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RunKC 10-14-2018 04:57 PM

What are the odds that a Raider swings at Gruden or gets in his face?

I’m thinking it will happen by week 8 at this pace.

In58men 10-14-2018 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 13813636)
What are the odds that a Raider swings at Gruden or gets in his face?

I’m thinking it will happen by week 8 at this pace.

Has a play ever swung on a HC before?

I can see getting in his face

Demonpenz 10-14-2018 05:08 PM

not in the nfl but spree choked PJ Carlisimo

Demonpenz 10-14-2018 05:11 PM

he needs to stop crying and shove his emotions deep down and beat his wife and drink himself to death. ****ing millenials

Bewbies 10-14-2018 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 13813715)
he needs to stop crying and shove his emotions deep down and beat his wife and drink himself today. ****ing millenials

LMAO

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 10-15-2018 08:28 AM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Derek Carr averaged 0.1 air yards on his completed passes today per <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NextGenStats?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#NextGenStats</a></p>&mdash; Matt Harmon (@MattHarmon_BYB) <a href="https://twitter.com/MattHarmon_BYB/status/1051655688013799425?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 15, 2018</a></blockquote>
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lawrenceRaider 10-15-2018 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Rudy tossed tigger's salad (Post 13819121)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Derek Carr averaged 0.1 air yards on his completed passes today per <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NextGenStats?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#NextGenStats</a></p>&mdash; Matt Harmon (@MattHarmon_BYB) <a href="https://twitter.com/MattHarmon_BYB/status/1051655688013799425?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 15, 2018</a></blockquote>
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He looked even worse than that. Just pathetic.

ToxSocks 10-15-2018 09:25 AM

Gruden came in and successfully broke his QB.

LMAO

My god. I mean, we hoped for failure, but Jesus. Could anyone have expected THIS?

Released Crabtree, traded Mack, threw Cooper and Joseph on the trade block, aged his roster and broke his QB while running an outdated offense. Unreal.

Hammock Parties 10-16-2018 11:38 AM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Since he entered the league in 2014, Derek Carr has 121 completions that gain one-or-fewer yards.<br><br>Derek Carr - 121<br>Matthew Stafford - 112<br>Joe Flacco - 107<br>Drew Brees - 107<br>Alex Smith - 93</p>&mdash; Cian (@Cianaf) <a href="https://twitter.com/Cianaf/status/1052237767340687360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 16, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Buehler445 10-16-2018 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 13819285)
Gruden came in and successfully broke his QB.

LMAO

My god. I mean, we hoped for failure, but Jesus. Could anyone have expected THIS?

Released Crabtree, traded Mack, threw Cooper and Joseph on the trade block, aged his roster and broke his QB while running an outdated offense. Unreal.

And mother****ers wanted that piece of mother****ing dogshit to coach HERE. I was baffled when mother****ers would talk about it. And I was ready to be DONE with football if he or Cowher or Fisher would have gotten the job. I didn't like Reid, but at least he was competent and didnt' come from a booth. None of those other one who sucks the peniss could say the same.

Jesus **** that would have been the same disaster here as it is there and ****. Mother****ers wanted it.

Buehler445 10-16-2018 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 13822381)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Since he entered the league in 2014, Derek Carr has 121 completions that gain one-or-fewer yards.<br><br>Derek Carr - 121<br>Matthew Stafford - 112<br>Joe Flacco - 107<br>Drew Brees - 107<br>Alex Smith - 93</p>&mdash; Cian (@Cianaf) <a href="https://twitter.com/Cianaf/status/1052237767340687360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 16, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Christ and look how much older those other guys are. Even Smith - and he's thrown a ****load.

Gravedigger 10-16-2018 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 13822381)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Since he entered the league in 2014, Derek Carr has 121 completions that gain one-or-fewer yards.<br><br>Derek Carr - 121<br>Matthew Stafford - 112<br>Joe Flacco - 107<br>Drew Brees - 107<br>Alex Smith - 93</p>&mdash; Cian (@Cianaf) <a href="https://twitter.com/Cianaf/status/1052237767340687360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 16, 2018</a></blockquote>
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BUT ALEX WAS THE MOST ACCURATE PASSER IN THE LEAGUE!!

