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SAUTO 05-26-2014 09:23 AM
It was never REALLY about the names.
Posted via Mobile Device

In58men 05-26-2014 09:23 AM
Honorable Mention?

Mr_Tomahawk 05-26-2014 09:23 AM
http://thebluecollarfoodie.files.wor...lkgg.gif?w=500

SAUTO 05-26-2014 09:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 10651281)
Sums you crybabys up perfectly

htismaqe 05-26-2014 09:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10651279)
It was never REALLY about the names.
Posted via Mobile Device
I thought my original idea was better. Having people guess the names could have been fun.

Oh well, it's still going to be epic.

htismaqe 05-26-2014 09:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 10651280)
Yes, we love you.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 09:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10651286)
I thought my original idea was better. Having people guess the names could have been fun.

Oh well, it's still going to be epic.
It was, but the butthurt oozed about it.

htismaqe 05-26-2014 09:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10651294)
It was, but the butthurt oozed about it.
I imagine there's gonna be some butthurt no matter what. I can't help but be mean...

SAUTO 05-26-2014 09:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10651294)
It was, but the butthurt oozed about it.
Agreed, like I said, it was never about the names.

Some of these guys are so attached you could probably hurt multiple butts with one post

hometeam 05-26-2014 09:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10651286)
I thought my original idea was better. Having people guess the names could have been fun.

Oh well, it's still going to be epic.
Don't buy into my bullshit. Rule #1 of dealing with hometeam

htismaqe 05-26-2014 09:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10651302)
Agreed, like I said, it was never about the names.

Some of these guys are so attached you could probably hurt multiple butts with one post
http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/...iva/Manhug.gif

Bowser 05-26-2014 10:09 AM
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TLO 05-26-2014 10:12 AM
I better make this ****ing list. I'm going to have my lawyer ready just incase I don't.

In58men 05-26-2014 10:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10651375)
I better make this ****ing list. I'm going to have my lawyer ready just incase I don't.
You won't even be an honorable mention.

threebag 05-26-2014 10:17 AM
Then The Midgets

TLO 05-26-2014 10:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 10651378)
You won't even be an honorable mention.
I'm going to find you and take a shit on your house if I don't.

htismaqe 05-26-2014 10:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 10651383)
Then The Midgets
Wrong Thread Dumbass

threebag 05-26-2014 10:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10651393)
"Wrong Thread Dumbass"
Replied Resident Polesmoker

htismaqe 05-26-2014 10:52 AM
GUARDS!

Get this guy outta here!

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 10:54 AM
Can't believe the actual pic of teedubya isn't getting more play ROFL

SAUTO 05-26-2014 10:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10651438)
Can't believe the actual pic of teedubya isn't getting more play ROFL
He's a crybaby
Posted via Mobile Device

htismaqe 05-26-2014 11:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10651438)
Can't believe the actual pic of teedubya isn't getting more play ROFL
It will once some smart people show up.

Right now all we got is 3bag. He thinks this is the "Add 3 Words" thread...

Hammock Parties 05-26-2014 11:29 AM
McDonalds succeeds because they produce quantity, not quality.

So you need a lot more shitty roasts, stat!

htismaqe 05-26-2014 11:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10651512)
McDonalds succeeds because they produce quantity, not quality.

So you need a lot more shitty roasts, stat!
There will be some more soon. Pipe down, we're not McDonald's.

http://paranorm.spithate.com/files/2...llsFacade.jpeg

burt 05-26-2014 11:39 AM
I'M NOT READING THIS!!!! DID I MAKE THE LIST??

Kman34 05-26-2014 11:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10651122)
#97: teedubya

I'm one of the most famous people on Chiefsplanet. Why? Because I abused a Chiefs employee via Twitter.

http://i.imgur.com/0aMNt.gif

No, that's not Penn Gillette. That's me. And I was like "whoa, I'm gonna be famous" after that college intern twerp told me it was my "choice to be a fan".

I've organized email campaigns and published Clark Hunt's email on the forums. Oddly enough, I spend more than half of my time in DC because I don't really care about football. But it sure was fun tagging on with pr_capone and Marty and riding their coattails to glory.

I did actually have one claim to fame but I botched that and got verbally bitchslapped by Shannon Sharpe in an airport.

Wow... that's cool that Frank Caliendo Made the list.....

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...ashx%3Fw%3D251
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...1-38-19-pm.png

rico 05-26-2014 11:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10651435)
GUARDS!

