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ThaVirus 04-05-2023 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MarkDavis'Haircut (Post 16891105)
The game of your people.

It was invented by a white man. ROFL

I'm white so it works for me either way.

Staylor is Cuban. He might be mostly European but we don't claim him. Right, brother!?!

LoneWolf 04-05-2023 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by The Franchise (Post 16891041)
She pointed at her ring finger after the game? The humanity! Like that’s never been done in the history of sports.

All it sounds like to me is some of you guys got your feelings hurt that the team you wanted to win…didn’t. Suck it up, snowflake.

Cmon, man. It's not about pointing at her finger. It's the intentionally following her around the court taunting her after the game in hopes of getting a reaction. Would you have been OK with Kelce following Hilton up the tunnel after the AFC Championship game screaming "Burrowhead my ass" in his face? Who gives a shit that one player was black and one was white. They both could have been dressed up like ****ing teletubbies and would still be the same thing. One girl was ****ing classless and then tried to play the race/victim card afterwards to justify her lack of class. Bayou Barbie can **** all the way off with that shit.

The Franchise 04-05-2023 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 16891182)
Cmon, man. It's not about pointing at her finger. It's the intentionally following her around the court taunting her after the game in hopes of getting a reaction. Would you have been OK with Kelce following Hilton up the tunnel after the AFC Championship game screaming "Burrowhead my ass" in his face? Who gives a shit that one player was black and one was white. They both could have been dressed up like ****ing teletubbies and would still be the same thing. One girl was ****ing classless and then tried to play the race/victim card afterwards to justify her lack of class. Bayou Barbie can **** all the way off with that shit.

Would I have been okay with Kelce doing that? Yep. Talk shit and you’re going to get it back 100 times over. Just like I didn’t give a shit about what Juju did either.

ThaVirus 04-05-2023 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 16891162)
Wait, why is it disrespectful to waive your hand at a player standing at the three point line with the ball because you know they are incapable of making that shot. She is giving that player every opportunity to prove her wrong by leaving her wide open. That is 1000% different than following a player around giving them the "you can't see me" gesture and pointing to your ring finger in hopes of getting a response.

If Mahomes comes to the line of scrimmage and notices that the defense has a slow middle linebacker manned up with Kelce and Mahomes points at the linebacker to acknowlege that they are about to **** his world up with a seam route, is that being disprespectful to that player? If Mahomes hits Kelce on that seam route for a TD and then Mahomes runs up to the linebacker and gives the touchdown signal right in his face, is that disrespectful? They are two different things.

There’s obviously lots of nuance here.

It’s disrespectful because she should be playing defense on the ball carrier. If you notice that particular play, Iowa is running man defense. Clark should D up there but not only decided not to, but made a point to give that little hand wave gesture, which in America means you ain’t shit, in the process. The hand wave is really what pushes this across the line.

It’s not necessarily disrespectful to play to (or off of) your and your opponents’ strengths and weaknesses. Clark obviously felt like this was player had a very low chance of sinking a 3 so she falls back a bit to defend the lane. Again, if she had just done that- not disrespectful. It’s the act of the hand wave that does it here.

I’m not sure why everyone is so quick to absolve her of any blame because the ball carrier can prove herself or whatever. Did Clark not also have a 40+ minute period to win that game and save herself the gloating? On the same track, couldn’t she have simply NOT talked all her shit in the games leading up to this championship game? It doesn’t appear to me like any other Iowa players are catching shit from LSU except Clark. She really brought this on herself and that’s difficult to argue against.

I think both of your Chiefs examples could be considered disrespectful, as well. The pointing before the play would depend on the context since QBs are often pointing to defenders pre-play, but if Mahomes pointed at a LB on Kelce and was like “We’re about to **** up your whole life” and then threw a 40 yard seam on him, then yeah, that’s disrespectful af lol

LoneWolf 04-05-2023 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by The Franchise (Post 16891195)
Would I have been okay with Kelce doing that? Yep. Talk shit and you’re going to get it back 100 times over. Just like I didn’t give a shit about what Juju did either.

We will have to agree to disagree on that point then. I wouldn't have gone out and burned by Kelce jersey or anything, but I would have been disappointed in his actions. I did think Juju showed how immature he is with his tweets and video.

