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|Zach| 06-17-2010 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish (Post 6828342)
I don't think it's bitch status either. If you can compete with them in BBall then Mizzou can compete with them in any sport. Although I think it'll take a more of power running Mizzou team to do it. KSU always played a more physical game when they see the Orange.

There is no reason Mizzou can't go between the lines and beat Texas. We just need to be a better football team. I can't wait for the fall though that is for sure.

|Zach| 06-17-2010 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 6828345)
:deevee:

Oh, little Zackipoo, I must have hurt your widdle feewings, cause aren't you the ****ing baby who always cries about everybody being soooooooooooooo mean? Now its pussy and reerun and loser bombs? That's not very nice, Zackipoo. I think somebody needs a nap and a timeout.

I'm glad there are sheep like you out there who are happy over the hit we took. Recruiting will already suffer. We've got a ton of exposure - all bad. It would take competent leadership years to get over this disaster, and we don't have it.

And bolding, underlining and italicizing your whiny crap impressive or worth responding to. Perhaps you should try some more caps lock.

I'm going to grill burgers now. Maybe you should go bake yourself some quiche.

Recruits don't care if Mizzou makes 12 or 15 dollars. Recruits didn't give a shit about any of this. They care that Missouri is still a part of a big time conference...which they are. You are just reaching for straws.

And for alllllll the bitching you still couldn't come up with a single alternative that was based in reality. That must be pretty humbling, I mean making it THAT obvious that all you do is bitch without actually knowing the situation. ROFL

DeezNutz 06-17-2010 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish (Post 6828342)
I don't think it's bitch status either. If you can compete with them in BBall then Mizzou can compete with them in any sport. Although I think it'll take a more of power running Mizzou team to do it. KSU always played a more physical game when they see the Orange.

I agree with this. Power running and a stout line, and we've particularly lacked the latter.

And my biggest gripe with Pinkel is his total unwillingness to go away from the spread in ANY situation, even if its the 1/2-yard line and goal to go.

Sometimes a cloud of dust isn't a bad thing on the football field.

Coach 06-17-2010 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish (Post 6828342)
I don't think it's bitch status either. If you can compete with them in BBall then Mizzou can compete with them in any sport. Although I think it'll take a more of power running Mizzou team to do it. KSU always played a more physical game when they see the Orange.

Something KSU has this year, and is traditionally known for under Snyder. 4 out of 5 offensive linemen and D-Train returns.

Frazod 06-17-2010 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 6828349)
Recruits don't care if Mizzou makes 12 or 15 dollars. Recruits didn't give a shit about any of this. They care that Missouri is still a part of a big time conference...which they are. You are just reaching for straws.

And for alllllll the bitching you still couldn't come up with a single alternative that was based in reality. That must be pretty humbling, I mean making it THAT obvious that all you do is bitch without actually knowing the situation. ROFL

That's because there's nothing to argue, you ****ing dildo. It's over - the damage is done. There are no alternatives. Just suck and more suck. We're just reeling in the aftermath now. If Texas had bailed, another major conference would probably have picked us up. You don't know how it would have played out anymore than I do. Or does taking pictures of clouds somehow qualify you as an expert in college football conferences? Give me a ****ing break.

The vast majority of us are pissed - clowns like you think it's great that they're still chained to Texas. It's not like I'm the only one who feels this way, but for some reason I'm the only one you aim your bipolar bullshit at. I'm sorry I offended you in a delicate spot, Zackipoo. If I send you some chocolates and a roll of film will that make it all better?

Brock 06-17-2010 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 6828345)
Recruiting will already suffer. We've got a ton of exposure - all bad. It would take competent leadership years to get over this disaster, and we don't have it.

Oh, I don't think so. Your recruiting base is still Missouri and Texas, or at least the players that the Texas schools don't want. I don't think Missouri's football program is hurt by this in the least. It would have been better if they had gotten into the Big 10, but it's no worse off than it was before.

|Zach| 06-17-2010 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 6828454)
That's because there's nothing to argue, you ****ing dildo. It's over - the damage is done. There are no alternatives. Just suck and more suck. We're just reeling in the aftermath now. If Texas had bailed, another major conference would probably have picked us up. You don't know how it would have played out anymore than I do. Or does taking pictures of clouds somehow qualify you as an expert in college football conferences? Give me a ****ing break.

The vast majority of us are pissed - clowns like you think it's great that they're still chained to Texas. It's not like I'm the only one who feels this way, but for some reason I'm the only one you aim your bipolar bullshit at. I'm sorry I offended you in a delicate spot, Zackipoo. If I send you some chocolates and a roll of film will that make it all better?

I have not only focused on you I think Laz is pretty much the same breed of clown that you are and said that outright. Don't worry though, that is just your victim mentality popping up again.