Get this guy outta here!
Where is Phobia?!?! He'll take care of this jokester!!!

Hammock Parties 05-26-2014 11:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 10651543)
Where is Phobia?!?! He'll take care of this jokester!!!
I think this is the one day a year Phobia is still allowed to get blitzed.

htismaqe 05-26-2014 12:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rico (Post 10651543)
Where is Phobia?!?! He'll take care of this jokester!!!
http://whataredo.files.wordpress.com...if?w=500&h=380

Rausch 05-26-2014 12:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10651386)
I'm going to find you and take a shit on your house if I don't.
LMAO

I'm hoping to break 80 based on my love for the Floyd...

Rausch 05-26-2014 12:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 10651280)
Your avatar is a pick of the most hated clown ever.

A clown that creeps out people that aren't even creeped out by clowns (which is like 1% of the population.)

You would be less creepy if you were the guy in the office that walks down that hall and into another person's cubicle only to lean down close to their ear and ask "hey...man...can I borrow your stapler?"

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 12:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10651512)
McDonalds succeeds because they produce quantity, not quality.

So you need a lot more shitty roasts, stat!
You can be my guest roaster next year sweetheart...or for the bottom 101 list

LoneWolf 05-26-2014 12:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10651518)
There will be some more soon. Pipe down, we're not McDonald's.

http://paranorm.spithate.com/files/2...llsFacade.jpeg
Our buns have no seeds.

htismaqe 05-26-2014 12:44 PM
#94: salame

I'm a member of an elite group of Chiefsplanet all-stars. Simply Red has nothing on me. Even htismaqe is astounded by the complete randomness (and inherent hilarity) of my posts. I'm like kcnut with a college degree.

I have started more than one thread about the unique combination of goatees and shaved heads. I am one of the few posters here to post an "I'm leaving" thread and immediately come back. And I'm far and away the starter of the most threads flagged as Prayer Threads.

I leave you with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq4jAzDzqgo

TribalElder 05-26-2014 12:47 PM
You weirdos watch too much adult swim ROFL

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 12:50 PM
Salami is a dirt cheap version of thiggy

LoneWolf 05-26-2014 12:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10651122)
#97: teedubya

I'm one of the most famous people on Chiefsplanet. Why? Because I abused a Chiefs employee via Twitter.

http://i.imgur.com/0aMNt.gif

No, that's not Penn Gillette.
:LOL:

With all the money he makes by selling overpriced razors, you would think he wouldn't need to have an act in Vegas.

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 12:54 PM
Nothing about HAARP machines BLASPHEMY!!!

LoneWolf 05-26-2014 12:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10651626)
Salami is a dirt cheap version of thiggy
Except on occasion Thig was funny. Salame is just wired and creepy. I picture him as a middle aged cat hoarder who spends his afternoons jerking off to cute kitten videos on YouTube and watching professional wrestling.

htismaqe 05-26-2014 12:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10651628)
:LOL:

With all the money he makes by selling overpriced razors, you would think he wouldn't need to have an act in Vegas.
God damn autocorrect! PGM fix that shit.

htismaqe 05-26-2014 12:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10651635)
Nothing about HAARP machines BLASPHEMY!!!
I might have missed that one. I was gone for a while you know...

htismaqe 05-26-2014 12:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10651637)
Except on occasion Thig was funny. Salame is just wired and creepy. I picture him as a middle aged cat hoarder who spends his afternoons jerking off to cute kitten videos on YouTube and watching professional wrestling.
ROFL

Spot on, IMO. Spot on.

TribalElder 05-26-2014 12:57 PM
http://i.imgur.com/JcD5Wapl.jpg

ptlyon 05-26-2014 12:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10651637)
Except on occasion Thig was funny. Salame is just wired and creepy. I picture him as a middle aged cat hoarder who spends his afternoons jerking off to cute kitten videos on YouTube and watching professional wrestling.
I guess that's better than jerking off to professional wrestling...

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 12:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10651637)
Except on occasion Thig was funny. Salame is just wired and creepy. I picture him as a middle aged cat hoarder who spends his afternoons jerking off to cute kitten videos on YouTube and watching professional wrestling.
That's thig life too!

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 12:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10651641)
I might have missed that one. I was gone for a while you know...
That was dubya

htismaqe 05-26-2014 01:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10651648)
That was dubya
I still missed it. I don't spend 24 hours a day here.

