Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9752372)

he missed the entire memorable existence pertaining to RustShack

I had a huge part in that HOC thread. It was awesome. Those were back in the Halo days.

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9752375)

There's a lot of posters where I can't ever remember which is which. Just sort of a collection of people in the middle who's names I recognize, but if you were to interchange their names on a post I wouldn't know the difference.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9752372)

he missed the entire memorable existence pertaining to RustShack

I had a huge part in that HOC thread. It was awesome. Those were back in the Halo days.

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9752375)

There's a lot of posters where I can't ever remember which is which. Just sort of a collection of people in the middle who's names I recognize, but if you were to interchange their names on a post I wouldn't know the difference.

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9752375)

There's a lot of posters where I can't ever remember which is which. Just sort of a collection of people in the middle who's names I recognize, but if you were to interchange their names on a post I wouldn't know the difference.

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9752377)

I know man

I always get blaise and jenson mixed up

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 9752097)

The amount of rough drafts for the Wickedson roast, to ensure that it's damn near perfect, will be staggering.

Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 9752401)

CDCox and DaFace I get mixed up for some reason.

And now when I typed that and see it as CDCox n DaFace its really disturbs me.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9752380)

Here it is:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=205990

One of the best.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9752331)

No way is he one of the 100 best posters.

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9752375)

There's a lot of posters where I can't ever remember which is which. Just sort of a collection of people in the middle who's names I recognize, but if you were to interchange their names on a post I wouldn't know the difference.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9752380)

Here it is:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=205990

One of the best.

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 9752417)

Confession time, I don't know why, but I get Fraz and Phobia mixed up way too often. Needless to say, that accrues to Phobia's misfortune most often. I'll be reading his posts thinking of Fraz' most recent 237 hissy fits and wondering why he's so chill now. Then it dawns on me that Phobia is the cool one.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9752331)

There are plenty of good candidates, but they tend to be higher up the list. If anyone has a suggestion for a candidate in the 50-80 range, shoot me a PM or something. If you give me a decent angle, I'll try to run with it.

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9752440)

Someone get me a photo of Frazod and I'll add a sombrero.

Originally Posted by Bambi (Post 9752416)

lol

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=262851

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9752450)

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9752451)

You really have zero self-awareness. You're a terrible poster, but that isn't supposed to be a bannable offense.

Let me be clear. I'm not saying you're a terrible poster because I disagree with just about every post you make. There are plenty of good posters with whom I seldom agree. You are a terrible poster because you bring absolutely nothing to the table. You aren't funny. You aren't insightful. You aren't even the kind of poster that anyone can just shoot the shit with.

I honestly can't think of a single other poster on this board...frazod included...that I am certain I wouldn't get along with if I met them in real life (and neither of us were aware that the other was a CPer). I am almost positive that I would completely dislike you within two minutes of meeting you, though.

Part of roasting someone is taking things that are arguably positives about them and turning them into something embarrassing. What is even arguably good about you as a poster?

There's nothing funny about pointing out the obvious. "Look at Wickedson. He's an effeminate child who uses 'lol' in every post and is the embodiment of a pussy liberal apologist." My six year old son is playing coach-pitch baseball. I can blow a fastball by him, but there's nothing satisfying about it. Where's the sense of accomplishment?

Originally Posted by Bambi (Post 9752467)

That's great and I value your opinion like I do pretty much everyone else on this board, well... maybe not mnchiefs because he blatantly lies about things, but for the most part I do.

Your attempts of passive aggressive posting on pretty much anything KU/Big 12 do strike a nerve with me as that is the majority of our interaction which I suppose is to be expected. Now a roast of posters is a pretty funny idea and I think is something that can be enjoyed. I'm not sure where you get the idea that the "shat cannot be shot" with me as I'm constantly doing so with many people on this board.

Your attempt to "blow a fastball by me" is pretty funny and I'm sure charming to some but it's not the full story. I mean, you did start an entire thread asking why I was banned which I find odd to do with someone who you can "blow a fastball by". Why go to the trouble? Just let it be known that I know you enjoy posting topics in the realignment thread looking for a response and I willingly jump at the chance more times than not. I find it to be a nice relief to my day which can be hectic at times. Makes me miss the easy going nature of living in the great state of Kansas which you love so much. Will we ever meet? Eh, probably not but if by chance we do just know that it would be me coming with negative vibes. Life's too short for that shit.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9752474)

Once again, you're missing the point. That thread wasn't about you. It was about the mods being heavy handed and banning posters on a whim. They were ruining the board, and I would have defended any poster here.

...and calling me "passive-aggressive" in my posting style just shows that you lack command of the term.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9752397)

Maybe I'll shift gears for a couple and not do them in order...and not reveal the name just to see if the board can figure out who the roast was about.

That might be dumb. Just riffing here...

