Dumbassery

It's the spotted dick, those Brits know their jar food.

Now we're being questioned.

a big one, if your avitar is an indication.

My take is that Britts named that chit on purpose. They're Cheeky, you know.

If you watch enough p*rn, you kn ow that for every dick, there's a spot.
Heck, I've got two. (spots, that is)

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Well, like YS, I am a small feller.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Yup, they're so cheeky that their teeth are rotting.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the *** he wants.

ROFL

I saw a commercial for a sound enhancer in which an old dude has a bitch wife. He doesn;t need a sound enhancer. He needs a new wife.
Seen it?

I'm growing a beard

Chuck Norris would put that bitch in her place.