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HemiEd 10-26-2011 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 8050427)
Seriously though, they'll be a dominate team in the SEC....I swear. The last 5 minus this year prove it.

They are going to be really good once they get some money from them southern boys, and steal all their recruits.

ferrarispider95 10-26-2011 12:31 PM

Honest question to Mizzou fans, do you have an invite if A&M doesn't leave the big 12?

Lets just say, you wanted to be the catalyst after hearing Texas flirt with the Pac and A&M was content following Texas, but they both decided to stay in the big 12, so no race to get to 16.

ferrarispider95 10-26-2011 12:31 PM

Honest question to Mizzou fans, do you have an invite if A&M doesn't leave the big 12?

Lets just say, you wanted to be the catalyst after hearing Texas flirt with the Pac and A&M was content following Texas, but they both decided to stay in the big 12, so no race to get to 16.

Mr. Plow 10-26-2011 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 8050619)
They are going to be really good once they get some money from them southern boys, and steal all their recruits.





http://madeinhead.org/anism/wp-conte.../08/booyah.jpg

Saul Good 10-26-2011 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 8050612)
ROFL

Just keep tooting that horn....maybe someone, somewhere will believe you that will be the reason you'll get out of exit fees.

You want to place a wager on what the exit fees will be? I'll take under $10,000,000. You can have the over.

Mr. Plow 10-26-2011 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8050628)
You want to place a wager on what the exit fees will be? I'll take under $10,000,000. You can have the over.

lol. I've been saying $6-$12 million since the beginning....you've been saying $3 million. ROFL

I see you've changed your opinion.

DJ's left nut 10-26-2011 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wickedson (Post 8050615)
Your intelligence level keeps falling in this thread.

Not everyone has the unfortunate advantage you do - entering every thread at absolute zero.

DJ's left nut 10-26-2011 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ferrarispider95 (Post 8050625)
Honest question to Mizzou fans, do you have an invite if A&M doesn't leave the big 12?

Lets just say, you wanted to be the catalyst after hearing Texas flirt with the Pac and A&M was content following Texas, but they both decided to stay in the big 12, so no race to get to 16.

The article posted earlier indicated that yes, Mizzou had discussions w/ Slive regarding admission to the SEC when it appeared that the XII was going to dissolve and A&M was going to the PAC.

So yeah, MU would've been attractive to the SEC even without A&M as this was the exact contingency that was initially discussed.

MU would probably not have been enough to get the SEC to expand to 13 without the PAC expanding, but ultimately I don't really care.

HemiEd 10-26-2011 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 8050570)
You got that contract handy?

He has said it so many times in this thread, it is now validated as gospel.

Saul Good 10-26-2011 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 8050631)
lol. I've been saying $6-$12 million since the beginning....you've been saying $3 million. ROFL

I see you've changed your opinion.

So $9,000,000 is the middle of your range. I'll take the under.

DJ's left nut 10-26-2011 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 8050644)
He has said it so many times in this thread, it is now validated as gospel.


Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats. (Post 8050572)
And then Missouri reaffirmed it's membership in the conference after NU and CU left, happily taking it's portion of the exit fees.

Likewise.

Mr. Plow 10-26-2011 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8050649)
So $9,000,000 is the middle of your range. I'll take the under.

Ok, then I'll take the Over $3,000,000. We both win! Yay for us!

DJ's left nut 10-26-2011 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8050649)
So $9,000,000 is the middle of your range. I'll take the under.

With or without a 2012 exit?

I'm thinking $8 million if they start SEC play in 2012. Around $2 million if they start in 2013.

mikeyis4dcats. 10-26-2011 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 8050580)
Again - this didn't actually happen. The meetings after Colorado and Nebraska left led to a lot of non-binding crap and hippy handholding sessions where everyone said they'd agree to get along in the future and explore things as necessary.

In fact, my understanding is that the exit fees haven't been paid yet, either.