IowaHawkeyeChief 04-05-2023 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The Franchise (Post 16891195)
Would I have been okay with Kelce doing that? Yep. Talk shit and you’re going to get it back 100 times over. Just like I didn’t give a shit about what Juju did either.

Yes and that means you are classless. If it doesn't bother you then you be you...

BigCatDaddy 04-05-2023 03:26 PM

So does the LSU girl have a history of these theatrics or was it an isolated incident that targeted a white girl that everyone was fawning over? I don't watch enough women's ball to know.

Skyy God 04-05-2023 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 16891345)
So does the LSU girl have a history of these theatrics or was it an isolated incident that targeted a white girl that everyone was fawning over? I don't watch enough women's ball to know.

Iowa trash talker got some in return.

Predictable idiot freakout ensued.

BigCatDaddy 04-05-2023 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by unBelizable (Post 16891369)
Iowa trash talker got some in return.

Predictable idiot freakout ensued.

So this is the 1st time someone talked "trash" to LSU girl then?

IowaHawkeyeChief 04-05-2023 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by unBelizable (Post 16891369)
Iowa trash talker got some in return.

Predictable idiot freakout ensued.

Don't Belize it...

LoneWolf 04-05-2023 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by unBelizable (Post 16891369)
Iowa trash talker got some in return.

Predictable idiot freakout ensued.

Man faked trip to Belize with hot girlfriend. Predictable doubling down ensued when he was outed as a filthy liar.

IowaHawkeyeChief 04-05-2023 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 16891392)
Man faked trip to Belize with hot girlfriend. Predictable doubling down ensued when he was outed as a filthy liar.

LMAO... Trying to embrace it now with his username... Can't make that shit up.

Kiimo 04-05-2023 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by IowaHawkeyeChief (Post 16891333)
Yes and that means you are classless. If it doesn't bother you then you be you...

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MarkDavis'Haircut 04-05-2023 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 16891173)
Hell nah. This is my Ancestry map.

Note that I’m basically a ****ing Zulu Viking, hence why I say I’d deffo put Staylor in a triangle choke in the octagon. What’s he gonna do when I roll into battle with my face painted, butt ass naked with my dick swinging like my Pict and Gaul ancestors? He can’t do shit but submit!

That is a pretty cool map, dude.

Nice mixture of ancestors.

chiefzilla1501 04-05-2023 05:03 PM

these are young kids. competitors. I don't fault either one for playing with swagger and fire.

None of this would have been an issue if the adult in the room in south Carolina didn't throw the R card like red meat. The girl power crowd wouldn't have turned on Clark out of obligation. Reese wouldn't have been this upset about a team that really didn't do anything to her. We'd instead be talking about a great game with LSU and Reese playing well against a fiery competitor. Instead we have one side demonizing Clark and the other demonizing Reese, while Staley gets to slide back and celebrate the chaos she stirred up.

It's not about Reese or Clark. It's about Staley. At a time when popularity for the game soared that joy had to be dampened by making this whole game about social issues. She made it about herself and took away the moment from two teams who deserved to celebrate success

Megatron96 04-05-2023 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefzilla1501 (Post 16891451)
these are young kids. competitors. I don't fault either one for playing with swagger and fire.

None of this would have been an issue if the adult in the room in south Carolina didn't throw the R card like red meat. The girl power crowd wouldn't have turned on Clark out of obligation. Reese wouldn't have been this upset about a team that really didn't do anything to her. We'd instead be talking about a great game with LSU and Reese playing lights out against a fiery competitor. Instead we have one side demonizing Clark and the other demonizing Reese, while Staley gets to slide back and celebrate the chaos she stirred up.

It's not about Reese or Clark. It's about Staley. At a time when popularity for the game soared that joy had to be dampened by making this whole game about social issues.

Exactly.

The sad fact is now no one's talking about the game or how well the girls played, it's just a dipstick circus about the taunting and race.

ToxSocks 04-05-2023 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefzilla1501 (Post 16891451)

It's not about Reese or Clark. It's about Staley. At a time when popularity for the game soared that joy had to be dampened by making this whole game about social issues.

Chicks, man. This is what happens when you invite women into a man's domain. Feelings and dramatics and shit.

If this were Darrion Trammell vs Jordan Hawkins no one would give a shit.