Err...well...um...yeah...I don't spend 24 hours a day here.

LoneWolf 05-26-2014 01:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 10651645)
I guess that's better than jerking off to professional wrestling...
You sure about that?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/...51_634x757.jpg

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 01:06 PM
Salami and old school reaches?

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 01:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10651653)
I still missed it. I don't spend 24 hours a day here.

Err...well...um...yeah...I don't spend 24 hours a day here.
Why not? ????

LoneWolf 05-26-2014 01:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 10651644)
Would.

hometeam 05-26-2014 01:24 PM
I ****in love salame

htismaqe 05-26-2014 01:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10651666)
Would.
ROFL

ChiTown 05-26-2014 02:34 PM
Why is this list not updated? WHY?!

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 02:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 10651795)
Why is this list not updated? WHY?!
I am waiting for the final roast of the day then will do it. As u wait watch the video in the Dakcman roast.

TribalElder 05-26-2014 02:38 PM
AAARRRHHHHHHHAAAAHHHHHGHGGHHHHH

http://i.imgur.com/R5OwBGC.gif

ChiTown 05-26-2014 02:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10651803)
I am waiting for the final roast of the day then will do it. As u wait watch the video in the Dakcman roast.
No. NO. NO!. Ahhhh!

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 02:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 10651806)
AAARRRHHHHHHHAAAAHHHHHGHGGHHHHH

http://i.imgur.com/R5OwBGC.gif
Kim Anderson is not on the list.

digger 05-26-2014 02:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 10651644)
Quick! Kill it with fire.

TribalElder 05-26-2014 02:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10651820)
Kim Anderson is not on the list.
ROFL

SAUTO 05-26-2014 04:46 PM
Wtf is going on here?
Posted via Mobile Device

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 04:51 PM
We are waiting for some Asian dude to be roasted

SAUTO 05-26-2014 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10651913)
We are waiting for some Asian dude to be roasted
Who?
Posted via Mobile Device

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 04:54 PM
I think he goes by Saito

SAUTO 05-26-2014 05:01 PM
Boring roast
Posted via Mobile Device

crazycoffey 05-26-2014 05:03 PM
You're about to get stir fried....

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 05:03 PM
I am guessing u will be top 25

Pasta Little Brioni 05-26-2014 05:03 PM
Some one Big is up next

TimBone 05-26-2014 05:48 PM
This thread is in dire need of some Saul Good.

htismaqe 05-26-2014 05:48 PM
#93: BCD

At first glance, many think I'm one of the latest 49er-turned-Chief fans that arrived on the SS Alex Smith. Alas, one only needs to look at my join date and my previous nick to know that I'm a Chiefsplanet original - a founding member. I'm just the biggest homer to ever grace the Interwebs.

I'm the only True Fan™ that actually welcomes the moniker. You see, most of the old-timers here know that I'm really "TrueFanDave".

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/truestfans.gif

Yep, that's me in the hard hat. The only thing harder than that hat is my head.

RealSNR 05-26-2014 05:51 PM
That was beautiful

htismaqe 05-26-2014 05:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10651979)
That was beautiful
http://media.giphy.com/media/ThWO7VZ42eVBS/giphy.gif

TLO 05-26-2014 05:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10651932)
Some one Big is up next
You say shit like this and get my hopes up...... :sulk:

htismaqe 05-26-2014 05:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10651988)
You say shit like this and get my hopes up...... :sulk:
Unfortunately no. BCD is short for "Big Chief Dave" IIRC.

milkman 05-26-2014 06:00 PM
Was that really a pic of Tedubya?

Looks like a caricature of a cartoon character.

htismaqe 05-26-2014 06:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10651997)
Was that really a pic of Tedubya?

Looks like a caricature of a cartoon character.
He was on the news! LMAO

TLO 05-26-2014 06:06 PM
My bribe has been sent, htismaqe.

htismaqe 05-26-2014 06:12 PM
$4 is a bribe?

What kind of cheap whore do you think I am?

TribalElder 05-26-2014 06:15 PM
Hurry the **** up already

http://i.imgur.com/tVdttdG.gif

htismaqe 05-26-2014 06:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 10652036)
Hurry the **** up already

http://i.imgur.com/tVdttdG.gif
Sorry, got a conference call coming up at 19:30. Got to work now. Probably no more until tomorrow.


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