There is no new 'membership' contract. The by-laws remain the same. The potential fees and arguments w/ them remain the same.

Exit fees aren't "paid", they are withheld from media payments.

MU attended these "hippy handholding" sessions and by all accounts made no stink or move then about the membership changing, so you don't have any basis for using that as an excuse.

Mr. Plow 10-26-2011 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 8050655)
With or without a 2012 exit?

I'm thinking $8 million if they start SEC play in 2012. Around $2 million if they start in 2013.

At least I, when I originally commented $6-$12 million, was referring to an exit next year.

DJ's left nut 10-26-2011 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats. (Post 8050659)
Exit fees aren't "paid", they are withheld from media payments.

MU attended these "hippy handholding" sessions and by all accounts made no stink or move then about the membership changing, so you don't have any basis for using that as an excuse.

Except that there were no actual binding results from said sandbox sessions.

You're the one citing reaffirmations (a legal term of art, by the way) and/or written contracts/novations that simply do not exist.

They can show up to as many of those meetings as they want and sing kumbayah all day - it doesn't mean shit when they start talking exit fees.

mikeyis4dcats. 10-26-2011 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8050592)
That would be an excellent point if any part of it were true.

so you've been held hostage like Elizabeth Smart for the last 2 years? got it.

mikeyis4dcats. 10-26-2011 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 8050670)
Except that there were no actual binding results from said sandbox sessions.

You're the one citing reaffirmations (a legal term of art, by the way) and/or written contracts/novations that simply do not exist.

They can show up to as many of those meetings as they want and sing kumbayah all day - it doesn't mean shit when they start talking exit fees.

ah, so only what's on paper counts?

DJ's left nut 10-26-2011 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats. (Post 8050683)
ah, so only what's on paper counts?

Uh...yes, actually.

This is not a contract of indefinite duration (it would have had a sunset date) and it would have taken more than 1 year to complete (they're not going to sign a 1 year 'reaffirmation'). As such, it is subject to the Statute of Frauds and must be in writing to be enforceable.

And that's still if there were even legitimate contact terms discussed, not just 'agreements to agree' as has been universally reported.

There are some theoretical estoppel arguments that could be raised, but those wouldn't activate any liquidated damages provisions, would require actual damages, and would be virtually impossible to establish/prove up.

Sweetheart - you're out of your league here.

mikeyis4dcats. 10-26-2011 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 8050700)
Uh...yes, actually.

This is not a contract of indefinite duration (it would have had a sunset date) and it would have taken more than 1 year to complete (they're not going to sign a 1 year 'reaffirmation'). As such, it is subject to the Statute of Frauds and must be in writing to be enforceable.

And that's still if there were even legitimate contact terms discussed, not just 'agreements to agree' as has been universally reported.

There are some theoretical estoppel arguments that could be raised, but those wouldn't activate any liquidated damages provisions, would require actual damages, and would be virtually impossible to establish/prove up.

Sweetheart - you're out of your league here.

and what's on paper points to about $25 million in fees, right?

Mr. Plow 10-26-2011 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats. (Post 8050683)
ah, so only what's on paper counts?


An oral contract is a contract the terms of which have been agreed by spoken communication, in contrast to a written contract, where the contract is a written document. There may be written, or other physical evidence, of an oral contract – for example where the parties write down what they have agreed – but the contract itself is not a written one





Is an Oral Contract as Good as a Written Contract?


An Oral Contract is as legally binding as a Written Contract, the issue with an Oral Contract is in proving its existence. To begin, the existence of a Written Contract is fairly obvious, either there is a writing or there isn’t. An oral contract, by definition, does not have a writing to support its terms, conditions or even existence. So how can we prove that it exists? One way is to use witness testimony. If A and B enter into an oral agreement, and C and D are present at the time the oral contract is made, C and D can be used to prove the existence of the oral contract. Their testimony that they heard the terms of the agreement will be sufficient to prove the existence of an Oral Contract.

