Zuma is up tomorrow evening. Probably not going to be much of a webcast due to the classified mission, but they should follow the first stage back down at least.

Can we change the test payload from the Tesla roadster to Bob Sutton?

Please aim the next launch at Arrowhead. **** that place.

Any updates on the timing of the static firing?

Nothing yet. Sounds like we're on more of a "end of January" timeline for FH at this point.

Is Zuma landing Stage 1?

Yep.

I know, but the static fire comes first. They said by January 6.

Where do I go on the web to watch this candle light up?

It's in the OP:

SpaceX hosts a live webcast for every launch at:
http://www.spacex.com/webcast/

T-minus 11 minutes

I think it got pushed back due to this launch slipping a few days. From reddit about the static fire:

"NET currently unknown beyond "next week"."

Startup

Hope they'll have some nice views of the landing. Night landings are always fun.

Liftoff!