I am not acting like I knew everything about this situation which is why I am not assuming anything. See, you HOPE a major conference would have picked us up. With everything riding on that kind of decision you went with HOPE. Hilarity.

For someone talking about pride so much I find it funny that instead of just thinking we need to be a little better to beat Texas you want to run off to another conference with your tail between your legs because they are too tough. Pride, my ass.

And feel free to take all the photographer shots you want. I hope someday you can do what you love, set your own hours, and be your own boss. I really do.

|Zach| 06-17-2010 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Brock (Post 6828507)
Oh, I don't think so. Your recruiting base is still Missouri and Texas, or at least the players that the Texas schools don't want. I don't think Missouri's football program is hurt by this in the least. It would have been better if they had gotten into the Big 10, but it's no worse off than it was before.

High school kids don't care if one school's making $12 million a year or $15 million. They don't care if the president and chancellor had some awkward moments in press conferences. MU doesn't have to alter its recruiting areas, though with Nebraska joining the Big Ten, I'd suspect the Huskers will try to enhance its presence in St. Louis.

Frazod 06-17-2010 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Brock (Post 6828507)
Oh, I don't think so. Your recruiting base is still Missouri and Texas, or at least the players that the Texas schools don't want. I don't think Missouri's football program is hurt by this in the least. It would have been better if they had gotten into the Big 10, but it's no worse off than it was before.

You don't think recruiters from other schools won't play this up? It's not like this happened quietly. And even if the kids don't know/care what's going on, their parents probably will.

Plus, it's not like we ended last season on a positive note. Honestly, I really don't think getting slaughtered by an underdog team in a shitty bowl we got shafted into is any better than not going to a bowl at all.

I guess I should apologize in advance, my negatively will probably make Zackipoo cry some more.

WilliamTheIrish 06-17-2010 08:24 PM

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They don't care if the president and chancellor had some awkward moments in press conferences.
I can attest to this. Witness the Wefald/Weiser PC after Huggs left KSU.

Frazod 06-17-2010 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 6828510)
I have not only focused on you I think Laz is pretty much the same breed of clown that you are and said that outright. Don't worry though, that is just your victim mentality popping up again.

I am not acting like I knew everything about this situation which is why I am not assuming anything. See, you HOPE a major conference would have picked us up. With everything riding on that kind of decision you went with HOPE. Hilarity.

For someone talking about pride so much I find it funny that instead of just thinking we need to be a little better to beat Texas you want to run off to another conference with your tail between your legs because they are too tough. Pride, my ass.

And feel free to take all the photographer shots you want. I hope someday you can do what you love, set your own hours, and be your own boss. I really do.

I guess you want the Royals to play the Yankees every night, too, because they're the best! LMAO

As for the realities of the inequities of college football, if you don't understand the massive unfair advantages a program like Texas has over Missouri, then I really can't help you. I guess if I'm not dumb enough to race a Corvette with my Impala, that means I have no pride too, right? THEY'RE BOTH CHEVROLETS, YOU bundle of sticks, HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF HONOR????? Hilarity, indeed. You're a regular laugh riot. I THINK I CAN, I THINK I CAN! Yeah, once every decade and a half or so. That kind of sucks for most people, but not you! I mean, 1997 was just yesterday, right?

As for your line of work, I really don't give a shit what you do, I just hope you're not as ****ing stupid doing it as you seem to be on this board.

Coach 06-17-2010 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish (Post 6828526)
I can attest to this. Witness the Wefald/Weiser PC after Huggs left KSU.

And look how it turned out now. Frank Martin.

Titty Meat 06-17-2010 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish (Post 6828314)
I think it's just a mindset for Mizzou and UNL fans. They just have it in their heads that they can't compete with UT. That's just not the truth.

lol wut?

WilliamTheIrish 06-17-2010 10:05 PM

lol wut? wut?

Coach 06-17-2010 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by billay (Post 6828971)
lol wut?

1-8 against Texas, Probie.

Pablo 06-17-2010 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish (Post 6828977)
lol wut? wut?

lol wut? wut in da but?

alanm 06-17-2010 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 6828070)
The Big 12 absolutely does not need anymore schools in their current state. I actually was happy to hear Beebe state that too. Adding an additional school from Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Missouri, or Iowa does not help this conference, at all.

Actually they may just need 2 more schools. The Big 12 has 8 bowl slots to fill. After this season they will play a round robin schedule. The north teams will have a rougher go at it and I can see that maybe 6-7 teams in the Big 12 at most will become bowl eligible. The Big 12 will end up losing revenue. I wouldn't count on Texas sharing any of theirs. :shake:

salame 06-17-2010 10:49 PM

It's a shame to see you walking around here with such a dry pecker billay

alanm 06-17-2010 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 6828145)
Once again... why the hatred towards Texas? What exactly did they do wrong here?