Red Dawg 10-16-2018 11:56 AM

Carr is a Raider and a very rich Raider. He deserves nothing.

Sweet Daddy Hate 10-16-2018 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 13822408)
And I was ready to be DONE with football if Gruden

I'm with it...

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or Fisher
DEFINITELY feelin' ya' there...

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or Cow-
Aaand stop the train. I would take Bill Cowher's embalmed and resuscitated corpse as my D-Coord over Buttons any day of the week, and ESPECIALLY on Sundays.
As a head coach? Probably not because as we are seeing with Gruden, if you come back to the game after more than a few years, it is very possible that you won't know how to adapt to the current game and you will flounder.

So, we are in agreement regarding the head coach job. That said, at least Cowher has a history with the Chiefs and more importantly, was a part of making our second best defensive era incredibly effective and exciting.

Buehler445 10-16-2018 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claysexual (Post 13822688)
I'm with it...



DEFINITELY feelin' ya' there...



Aaand stop the train. I would take Bill Cowher's embalmed and resuscitated corpse as my D-Coord over Buttons any day of the week, and ESPECIALLY on Sundays.
As a head coach? Probably not because as we are seeing with Gruden, if you come back to the game after more than a few years, it is very possible that you won't know how to adapt to the current game and you will flounder.

So, we are in agreement regarding the head coach job. That said, at least Cowher has a history with the Chiefs and more importantly, was a part of making our second best defensive era incredibly effective and exciting.

LOL Cowher isn't coming out of the booth to be a DC.

-King- 10-16-2018 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 13822381)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Since he entered the league in 2014, Derek Carr has 121 completions that gain one-or-fewer yards.<br><br>Derek Carr - 121<br>Matthew Stafford - 112<br>Joe Flacco - 107<br>Drew Brees - 107<br>Alex Smith - 93</p>&mdash; Cian (@Cianaf) <a href="https://twitter.com/Cianaf/status/1052237767340687360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 16, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Lmao thats kind of a funny list. The names on it show that the stat really means nothing though.
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FAX 10-16-2018 04:32 PM

Just watched the condensed version of the Faid game. Another example of misleading statistics, IMO.

Carr actually played pretty well in the first half. That o-line thought ... whoo.

I can see why he was dumping it off so much. I also think that was a big part of Chucky's gameplan, to be honest.

Carr's got nothing to work with there. Lynch can only carry the ball so many times and he's no spring chicken.

FAX

Sweet Daddy Hate 10-16-2018 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 13822844)
LOL Cowher isn't coming out of the booth to be a DC.

Never said he would. We're just talking talent here, that's all.

Buehler445 10-16-2018 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claysexual (Post 13823174)
Never said he would. We're just talking talent here, that's all.

Still don’t want his stupid ass here.

Sweet Daddy Hate 10-16-2018 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 13823338)
Still don’t want his stupid ass here.

Miles beyond Sutton.
A FAR better option.
Accept it.

TribalElder 10-16-2018 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 13737793)

ROFL

Buehler445 10-16-2018 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claysexual (Post 13823386)
Miles beyond Sutton.
A FAR better option.
Accept it.

Too dumb a conversation to have.

Red Dawg 10-17-2018 07:28 AM

So Brady is no longer blitz proof? His number are going down but I'm sure he will increase is steroid dose and be fine.

WhiteWhale 10-17-2018 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 13823035)
Lmao thats kind of a funny list. The names on it show that the stat really means nothing though.
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Maybe at first look, but think about it and it does mean something.

Rate those numbers out by taking pass attempts into account.

Over that time Alex has 2099 pass attempts.

Brees has 2685 attempts over the same span. Stafford has 2544. Flacco has 2452. Carr has 2480.

On a per-pass basis Smith smokes ALL of them in worthless lateral passing. With the others it just seems indicative of a high number of attempts.

In58men 10-17-2018 08:58 PM

https://247sports.com/nfl/new-york-g...ck--123448912/


Carr to Giants?

