Don't know if anyone is outraged. Just think it's the most obvious, crudest form of humor therefore making it weak sauce.

That's just my opinion. You and hootie can dutch rudder each other over your opinions of that all you wish.

You probably should have just said that you didn't know he was special. I doubt anyone would have been outraged at all.

Say something funny about nut, then. Give me one good, clean, original line.

I don't find that disclaimer relevant, as I wouldn't have done it differently, anyway.

Okay.

Good, clean, original?

Listen. Your stuff about his political leanings and writings, haha.

reerun strength? not so much

See where I'm coming from?

That's fair, I guess. What isn't fair is expecting free entertainment while demanding that it's done on your terms.

I'm really not trying to bust your balls. You've done a good job, really good job. I am by no means crying foul just to be some pc ultra sensitive bitch nor am I requesting that you do things a certain way.

All I'm saying is that there should be some line, I mean Nut has stayed away from this thread, and suddenly he's there being ridiculed for a serious illness.

I should add that I'm a huge fan of crude, lowest-common-denominator comedy. The problem is that it's been done so much that it's hard to be original. That's what makes Trey Parker and Matt Stone geniuses.

If the jokes sucked, they sucked.

LMAO

A most applicable Hootie metaphor.

hey man

i got them all in eventually

sure, some are probably broken and stuff

but who cares!? i'm wild and crazy! right guys? right?

There is absolutely a line. We just disagree on where it is drawn. If this shit offends you, you would ****ing stab me if you heard me joking with my friends.

I've encouraged people to take a stab at doing one or even just sending me a candidate with a couple of ideas. Not one reply...

But everyone can do it...and everyone has funny stories.

Oh until you ask them...then they suddenly disappear.

I thought it was funny enough. Guess I'm just a twisted individual, eh?

The reason I jumped in is that I realized that I have been bitching about how stale this board has gotten...so I decided to put my money where my mouth was when people were shitting on you for "only" doing 16.

I'll jump back in to give you a break sometime...I still have a few good ones in my back pocket.

Nice... That means I should hold off on the one I was planning.

No thanks!

This.

Don't worry...you're not even close to the list. I don't even know who you are.

Green gnarled nutsack senses an opportunity to become the center of attention again.

Just like a roofied minor, he seizes the chance.

I find it amusing how deeply under Dongers skin Hootie his burrowed.

If I want to be the center of attention, I can do it at any time, in any thread. So, yeah...there goes your dipshit theory.

Hey nutsack. We've been patiently waiting for some more stale ass frazod jokes and whatever the hell else you said.

You are teh champeeen of the bulletin boardz.

You win at teh LIFE!

This may be as funny as anything in this thread.

I'd say the worst thing that's happened to nut in this thread is getting white-knighted by Wickedtard. Holy shit. He needs to start a bar fight or eat a live tarantula to shake that wretched stigma.

Clearly you've been waiting as you've been a staple in this thread from the get go. I love all of the butthurt towards me from the minions because they have nothing else on me...

Because on a message board where words are king...I'm one of the best.

So the jealousy flung my way is very flattering.

Wow, when did you turn into gochiefs? LMAO

Watch out fraz, he's getting back in the roasting circuit. Can you withstand 5 more "you're as fat as frazod" jokes?

LMAO, wasn't it you a few days ago who replied to me on this thread by saying something along the lines of not liking crude humor and only being able to get into female comedians? It was kind of a head-scratcher for me because I thought you were the dude who always gets your tragedy puns in. Ugh, I get duped on here and never even know it.

I agree (considering you weren't blowing smoke) about Matt and Trey.

Depends on how long it is until he's distracted by the next shiny object.

Dude has always been a B movie version of early GoChiefs...

It's good to know I was a blockbuster.

Just imagine, if you drank and had actual social skills, all this could be yours.

This thread has gotten slightly reeruned.

FYP

Good line, btw.

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I was thinking that myself, but wasn't sure if I remembered his condition correctly or not. Cerebral palsy, right? Man, talk about people who get a tough break from the beginning.... Isn't that caused by trauma of some sort to the brain, prior to or during birth, sometimes as a result of the umbilical cord being wrapped around the newborn's neck, cutting circulation? I'm assuming, had a few circumstances not been irregular at birth, big nasty wouldn't have his physical ailment(s). That's too bad.

Nah dude, you have that mixed up with Lance_THESPOKEN. Lance Twidwell, NFL news and gossip twitter sensation.


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"Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh. He said, 'sensation.'"

I fully approve of the nut review for whatever its worth.

Seems to be a pretty even split. Imagine what the reaction to Ultra Peanut is going go be...

Big Nasty created an account. He is fair game, imo. Especially since he seems to be generally good-humored about his own situation to begin with (judging by the loochy signature).

Ultra Peanut....I've seen him around here before, but not really sure what his "sitch" is. Wasn't aware that he had one.

Her

Heh.

Ahh....oh boy.

Yeah, my general knowledge of users on this site is pretty damn minimal.

Ahh, wut. You deleted that.

* Edit: I thought I had a relevant .jpeg to reply with, but after posting I realized I misinterpreted the pic to begin with.

79b. J Diddy

J Diddy was infracted for a post he made in December of 2010. He violated the rules by posting something NSFW. (He has since edited it, and the infraction points expired long ago.)

I'm not saying J Diddy is fat... That would be rude. We could all stand to work out a little more, so who am I to judge? He once made his wife mad by leaving the toilet seat up. That's totally out of character for him, though. I think he must have had a lot on his mind. Everyone makes mistakes.