So they are the bad guy and deserve hatred on what grounds?

It's Nebraska's fault. They decided to go to a conference where money and television rights are shared equally and no one school is catered to. We're sorry. :(

|Zach| 06-17-2010 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish (Post 6828977)
lol wut? wut?

ROFL

Titty Meat 06-17-2010 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach (Post 6828991)
1-8 against Texas, Probie.

Coach again look at the scores of the games. I don't know one Nebraska fan that doesn't think they can't compete with Texas.

Titty Meat 06-17-2010 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by salame (Post 6829137)
It's a shame to see you walking around here with such a dry pecker billay

I'm glad me posting really chaps your dick.

LetsSignRussell 06-17-2010 11:10 PM

Ok --> I need someone to come up with a made up team name for a city in california.
Rep will be given if I love it.

salame 06-17-2010 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by LetsSignRussell (Post 6829193)
Ok --> I need someone to come up with a made up team name for a city in california.
Rep will be given if I love it.

oakland amberlamps

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XLsmYse0MC...mberlamps1.jpg

alanm 06-17-2010 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish (Post 6828314)
I think it's just a mindset for Mizzou and UNL fans. They just have it in their heads that they can't compete with UT. That's just not the truth.

Nebraska wasn't running away from Texas. They were tired of the commissioner and the rest of the AD's caving in to Texas's every wish.

alnorth 06-17-2010 11:18 PM

This slapfight isn't over yet?

Coach 06-17-2010 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by billay (Post 6829178)
Coach again look at the scores of the games. I don't know one Nebraska fan that doesn't think they can't compete with Texas.

Don't care about the score. A win is a win. A loss is a loss.

Sam Hall 06-17-2010 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by alanm (Post 6829202)
Nebraska wasn't running away from Texas. They were tired of the commissioner and the rest of the AD's caving in to Texas's every wish.

Good luck getting them to believe that.

Titty Meat 06-17-2010 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach (Post 6829213)
Don't care about the score. A win is a win. A loss is a loss.

Bullshit. Losing by less then a touchdown is competing William said UNL fans don't think they can compete with Texas. That's not true.

alanm 06-17-2010 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam Hall (Post 6829215)
Good luck getting them to believe that.

Yeah, well there it is.

Coach 06-17-2010 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by billay (Post 6829216)
Bullshit. Losing by less then a touchdown is competing William said UNL fans don't think they can compete with Texas. That's not true.

You can compete, no doubt. But you can't seal the deal. That's the difference.

Titty Meat 06-17-2010 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach (Post 6829226)
You can compete, no doubt. But you can't seal the deal. That's the difference.

I disagree. Nebraska will get them this year.

alanm 06-17-2010 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by billay (Post 6829216)
Bullshit. Losing by less then a touchdown is competing William said UNL fans don't think they can compete with Texas. That's not true.

Coach is right. Would of and should of won half of those games but didn't because the ball bounced Texas's way doesn't mean jack shit now. A loss is a loss is a loss. :shake:

Titty Meat 06-17-2010 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by alanm (Post 6829237)
Coach is right. Would of and should of won half of those games but didn't because the ball bounced Texas's way doesn't mean jack shit now. A loss is a loss is a loss. :shake:

Yea but it doesn't mean Nebraska can't compete vs Texas on the field is the point I was trying to make.

morphius 06-17-2010 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by alanm (Post 6829237)
Coach is right. Would of and should of won half of those games but didn't because the ball bounced Texas's way doesn't mean jack shit now. A loss is a loss is a loss. :shake:

Yeah, but in their favor look at the coach that they are having to rebuild from...

WildTurkey 06-17-2010 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by salame (Post 6829201)

Epic Beard Man Rep...... :clap:

alanm 06-17-2010 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by morphius (Post 6829253)
Yeah, but in their favor look at the coach that they are having to rebuild from...

Hell Callahan should of won 1 of the 2 games he had with them. Huskers need a 1st down to seal the win and do so and then cough up the ball on the play. Texas kicks FG with seconds to play. :banghead::banghead::banghead::cuss:

BWillie 06-18-2010 12:33 AM

If Nebraska starts stealing Iowa's recruits I'm gonna be pissed. Ferentz can usually do more with less but the hawkeyes last two recruiting classes were pry worse than ku's

Titty Meat 06-18-2010 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 6829314)
If Nebraska starts stealing iowas recruits I'm gonna be passed. Ferentz can usually do more with less but the hawkeyed last two recruiting classes were pry worse than ku's

Looks like it's between Nebraska and Iowa for Zach Sterup? He's from Nebraska. It's also between Nebraska and Iowa for Christian French. Both are top 150 rated players.

ROYC75 06-18-2010 01:13 AM

Texas politicians want Houston to join the B12 ........ Isn't there enough schools from Texas in the B12 ? Just doesn't make any sense to me, already enough coverage in the Houston market .