Chiefs Pantalones 10-17-2018 10:12 PM

Pretty sure Derek Carr is a vagina

Hammock Parties 10-18-2018 06:33 AM

https://247sports.com/nfl/new-york-g...zUtf5eXgd0MCds

La Canfora: Giants will trade for QB Derek Carr at The Combine

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Derek Carr is currently under contract with the Oakland Raiders through the 2022 season, but CBS Sports NFL Insider Jason La Canfora believes that he will soon be a member of the New York Giants as their next franchise quarterback.

In a very bold prediction, La Canfora asserted the Giants will trade for Carr this coming February at the 2019 NFL Combine after moving on from current starter Eli Manning this offseason.

"I think the big final play ... sort of how you look at their teardown. There were these incremental moves, and it finally ended at the draft when they move up to get Josh Allen. The final one will be Derek Carr and I don't think it will be close to the draft, I think it will be at the combine," La Canfora said on the Pick Six podcast with Will Brinson. "And ultimately what's the point of keeping Derek Carr? And if you have all this draft capital and you get a one plus something else for Derek Carr, which I think he can -- I'll call it right now, Derek Carr to the New York Giants. At the combine."

According to La Canfora, the logic on this proposed deal adds up because the Raiders will want to completely reboot the roster in first-year head coach Jon Gruden's image and that vision will not include Carr. On the flip side, La Canfora argues that everything first-year Giants general manager Dave Gettleman has done until now proves he does not want a complete reboot of New York's roster.

"That makes all the sense in the world to me. The Giants don't really want to rebuild. And they don't really want to admit they screwed up by not taking a quarterback, right?" La Canfora said. "So they trade what will be a fairly high [first-round pick] or maybe they do it for a future [first-round pick] if this one looks like it's going to be top two or three. I think that's what they do and they plug him right in there with Barkley, Odell and Shephard and [Evan Engram] and they try to keep that thing going."

There is certainly a lot to unpack here in La Canfora's prediction. For starters, let's just look at the salary cap implications of a proposed trade like this one and why they will make a deal very difficult to complete for both sides. Carr signed a six-year, $126.15 million contract extension in June of 2017. According to Spotrac, the Raiders have a potential "out" in Carr's contract this offseason when they can release him and only incur a $7.5 million "dead salary cap" hit on his $22.5 million 2019 salary cap hit overall. However, the salary cap ramifications get a bit trickier when a player is involved in a trade and it's unclear how much of Carr's 2019 cap hit (and beyond) would be required of the Giants to take on.

loochy 10-18-2018 07:02 AM

LMAO I don't think Carr has the mental fortitude to deal with playing under the scrutiny of New York fans and press.
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Sassy Squatch 10-18-2018 07:07 AM

Maybe he and OBJ can cry together.

old_geezer 10-18-2018 07:35 AM

The Giant's OL is a complete disaster and Carr is so good under pressure :rolleyes: . This would be fun to watch. :D

staylor26 10-18-2018 08:40 AM

Still have friends trying to tell me Carr is a good QB

“He doesn’t have the weapons Mahomes has!”

:facepalm:

They’re right. He doesn’t, but that’s clearly not the issue.

In58men 10-18-2018 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by staylor26 (Post 13825716)
Still have friends trying to tell me Carr is a good QB

“He doesn’t have the weapons Mahomes has!”

:facepalm:

They’re right. He doesn’t, but that’s clearly not the issue.

I have two friends myself who say the exact same thing.

I also get “he was an MVP candidate two years ago”!!

jdubya 10-19-2018 02:28 PM

And the train wreck continues lol

Ian Rapoport

@RapSheet
Sources: #Raiders RB Marshawn Lynch is out at least a month because of a groin injury. Lynch had his MRI this week. Oakland is on a bye, but the bad news continues.
12:02 - 19 Oct 2018
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592 people are talking about this

KChiefs1 10-19-2018 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdubya (Post 13828469)
And the train wreck continues lol

Ian Rapoport
[emoji818]
@RapSheet
Sources: #Raiders RB Marshawn Lynch is out at least a month because of a groin injury. Lynch had his MRI this week. Oakland is on a bye, but the bad news continues.
12:02 - 19 Oct 2018
948
592 people are talking about this



December is looking good.

DJ's left nut 10-19-2018 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by staylor26 (Post 13825716)
Still have friends trying to tell me Carr is a good QB

“He doesn’t have the weapons Mahomes has!”