Pants 10-26-2011 12:53 PM

Plow loves giving oral contracts.

Saulbadguy 10-26-2011 12:53 PM

This thread is about to be swept up by an AIDS Tsunami.

|Zach| 10-26-2011 12:53 PM

A&M President...

http://www.12thmanfoundation.com/mem...d-article.aspx
The early June meeting of the Big 12 board in Kansas City, (Big 12 commissioner Dan Beebe) had all the presidents, chancellors and all the athletic directors in one room. There were 24 of us there, plus Beebe and a few of his staff. Beebe polled the board and said he wanted us to declare whether we were committed to the Big 12 or not.

Three schools didn’t commit at that point, and the answer I gave was different from everyone else’s. I said that A&M was committed to the Big 12 as it is today. I chose those words very carefully. Since then, I have been accused of being a liar because I committed based on a 12-team conference as it was structured in June 2010. I said my words very carefully because I was not going to set myself into a situation where the conference was radically changed and we would be committed to being in a conference we didn’t really want to be a part of.

Saulbadguy 10-26-2011 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 8050712)
Plow loves giving oral contracts.

HIGH FIVE

Mr. Plow 10-26-2011 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 8050712)
Plow loves giving oral contracts.


You're girlfriend enjoys them.

|Zach| 10-26-2011 12:55 PM

No large entity will get nailed by an oral contract.

DJ's left nut 10-26-2011 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats. (Post 8050706)
and what's on paper points to about $25 million in fees, right?

This has already been discussed. Several times, in fact. The contract is governed by by-laws which are poorly written and arguably unenforceable. If there is a legal challenge, there's a good chance that the liquidated damages provision doesn't stand up at all. I've already explained why, but as I've noted, I'm pretty sure some of you don't read any posts that you don't write.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 8050707)
An Oral Contract is as legally binding as a Written Contract, the issue with an Oral Contract is in proving its existence.

Well shit, if Wikipedia says so....

(Yeah - that's not accurate. Not even a little bit)

Saulbadguy 10-26-2011 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 8050724)
No large entity will get nailed by an oral contract.

Except your mom.

ZING

Mr. Plow 10-26-2011 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 8050726)
Well shit, if Wikipedia says so....

(Yeah - that's not accurate. Not even a little bit)

Wasn't Wikipedia. Some random blog. Boom!

DJ's left nut 10-26-2011 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 8050724)
No large entity will get nailed by an oral contract.

Because virtually every contract a large entity enters into would be subject to the SOF (by the mere nature of the needs of a massive legal entity).

Additionally, as there was an existing contract in place (which was never put into Breach by MU or any other of the remaining members), you're really talking about a novation here, which would absolutely require a writing to be enforceable.

This argument is really really dumb. Then again, that appears to be the sole purview of Mikey at this point, so I shouldn't be too terribly surprised.

DJ's left nut 10-26-2011 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 8050731)
Wasn't Wikipedia. Some random blog. Boom!

I am shamed.

mikeyis4dcats. 10-26-2011 12:58 PM

I know about contracts, I do write contracts routinely. I am not a lawyer.

But you can't argue both ways, you either go for the strict interpretation or you go for the "intent". MU wants it both ways.

Mr. Plow 10-26-2011 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 8050735)
I am shamed.


Are you trying to tell me that random blogs are not 100% accurate?

Saul Good 10-26-2011 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats. (Post 8050706)
and what's on paper points to about $25 million in fees, right?

No. Its pretty clear you are completely unfamiliar with the bylaws.

Http://big12sports.com/fls/10410/pdf...ook/bylaws.pdf

Pay special attention to 1.2.2 and 3.3 before acknowledging that I'm correct.

DJ's left nut 10-26-2011 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats. (Post 8050737)
I know about contracts, I do write contracts routinely. I am not a lawyer.

But you can't argue both ways, you either go for the strict interpretation or you go for the "intent". MU wants it both ways.

