Okay, so that's my list. That was a useful and productive exercise. So I have to ask: do I have a type? Do you see commonalities on this list?

And a note to Kristen Bell: if you're reading this, know that I'm happily married so I'm not in the market. But you can feel free to ping me occasionally to confirm that my wife hasn't left me for some movie star guy or something. The ball's in your court.

Melody from Hey Dude was pretty hot growing up

Go watch Unfaithful

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Winona at this age was hard to beat. Petite but with best the frontcourt in the league.

I had my original poster framed and hanging in a hallway in my house in 2015. lol

Had that photo on a t-shirt in 7th grade and a teacher made me turn it inside out.

Jennifer Connelly
Natasha Henstridge
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Natalie Portman
Margot Robbie
Emma Watson
Femke Jannison
Debbie Dunning (2nd tool time girl)
Elisha Cuthbert
Megan Fox
Kate Beckinsdale
Evangeline Lilly
Diane Kruger
Emile Clark
Ana de Armas

Adrienne Barbeau

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Laura San Giacomo

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Your young age crush did NOT age well.

One of the worst transformations from how hot she was in that scene in Jackie Brown to today. Unrecognizable.

Adrienne was a smoke show. Aged well.

San Giacomo had massive tits and a butterface that has only gotten worse as she ages.

Had that poster hung behind bedroom door.

Had a poster of porn star Seka in a black teddie with her giant tits sticking out on the wall of my bedroom I shared with my brother.

I also had two felt flag pennants on the wall of the Pittsburgh Pirates and Kansas City Chiefs from the mid 70's.

I LOVE these 4, especially Cheryl Ladd. Still gorgeous today and so is her daughter.

I loved Markie Post too and she had a natural banging body. I dated a woman my age a few years back while working at Amazon and she could have been her sister. Pretty, small and great body for 58. Only issue with Markie was her acne scars.

Courtney Thorne Smith got hotter and sexier with each new series. She was sexy as hell in Two and a half men. She has had a great career. 4 very successful series over 30 years
Melrose Place
Ally McBeal
According to Jim
Two and a Half Men

Barbara Eden 93 and aged incredibly well with the help of surgery and botox. Sadly she has had a tough life. Lost her son to drugs many years ago and suffered a breakdown. Took years to recover

Oh, that’s a good one. Video vixen from the early 2000s. 13-year old me would have sacrificed a testicle for just one leaked nude..

Interestingly, she recently did a nude photo shoot. She still looks great for nearing 50 but I couldn’t help but think those nudes came out 20 years too late.

Ugh, Monica. My first run-in with her was in that skin-tight latex dress in The Matrix Reloaded.

Funny enough, she was 35 at the time and I was a teen so I’ve always viewed her as more of a MILF type. In recent years I’ve seen pics of her when she was younger and she’s a timeless beauty. I really love her look.

Apparently she’s got a wagon. Have you seen’t it?!?

Hah, this is surprising. I was expecting Winona to be your #1.

I’d say yes. Your type seems to be mousy white women. Petite is a must and lean toward blondes.

You also seem to be a generalist. Well, I’m not sure that’s the correct word to use but I mean you seem to like ordinary features. Like, aside from Penelope Cruz and her schnozz, none of the women you favor have particularly strong features facial features. I suppose Tea Leoni’s almond eyes are a bit unique as well, but otherwise no striking eyes, no large noses, no full lips, no high cheek bones, etc.

Adrienne Barbeau was on a 9-1-1 episode a few years ago. Still looked great.



So does Lynda Carter. Oh my.

Here’s another of Monica Bellucci. She’d be elite on any continent.

One of the most beautiful women ever, IMHO.