:facepalm:

They’re right. He doesn’t, but that’s clearly not the issue.

I don't think Sam Darnold is going to be a true franchise-defining QB but I think he'll be a solid passer.

And he has WAY less to work with than Carr. His line isn't any better, his receivers are potentially worse (depending on which Cooper shows up). And he's looking like a genuine NFL passer with some decisionmaking issues. He's also a 21 yr old rookie.

What the hell is Carr's excuse?

The guy just isn't good.

In58men 10-23-2018 08:00 AM

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PunkinDrublic 10-23-2018 08:20 AM

I couldn’t have scripted the Raiders destruction any better. I love it. Carr is shit because the organization failed him. Second rate organization that is quickly becoming Cleveland west. POS fans deserve every bit of their misery.

Sassy Squatch 10-23-2018 09:22 AM

Derek Carr
@derekcarrqb
Replying to
@DCarr75
and
@ProFootballTalk
Don’t even waste your time with this big bro. On the ground I yelled get me up get me. Then I got to the sideline and yelled again. Not one tear. Not one time. There is the Truth. People will click on it because it sounds crazy. But stop playing with me.

bobbything 10-23-2018 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 13838276)
Derek Carr
@derekcarrqb
Replying to
@DCarr75
and
@ProFootballTalk
Don’t even waste your time with this big bro. On the ground I yelled get me up get me. Then I got to the sideline and yelled again. Not one tear. Not one time. There is the Truth. People will click on it because it sounds crazy. But stop playing with me.

I tend to believe this. If he had cried, you'd see his mascara running from a mile away.

staylor26 10-23-2018 09:27 AM

Jesus what a mess Oakland is right now

The Franchise 10-23-2018 09:30 AM

If you're Oakland....you HAVE to trade Carr now. You've ****ed that relationship up so bad and you might as well get something for him now. It's not like he's going to suddenly start playing well and up his value significantly.

RealSNR 10-23-2018 09:31 AM

I remember OMG RAIDERS OL!!!!! like 3-4 years ago.

Funny what happens when you actually have to pay these guys, though. All of a sudden I guess it’s NOT as much of a priority to have a good OL.

Interesting. That’s really interesting.

bobbything 10-23-2018 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by staylor26 (Post 13838283)
Jesus what a mess Oakland is right now

I haven't cared about the Raiders in a long time. But it's still hilarious to watch. Jesus Gruden is handed a $100 million check and immediately starts butt****ing the organization into its current demise by getting rid of any player with any discernible talent. Then, he gets in front of a mic and starts complaining that he doesn't have any good players.

I have thought for years that Gruden fancies himself much smarter than most people from watching his stupid segments where he dissects tape with a QB.

Now I just think he was an average coach who got lucky for three years with Rich Gannon.

Iconic 10-23-2018 09:56 AM

Meh I think what Gruden is doing is necessary. He knows he's not winning shit with Carr and that team is going to require a proper rebuild. Might as well eliminate the biggest cap hogs on the roster and start from the bottom up. He's going about this very differently than any other coach would in part because of his 10 year deal. He's just fixing that roster like a guy with that kind of time would.

But I still think he's ****ed. He took the job right when the best QB in NFL history emerged and it just so happened that QB is in his division. Bet he wishes he had taken the job in Tampa after seeing what Mahomes can do.

BryanBusby 10-23-2018 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by In58men (Post 13838148)

That sure sounds like Gruden anonymously shitting harder on his QB in the media.

KChiefs1 10-23-2018 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Pest (Post 13838290)
If you're Oakland....you HAVE to trade Carr now. You've ****ed that relationship up so bad and you might as well get something for him now. It's not like he's going to suddenly start playing well and up his value significantly.



Will someone give them a 1st rounder for him?

Raiders would have four 1st rounders!

wazu 10-23-2018 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KChiefs1 (Post 13838386)
Will someone give them a 1st rounder for him?

Raiders would have four 1st rounders!

If they find a team willing to take on his salary, that should be all the compensation required.

Buehler445 10-23-2018 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 13838293)
I remember OMG RAIDERS OL!!!!! like 3-4 years ago.

