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Marcellus 09-25-2014 03:09 PM
Threads like this are why I love CP.


My grandpa always told me to marry a fat ugly woman because a good looking chick will always get constantly hit on and eventually will leave you do to all the available options.

I said a fat ugly chick can leave you too, and he said yea but who gives a shit.

Marcellus 09-25-2014 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10947344)
I mean I'm all for people being as healthy as possible and what a healthy size is varies from person to person.

My problem with "All About the Bass" is that people are going to miss the point of it entirely.. And the very, VERY large people in the country will wear their obesity as a badge of pride.

On yoga pants I had a religious experience the last semester I spent at MSU when a sorority girl walked into class one morning. Oh. My. ****. Her legs and booty were just PERFECT.
Yoga pants are basically the clothing version of tequila.They make good things better and bad things worse.

Katipan 09-25-2014 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10947344)
I mean I'm all for people being as healthy as possible and what a healthy size is varies from person to person.

My problem with "All About the Bass" is that people are going to miss the point of it entirely.. And the very, VERY large people in the country will wear their obesity as a badge of pride.

On yoga pants I had a religious experience the last semester I spent at MSU when a sorority girl walked into class one morning. Oh. My. ****. Her legs and booty were just PERFECT.
It makes me cringe whenever women encourage a division between us. There are those skinny girls over there and there are those fat girls over there and we'll all lead our lives but dont forget which group youre in.

Stupid. All for what? Because we think we might have some idea of what you may or may not find attractive at this current point in your life and maturity?

Be able to climb a ****ing mountain and walk up stairs. Everything else is just icing.

Something I don't eat anymore. GOD DAMMIT.

TLO 09-25-2014 03:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10947344)
I mean I'm all for people being as healthy as possible and what a healthy size is varies from person to person.

My problem with "All About the Bass" is that people are going to miss the point of it entirely.. And the very, VERY large people in the country will wear their obesity as a badge of pride.

On yoga pants I had a religious experience the last semester I spent at MSU when a sorority girl walked into class one morning. Oh. My. ****. Her legs and booty were just PERFECT.
I HATE that song with a passion hotter than a thousand suns.

Discuss Thrower 09-25-2014 03:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10947369)
It makes me cringe whenever women encourage a division between us. There are those skinny girls over there and there are those fat girls over there and we'll all lead our lives but dont forget which group youre in.

Stupid. All for what? Because we think we might have some idea of what you may or may not find attractive at this current point in your life and maturity?

Be able to climb a ****ing mountain and walk up stairs. Everything else is just icing.

Something I don't eat anymore. GOD DAMMIT.
Seems to me that the issue is a total lack of acceptance for the idea that different body sizes can be healthy.

Katipan 09-25-2014 03:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10947379)
Seems to me that the issue is a total lack of acceptance for the idea that different body sizes can be healthy.
You tell me how to fix that and I'll make it a mission.
I usually succeed at things I attempt.
Er, eventually.
Maybe with help.
Lots of help.
Sometimes.

ThaVirus 09-25-2014 03:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 10947360)
Threads like this are why I love CP.


My grandpa always told me to marry a fat ugly woman because a good looking chick will always get constantly hit on and eventually will leave you do to all the available options.

I said a fat ugly chick can leave you too, and he said yea but who gives a shit.

LMAO

Perfect.

TLO 09-25-2014 11:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 10947360)
Threads like this are why I love CP.


My grandpa always told me to marry a fat ugly woman because a good looking chick will always get constantly hit on and eventually will leave you do to all the available options.

I said a fat ugly chick can leave you too, and he said yea but who gives a shit.
There is a great deal of wisdom in those words.

Pasta Little Brioni 09-25-2014 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist (Post 10945885)
And don't even get me started on oral sex. Their labia have enough insulation to incubate colonies of bacteria. How you don't gag when you crack their legs open is beyond me. I would rather suck farts out of a seagull's ass.
I would rather do that than read a De berg thread

Discuss Thrower 09-25-2014 11:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10947389)
You tell me how to fix that and I'll make it a mission.
I usually succeed at things I attempt.
Er, eventually.
Maybe with help.
Lots of help.
Sometimes.
Geez.

beach tribe 09-26-2014 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10945400)
Which male body type is ambitious, adventurous, funny, and good with kids?
Mine.

beach tribe 09-26-2014 02:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marcellus (Post 10947360)
Threads like this are why I love CP.


My grandpa always told me to marry a fat ugly woman because a good looking chick will always get constantly hit on and eventually will leave you do to all the available options.

I said a fat ugly chick can leave you too, and he said yea but who gives a shit.
I am a LUCKY MFer.

My woman makes my dick hard every day just by looking at her.

We've been together for 5 years, and don't have one shred of evidence that she has ever lied to me.....Ever.

She makes a lot of money.

And she ****ing LOVES me.

That is the shit you cannot buy, my friend.

beach tribe 09-26-2014 02:34 AM
This guy was complaining about how his woman got fat as **** on him.

I said tell her to walk 3 miles a day for a week.

He said I don't think that will make her lose much weight.

I said who gives a shit she'll be 20 miles away by Sunday.

Coochie liquor 09-26-2014 05:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Mennonite (Post 10946920)
Why don't fat chicks wear appropriately sized clothing? Most (but not all unfortunately) fat guys will do their best to keep that shit covered up. Husky girls one the other hand will squeeze into the smallest shirt they can find and just let the fat-back fly.

You always hear how self conscience women are about their bodies. I just don't understand it.
I think it's called being comfortable with who you are. Just seems bigger girls are better with it than fat guys. And who wants to see a hairy fat belly? CP please keep your shirts on.... Well except Katipan!

Marcellus 09-26-2014 06:07 AM
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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10949050)
This guy was complaining about how his woman got fat as **** on him.

I said tell her to walk 3 miles a day for a week.

He said I don't think that will make her lose much weight.

I said who gives a shit she'll be 20 miles away by Sunday.
LMAO


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