My guess is her tattoo artist has Parkinson's.

Unkempt bush?

No chance do I get to 15. I've got one in mind that I might do, but it's probably going to be a few days before I get to it.

Maybe each roaster does 15 till we get all 101?

You need to do all 85 even if it takes you a decade. I'd settle for some tag team action between you and Hootie. Frazod's wasn't terrible either. Don't let that rico guy get involved though.

(just kidding, rico! :) )

She has a stomach?

80. Braincase

Braincase loves to talk about how he knows all of the movers and shakers in the KU athletics department. He's always dropping tidbits of "inside information" that inevitably turn out to be wrong. I'm pretty sure the closest he's ever gotten to the Kansas athletics program is when he outbid frazod to win Mark Mangino's custom built toilet. It was a great moment for Braincase who has turned it into a shrine, but it sucked for frazod. He hates KU but was desperately in need of a toilet that could support his big fat ass while receiving the massive meat-logs he delivers. Fortunately, they were able to work out an arrangement wherein frazod can take his hippo dumps on the toilet while Braincase gives him blumpkins and imagines that frazod is actually coach Mangino.

While he may not be an insider with KU hoops, he was an assistant to the coach of an eighth grade girls basketball team...until he cracked under the pressure and got ejected from a game. (I'm not even joking. He made a thread about it that's absolutely hysterical...look it up.)
He has started over 500 threads in total, and that is the only one that doesn't suck. You'd think he would accidentally post an interesting topic every now and again, but he hasn't. Recent threads include such riveting topics as the Trans-Siberian Orchestra, licking a man's ass, and a princess Diana joke right at the height of its relevancy in 2011. At some point, he thought to himself, "CP is going to ****ing love this princess Diana joke...I can't wait to start a thread about it". We need more posters like him.

Pros: Was told that it's not butter, accepted it, and moved on...if he was in disbelief, he didn't show it. Beats the shit out of his kids. That wouldn't normally be considered a positive, but his kids are ugly and, as such, deserve every ass-whipping they get.

Cons: Wears pleated jeans. Drinks Taster's Choice coffee because he wants to celebrate the moments of his life.

Outlook for 2014: Dies when his skull is crushed under frazod's fupa. At his funeral, people will take solace in knowing that he died doing what he loved.

Yup

At least 8x funnier than the previous two presenters.

ROFL I need a link to the ejection thread. That's great.

This.

Saul, you're a one who sucks the penis.

But you're a funny one who sucks the penis! LMAO

It would be nice if the present avatar of the roastee were included.

That's not a bad idea, but I do most of this from my mobile, so that's a huge pain in the ass.

Excuses are like assholes, everyone's got one and they all stink. CPs asshole is Brock...

ahem....

I don't get it.

I strongly suspect there's nothing to get.

LMAO Penz was dynamite in that thread.

"Great moments in history Vol 2 In this day 30 years ago Rosa Parks stood up for what she believed in and helped change America as we know it. Today a Man, got a techincal foul in a 7th grade girls game, and sent a letter to them. Everyone involved had their period that day. It was awesome."

I'm flattered that it appears I'm the only one who gets an image with the roast...

:thumb:

sombody metioned putting avi's with roasts..... he said it was a pain....he attached a pic to mine...it isn't rocket surgery.

that picture isn't your avatar

also, the roasts are all folded up in spoiler tags

lastly, the picture had to do with the roast

people want the avatars with the roasts so it's easier to identify the poster. many people recognize posters by picture, not by name

the task becomes more difficult when trying to add pictures from mobile. it's not difficult, but it's kind of a pain

I actually did almost all of yours from my phone, got a call that wiped the whole thing out, and then re-did it when I got home.

Yours is my personal favorite, btw. I'm going to try to get to a new one this afternoon.

79. big nasty kcnut

kcnut is genuinely one of my favorite posters on this board. Normally, you have to actually read a post or two before realize how stupid the posters on this board are. Nut saves you time because you don't have to read a single word of his incoherent ramblings in order to realize how insane he is. The first time I tried to decipher one of his bizarre missives, I felt like John Nash trying to intercept Soviet communications.

If you've never seen the big nasty, you can find his doppelganger helping out in the concession stand at any little league baseball complex in the country. Look for kid with the oversized hearing aids and the random shaved patches on the back of his head. (I'm not sure if those are related to surgery, or if he is just constantly trying to cut his own hair, but I don't know who to ask.) Fortunately, his hair is mostly covered up by the old-school motorcycle helmet that he has to wear at all times.

When he's not posting on CP, he's either handing people their Doritos Loco tacos through a window or putting together a political podcast. (The realization that this is simply a statement of fact rather than a joke is unsettling when you realize that his votes count as much as anyone's...and you know he votes.) If you ever want to send yourself into a coma but can't find a rock to bash against your head, you might want to consider giving him a listen. He is to Rush Limbaugh what frazod is to Alan Dershowitz. I guess it's a good hobby for him given the fact that his mom finally stopped secretly replacing the pet bunnies he kept hugging to "sleep", so who am I to judge?


Pros: Has amazing reerun strength. Incredibly, he has never eaten from a package with a skull and crossbones on the label. When he tucks his shirt in, the bottom of his shirt sometimes pokes through his fly, and that makes me laugh.