LoneWolf 04-05-2023 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by IowaHawkeyeChief (Post 16891393)
LMAO... Trying to embrace it now with his username... Can't make that shit up.

The mods changed his username.

IowaHawkeyeChief 04-05-2023 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 16891481)
The mods changed his username.

That's even better, I should have known he wouldn't lean in to it...LMAO

alpha_omega 04-05-2023 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 16891345)
….I don't watch enough women's ball to know.

Neither does anyone else.

KCUnited 04-05-2023 06:06 PM

We really going to let a potential ThaVirus vs Staylor fight slip by us during the offseason?

They're both 2 of my faves so its a tough matchup to breakdown.

What we know:

ThaVirus: Impressive genealogy map, thanks for sharing. Plus he seems young and spry and I seem to remember him saying that he jogs to the gym for his workouts, or that may have been Silock. I also seem to recall that he was once dating a Black woman pushing to start a family so you know he can hold his own under pressure.

Staylor: A 6'3" 2 hundy Cuban. A natural fire in his belly and is an obvious Sean Taylor fan who was a real one himself. Little else is known but I'd offer up the speculation that at some point in his life he's had a pair of Cuban flag painted mini boxing gloves hanging from a rearview in something like a Maxima or lifted Jeep.

Analysis:

ThaVirus, while young, fit and eager, unless he has some Puerto Rican hiding in him somewhere, Staylor's potential, and completely stereotyped on my part out of CP brotherly love, exposure to some Golden Gloves type of boxing throughout his life makes him a matchup problem.

Edge: Staylor

staylor26 04-05-2023 06:11 PM

https://i.imgur.com/GeG6f5q.jpg

rico 04-05-2023 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 16891512)
We really going to let a potential ThaVirus vs Staylor fight slip by us during the offseason?

They're both 2 of my faves so its a tough matchup to breakdown.

What we know:

ThaVirus: Impressive genealogy map, thanks for sharing. Plus he seems young and spry and I seem to remember him saying that he jogs to the gym for his workouts, or that may have been Silock. I also seem to recall that he was once dating a Black woman pushing to start a family so you know he can hold his own under pressure.

Staylor: A 6'3" 2 hundy Cuban. A natural fire in his belly and is an obvious Sean Taylor fan who was a real one himself. Little else is known but I'd offer up the speculation that at some point in his life he's had a pair of Cuban flag painted mini boxing gloves hanging from a rearview in something like a Maxima or lifted Jeep.

Analysis:

ThaVirus, while young, fit and eager, unless he has some Puerto Rican hiding in him somewhere, Staylor's potential, and completely stereotyped on my part out of CP brotherly love, exposure to some Golden Gloves type of boxing throughout his life makes him a matchup problem.

Edge: Staylor

Lol they’ve had a few run-ins over the years haven’t they?

New World Order 04-05-2023 09:40 PM

Staylor survived Fidel Castro.

I think he's going to be just fine.

ThaVirus 04-06-2023 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 16891512)
We really going to let a potential ThaVirus vs Staylor fight slip by us during the offseason?

They're both 2 of my faves so its a tough matchup to breakdown.

What we know:

ThaVirus: Impressive genealogy map, thanks for sharing. Plus he seems young and spry and I seem to remember him saying that he jogs to the gym for his workouts, or that may have been Silock. I also seem to recall that he was once dating a Black woman pushing to start a family so you know he can hold his own under pressure.

Staylor: A 6'3" 2 hundy Cuban. A natural fire in his belly and is an obvious Sean Taylor fan who was a real one himself. Little else is known but I'd offer up the speculation that at some point in his life he's had a pair of Cuban flag painted mini boxing gloves hanging from a rearview in something like a Maxima or lifted Jeep.

Analysis:

ThaVirus, while young, fit and eager, unless he has some Puerto Rican hiding in him somewhere, Staylor's potential, and completely stereotyped on my part out of CP brotherly love, exposure to some Golden Gloves type of boxing throughout his life makes him a matchup problem.

Edge: Staylor

Wow, wtf! The betrayal!

This is ****ing hilarious, though LMAO

ThaVirus 04-06-2023 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by New World Order (Post 16891735)
Staylor survived Fidel Castro.

I think he's going to be just fine.