Funny what happens when you actually have to pay these guys, though. All of a sudden I guess it’s NOT as much of a priority to have a good OL.

Interesting. That’s really interesting.

You’re right. That is interesting. It’s also interesting that they didn’t pay those guys they’re not as good and they are currently ****.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobbything (Post 13838305)
I haven't cared about the Raiders in a long time. But it's still hilarious to watch. Jesus Gruden is handed a $100 million check and immediately starts butt****ing the organization into its current demise by getting rid of any player with any discernible talent. Then, he gets in front of a mic and starts complaining that he doesn't have any good players.

I have thought for years that Gruden fancies himself much smarter than most people from watching his stupid segments where he dissects tape with a QB.

Now I just think he was an average coach who got lucky for three years with Rich Gannon.

I absolutely hated it when dudes were wanting him here.

ChiefBlueCFC 10-23-2018 10:15 AM

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...Gaea4fLn5qHV_w

The Franchise 10-23-2018 10:17 AM

They have $67 million in cap space next year and they'll have the ability to get a shit ton more in the offseason.

Eureka 10-23-2018 12:30 PM

I think Gruden keeps Carr! Carr has been in a few different systems and the only time he was in the 2nd year of a system (2016) he took the Raiders to a 12-3 record. And that year was all on him while having a record setting crappy defense.

Does Mahomes have such a great year if he was learning a new offense this year? He had all last year to learn Reid’s offense and seems very comfortable in it.

Besides who replaces Carr?

TribalElder 10-23-2018 12:35 PM

the QB from oregon

DRM08 10-23-2018 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eureka (Post 13838901)
I think Gruden keeps Carr! Carr has been in a few different systems and the only time he was in the 2nd year of a system (2016) he took the Raiders to a 12-3 record. And that year was all on him while having a record setting crappy defense.

Does Mahomes have such a great year if he was learning a new offense this year? He had all last year to learn Reid’s offense and seems very comfortable in it.

Besides who replaces Carr?

Was not all on him. Raiders had a very strong OL blocking for him. He seems to struggle with pressure in the pocket. Not sure Gruden can help him fix that.

Pasta Little Brioni 10-23-2018 12:58 PM

Carr and a 2nd forBortles and a 1st

Red Dawg 10-23-2018 01:02 PM

Gruden is a total blow hard meat head but 3 first rounders is a lot and 67 mil is a lot. You can get better real quick. Problem will be over spending because he's not a coach players probably want to play for. Carr is also another problem. Chances are he will pick his own so they will be starting over.

Eureka 10-23-2018 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DRM08 (Post 13838926)
Was not all on him. Raiders had a very strong OL blocking for him. He seems to struggle with pressure in the pocket. Not sure Gruden can help him fix that.

That is a great point. I think Gruden recognizes that thus the selection of tackles in the last draft with their 1st & 3rd pick. Their center and guards are pro bowl players who are relatively young.

I think the Raiders will build around Carr because decent QB’s are hard to find.

Chief Pagan 10-23-2018 01:46 PM

I don't follow college, but I think Gruden has given up on Carr and wants his own guy.

He will ditch Carr.

Gruden is doing a full on NBA tank job. I think he is looking for the first overall pick so he doesn't have to give up picks to get his guy.

Does the NFL need a lottery pick system?

Eureka 10-23-2018 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Pagan (Post 13839128)
I don't follow college, but I think Gruden has given up on Carr and wants his own guy.

He will ditch Carr.

Gruden is doing a full on NBA tank job. I think he is looking for the first overall pick so he doesn't have to give up picks to get his guy.

Does the NFL need a lottery pick system?

I don’t think there is a sure thing at QB in next years draft. Or a QB 1st overall.

MahiMike 10-23-2018 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eureka (Post 13839395)
I don’t think there is a sure thing at QB in next years draft. Or a QB 1st overall.

We know one thing - there's no Pat freaking Mahomes!