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefoot...ball;headlines

BWillie 06-18-2010 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ROYC75 (Post 6829342)
Texas politicians want Houston to join the B12 ........ Isn't there enough schools from Texas in the B12 ? Just doesn't make any sense to me, already enough coverage in the Houston market .

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefoot...ball;headlines

It's stupid. I'm going to shoot myself if the Big 12 brings in anymore Texas schools. Worthless. Yes, I'm even talking about you TCU. As far as realistic possibilities, you could try getting Arkansas, Arizona, Arizona State, New Mexico. I really don't know why Arkansas would be stupid enough to leave the SEC, but there are "reports". For AZ and ASU it would actually be a good move for them, but Texas would likely black ball it. If you aren't worried about starting a conference arms race, you could try to get Louisville, Cincinnati, or South Florida.

mikeyis4dcats. 06-18-2010 07:15 AM

If NU can compete with Texas, then KSU must absolutely dominate them, because you know, a break here and there, and KSU would maybe be undefeated against UT.

ArrowheadHawk 06-18-2010 11:24 AM

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RustShack 06-18-2010 11:33 AM

im with jerry jones on this one. lets get arkansas and notre dame
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siberian khatru 06-18-2010 11:41 AM

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Titty Meat 06-18-2010 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats. (Post 6829435)
If NU can compete with Texas, then KSU must absolutely dominate them, because you know, a break here and there, and KSU would maybe be undefeated against UT.

K-state does dominate Texas.

Frazod 06-18-2010 01:15 PM

http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/201...ontent=Twitter


Meet the Texas Longhorns: The Biggest Coward Program in College Football


Clay Travis
Senior NCAA Writer


Conference realignment died because the Texas football program is made up of cowards who are aware that the Longhorns program can't compete at the top levels of the SEC or the Pac-10. That's what your takeaway from the past two weeks of conference realignment really needs to be. Yep, the state that values masculine swagger more than any other in the nation features a top football program that is yella.
All hat, no cattle.

The Longhorns had offers to move on to compete with top echelon talent in the SEC and the Pac-10. Instead, like recalcitrant female cattle, they balked, choosing to remain in a weakened Big 12 that is minus two of the traditional powers in the league.

How bad is Texas' schedule now even with a round-robin nine-game slate to come in 2012? It's likely the Longhorns will have one top 25 conference game a season, the annual Texas-Oklahoma tussle in October. Meaning Texas will try and back door its way into the BCS title game each season by avoiding challenges rather than competing with the best in college football.

If Sam Houston had known the cowardice of the Longhorns in 2010, he would have forgotten the Alamo.

What's more, while Texas is a coward in the larger universe of college football, the Longhorns are a bully in their own conference, the equivalent of a mob boss extracting loyalty payments from the five weakest members. Why did Texas (along with Oklahoma and Texas A&M) take a larger share of contractual payouts owed by Colorado and Nebraska for leaving the conference?

Because it could.

But that's how bullies always behave, right?

They beat up on the weak and then get their asses kicked or turn tail when someone steps to them. Ask Colt McCoy and Texas about that. The Longhorns quarterback threw for 4 billion yards in his career against the sisters of the poor defenses in the Big 12. He lasted for less than a full quarter against an SEC defense. Yep, the SEC and the Pac-10 would have been the barbed wire to Texas' BCS title dreams.

And that's what the Longhorns feared more than anything. Once it joined the SEC or the Pac-10, Texas is just another program, packing a six-shooter with no bullets. Waving that gun around in the air and yelling ain't scaring away Marcell Dareus on the blitz. He's calling your bluff and slapping you with your own empty gun. People might start to realize that for all the swagger, the Longhorns have just one national title in the past 39 years, nearly two generations of failing to capture the ultimate prize. They might also realize that most years, Texas can't even get past Oklahoma, the overrated team you've last seen being stomped by whatever opponent the Sooners draw in the BCS games, title or otherwise.

That's because when it comes to Texas football, the perception of success is much greater than the reality of success. Hell, give Texas credit though, at least it's the best of a bad lot. What can you say for Oklahoma or Texas A&M? Two ostensible rival schools that had the opportunity to prove they could stand on their own in the new world order of college athletics and instead hid behind Texas' skirt. In Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare wrote during his famous balcony scene, "It is the East and Juliet is the sun!" If the bard dove into the mess that is the Big 12, he could adopt the same phraseology, "It is the Big 12 and Texas is the sun!

Because never in the history of college athletics has one program so dominated the puny conference sisters it surrounds itself with. Texas is not just the sun, but the moon and the stars, while the rest of the teams in the conference are its piddling orbiting satellites. It's only a matter of time, one would think, before the Longhorns demand the gate for games they play on the other school's campus.

