Giant meatballs cover a multitude of sins.
Even just one giant meatball.

I hope you do understand, sex done right is every girls favorite thing to do. There is nothing in their lives that is better than that. They think about it all the time. reeruned 13 year olds are ****ing married 30 year old hot teachers. Think about that for a moment.

Then let it sink in.

1) Get a program to read exif data on his pics.

2) Read exif data to see if you can figure out something about him (name of device, gps coordinates, etc)

3)?????????

4) Profit

Holy shit that's awesome

Hahahaha I just started to calculate how often I've taken a break since I first started having sex at 17.



holy shit I need a drink.

This thread needs Mor Selfies

Completely off-topic, but what's the best thing to do/say after awkward/bad sex?

welp

see ya later

Completely depends on why it was so bad...


I'm sorry.
I hope you at least came.
It gets bigger but it's kind of cold.
I'm fine, couldn't even feel it.
It's not blood.
It's not supposed to be blood.
Don't worry, it's blood.
I do.

Hey guys...Big gulps huh?
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Well, see ya later.

So, I am assuming you have no hobbies or interests other than sleeping with random women.

If you came across a woman at a bar who told you that her main hobby was to fool guys into thinking she was interested in them, get them to buy her a bunch of stuff, and then ditch them without ever sleeping with them, would you buy her a drink? Hopefully not.

Similarly, if you are 100% about just having sex with girls, why would they want to have sex with you?

Be a human and make your life about something. Right now you are a cardboard cutout of a person, which is very uninteresting. Getting a new chin won't change that.

Get a hobby, in other words.

At least you had sex.
How's your chin profile? That's all that counts.

Good chin = sloppy top

I think xztop123 needs to put on a wig and go out with Jim Jones. At least he will get some balls bounced off that weak chin.

I'd let him blow me

goddamn billay that's horrible

Still getting more than xtop

http://i.imgur.com/GBVJdIW.png

The pics he stole and threw up look like a poor man's dexter

I found your soul mate..you guys were made for each other

She wouldn't even **** this douche.

I can't believe I've ignored this thead. I need an update. Did you get a little stink on the old hang low or what?

He's been too busy measuring his chin to get laid.

So all I need to do is stop taking selfies and I'll start bedding 2 new girls a month?

Extremely doubtful.

Bit of advice if you are real.

Don't be a douche just relax be yourself and let nature take its course.

If all that fails buy a blow up doll.

So can I wear hats to cover up my balding?

I say keep making excuses about how you look, maybe that'll work for ya.

Not making excuses, you guys have to keep in mind that i've been on like 50-100 dates in the past 2 years... it's an insane amount of dates

Im like a ****ing borderline expert on this in some regards... even if im an idiot the human brain picks up on stuff when this is all you do

An excuse, by definition is a reason NOT TO do something.

I will be out all day, today, hitting on girls

Yeah, this ****in' guy has an abortion of a tattoo across his entire pale chest and he finds a way to get laid.

Must be the chin.

This is a plan worth developing. Thread burst regained?

Yea you seem like an expert on the subject, care to teach us how to get laid?

No ****ing shit.

TBH, OP is about as good looking as me, which is not a compliment or a shot, its just average.

And I have bedded more girls than I can count.

I mean, I'm no expert or anything, so it must be the chin~

Dude, but you've absolutely taken the shit about as graciously as anybody. If anything, you're at least pretty easygoing and resilient. That's infinitely better than the "woe is me" mentality.

Im an expert in people watching and analyzing the common variables among guys who do and dont get laid.

Although it's pretty easy to go to any college campus and notice the pale twinks who don't even bother dressing or styling their hair (because they know they have no chance regardless)

and the guys who do get laid.

I've just become expert of elucidating the specifics of what those things are

has he posted a pic?

How does a normal conversation between you and a girl you are talking to go..what do you talk about..do you just text..do you call and talk on the phone..do you ask her questions about her life and what she likes..how serious do you take conversations with them..do you joke when it's time to and serious when it's time

Women are smart..they can pick up fairly quickly and easily when a guy is out to just get ass..if you stop making it about getting ass quickly and make it about talking to them and making them comfortable with you..that will lead to sex faster than trying to play a stupid ass game or trying to be a smooth pick up artist

LOL. Unless your trolling hard this proves your no mult.

Get one of those little cams and an incognito mic so we can critique your game on the fly.

The only thing you've become an expert on is poor self esteem.