For someone that knows all about contracts, you sure don't seem to know when/how they can be enforced. You should probably brush up on that before you write another one - it's kinda important.

MU can absolutely argue that it is governed by the letter of the contract it actually signed (i.e. its previous membership agreement and the by-laws it operated under at that time).

It can then argue that the ambiguity contained in said agreement makes it clear that they are subject to little to no exit fees. They can argue that the liquidated damages provision is punitive in nature and therefore unenforceable. They can argue all kinds of neat shit that would call the enforceability of the fees into question and greatly diminish the actual value of the cause of action.

Hence - they will settle at around $8 million because that's probably the 'true' value of the suit.

Again - I've already gone over this. Please try to pay attention with the rest of the class.

DJ's left nut 10-26-2011 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 8050740)
Are you trying to tell me that random blogs are not 100% accurate?

It's not outside the realm of possibility.

Mr. Plow 10-26-2011 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 8050759)
It's not outside the realm of possibility.


Damnit.....I need to tell my wife not to do that heart surgery.

DJ's left nut 10-26-2011 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 8050771)
Damnit.....I need to tell my wife not to do that heart surgery.

I think I read somewhere that you're supposed to put the butter-knife between the 3rd and 4th ribs before twisting.

If that's not what your blog says, I probably wouldn't trust it.

Saul Good 10-26-2011 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 8050654)
Ok, then I'll take the Over $3,000,000. We both win! Yay for us!

I've been pretty consistent in predicting $3-6 million. If you think I've said otherwise, link it.

Mr. Plow 10-26-2011 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8050782)
I've been pretty consistent in predicting $3-6 million. If you think I've said otherwise, link it.

I've never said you thought anything other than $3 million, which I've said was way to low and that you'll end up in the $6-$12 million range.

I'll link you to the $3 million, you link me to where you said up to $6 million. I've missed it if you did.



Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 7987001)
Nebraska paid around $6,000,000. Now that the conference is a shell of what it was when we signed our contract, I'd guess Mizzou gets stuck for around $3,000,000. Your share would be in the $250,000 range. Don't spend it all in one place.


Bambi 10-26-2011 01:24 PM

KK saying the SEC is in trouble.

Reerun_KC 10-26-2011 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wickedson (Post 8050798)
KK saying the SEC is in trouble.

Which is stupid...

Nothing is wrong with the SEC....

Mr. Plow 10-26-2011 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wickedson (Post 8050798)
KK saying the SEC is in trouble.

I've not listened to one word he has said, but man, from what you guys type he sounds like he is just throwing shit at the wall and HOPING that something sticks.

DJ's left nut 10-26-2011 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wickedson (Post 8050798)
KK saying the SEC is in trouble.

And like I said - everytime KK says anything with regards to the SEC or Missouri, he exposes just how biased he is.

He's an absolute hatchet man on this thing.

He's just trying to position himself as the shining light for KU and K-State fans at this point. It can't be that he truly believes what he's saying here because it just doesn't make a damn bit of sense.

Saul Good 10-26-2011 01:28 PM

We were talking about KK and Petro on Powermizzou today, and KK made an appearance and posted in it. Didn't say anything noteworthy, but I thought it was kind of funny. Those local sports guys read all this shit.

epitome1170 10-26-2011 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 8050811)
And like I said - everytime KK says anything with regards to the SEC or Missouri, he exposes just how biased he is.

He's an absolute hatchet man on this thing.

He's just trying to position himself as the shining light for KU and K-State fans at this point. It can't be that he truly believes what he's saying here because it just doesn't make a damn bit of sense.

He alienated Nebraska fans last year apparently and now from what I am reading he is doing the same to MU fans... doesn't seem like a great business stratedgy to me.

Mr. Laz 10-26-2011 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 8050713)
This thread is about to be swept up by an AIDS Tsunami.

It comes from having too much contact with people from Mizzery.



Everyone knows that state is full of 2 things: Meth and Aids

mnchiefsguy 10-26-2011 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wickedson (Post 8050798)
KK saying the SEC is in trouble.