Hammock Parties 11-08-2018 06:42 PM

no wonder this guy is a pussy

i mean just look at him when he was a kid

there's no way he was never not a pussy

https://i.imgur.com/l8VEccl.png

holy shit man LMAO

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/11/2f...525655a182.jpg

https://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn//e6d95a...45148c5f67.jpg

srvy 11-08-2018 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 13879055)
no wonder this guy is a pussy

i mean just look at him when he was a kid

there's no way he was never not a pussy

https://i.imgur.com/l8VEccl.png

holy shit man LMAO

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/11/2f...525655a182.jpg

https://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn//e6d95a...45148c5f67.jpg

Looks like Jim Acosta the CNN guy plus they both wear mascara.

Hammock Parties 11-08-2018 06:49 PM

LMAO

https://i.redd.it/eec4un2x2c301.jpg

Perineum Ripper 11-08-2018 06:52 PM

Every interception this guy throws from now on, needs to have this picture posted right after

Buehler445 11-08-2018 07:21 PM

Goddamn it there is a cartoon character I’ve seen somehewere along the way that looks hilariously similar. Goddamn I wish I could think of it.

Baby Lee 11-08-2018 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 13879135)
Goddamn it there is a cartoon character I’ve seen somehewere along the way that looks hilariously similar. Goddamn I wish I could think of it.

http://allhdwallpapers.com/wp-conten...it-ralph-2.jpg

Buehler445 11-08-2018 09:35 PM

I don't think it is Wreck it Ralph, but that's a good one. Seems like it was some frankenstein monster.

https://o.aolcdn.com/images/dims3/GL...0-1920-808.jpg

bigjosh 11-08-2018 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 13879055)


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Pasta Little Brioni 11-08-2018 11:11 PM

Bigger sissy than Freighters

Buehler445 11-08-2018 11:38 PM

Goddamn it, I can't find it, but this one is pretty funny too.

https://a1cf74336522e87f135f-2f21ace...redricksen.jpg

Hammock Parties 11-08-2018 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 13879069)

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Eureka 11-08-2018 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 13879055)
no wonder this guy is a pussy

i mean just look at him when he was a kid

there's no way he was never not a pussy

https://i.imgur.com/l8VEccl.png

holy shit man LMAO

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/11/2f...525655a182.jpg

https://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn//e6d95a...45148c5f67.jpg

Yeah, he might be a puss but he’s bigger than most at 6’4 225lbs and in great shape.

He has a HOT wife and plenty of $$$. Dude is living the dream and he may just end up being an average QB in the NFL. Not bad IMHO.

Hit’em while their up, hit’em while their down!

CasselGotPeedOn 11-08-2018 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eureka (Post 13879772)
Yeah, he might be a puss but he’s bigger than most at 6’4 225lbs and in great shape.

He has a HOT wife and plenty of $$$. Dude is living the dream and he may just end up being an average QB in the NFL. Not bad IMHO.

Hit’em while their up, hit’em while their down!

Sounds like you wish you were his wife.

Hammock Parties 11-08-2018 11:50 PM

Carr is not 6-4 225 LMAO

He's 6-2 214

Are you secretly in love with him?

rabblerouser 11-11-2018 03:13 PM

Overthrows wide open receiver on 3rd down.

Fake punt gets a first down so we can see more Carr suck.

rabblerouser 11-11-2018 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 13813636)
What are the odds that a Raider swings at Gruden or gets in his face?

I’m thinking it will happen by week 8 at this pace.

Is Marcus Peters a Raider yet? Odds increase if so...

TomBarndtsTwin 11-11-2018 03:17 PM

Need one of those vintage Derek Carr 2016 performances.

rabblerouser 11-11-2018 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by TomBarndtsTwin (Post 13885511)
Need one of those vintage Derek Carr 2016 performances.

13 play drive ends at the one with 0 points.

rabblerouser 11-11-2018 05:48 PM

AAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNDDDDD Carr throws the ball into the ground on 4th down, game over.

ROFL

Can they extend the contract they gave him??

eDave 11-11-2018 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 13879055)
no wonder this guy is a pussy

i mean just look at him when he was a kid

there's no way he was never not a pussy

Let's see your high school QB pics. You ****ing asshole.

petegz28 11-11-2018 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by rabblerouser (Post 13886120)
AAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNDDDDD Carr throws the ball into the ground on 4th down, game over.

ROFL

Can they extend the contract they gave him??

dumbest ****ing play of the season..I mean what the ****, he forgot what down it was.....


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