Damn, did he? I feel like he’s second generation so I don’t think he gets that communism boost. Plus he works in the Keys. There’s nothing rough about the Keys. There’s just a bunch of rich yuppies out there….. then again, the dude did survive the brutal Florida heat when he accidentally locked himself in the Brinks truck for a few hours.

Maybe Staylor do got dat DAWG in ‘im..

He does a lot of barking. He’s either a bitch ass Chihuahua or a Rottweiler. There is no in between.

BleedingRed 04-06-2023 08:53 AM

Yo I'm putting money on the underdog in that fight, I think Virus is going to cover the spread.

ThaVirus 04-06-2023 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by BleedingRed (Post 16892042)
Yo I'm putting money on the underdog in that fight, I think Virus is going to cover the spread.

YES!!

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Pablo 04-06-2023 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 16892035)
Damn, did he? I feel like he’s second generation so I don’t think he gets that communism boost. Plus he works in the Keys. There’s nothing rough about the Keys. There’s just a bunch of rich yuppies out there….. then again, the dude did survive the brutal Florida heat when he accidentally locked himself in the Brinks truck for a few hours.

Maybe Staylor do got dat DAWG in ‘im..

He does a lot of barking. He’s either a bitch ass Chihuahua or a Rottweiler. There is no in between.

LMAO

The truck story is what always comes to mind for me

The Franchise 04-06-2023 09:38 AM

How did I miss a brinks truck story? Where the hell is that at?

staylor26 04-06-2023 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by The Franchise (Post 16892109)
How did I miss a brinks truck story? Where the hell is that at?

Lol I posted a thread about it when it happened. It's not a brinks truck. It was one of my own armored courier service trucks.

I had a box of coin slide to the front of one of my older trucks. When I went in to get it the wind closed the door shut, and that's when I discovered that the inside handle to the back doors was broke. I had to beat on the back door until somebody heard me so I could tell them to go into the bank and get somebody. The fire department had to come and break the bullet proof windows to the front compartment to let me out the back.

htismaqe 04-06-2023 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by staylor26 (Post 16892134)
Lol I posted a thread about it when it happened. It's not a brinks truck. It was one of my own armored courier service trucks.

I had a box of coin slide to the front of one of my older trucks. When I went in to get it the wind closed the door shut, and that's when I discovered that the inside handle to the back doors was broke. I had to beat on the back door until somebody heard me so I could tell them to go into the bank and get somebody. The fire department had to come and break the bullet proof windows to the front compartment to let me out the back.

ROFL

Titty Meat 04-06-2023 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by BleedingRed (Post 16892042)
Yo I'm putting money on the underdog in that fight, I think Virus is going to cover the spread.

Sometimes I think me being an alpha intimidates you and affects the way in which you communicate with me

ThaVirus 04-06-2023 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by staylor26 (Post 16892134)
Lol I posted a thread about it when it happened. It's not a brinks truck. It was one of my own armored courier service trucks.

I had a box of coin slide to the front of one of my older trucks. When I went in to get it the wind closed the door shut, and that's when I discovered that the inside handle to the back doors was broke. I had to beat on the back door until somebody heard me so I could tell them to go into the bank and get somebody. The fire department had to come and break the bullet proof windows to the front compartment to let me out the back.

ROFL Oh, man, I'm sorry. I'm glad you're still with us but that is great.

https://media.tenor.com/ZRgPy4wsRxUA...killmonger.gif

Pepe Silvia 04-06-2023 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 16892103)

Cush Lash.

staylor26 04-06-2023 01:12 PM

I also forgot to mention that it just so happened to be a day where my driver called in sick last minute. There are two people in the truck 99.9% of the time. Between that, discovering inside door handle being broke, and me leaving my phone in the front compartment instead of my pocket while I work, it was a very unlucky shit storm of a situation.

ThaVirus 04-06-2023 03:09 PM

Nah, bruh. You just gotta own that fat L.

I really need a grassroots campaign to get back in the black here. Here are my stats:

Height: 5’9”
Weight: 175 soaking wet
Reach: Around
Fighting experience: Not a lick

Strengths:
-Speed and quickness. I’m basically a mongoose in human form. Mongooses are cousins to Ermines so Rain Man can attest that I’m lethal.
-I come from a line of factory workers, truck drivers and farmers on my mom’s side so you know I come from good stock.
-When I was 10 I punched my sister in the face when she tried to change the radio station from the back seat. She started bleeding immediately so you know these hands are rated E for everyone.
-My parents met in the military so I gain a +15% strength boost when fighting on American soil.