That's what mob bosses do, they take and take and take until someone kills them.

You think anyone in the Big 12 has the stones to step to Texas?

Hell no.

And if you've cast your conference lot with a program that doubles as the sun, moon and stars, it might be worth asking how you ever compete with that school. Do you think Texas is ever losing a recruit to a program that voluntarily turned over its millions so you could continue to be extorted in the future? Does the mob boss have a smaller house than the poor schmuck he takes down for more money? Those are rhetorical questions. And there's your answer right there, every other school in the conference has no desire to be number one. They're just comfortable basking in the penumbra of Texas' exaggerated greatness.

Of course, the ultimate irony of this entire mess is that the joke is on all college football fans. All of us, the poor sots who tramp to our respective campuses each week in an effort to determine the best team in the nation. Because we've actually created a BCS system that encourages bullying cowardice like Texas'. Instead of forcing the best to compete and crowning a champion on the field by rewarding the two best teams, we've created a system where avoiding challenges and beating up on weaker programs gives you an automatic invite to the BCS title game.

How else to explain Texas and Oklahoma appearing in six BCS title games between them and racking up a bully-like 2-4 record with an average margin of defeat of more than 18 points in those games? Texas isn't just a coward, it is gaming the system, rigging the results to allow it a position it can't earn on the field.

In the end we're left with only one conclusion: Deep in the heart of Texas lives a football program of cowards.

Time for a new burnt orange slogan:

Hook 'em ... unless you can run and hide from 'em.

Los Pollos Hermanos 06-18-2010 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 6830322)
Conference realignment died because the Texas football program is made up of cowards who are aware that the Longhorns program can't compete at the top levels of the SEC or the Pac-10.

I believe Texas would have dominated the Pac-10.

mlyonsd 06-18-2010 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 6830322)
http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/201...ontent=Twitter


Meet the Texas Longhorns: The Biggest Coward Program in College Football


Clay Travis
Senior NCAA Writer


Conference realignment died because the Texas football program is made up of cowards who are aware that the Longhorns program can't compete at the top levels of the SEC or the Pac-10. That's what your takeaway from the past two weeks of conference realignment really needs to be. Yep, the state that values masculine swagger more than any other in the nation features a top football program that is yella.
All hat, no cattle.

The Longhorns had offers to move on to compete with top echelon talent in the SEC and the Pac-10. Instead, like recalcitrant female cattle, they balked, choosing to remain in a weakened Big 12 that is minus two of the traditional powers in the league.

How bad is Texas' schedule now even with a round-robin nine-game slate to come in 2012? It's likely the Longhorns will have one top 25 conference game a season, the annual Texas-Oklahoma tussle in October. Meaning Texas will try and back door its way into the BCS title game each season by avoiding challenges rather than competing with the best in college football.

If Sam Houston had known the cowardice of the Longhorns in 2010, he would have forgotten the Alamo.

What's more, while Texas is a coward in the larger universe of college football, the Longhorns are a bully in their own conference, the equivalent of a mob boss extracting loyalty payments from the five weakest members. Why did Texas (along with Oklahoma and Texas A&M) take a larger share of contractual payouts owed by Colorado and Nebraska for leaving the conference?

Because it could.

But that's how bullies always behave, right?

They beat up on the weak and then get their asses kicked or turn tail when someone steps to them. Ask Colt McCoy and Texas about that. The Longhorns quarterback threw for 4 billion yards in his career against the sisters of the poor defenses in the Big 12. He lasted for less than a full quarter against an SEC defense. Yep, the SEC and the Pac-10 would have been the barbed wire to Texas' BCS title dreams.

And that's what the Longhorns feared more than anything. Once it joined the SEC or the Pac-10, Texas is just another program, packing a six-shooter with no bullets. Waving that gun around in the air and yelling ain't scaring away Marcell Dareus on the blitz. He's calling your bluff and slapping you with your own empty gun. People might start to realize that for all the swagger, the Longhorns have just one national title in the past 39 years, nearly two generations of failing to capture the ultimate prize. They might also realize that most years, Texas can't even get past Oklahoma, the overrated team you've last seen being stomped by whatever opponent the Sooners draw in the BCS games, title or otherwise.

That's because when it comes to Texas football, the perception of success is much greater than the reality of success. Hell, give Texas credit though, at least it's the best of a bad lot. What can you say for Oklahoma or Texas A&M? Two ostensible rival schools that had the opportunity to prove they could stand on their own in the new world order of college athletics and instead hid behind Texas' skirt. In Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare wrote during his famous balcony scene, "It is the East and Juliet is the sun!" If the bard dove into the mess that is the Big 12, he could adopt the same phraseology, "It is the Big 12 and Texas is the sun!