How could the SEC possibly be in trouble? What factors did he cite in his ludicrous claim?

Bambi 10-26-2011 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 8050811)
And like I said - everytime KK says anything with regards to the SEC or Missouri, he exposes just how biased he is.

He's an absolute hatchet man on this thing.

He's just trying to position himself as the shining light for KU and K-State fans at this point. It can't be that he truly believes what he's saying here because it just doesn't make a damn bit of sense.

Jack Harry comes on in twenty minutes.

I hope he mentions how the SEC ratings are down and that there isn't the big TV contract coming like everyone thought...

DJ's left nut 10-26-2011 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wickedson (Post 8050835)
Jack Harry comes on in twenty minutes.

I hope he mentions how the SEC ratings are down and that there isn't the big TV contract coming like everyone thought...

No, he said "how do they know there will be an increase when the new television contract is negotiated?"

Y'know what, Kev? I'll take my chances.

His sole form of 'analysis' at this point is rampant, biased, speculation. He's a moron.

|Zach| 10-26-2011 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laz (Post 8050824)
It comes from having too much contact with people from Mizzery.



Everyone knows that state is full of 2 things: Meth and Aids

Your biggest population center is our suburb.

eazyb81 10-26-2011 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mnchiefsguy (Post 8050830)
How could the SEC possibly be in trouble? What factors did he cite in his ludicrous claim?

- People are getting too hot and moving back North

- SEC football is too fast and blurs TV screens which is hurting ratings

- NCAA could ban the SEC from competing in BCS games because it is unfair competition

- Mass poisoning of grits

DJ's left nut 10-26-2011 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 8050845)
Your biggest population center is our suburb.

Topeka is a mecca for the upper-crust; didn't you know that? Wichita is a thriving central hub of culture, class and sophistication.

Pants 10-26-2011 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 8050845)
Your biggest population center is our suburb.

No doubt. JoCo is where it's at. You want good schools, manicured neighborhoods and nice roads, you go live on the Kansas side. :D

eazyb81 10-26-2011 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 8050845)
Your biggest population center is our suburb.

Hilarious and absolutely true.

Saul Good 10-26-2011 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 8050845)
Your biggest population center is our suburb.

If Canada is America's hat, Kansas is Missouri's jock strap.

|Zach| 10-26-2011 01:48 PM

Beige homes and Panera breads as far as the eye can see...

Truly the American dream.

Pants 10-26-2011 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8050869)
If Canada is America's hat, Kansas is Missouri's jock strap.

So you live in Missouri?

HemiEd 10-26-2011 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 8050845)
Your biggest population center is our suburb.

Wichita?

Pants 10-26-2011 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 8050870)
Beige homes and Panera breads as far as the eye can see...

Truly the American dream.

As far as raising a family goes, it pretty much is. The nice thing is that we can go to MO for entertainment without actually having to live there.

mikeyis4dcats. 10-26-2011 01:52 PM

nobody answered my question.....what will Big 12 members do for walnut bowls when Mizzou leaves?

Pants 10-26-2011 01:54 PM

For some reason, I thought that Saul Good was an Overland Park resident. I must have been wrong.

HemiEd 10-26-2011 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 8050854)
Topeka is a mecca for the upper-crust; didn't you know that? Wichita is a thriving central hub of culture, class and sophistication.


Wichita is 2 1/2 times the population of KCK.

DJ's left nut 10-26-2011 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats. (Post 8050879)
nobody answered my question.....what will Big 12 members do for walnut bowls when Mizzou leaves?

That's the last thing you fellas should concern yourself over.

Where the hell will you guys get truckstop porn?

(Though I'm not sure where the Mizzou folks will go to get blowjobs at strip clubs once Topeka is no longer relevant...)

DJ's left nut 10-26-2011 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 8050883)
Wichita is 2 1/2 times the population of KCK.

Fantastic.

I'd still rather live in New Jersey.