Weaknesses:
-I’m a lover, not a fighter
-Less than stellar eyesight

Buehler445 04-06-2023 03:26 PM

ROFL

This thread.

KCUnited 04-06-2023 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 16892800)
Nah, bruh. You just gotta own that fat L.

I really need a grassroots campaign to get back in the black here. Here are my stats:

Height: 5’9”
Weight: 175 soaking wet
Reach: Around
Fighting experience: Not a lick

Strengths:
-Speed and quickness. I’m basically a mongoose in human form. Mongooses are cousins to Ermines so Rain Man can attest that I’m lethal.
-I come from a line of factory workers, truck drivers and farmers on my mom’s side so you know I come from good stock.
-When I was 10 I punched my sister in the face when she tried to change the radio station from the back seat. She started bleeding immediately so you know these hands are rated E for everyone.
-My parents met in the military so I gain a +15% strength boost when fighting on American soil.

Weaknesses:
-I’m a lover, not a fighter
-Less than stellar eyesight

Most mocks have you going to West Africa in the late first but with your RAS there's no way you're making it past Scandinavia

BeMyValentine 04-06-2023 03:59 PM

We can make 700!!!

lewdog 04-06-2023 09:09 PM

Honest to God truth, isn't ThaVirus black?

Rams Fan 04-06-2023 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by staylor26 (Post 16892134)
Lol I posted a thread about it when it happened. It's not a brinks truck. It was one of my own armored courier service trucks.

I had a box of coin slide to the front of one of my older trucks. When I went in to get it the wind closed the door shut, and that's when I discovered that the inside handle to the back doors was broke. I had to beat on the back door until somebody heard me so I could tell them to go into the bank and get somebody. The fire department had to come and break the bullet proof windows to the front compartment to let me out the back.

In all of its glory: https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=300668

Rain Man 04-06-2023 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 16892800)
Nah, bruh. You just gotta own that fat L.

I really need a grassroots campaign to get back in the black here. Here are my stats:

Height: 5’9”
Weight: 175 soaking wet
Reach: Around
Fighting experience: Not a lick

Strengths:
-Speed and quickness. I’m basically a mongoose in human form. Mongooses are cousins to Ermines so Rain Man can attest that I’m lethal.
-I come from a line of factory workers, truck drivers and farmers on my mom’s side so you know I come from good stock.
-When I was 10 I punched my sister in the face when she tried to change the radio station from the back seat. She started bleeding immediately so you know these hands are rated E for everyone.
-My parents met in the military so I gain a +15% strength boost when fighting on American soil.

Weaknesses:
-I’m a lover, not a fighter
-Less than stellar eyesight


If he's comparing himself to an ermine, you don't want to mess with him. Or if you do, you have to ensure that he can't jump on your back and start biting your neck.

Bearcat 04-07-2023 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 16893137)
Honest to God truth, isn't ThaVirus black?

That does seem to be his goal...


Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 16892800)

I really need a grassroots campaign to get back in the black here.


ghak99 04-07-2023 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 16893137)
Honest to God truth, isn't ThaVirus black?

There's a one drop Viking rule, too.

We're going to have to ask him if he can swim.

Mr. Plow 04-07-2023 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 16892800)
Nah, bruh. You just gotta own that fat L.

I really need a grassroots campaign to get back in the black here. Here are my stats:

Height: 5’9”
Weight: 175 soaking wet
Reach: Around
Fighting experience: Not a lick

Strengths:
-Speed and quickness. I’m basically a mongoose in human form. Mongooses are cousins to Ermines so Rain Man can attest that I’m lethal.
-I come from a line of factory workers, truck drivers and farmers on my mom’s side so you know I come from good stock.
-When I was 10 I punched my sister in the face when she tried to change the radio station from the back seat. She started bleeding immediately so you know these hands are rated E for everyone.
-My parents met in the military so I gain a +15% strength boost when fighting on American soil.

Weaknesses:
-I’m a lover, not a fighter
-Less than stellar eyesight

LMAO:clap:

Mr. Plow 04-07-2023 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 16893137)
Honest to God truth, isn't ThaVirus black?