Because never in the history of college athletics has one program so dominated the puny conference sisters it surrounds itself with. Texas is not just the sun, but the moon and the stars, while the rest of the teams in the conference are its piddling orbiting satellites. It's only a matter of time, one would think, before the Longhorns demand the gate for games they play on the other school's campus.

That's what mob bosses do, they take and take and take until someone kills them.

You think anyone in the Big 12 has the stones to step to Texas?

Hell no.

And if you've cast your conference lot with a program that doubles as the sun, moon and stars, it might be worth asking how you ever compete with that school. Do you think Texas is ever losing a recruit to a program that voluntarily turned over its millions so you could continue to be extorted in the future? Does the mob boss have a smaller house than the poor schmuck he takes down for more money? Those are rhetorical questions. And there's your answer right there, every other school in the conference has no desire to be number one. They're just comfortable basking in the penumbra of Texas' exaggerated greatness.

Of course, the ultimate irony of this entire mess is that the joke is on all college football fans. All of us, the poor sots who tramp to our respective campuses each week in an effort to determine the best team in the nation. Because we've actually created a BCS system that encourages bullying cowardice like Texas'. Instead of forcing the best to compete and crowning a champion on the field by rewarding the two best teams, we've created a system where avoiding challenges and beating up on weaker programs gives you an automatic invite to the BCS title game.

How else to explain Texas and Oklahoma appearing in six BCS title games between them and racking up a bully-like 2-4 record with an average margin of defeat of more than 18 points in those games? Texas isn't just a coward, it is gaming the system, rigging the results to allow it a position it can't earn on the field.

In the end we're left with only one conclusion: Deep in the heart of Texas lives a football program of cowards.

Time for a new burnt orange slogan:

Hook 'em ... unless you can run and hide from 'em.

ROFL This ought to keep the thread alive.

teedubya 06-18-2010 01:47 PM

**** Texas.

Pants 06-18-2010 01:54 PM

I think it's time we let this elephant die.

bowener 06-18-2010 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 6830322)
http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/201...ontent=Twitter


Meet the Texas Longhorns: The Biggest Coward Program in College Football

Holy hell, that was an awesome, astute, and accurate article on the state of Texas football in the Big 12. I really wish this was a world where a school like that would get left out of realignments somehow, and royally ****ed over by every other school in the NCAA.

vailpass 06-18-2010 03:02 PM

Texas would **** the Pac10 up. Putting aside your hatred for the evil overlord UT who beside SC would give UT a challenge?

the Talking Can 06-18-2010 03:17 PM

UT would Rapelburger the pac 10....

Sweet Daddy Hate 06-18-2010 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 6830322)
http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/201...ontent=Twitter


Meet the Texas Longhorns: The Biggest Coward Program in College Football


Beautiful content/can't beat OSU when it counts; think you could have whipped USC's ass under Carroll?

HAHAHAHAHAHA@Texass


Oh, and Rep. :clap:

WilliamTheIrish 06-18-2010 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ROR (Post 6830809)
Beautiful content/can't beat OSU when it counts; think you could have whipped USC's ass under Carroll?

HAHAHAHAHAHA@Texass


Oh, and Rep. :clap:

Didn't read the article, but did Texas not beat USC and Carrol head to head.

vailpass 06-18-2010 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish (Post 6830833)
Didn't read the article, but did Texas not beat USC and Carrol head to head.

It's a whiner's article written by a hater. As if you can blame UT for working out a deal where they are king, earning immense revenue and running their own network.
Why would you want to be an employee in the Pac10 or SEC when you can be the boss in the B12?

DeezNutz 06-18-2010 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish (Post 6830833)
Didn't read the article, but did Texas not beat USC and Carrol head to head.

No one should talk shit on Texas. We help support this institution, after all.

AustinChief 06-18-2010 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish (Post 6830833)
Didn't read the article, but did Texas not beat USC and Carrol head to head.

yeah, let's look at the ACTUAL record..


2007- W over Az St
2005- NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP W over USC
2003- LOSS to Washington St
2001- W over Wash
2000- LOSS to Stanford
2000- LOSS to Oregon
1999- W over Stanford
1998- LOSS to UCLA


That concludes the Mack Brown era... seems like 4-4 record with the wins coming more recently... I don't think Texas would DOMINATE the Pac-10... but they would be a favorite for sure.

ArrowheadHawk 06-18-2010 08:19 PM

An anual USC vs UT game would be the shit. there is still an alliance with the conference. Make it happen.
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patteeu 06-18-2010 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 6827090)
That is great news, thanks!

Two additions to what was already said:

1) The money that KU, MU, KSU, et al are "giving up" to Texas and the other bigs is really in the form of a guaranteed floor meaning that if the upcoming TV revenues get those big schools to that floor on their own, the little boys won't have to really give up anything.

