Sarcasm? You?

I don't buy it, either. I think he really hates me! :deevee:

Hey, after what you said last week, It's sometimes hard to tell.

Don't let her fall for that stuff... It makes your job as a friend much more difficult...

Well duh!

Can't you be like any regular guy and either ignore or forget what I say?

Never heard of it. Everything I say on here is the truth.

Or be like a woman and not even listen.

SP's got it down...chick always go for the mean guys.

women all think they can change a guy...pffffft.

Oh, I'm telling her to make sure her name is not on the apartment lease. Get his name taken off of the car. Get all of her clothes, whatever else is hers, and completely forget about him. They don't have kids together or anything.

I know that's easier said than done. I hope she learns from this though and does decide to grow up a little. She's already admitted that it was her own doing that got her into the mess.

Huh? Did someone say something?

oh they listen....but they only HEAR what they want to hear...and that all goes right into a part of the brain marked: "AMMO"

Not that I'm his woman or anything, but this just brings something to mind. My hope is to someday be someone's weak spot. Only to fill it with my strength, of course.

wait till she sees him out somewhere...or the next time she gets drunk...

What are you doing on here instead of getting birthday sex, anyway? I don't care if you already got it, you should be getting it again.

True.

well I did already get it...but as far as getting it again....see post 7192...not happening.

Over $140? Damn. Is she pretty high maintenance?

Are you 30 and married to a 20 year old? And if so, did you just get a roomate that was 18?

well I wouldn't say high maintenance...but I kinda told her I was only gonna spend 50...

How much of an age gap is too much?

me?

Still. Just consider it a birthday present to yourself. It's not like the extra ninety is going to make you homeless and hungry.

oh yeah I also should mention we are a little short this week cuz I lost my check at work...there is a reason she handles the money around here...

Lost your check? Can't they void it and re-issue you another one?

Can't your employer just get it reprinted?

Great minds....

Damn, you and vincent are quick. I was trying to add humor into it by referencing your previous posts about your friend.



But anyhow, agegap is all relative. 30 year olds shouldn't be dating 18-20 year olds. 25 year olds shouldn't be dating 16-18 year olds.


I'm 25 and won't date anybody younger than 20. But I would date somebody up to 35.

Lost it Friday night...work had to put a stop pay on it Monday morning...payroll guy said since banks were open until noon on Sat., he has to wait until thursday to re issue the check...just in case someone would try to cash it...I wanted to slap him... but it was my fault..

So I still stand a chance? :p

I agree that age is all relative. Take me, for instance. How old would you guess me to act if you didn't already know how old I am?

5?

Bob Dole is wondering the same thing.

Is dating someone who was born the year you graduated high school considered inappropriate?

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Depends. Did you graduate less than 18 years ago? :p

73 :shrug:

Damn. I was hoping it would at least be my shoe size. 8 1/2.

No.

Random late night Bob Dole sighting.


BTW Bob Dole, could you remind me the next time you go out of town? I still need a few things from your house.

I would say that, if two people are out on their own, established in their life and careers to be able to survive on their own, enjoy some of the same things, and compliment each other's strengths/weaknesses, then there shouldn't be a problem.

No problem.

But in the future, please limit your loot to items that are not family heirlooms.

Cool. Would it be possible for you to separate the heirlooms from the rest of the stuff? That way I know what not to take?

Bob Dole not living with his parents. Check.

Bob Dole employed at the same place for more than a week (established). Check.

Bob Dole still breathing (surviving). Check.

Bob Dole enjoying some things. Check.

Bob Dole compliments the child. Check.

Bob Dole strong/weak. Check.

Cool. It seems to meet all the tests!

Back off old man.

Don't you have eyebrows to grow?

It's pretty basic. Anything that appears to be manufactured prior to 1960 is an heirloom.

Although that shouldn't be a problem now, since all that stuff is gone.

I can always tell when my fish are hungry. The don't hide when I walk by. One of them actually stares at me for long periods of time. It's so adorable. Tonight, they feasted on tropical flakes and freezedried worms. Mmmm. I spoil them rotten.

So everything is up for grabs?


Again, not trying to intrude, but when will you be leaving town again?

As amazing as it may seem, Bob Dole's eyebrows grow without any concentrated effort.

I'm ashamed to say that I didn't fully read your thread on the subject. What's the estimated total loss up to?

Don't forget about the items on the list I gave you. You can stop by Springfield on your way back to KC in order to drop them off. I appreciate it.

Bob Dole is headed out of town at some point this weekend to attned an event that includes Finger Eleven. Bob Dole will return home either before, during, or after the Finger Eleven set.

Do you feel lucky?

Sup bitches.

Should I feel completely ignorant in admitting that I have no clue what Finger Eleven is?

Faxed a list of some additional items to Detective Sartor at lunch... It's tough to place a solid dollar amount on the entire loss because there were some oddball items, but it's somewhere north of $5k.

It could have been a lot worse.

No problem, I'll try to get those items. But to try and hide them, I suggest that I don't drop them off in Springtown. Bob Dole would be expecting that. Meet me at hideout C.

I know no wrestling talk is allowed in here, but I just got back from a show and it sucked so bad. I will never go again.

Unluckily for Bob Dole is that he already posted when he would be attending the concert.

I don't even think that everything I own added together has a value of $5k. That sucks some apples.

Ah. The love shack. Got it.

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you know the rules, you said so yourself...how much would one pay for tickets to something like that? Just wondering how much you were out...

I would probably disagree. As I posted in Bob Doles original thread, I had stuff stored in a buddies house that got robbed. The total value that I came up with was around $3500. This was basic stuff that I had at college. Barely 50% of the stuff I owned. And that was 5 years ago.

40 Bucks.

damn, a tank of gas...



...at least you learned your lesson...

I don't know whats worse. Going somewhere to watch wrestling or paying $40.00 for it.

2 concert tickets to a mid-level show versus the chance to stay home and cap a shitbird burglar less than a week after being burglarized.

You go ahead with that info.

Well, I do have a lot of stuff for one person. No one thing has any great value, though.I think my couch is the most expensive piece of furniture, and it was $450. I took out my renter's insurance to cover like $8k or somewhere in there.

Either way, it should be an interesting story.

Anyone hear of Eskimo Joe's?

Bob Dole has recently come to the conclusion that he has way too much shit.

Something either spooked them or otherwise ended their raid, because one more 5 minute trip by a single adult of average strength could have netted another $3k.

Didn't they go out of business?

I'm ordering a St Patty's Day shirt. There's a few of the long sleeved t-shirts that I really like too. I think I'm going to order the dark blue Shot In THe Dark shot glass, too. My boss and I are odering together. It's a fixed rate for S&H, so we're combining orders to save.

http://shop.eskimojoes.com/image_cac...rgPicA3816.jpg

I don't think so.


http://www.eskimojoes.com/

I meant in springtown.


Didn't they, briefly, have a store next to hooters?

The guy is not so hot, but I like the shirt.


http://shop.eskimojoes.com/image_cac...rgPicA3122.jpg

Not that I recall.

I like this shirt.

http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Sh...rntoroamls.jpg

I gotta get some sleep...7:00 is comin up too fast...

I gotta get up and take care of my daughter in few hours...

goodnight pussies....

What was between Hooters and Longhorn in about '03?

Pussy

Shot glass I like.

http://shop.eskimojoes.com/image_cac...llPicA3634.jpg

'Night.