I think I asked this exact question at one point.

ThaVirus 04-07-2023 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 16893137)
Honest to God truth, isn't ThaVirus black?

Only when it's convenient.

JK.. did you see my ancestry map? I'm basically a Zulu Vikingr.

I need your support, buddy. I'm getting demolished in the court of public opinion here. You definitely think I would smash that lil bitch Staylor, right?!?

Rams Fan 04-07-2023 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 16893882)
Only when it's convenient.

JK.. did you see my ancestry map? I'm basically a Zulu Vikingr.

I need your support, buddy. I'm getting demolished in the court of public opinion here. You definitely think I would smash that lil bitch Staylor, right?!?

Only if you were on tren.

KCUnited 04-07-2023 01:47 PM

ThaVirus making his way to the ring

https://i.imgur.com/TNoU992.gif

ThaVirus 04-07-2023 05:42 PM

ROFL That dude is ****ing jacked. Absolute specimen.

ThaVirus 04-07-2023 05:43 PM

Confession: I can’t grow a beard to save my dick. My mustache is sparse, like when you’re 14 and trying to grow out your facial hair. And I don’t even have that connecting piece to rock the quintessential goatee.

Sadly, those genes just weren’t passed along to your boy.

New World Order 04-07-2023 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 16893949)
ThaVirus making his way to the ring

https://i.imgur.com/TNoU992.gif

I haven't seen the Techno Viking in years...

Easy 6 04-07-2023 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by New World Order (Post 16894348)
I haven't seen the Techno Viking in years...

Yep, and it still holds up amirite... he's a krazy looking mfer

ThaVirus 04-07-2023 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ghak99 (Post 16893473)
There's a one drop Viking rule, too.

We're going to have to ask him if he can swim.

One, I’m offended.

Two, I’m basically amphibious.

Rams Fan 04-07-2023 08:22 PM

Can ThaVirus even bench 225?

ThyKingdomCome15 04-07-2023 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by New World Order (Post 16894348)
I haven't seen the Techno Viking in years...

He moves like a big white guy.

MatriculatingHank 04-07-2023 09:31 PM

Here it comes...

MatriculatingHank 04-07-2023 09:31 PM

https://ryanschultz.com/wp-content/u...18/05/7001.jpg

mlyonsd 04-07-2023 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MatriculatingHank (Post 16894577)

LMAO. Back in the early days we made note when a thread hit 100.

Titty Meat 04-08-2023 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 16894526)
Can ThaVirus even bench 225?

Can he cum?

LoneWolf 04-08-2023 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie (Post 16885611)
And you would be wrong. Unless there are some really really bad bball players on here. Almost any former male high school starter under 38 would mop the floor with her

I learned this the easy way. My freshman team was split into two teams in high school. My team scrimmaged against the varsity girls who were #4 in the state. I was so scared, I was like shit we are gonna get curbstomped by girls and everyone is going to make fun of us. We won by 52. And the scrubs played, alot.

Front runner for dumbest post of 2023.

ThaVirus 04-08-2023 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 16894526)
Can ThaVirus even bench 225?

Oh, yeah. Easily.

If I was at the combine I’m thinking I could pump out 10. Maaaaaybe 12 but I think that’s pushing it.

Rams Fan 04-08-2023 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 16894741)
Oh, yeah. Easily.

If I was at the combine I’m thinking I could pump out 10. Maaaaaybe 12 but I think that’s pushing it.

Bouncing the bar off your chest doesn't count.

I don't know if you could beat staylor in a 1 v 1 fight unless you fight dirty.

lewdog 04-08-2023 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 16893882)
Only when it's convenient.

JK.. did you see my ancestry map? I'm basically a Zulu Vikingr.

I need your support, buddy. I'm getting demolished in the court of public opinion here. You definitely think I would smash that lil bitch Staylor, right?!?

staylor is a classic beta profile trying to disguise his weakness with what he thinks are alpha tendencies. Loud mouth arrogance matched with a jacked up 4x4 who thinks he's an MMA fighter because he wears affliction shirts (even to sleep).

Truth is he's a string bean pussy with yuppie tendencies. I have come to appreciate his sports takes though, but I won't let him know that.

