Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 11107336)

tk13 clearly stands for "Totally Kill 13," revealing his homicidal tendencies towards Steve Bono.

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11107331)

ROFL This was better than the last roast that had no good dirt. Anytime you get another name like this that has no dirt, just pick your own. There's a bunch of people here who don't have the nuts to put themselves out there like a lot of us do. You've been salivating over my roast, SNR. Admit it. Because I've been real on here for a decade. How impossible is it to roast someone who's been here a decade that hasn't spent one day being their true selves on here? I get it.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 11107327)

:) I didn't realize that I was writing an old and used joke with that one, but probably should have figured so.

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11107346)

Arrested Development was all over that, from TheRapist to Analrapist [part analysis, part therapy].

Always Sunny had Charlie trying to pose as a Philanthrapist, then blurting out that he's a 'full on rapist.'

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 11107345)

I've been trying to save myself for the day since this got started, but as you can see that hasn't worked out very well. Your name turns up in probably 1 out of every 4 roasts I write.

Take Taco John for instance. I'd love to roast Taco John. But the entire time I would be roasting him, I'd be thinking about Flopnuts.

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11107350)

I know, my friend. I know. If you were here I'd buy you a bowl of soup to comfort you. That day is coming. And I shall come on that day as well...

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11107350)

I know, my friend. I know. If you were here I'd buy you a bowl of soup to comfort you. That day is coming. And I shall come on that day as well...

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 11107353)

A bowl of soup? You cheap ****.

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 11107353)

A bowl of soup? You cheap ****.

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11107367)

Ever had Pho? That shit is delicious.

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 11107369)

it's glorified ramen

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 11107369)

it's glorified ramen

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11107377)

I'd take glorified Ramen over poverty Claynus chow.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 11107334)

Yeah, I spent a few seconds thinking of some shit that would make tk13 roastable, but failed miserably.

For whatever reason, I always associated the name, "tk13" with a gun... I always just figured he was one of these gun enthusiast geeks, but I assume I am probably way off on that. I wouldn't know if I am right or wrong about that anyways, for I never read any gun enthusiast threads or anything about guns in general. So I have no ****ing clue what tk13 stands for

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 11107336)

tk13 clearly stands for "Totally Kill 13," revealing his homicidal tendencies towards Steve Bono.