Girls can smell a lack of confidence from a mile away, the way sharks can smell a drop of blood in a million gallons of water... you could look like Brad Pitt but until you quit worrying about everything you dont have, you're always gonna be alone.

Take a look in the mirror, reach down and grab a pair and go hit 'em up without fear or regret.

Well while your analyzing the crowd deciphering whether girl A or B will take your seed or will they pass on you because your weak jawline. In the meantime normal Ned is walking out the bar with a girl A because he was interesting and didn't come across as a douche with predator eyes.

I have a good feeling pale twink is dipping the wick more consistently than you.

Completely true.

If you were an expert in people watching you would figure out what those guys are doing differently than you. It's not their jaw.

Bravo, sir.
The only advice this guy really needs.

Close the thread, main.

^^It's hard to fake it, but it can be done.
I used to at times when I was younger, and it worked.
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Where the **** is this "I'm balding" shit coming from? Jfc you're ridiculous.

I'm bald as **** and 24. I had sex this morning.

Jfc.

I have videos... I can post them if you think It's a safe/good idea

My lil' bro is bald, and bags on the regular.

Confidence gets thrown around as this abstract zen-like thing that you can muster up if needed.

When in reality confidence is a concrete term used to discern between "known-competence" "unknown competence" and "known incompetence"

The notion that confidence is an unwavering positive idea is absurd.

For instance, if I were to have supreme unwavering confidence I would bet my right arm that I can beat Lebron James in one on one.



One time I attracted a girl from "Jones pool" who was sitting next to Tysyn hartman.... I introduced myself as "God" to her, made her kiss my hand and ran this cocky ****ing douche game. I pulled her to my car and made out with her and when I tried to have sex she basically told me im not her type. And if I were Channing Tatum she would **** me.

True story, except she didn't plainly say the last part, just subtly. Girls will generally never openly reject you for being ugly, they will make reasons like "you're too rude, too cocky, too nice, ect"

WTF?

You've been recordi....

I'm out.

Sounds creepy.

This isn't the first time a message board full of guys wanted me to explain what im saying to girls. I thought why not? It's just me recording "hey whats up" hows your day, are you from here...

You should see what married Jamaal Charles does. He enters a venue, circles the club looking for hot white girls. Takes their numbers and leaves.

FTR. It sounds like you have no idea what real confidence is. And as Bruce Campbell would say:
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Try hitting on some men. The girls probably sense that things aren't quite right with you. They know when someone is playing for the wrong team.

Being gay would literally fix everything in my life... i can only wish

Try it out. Maybe it's for you. Of you want someone to test it out on I think Prison Bitch has made it clear that he's gay and looking.

I have GOT to see these.

Honestly man, you're over analyzing all of this, and that's part of the problem. Don't be recording shit.

This guy's a freak.

Instant HOC.

No reerun. ive been trying to get laid for 2 years as a full time job.

After about 8 months of failures I began to look for reasons and explinations as to why. I didn't enter this thinking I needed to record or that my looks were a problem.

No need for name calling.

I will excuse it, considering the sexual frustration and all;)

That's not an abnormal thought.

In puritian times I would have been hung 400 times over by now

Low IQ man focuses on wrong element of post

Look at the bright side. I'll bet Popeye would be jealous of your forearms.

I actually stood next to Tyler Bray in a bar when he first got here the summer after we drafted him. He didn't know anyone and i befriended him and tried to scrap off some of the girls that were coming up to him and hanging in his vacinity

Just stop. Smh.

THAT'S WHY YOU ARE A GOD DAMNED CREEP

I used to have a friend who was almost this bad, not a bad looking guy at all and he was a KILLER guitar player, a tool he didnt use nearly enough... he just overthought everything to the point that he lost focus of the main objective, like this guy.

"I've deeply studied and scientifically calculated every angle and am now an expert in the ways in which I am undesirable to the female species... herp"

Good Lord, and I used to think I was shy.

You're right, you're right.

You should let us take a look at those recordings and see if we can help.

Troll long, troll strong.

The reason why you don't get laid is you're a ****ing creeper.

I see a rape van in your future.

How are you guys believing this bull shit? It is Vulture and he has returned.

A) I don't believe you, and
B) if you ARE serious, your desperation is the reason you're not getting laid. Cyclical angst.

Have you tried slipping an object into her drink?

I've only been glancing at this thread but wow! Has Katipan chimed in?

This is like high school where they kid has a 'kick me' sign on his back and can't figure it out. Gotta give Beach Tribe credit however for trying to help.