But...

Did he really call him jewdog?

Here's my thing, and I mean this from the depths of my soul. No one on Earth could've possibly known what the Royals had in store for all of us when Hootie was brought back. He has been in almost every ****ing game thread this year, and he has been all over it.

Love him, or hate him, if you're a good person, you are THRILLED that he got to come back to one of his favorite places online and share in all of this with people he's known for years. It's special, and it's amazing, and long time fans of the Royals DESERVE it. All of it.

If nothing else, that makes everything worth it.

Heh, I think we opened a can of worms with Jewru...

LMAO

Ohhhhhhhhh. Niceeeeee!

There's a whole bunch of disgusting people in the world that call themselves Chiefs fans, Royals fans, maybe one or two hootie fans even. Why you've shouldered the burden of deciding who people should or should not root for is beyond me. Even with the family film you presented.

But more tragic than your meltdown which would be fixed with pot, **** therapy, is that Mav is looking for approval from a pack of wolves. Love yourself first, man.

LMAO

I certainly don't need a woman to tell me about being a fan, either.

You go through teams as you go through boyfriends, don't give a shit...

No offense! Winky face!

I like the different hats.

don't worry I'm ok with women bandwagon fans

you're still ok in my book

Let's just ban Kaepernick and call it a day.

After that wonky Lincoln/Kennedy type conspiracy theory he had going on for the Giants against the Royals I really wanted too...

No one leave...no permanent ban bets....too gay

I love all u


Just make bets about wearing penis sigs or avvys...until opening day

Winner hand draws his cock w mspaint, loser sports it as a sig

Way more macho imo

They must spell gay differently where you live. Drawing pictures of my bologna pony and giving it to another guy doesn't come under macho.

This is why we can't have nice things, kids.

For everyone's clarification, can we get a "Hootie's 10 Commandments" of fandom just so we're all clear on this?