2) As far as scheduling is concerned, the word is that in football, everyone would play everyone else once (9 games) leaving 3 non-conference opportunities and in basketball, everyone would play a home and home with all 9 conference opponents (18 games).

Edit: Oops, I thought I was on the last page, but I was way behind. Sorry if this has already been clarified.

Pitt Gorilla 06-19-2010 02:15 PM

Cornhusker fan sounds off:

http://www.whotv.com/videobeta/5a734...ion-6-13-2010-

Frazod 06-19-2010 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla (Post 6831967)

You know, that guy does have more than a passing resemblance to Bugeater..... :hmmm:

DaKCMan AP 06-24-2010 07:43 AM

OU prez says Sooners, A&M got invite from SEC

By MURRAY EVANS
Associated Press Writer

ARDMORE, Okla. -- The president of the University of Oklahoma said Wednesday that his school and Texas A&M both received invitations to join the Southeastern Conference during the last round of conference realignment.

Although Oklahoma ended up remaining in the Big 12, university president David Boren said the Sooners had offers from both the SEC and the Pac-10. Boren spoke with reporters after a regents meeting for almost 40 minutes about the conference realignment process.

"I'll put it this way - we were well positioned for whatever worked out," Boren said.

SEC spokesman Craig Pinkerton said he was "not in a position to comment" on what Boren said. Boren declined to say who in the SEC issued the invitation, only that that person had the authority to do so.

Boren said the Pac-10 offer was for five Big 12 schools - Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Texas, Texas A&M and Texas Tech - to join as a group. Pac-10 Commissioner Larry Scott visited the schools earlier this month to extend the invitations.

"The invitation was really to the group," Boren said. "It had to be, because you couldn't have our teams all flying to the Pacific coast every week to play games. There had to be an eastern division of schools."

Boren said the SEC extended offers only to Oklahoma and Texas A&M, both of which opted to stay in a slimmed-down Big 12 after Colorado left for the Pac-10 and Nebraska left for the Big Ten. Because the SEC offer didn't include two of the Sooners' key rivals, Oklahoma State and Texas, Boren said he didn't consider it a good option.

"There was a time when A&M thought they were going to the SEC and they very much wanted us to go with them," Boren said. "Oklahoma, in the whole thing, we were positioned in a way where virtually we could not have lost."

Last Friday, Oklahoma State president Burns Hargis confirmed that his school "never had an offer" from the SEC, "so it was never anything to consider." Both he and Boren expressed a strong interest in sticking together through any future conference realignment.

"Had the Pac-10 thing fallen apart, had the Big 12 minus two not been put back together, we would have probably ended up having much more serious conversations with the SEC, and (asked) would they take OSU and Texas, for example," Boren said. "It never got to that."

Boren characterized the Pac-10 offer as one that obviously had been researched and planned, while the SEC's offer was "more of a reaction to the situation. When they saw that the Big 12 might be no more, that all the schools might go somewhere else, they then started thinking about 'Who would we want?'"

Scott said the Pac-10 offer went nowhere because Texas decided against it. Boren said it "basically fell apart because of the difference of opinion in Texas" regarding Texas A&M's interest in the SEC.

"One school doesn't like the other one to tell them what to do," Boren said, referring to Texas and Texas A&M.

Texas A&M president R. Bowen Loftin was out of his office Wednesday. In a June 14 letter posted on the school's website, he said that by remaining a member of the Big 12, "We were able to more than double our financial return to the levels being offered by other conferences."

Loftin added that another consideration in staying in the conference was maintaining Texas A&M's "strong foothold" in the state and preserving longtime rivalries.

Big 12 athletic directors met this week in Irving, Texas, to discuss the conference's future. Commissioner Dan Beebe said the Big 12 has "no interest in expansion" and that it was "not a consideration" at the meeting.

"There is a great deal of excitement about the future of the conference," Beebe said in a statement. "Our member institutions look forward to the continuation of excellent competition and providing outstanding experiences for our student-athletes. The 10-school model is one that is extremely attractive and provides the opportunity for continued long-term success."
AP Sports Writers Chris Duncan in Houston and Jeff Latzke in Oklahoma City contributed to this report.

Read more: http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/06/2...#ixzz0rmHr06UY

Sam Hall 06-24-2010 08:05 AM

Quote:

1. I'm not a lawyer and I don't play one in the paper, but I do know several attorneys and they tell me they don't expect Nebraska and Colorado to have to pay the entire exit fee, or damages, or whatever you want to call it, to the Big 12.

First, there's the word "damages.'' The remaining Big 12 schools must prove that NU and CU damaged the league by leaving. That might be hard to do in light of the (reckless) rhetoric last week, with Big 12 commish Dan Beebe and others talking about how the league was now better without NU and CU, how the remaining schools stood to make more money, how it would be a much better basketball league (Frank Martin and the Missouri governor both weighed in on that), etc. Those statements can and will be used against the Big 12 in proving that the league has been lessened or damaged.