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 16894343)
Confession: I can’t grow a beard to save my dick. My mustache is sparse, like when you’re 14 and trying to grow out your facial hair. And I don’t even have that connecting piece to rock the quintessential goatee.

Sadly, those genes just weren’t passed along to your boy.

This isn't a huge strike against you since you're black. There's two things black people can't do.....grow beards and swim. I'd suggest staying off the beach when you decide to kick staylor's ass.

Titty Meat 04-08-2023 12:04 PM

Viral dodging my question I see

ThaVirus 04-08-2023 12:08 PM

Lol.. you know I can, bb.

redfan 04-08-2023 06:48 PM

700+ post thread on a Chiefs message board about NCCAW basketball. In some weird way, this has to be good for her sport. Amazing job, CP.

staylor26 04-08-2023 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 16894768)
staylor is a classic beta profile trying to disguise his weakness with what he thinks are alpha tendencies. Loud mouth arrogance matched with a jacked up 4x4 who thinks he's an MMA fighter because he wears affliction shirts (even to sleep).

Truth is he's a string bean pussy with yuppie tendencies. I have come to appreciate his sports takes though, but I won't let him know that.



This isn't a huge strike against you since you're black. There's two things black people can't do.....grow beards and swim. I'd suggest staying off the beach when you decide to kick staylor's ass.

Sounds like projecting. People who use "alpha" and "beta" unironically tend to fit the profile you're describing.

Never claimed to be the baddest mother****er on the planet, but if there were a CP fight club, I'd definitely be in the top 5-10%.

Aren't you the guy that thinks muscles = ability to scrap? That's always a sign of somebody that can't actually fight.

"If I just look intimidating, I won't actually have to fight anybody"

LMAO

Easy 6 04-08-2023 07:23 PM

Virus, in light of your Nordic heritage can we get you to take the "white" side of an argument around here for once?

staylor26 04-08-2023 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 16895298)
Virus, in light of your Nordic heritage can we get you to take the "white" side of an argument around here for once?

Contrarians gonna contrarian bruh.

mlyonsd 04-08-2023 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by redfan (Post 16895280)
700+ post thread on a Chiefs message board about NCCAW basketball. In some weird way, this has to be good for her sport. Amazing job, CP.

Well to be fair some of these posts are about a cage match to the death, not women's BB.

lewdog 04-08-2023 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by staylor26 (Post 16895294)
Sounds like projecting. People who use "alpha" and "beta" unironically tend to fit the profile you're describing.

Never claimed to be the baddest mother****er on the planet, but if there were a CP fight club, I'd definitely be in the top 5-10%.

Aren't you the guy that thinks muscles = ability to scrap? That's always a sign of somebody that can't actually fight.

"If I just look intimidating, I won't actually have to fight anybody"

LMAO

You can have muscle and be a great fighter.

See Mike Tyson you moron.

staylor26 04-08-2023 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 16895307)
You can have muscle and be a great fighter.

See Mike Tyson you moron.

That's what you thought I was saying?

You're really dumb aren't you?

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staylor26 04-08-2023 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 16895316)
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Yea because CP is just full of alpha badasses LMAO

Half the people on here are old as ****.

The average person can't fight as it is :shrug:

lewdog 04-08-2023 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by staylor26 (Post 16895308)
That's what you thought I was saying?

You're really dumb aren't you?

I’m saying I’m Mike Tyson.

Do you not see my avatar?!

****!!!

staylor26 04-08-2023 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 16895326)
I’m saying I’m Mike Tyson.

Do you not see my avatar?!

****!!!

Ohh I get it now! I'm sorry Mike! I'm one of the few on here that isn't reeruned enough to think that Bruce Lee could beat you in a street fight!

Bearcat 04-08-2023 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by staylor26 (Post 16895321)
Yea because CP is just full of alpha badasses LMAO

Half the people on here are old as ****.

The average person can't fight as it is :shrug:

Of course not, there's a short list that's updated periodically.

Not sure fighting is really a requirement to make the list, or other useless skills beyond high school. :shrug:

staylor26 04-08-2023 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 16895337)
Of course not, there's a short list that's updated periodically.

Not sure fighting is really a requirement to make the list, or other useless skills beyond high school. :shrug:

I'd love to see BEP and Katipan go at it in the CP fight club.

I want Prison Bitch as my first opponent.


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