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9752493)

lol

- Wickedson

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9751903)

I agree. I'm just not as intelligent as Saul. I have no problem admitting that.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9752331)

No way is he one of the 100 best posters. That doesn't mean I won't get to him, but if I do, it means that I've said "**** the rankings" and just started going after the low-hanging fruit.

The hardest part about this is finding a poster who is interesting enough to roast. I tried Notorious just to see if I could do one for a poster who doesn't provide an obvious target. I did it, but it was pretty uninspired...not very funny. When you just make up shit about posters, it gets stale very quickly. A roast is only funny when you start hitting close to home.

To do a true countdown, there would be about 60 that I know nothing about. I mean, what can I write about mylonsd? He's a solid poster from what I remember, but I couldn't honestly tell you anything about him.

There are plenty of good candidates, but they tend to be higher up the list. If anyone has a suggestion for a candidate in the 50-80 range, shoot me a PM or something. If you give me a decent angle, I'll try to run with it.

Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 9752355)

Does CP have those?

Originally Posted by Bambi (Post 9752477)

Well thank you for defending me. I appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9752114)

81. Notorious

Notorious has a picture of his cat, Lobo (named after his favorite WNBA player) as his avatar. I should probably end this roast with that, but...whatever. Cats are for spinsters and pillowbitergots. Notorious is neither, so you know he hates them...so what gives? Why the **** does he have a cat? Well, I'll tell you why. Notorious has always kept a box full of piss and shit inside his house. People used to think of him as the sick **** with the boxes full of turds in his foyer. Now, he's just a guy with a cat, so his bizarre fetish seems socially acceptable. It's kind of a genius move, really. I mean, if I could get away with leaving dead hookers on my lawn by buying a ferret, I'd be at Petland right now.

Still, having cats around actually comes in handy for him, as he's a little too in touch with his feminine side, and he likes to gently stroke the cat while having himself a good cry. Pretty soon, though, he's going to have to tie the ****ing thing up in a burlap sack and throw it off a bridge, or I'm taking back what I said earlier about him not being a pillowbitergot.

All in all, he's an okay guy. I'll probably take him up on his offer to babysit my kids.

Pros: Really good at tickling. Keeps working at growing that mustache even though it isn't coming in very thick.

Cons: Huge fan of Jackson Browne. Drives a Plymouth.

Outlook for 2014: His neighbors will be asked to describe him on the local news.

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9751807)

Actually I thought it was downright mean and a complete asshole thing to write. That's why it was so funny. :LOL:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9753277)

I won't be keeping up today. Am going to be in Waterloo watching my youngest bro hopefully kick some ass at the Northern Plains Regional wrestling tourney, but am hoping to have something to make me laugh when I get home from that.

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9751219)

My interest was more in the dude on the far right. Not sure if he's considered a superfan or not

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9753514)

Hootie...Just out of curiosity, how much neg rep have you received the people you've roasted in this thread?

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 9753519)

They are neggin you?
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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 9753530)

Nice effort Saul.

I don't bring a lot to the table when it comes to being polarizing, which makes me extemely hard to roast.

I have managed to piss off only two posters total since being on CP. I just don't have enough "**** you" in me to be a dick.

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 9753506)

nice facebook post..don't think this means I give a shit about your well being.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9753576)

That's fair enough. I really don't know why I posted it to begin with, to be honest. And really don't know why I am checking this board from a phone while at the tourney.

However, I don't care if you care or not either.

Go to hell, you ****ing prick.

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 9753582)

sarcasm, dramatic dipshit.

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 9753512)

Phil is correct...the guy between Arrowman and Retro is Louie Agular

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9753550)

You're like the opposite of your name.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9753514)

Hootie...Just out of curiosity, how much neg rep have you received the people you've roasted in this thread?

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9753723)

Which CPer is this?

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9753723)

Which CPer is this?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb413eb2b...g15ro1_400.gif

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9753733)

I'm going with notorius

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9753723)

Which CPer is this?

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9753969)

No way we get to 10 K

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 9753991)

That's what happens when someone roasts "Mr. Excitement".

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 9753991)

That's what happens when someone roasts "Mr. Excitement".

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9754072)

You were under ranked.

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9754072)

You were under ranked.

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9754078)

Agreed.

Top 60.

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9754089)

Saul might not even match Hootie's 15 LMAO

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9754102)

Good thing it's almost Knowmo Trial time. That'll create some offseason burst.

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9754102)

Good thing it's almost Knowmo Trial time. That'll create some offseason burst.

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 9754081)

You flatter me so. :)

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 9754113)

When I think "Notorious" I think, "Oh, that guy with the cat avy. K-State guy. Decent enough dude. Occasionally trolls Mizzou fans."

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9754108)

Seems you're the only one excited about this.

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 9754113)

When I think "Notorious" I think, "Oh, that guy with the fetish for syfy original movies.
"

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9754133)

That is not true..at all

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9754135)

Fyp

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 9754112)

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 9754195)

WTF is on her flat, toned, beautiful stomach?

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 9754195)

WTF is on her stomach?