HemiEd 10-26-2011 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 8050887)
That's the last thing you fellas should concern yourself over.

Where the hell will you guys get truckstop porn?

(Though I'm not sure where the Mizzou folks will go to get blowjobs at strip clubs once Topeka is no longer relevant...)

They don't do that in the 11,829 porn shops on I-70 and I-44 in MO?

HemiEd 10-26-2011 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 8050890)
Fantastic.

I'd still rather live in New Jersey.

Really, seriously? I know you kid. You can't pump your own gas in NJ!

Saulbadguy 10-26-2011 02:01 PM

JoCo is hell on Earth.

DJ's left nut 10-26-2011 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 8050893)
They don't do that in the 11,829 porn shops on I-70 and I-44 in MO?

Nope - those are do it yourself places. So I guess you must pump your own gas in Missouri...

Saul Good 10-26-2011 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants (Post 8050874)
So you live in Missouri?

No. I live in JoCo, but I don't pretend that its something that its not. Its a suburb of KCMO. If Missouri was some shithole, I wouldn't live in its shadow.

NewChief 10-26-2011 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 8050893)
They don't do that in the 11,829 porn shops on I-70 and I-44 in MO?

My wife and I were talking about those places on our last trip to St. Louis. With the advent of the internet, I can't help but wonder how these places stay in business? Are they really covers for some other kind of activity (massages with happy endings? strip shows? gay hookups?), or are they truly just porn shops? If it's the latter, I don't understand how they're actually proliferating in the days of free internet porn.

Pants 10-26-2011 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 8050910)
No. I live in JoCo, but I don't pretend that its something that its not. Its a suburb of KCMO. If Missouri was some shithole, I wouldn't live in its shadow.

LOL

duncan_idaho 10-26-2011 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 8050920)
My wife and I were talking about those places on our last trip to St. Louis. With the advent of the internet, I can't help but wonder how these places stay in business? Are they really covers for some other kind of activity (massages with happy endings? strip shows? gay hookups?), or are they truly just porn shops? If it's the latter, I don't understand how they're actually proliferating in the days of free internet porn.

They survive because 90 percent of their business comes from truckers (ever noticed they're usually right on top of a rest stop?). I would imagine that as more truckers get mobile devices (phones, iPads, etc) capable of streaming free poon, those places will start to go out of business.

The I-70 and I-44 corridors through Missouri are the most traveled highways in the country as far as semi traffic.

mikeyis4dcats. 10-26-2011 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 8050887)
That's the last thing you fellas should concern yourself over.

Where the hell will you guys get truckstop porn?

(Though I'm not sure where the Mizzou folks will go to get blowjobs at strip clubs once Topeka is no longer relevant...)

we have internet porn in Kansas.

NewChief 10-26-2011 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duncan_idaho (Post 8050930)
They survive because 90 percent of their business comes from truckers (ever noticed they're usually right on top of a rest stop?). I would imagine that as more truckers get mobile devices (phones, iPads, etc) capable of streaming free poon, those places will start to go out of business.

The I-70 and I-44 corridors through Missouri are the most traveled highways in the country as far as semi traffic.

So are the truckers just stopping in to buy porn mags? Or are there other "services" and "goods" being offered?

DJ's left nut 10-26-2011 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats. (Post 8050932)
we have internet porn in Kansas.

You guys hooked to a different set of tubes over there?

All our internet has is football and televangelists. Ever try to jerk it to Joel Olsteen? It's not easy.

Weird.

Bambi 10-26-2011 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 8050845)
Your biggest population center is our suburb.

Yep, the bigger the population the better.

This is obvious.

Titty Meat 10-26-2011 02:20 PM

Missouri is too busy trying to become a vacation state while Kansas poaches all of its jobs.

beer bacon 10-26-2011 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 8050934)
So are the truckers just stopping in to buy porn mags? Or are there other "services" and "goods" being offered?

You're really curious about this, eh?


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