horrible place.

Timbones mouth is like the Oakland Coliseum.

I thought you said "viva the saul". I'm starting to wonder if this story of yours actually took place or if you're just trying to look cool by saying you kicked a crippled kid's ass.

Shame on you for trying to come up at the expense of some crippled kid without even teaching him the painful but important life lesson that it is NOT OKAY to be a crippled kid.

I wonder which member's ratio of rep received to rep given is the largest?

I was wondering why they called it "The Black Hole".

True story.

I tried to kick a cripple kids ass. I knocked the wheelchair over, all hell broke loose, etc

Then he broke out a taser. I have a pacemaker. Score 1 for Timmy.

...

Rico was glad that J Diddy took the attention away from Rico's roast. Here's an excerpt (it was too long to quote in it's entirety):

Needs more feather boa.

Of course I repped him. I was begging for people to produce SOMETHING with an exception of Billay and myself. J Diddy (although a few days late) did. I repped Billay on his as well.

And I thought it was cool of him to go his own route with it by writing a parody. Usually on actual roasts I've seen, each comic has their own style (for example, Norm McDonald at the roast of Bob Saget...only a few people even "got" what he was doing).

And to be honest, I thought people were too harsh on him. It wasn't as BAD as people were making it sound, IMO. A couple people jumped at him immediately calling him an unfunny dumbass or whatever (I can empathize..been there)...yet these same people were unable to come up with anything themselves. He at least came up with something. It wasn't comedic genius or anything, but I thought it was better than how people made it sound via their responses.

It probably would have been given hella-positive rep at the wrestling board I post at. :)

He was born a ramblin' man.

LMAO

Twist the knife, patteau.

I'M FUNNY GOD DAMMIT1!!

It's all in fun, big guy. At least you can say you've managed to make rico a CP brand now.

I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I've given more rep this past week than I think I'd given from the time I created my account a year and a half ago until last week. I used to just give a positive rep here and there...usually about once every week or two and usually given to something I thought was funny, which meant usually something by Thig Life.

This past week though, I've repped a lot. Gonna try to go back to my non-whorish ways.

I just got rep from Hootie for this post back in November.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...43#post9159343


What a strange human.

LMAO

Well, thanks, but you didn't answer my question. But I'll admit that I do feel somewhat satiated now that I'm aware of your rep habits.

:) I know, I know (about the all in good fun and being a "big guy" part).

Hootie, I'd prefer it if you didn't give me any positive rep in the future.


Especially for a post consisting of 3 claps back in November. It's just creepy.

It's interesting how your successful blogging formula (at least I think you were the guy with the popular blog) didn't really translate over into CP posts.

I still think you're entertaining, though.

I don't know about anyone else's rep habits, you self-sabotaging, pretentious, arrogant ****ing prick. I figured since my name and a rep I had given were mentioned, followed by one of your little inquiries, that it was at least, somewhat relevant to your question.

You figured incorrectly.

Yeah, it doesn't translate well...at all. Some of the stories I've copied and pasted have translated well, but definitely not the "forced gag" type shit like the blog mascot.

That site...talk about something that's had some good and bad breaks over the years.

Well thanks.

Thank you alot.

My confidence was waning to the level of hootie without date rape drugs.

Well...something had to have prompted you to think about it to begin with. Given the timing of your inquiry, it's not mind-boggling that someone would assume what I assumed.

Are you dense? Post the rep comment moron. I was negging some n00b and you were right next to him...

Hence the rep comment, which I now demand you to post, n00b

I've given 2 positives and 0 negatives.

I've received 1,222 positives, 74 negatives, and 21 "balanced".

Never given nor received an infraction.

Rain Man. Guarantee I'm top 10.

LMAO

I would think that is a relatively large ratio.

I give neg reps only when I get them. If I get one I just give one right back.

You didn't actually ask a question. You made a statement incorrectly punctuated with a question mark.

Did you understand my question, and do you know what a ratio is?

Impressive. That's how it should be. I only rep the best of the best...or posts around someone I feel deserves 5 neg reps for being awful which I've done maybe twice (once today ironically) hence the dipshit Sorter meltdown where I called him gay but needed a rep reload to destroy a n00b but I forgot Sorter was such a n00b as well and doesn't understand anything because he only speaks in bundle of sticks .gifs.

That makes you a bundle of sticks.

Like hell it does.

That deserves a link

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/aNs5tjgd5rQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

"I will no longer post in this thread"

This will make Pootie cry.....

I've received 3,997 positive reps.
Negative reps - 98
Balanced - 111

I've given out 1,871 positive reps, and 479 negative (probably half of them to Wickedson).

I'm hootie, I'm shitty
Please give me lots of pity
I make up some stories
to pretend my life ain't boring
I act like a pimp
but I'm really a shrimp

and I masturbate to betty white

I have tons of rep. Hurts Hooties little ass. Life is GREAT!

LMAO Rep.

You contradict yourself every 3 posts. You are truly a dumb frog licker.

That's funny because I only give them in a troll attempt to fire someone up enough to give one back to me. My last victim LMAO

Yasiel Puig 06-08-2013 10:43 AM Inmem58 I didn't make the comparison you ****ing idiot.

So you get rep 2:1? And you think that's good? Those are rep whore stats lol lol lol

Aaaaand

0-2

The post above me is from Loochy and the one below from Frosty. Not n00bs.


Your comment was "you're gay but I need rep power".

As opposed to the crying little girl who got bumped to the top of the rep list so she'd stop crying about rep?

God, this never gets old. LMAO

Is this thread getting monkey pox, or does my mobile just need a good drop-kicking?

I've given 1047 reps and received 1200 or so.

I'm not sure you know what a meltdown is, which is surprising considering all that's transpired in this thread. I simply asked that you restrained from giving me positive rep in the future.

Especially for posts from 7 months ago.

I was wondering a couple days ago if these "roasts" would eventually make the transition to "rap disses."

Quick, do another roast.

What have I done...

:thumb:

Hey gnarled green nutsack

You're not even supposed to be here.

Remember.

I don't know much, but I do know this. You're the best british american i know.

Damn right! That red coat mother ****er!

LMAO

Okay, that's very clever.

that's funny. I got the exact same rep comment from Hootie, and I think it was in the same thread (about ghosts and elevators).

Lame Hootie. Just Lame. At least try something original. You probably cut and paste that shit all over for rep power. good lord

Is that what people are doing when they rep and say, "Reloading"?