Cons: Makes LiveSteam look like the Indian kid at the Howard Scripps spelling bee. Chewed the points off all my new Crayolas in pre-school. I thought that was a shitty thing for an eleven year old to do.

Outlook for 2014: I expect big things from the big nasty. Hopefully he doesn't get cratered in a drone strike.

I'm all about roasts and I'm fine with poking fun at kcnut. He often deserves everything coming his way. I'm just not a fan of making reerun inferences when the young man obviously and admittedly has an issue.

Comedy hurts sometimes.

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This reminds me of a song. I can't remember the name, but I know there's a piano involved...

Definitely not the most tasteful roast ever; but I think Nut is a good sport, as evident in loochy's quote..

wow, you're a ****ing piece of shit

You've made Wickedson cry, so I'm most certainly a fan.

I guess Nicholas Sparks and I have something in common.

This is pretty ironic

How so?

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let me help you with that.
http://dbug.kicks-ass.net/dbugforums...gh-you-11.jpeg

Thanks! I someday hope to be able to post GIFS and Pics.

What's funny to me is that I really do like nut. I like having him around. I don't know how to describe it, but he seems to take himself very seriously yet somehow not seriously at all. I'm kind of the same way.

The last thing he needs is ****ing Wickedson fighting his battles for him...especially in a thread like this where the whole point is to shit on everyone.

I've already said that I'm not roasting Wickedson because he's nowhere near a top 100 poster. "Special needs" or not, big nasty is a far superior poster to bambi.

also yuutoobs

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I bet a politically correct roast would be a barrel of laughs. (I say sarcastically)

I look at "reerun" the same as I do "bundle of sticks". If you still say it you're kinda lower than the shit under my shoe. Time to move to the next century.

oh, I rest my case

I'm the most anti-politically correct person on this site. I hate it. I'm also okay with continued use of the word "reerun". I just think it's a cruel thing to say to somebody who has reerunation, roast or otherwise.

Eh. I kind of wish I hadn't read that.

Nut doesn't, really, have reerunation, though.

He's got CP, and we really don't know whether he's cognitively impaired or not. Mental reerunation refers specifically to cognitive impairment. Of course, I know that the term "reerun" is thrown around as a pretty broad blanket (which is one reason that people with CP and no cognitive impairment find it so offensive).

I just don't like it. Roasts are funny - even offensive. That was just cruel. But that's my opinion. It doesn't necessarily make me right.

If there are multiple people in the thread that thought it was in poor taste then I doubt you're that off base.

I'm not saying I disagree, I just wanted to clarify a common misconception about those with CP (as a good friend's daughter has it). I've never met Nutt, so I don't really know whether he's affected cognitively or not. They're still trying to figure out how cognitively capable my friend's daughter is because it's very difficult for her to communicate due to the severity of her CP. They think that she's intelligent, though, but she's incapable of speech and even communication with a device is difficult for her thanks to her spasticity.

Everyone here has CP.

If you know enough about user options to disable your rep, I'm sure you know how to ignore a thread.

Sorry if using the word "disable" offends anyone, btw.

Yet they can go around saying 'my tarda' all the livelong day and we can't say nothin'.

Rainbows & rim jobs for everyone
:rockon: with this thread

my tarda?

I don't ignore racists or homophobic people. Why should I ignore you?

Are you homosexual?

So brave...

thank you Saul for inviting dipshit into this thread

that wasn't a real thank you

eh, you got called out and exposed. Just move on to your little roasts. You've said worse I suppose. Maybe next time you'll say it to the guys face and not from behind a computer.

But I doubt it.

Are you talking about me? I wasn't the first person to say anything. Nor was that the first post I've made in this thread.

why would he say anything to his face?

did you really think Saul would challenge that strength?

I understand your confusion considering how many dipshits are in this thread...but yes, I was talking about you.

OK, I'm not sure who you are but that wasn't the first post I made in this thread. In fact I was brought up by someone so it's only natural to make a post.

Have you been posting here a long time? I'm not sure what I've said offends you but my bad.

yeah I used to go by the name ENDelt260

I'm not sure you're really the authority on what constitutes a quality post on this board.

It's a ****ing roast people, there are supposed to be some "Oh shit, he went there" moments.

I got as big a laugh out of this as I did the roast though. You knew the reaction was coming. You just didn't know what the reaction to the reaction was going to be. LMAO

Hey, seriously. You walked away, screaming in protest that you would never post in this thread again and yet you're back. Herpes are less persistent and annoying as you. Go away, you missed your chance.

Nor am I, however, what you threw at the wall was cheap comedy. I rate it up there with anything from Mencia.

You're free to do the next one.

Dude they can all do them really well they just don't really feel like it...didn't you know?

You're confusing protest with boredom. You're a dumb**** though, so surprised I am not.

Less Hootie. More Saul Good.

Obviously. They can all come up with jokes that are edgy and original without being offensive while running a 4.4 forty and jump-roping their huge dongs.

LMAO, "this is my last post in this thread" you said

So live up to your word you green gnarled testicle.

People who get outraged about this shit confuse me. Is it really better to just leave him out of the roast because of whatever disability he may have (that I honestly was unaware of...not that I would have done anything differently)?

I'm going to bust his balls all the same, so **** off.

Hootie putting his best effort into the thread.

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