One day he went to work and didn't realize that his fly was down. (Not really. I'm just joshing. Could you imagine, though? How embarrassing, right?)

Pros: Stands up for his convictions. Has above-average grammar.

Cons: Judge not lest ye be judged...Matthew 7:1

Outlook for 2014: I've got a feeling he's going to be A-Okay

I'm Rick James, bitch!

That was a strange edit...

LMAO So many ways to go with it. I think that was the 3rd version.

Ironically, that is the sitch.

LMAO

Point = Made.

This post doesn't fill me with faux rage.

Approve.

Meh, not sure what point was being made.

You should have been roasted so ****ing hard you were butthurt for a month over it.

But Saul Good decided to be "nice."

And we got a shitty ****ing roast.

That roast with kid gloves on suck. You got the Ned Yost treatment.

I don't particularly care about me being roasted and I doubt that anybody could get me butthurt for a month. Furthermore, it wasn't an actual roast because 79b isn't an actual spot.

But hey.

I hate you guys.

I really, really hate you guys.

I decided I think J Diddy is right around ROR level bad as a poster.

I might just kill myself. Oh lawdy beeeeee.

pound of bacon oughtta do it

:P

Errr yeah I guess, her.

So, he's elevated himself then? Right on.

I have scoped the archives and found a hidden excerpt from the life of Hootie. For your pleasure, Hooties night with Sheena.




So listen up guys. Last night (which was my 50th in a row binge drinking) I decided to get off work and call up this one ho sheena. Well I called and she decided that we could meet up at Harvey's Disco Technasium to have some of their famous Maui Wowies (you know the awesome ones with the little umbrellas in them). Anyway, I meet up with Sheena and she's all looking good, but suddenly I hear a loud yell...

"Hey you, you little date raping ****er. You rufied my sister last month, gave her the clap and got her pregnant. We had to kill that damn thing in her stomach with fire because a regular abortion wouldn't penetrate the AIDS barrier."

Suddenly, I was scared. I realized that I had not brought any of my friends to fight my battles for me and this dude was at least 5'3, 120 and spitting mad. Thank God for Sheena. She jumped right in there popped him in the jaw grabbed my hand and pulled me out the door. We didn't make it but 10 feet when her eyes and mine locked and I knew it was getting ready to be pounding time. Since I live in an abandoned RV behind a bar we decided to go to her place. One thing lead to another and she turned off the lights and whispered in my ear, "we're going to try something new. I'm going to give it to you . I have a strap on, just relax and take it."

At first I was frightened, but then realizing how courageous Sheena was fighting my battles for me, I sort of felt obligated. What happened after that was an amazing night of purely anal bliss. Curiously though, Sheena never seemed to remove that strap on and all she wanted was anal--Giving and receiving. I was amazed how tight that thing was on her, but in the end, never gave it another thought as we fell asleep into each other arms.

The next morning, however, was another story altogether. That's when I put two and two together. Sheena's super tight strap on, her scraggly beard, and large adam's apple. Holy shit!!!!!!!!! Sheena was a man! No wonder I didn't have to rufie her! ****ing homosexual bitch done ****ed me in my ass!!! Any way to make a long story short, we are seeing each other more and more. She regularly defends me in bar fights and it turns out her real name is Clayton. It's so great to get past my shallow side and to get into an honest relationship!!
NOT!!!

I totally rufied Clay's little brother when he was at work. You can't keep a playah like me down! Fo Schizzle.

meh

I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink," I said, "Ehm - ok, I'll go get it"
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina

You could sing that, record it and claim it as your own.

It works for Wendler.

Nah, I'm good man. I only sing my own shit. Here is something I've been working on recently.

Alright
Empty your pockets, but do it slow
Take everything you got and lay it on the ****ing floor
Don't make me have to set an example today
And blow one of you crazy mother****ers away
I'm in a bank, and it's a little bit funny
Taking all you stupid mother****ers' money
Peepin at a bitch cause my dick's on hard
Laughing at the dumb ass security guard
Who's tied up for the moment, not saying a word
I should have known it before, the mother****er's a nerd
But back to the bitches I'm peepin'
And then untie the ho, so I can start creepin'
Took her to the backroom, about to jack
Cold trailed the bitch, with a gun in the back
I said: "Lay down, and unbutton your bra!"
There was the biggest titties that a ****a ever saw
I said: "Damn", then the air got thinner
Only thought in my mind, was going up in her
The suspense was making me sick
She took her panties down and the bitch had a dick!
I said: "Damn", dropped the gat from my hand
(What I thought was a bitch, was nothing but a man)
Put the gat to his legs, all the way up his skirt
Because this is one bundle of sticks that I had to hurt, so

AIDS

that was absolutely horrendous J Diddy

it was really, really, really bad

I'm embarrassed after reading it. I really am.

and besides...Sheena? Yeah, I don't do black 'girls'. (I quoted it because apparently she was a dude.)

Still. That was literally Rico level bad. And you're telling me my roasts were lame? Ha.

That wasn't a roast. It was an outsiders depiction of your little stories. I just told it with truth added in for a change.

it was terrible

a stupid post, not funny

you are bad at posting

it was one of the worst posts in this thread

and that says a lot

I think 'Hamas' or Saul could roast me like champions.

Anyone else?

Nah.

Awww.

Sticking up for your love once more!

Even after he cheated on you with your little brother?

That's committment!

George Takei salutes you.

Lil' Chiefy D gettin' no love.

LMAO

the thing is

I don't even think KC Tattoo would laugh at that

and that says something