Also, one attorney friend of mine said he expected NU to request emails from each Big 12 school to other conferences in the past year, to see who was saying what to which league. The attorney said he suspected some schools, including UT, might not want those emails made public in court.

Finally, a word about Harvey Perlman's "shots'' at Mizzou and Texas at the NU Regents meeting 10 days ago. A lot of folks got their dander up over that. It was clear then, and now, that Perlman was merely laying out his case for a future financial tussle with the Big 12. In other words, Perlman was stating that NU had to leave because Missouri was strongly hinting it wanted to leave, and Texas and others would not commit to staying in the league if both MU and CU left. It was a classic legal play, two moves ahead, by Perlman, nothing personal.

My attorney friends expect NU to have to pay something, but nowhere near what is being reported by media types in Texas, and more than likely half of that. We'll see. But the Big 12 case certainly looks like it has holes in it. It will be interesting, considering both Perlman and Beebe are attorneys.
http://www.omaha.com/article/2010062...second-guesses

ROFL

patteeu 06-24-2010 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Hall (Post 6840183)

Your author ought to get some lawyer friends who know something about the law.

Sam Hall 06-24-2010 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 6840193)
Your author ought to get some lawyer friends who know something about the law.

Harvey Perlman is a lawyer, so I'm not too worried about this:)

kepp 06-24-2010 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Hall (Post 6840302)
Harvey Perlman is a lawyer, so I'm not too worried about this:)

You shouldn't be. It's not your money that we're gonna take.

patteeu 06-24-2010 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Hall (Post 6840302)
Harvey Perlman is a lawyer, so I'm not too worried about this:)

:LOL:

Half the people involved in this on both sides are lawyers. Your confidence in Perlman is touching but naive.

Saulbadguy 06-24-2010 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 6840488)
:LOL:

Half the people involved in this on both sides are lawyers. Your confidence in Perlman is touching but naive.

So Perlman is the new Bill Callahan? Excellent. :clap:

ArrowheadHawk 06-24-2010 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 6840500)
So Perlman is the new Bill Callahan? Excellent. :clap:

:D Good one Saul.

vailpass 06-24-2010 11:22 AM

Boren said the Pac-10 offer was for five Big 12 schools - Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Texas, Texas A&M and Texas Tech - to join as a group. Pac-10 Commissioner Larry Scott visited the schools earlier this month to extend the invitations.

Wow. There would have been some disenfranchised folks on this board if the Pac10 deal went through.

Saulbadguy 06-24-2010 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArrowheadHawk (Post 6840503)
:D Good one Saul.

Seems like you remember Sam Hall sucking his cock at every turn as well, while the rest of the board knew he would be an absolute failure.

ArrowheadHawk 06-24-2010 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 6840519)
Seems like you remember Sam Hall sucking his cock at every turn as well, while the rest of the board knew he would be an absolute failure.

Bill Calihan, I still can't believe he even got that job. It was almost as fun as KSU haveing Ron Prince.

Sam Hall 06-24-2010 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 6840488)
:LOL:

Half the people involved in this on both sides are lawyers. Your confidence in Perlman is touching but naive.

Don't get too excited about building that new practice facility with the money from NU:)

Saulbadguy 06-24-2010 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArrowheadHawk (Post 6840521)
Bill Calihan, I still can't believe he even got that job. It was almost as fun as KSU haveing Ron Prince.

Yeah. At least we were fairly skeptical of him. After 06 I thought we had a decent coach that may win us some games here and there, but I knew exactly what he was after 07, a turd.

Callahan was outright worshiped by Sam Hall and the likes.

ArrowheadHawk 06-24-2010 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 6840526)
Yeah. At least we were fairly skeptical of him. After 06 I thought we had a decent coach that may win us some games here and there, but I knew exactly what he was after 07, a turd.

Callahan was outright worshiped by Sam Hall and the likes.

I just hope the same isn't said about me when it come to Turner Gill. Only time will tell but I will eat my crow if Gill sucks.

Saulbadguy 06-24-2010 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArrowheadHawk (Post 6840529)
I just hope the same isn't said about me when it come to Turner Gill. Only time will tell but I will eat my crow if Gill sucks.

I don't think it can come close to the Callahan worship that Sam Hall displayed, even if he wins 10 games in his first year.

BWillie 06-24-2010 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Hall (Post 6840183)

I think it has to do more w/ the contract than if they can prove damages. I'm pretty sure the Big 12 contract states you pay a penalty no matter what of a certain % for each year you do not give adequate notice.

mikeyis4dcats. 06-24-2010 07:22 PM

the Big 12 was formed under Delaware corporate law, which is the most thoroughly validated corporate law in the country. I'm quite sure whomever drafted the charter made a pretty strong contract.


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