Ok, going to make Mecca's pick for him so we can keep it moving.

The Cincinnati Bengals select Trey Amos, CB, Ole Miss

The Seattle Seahawks select Donovan Jackson, OG, Ohio St.

Yeah, I was glad that he fell to the Dolphins. My initial research for the Dolphins' GM role uncovered a news article that said, "over three-quarters of Dolphins fans want to take a guard with the #13 (first-round) pick." Really, Dolphins fans? A guard with the #13 pick? I thought to myself that I could very likely give them a nice surprise by getting one of the top guard prospects in the second and a "best player available" in the first.

Hindsight is 20/20 - but if I had known Grey would be there at 47, I would have gone DT in the first (Nolen) for the Cardinals and Grey at 47. Honestly would have happily settled for confidently getting Jackson at 47 too. I worried that there were too many Guard needy teams.

The Denver Broncos select Elijah Arroyo, TE, University of Miami (FL)

Son of a bitch!

The Seattle Seahawks select Bradyn Swinson, EDGE, LSU

JPH83 was a good boy!

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Demetrius Knight, LB, South Carolina

An arroyo is a ditch, so technically he's the son of a ditch.

I really hope SNR helps me narrow this down a bit by taking one of the 5 top 40 players on the board right now

I better not mention this to Mom at the hospice tonight.

Doubt it.

The Green Bay Packers select Xavier Watts, S, Notre Dame

The Los Angeles Chargers select J.T. Tuimoloau, DE, The Ohio State University

Too many great options for LA here, so I went with the highest-rated player on my board. Khalil Mack is 34 years old, so replacing him long-term is a must. Tuimoloau, Tuipolotu, and Nolen will be a great start to a stellar defensive front (Good Lord I hope this doesn't really happen).

Brandon Beane and Sean McDermott have watched the Chiefs beat them yet again with little pressure to Mahomes. Then they watch the Eagles skull **** Mahomes with the same OL that whipped their ass.

The objective is clear. The Bills opt for the DT with the highest pass rush win rate.

The Bills select Omar Norman-Lott DT Tennessee

The Panthers are desperately thin at DE, they just need something that represents a solid floor. Toss up with Jack Sawyer, but...

The Panthers select Landon Jackson, DE, Arkansas

But man, their roster REALLY sucks, could pick just about anyone in any position