I thought of many one liners.. but this poor girl had her world completely turned upside down and if it were alot of these people's sister or daughter they wouldn't be joking about it.

That doesn't carry much weight coming from the man who ate the baby.

Look on the bright side, at least the doctor's won't go Barbaro on her, Japanese men find small feet attractive and imagine the money she'll save on pedicures.

I hear wheelchairs are all the rage in Europe.

She's all knees and elbows...like a whirling dervish

Nobody thought of this

On the brightside she'll never know the agony of a ingrown toe nail or a planters wart

The thrill of victory. The agony of defeet(ed).

cut it out you guys!

I hope she wins the lawsuit and can get a foot ahead in life.

Man, you suck.

At least she won't grow up to be a stripper.

Needless to say she'll be using the metric system from now on.

Don't be so sure about that. Don't you hate it when they get the g-string caught on their foot and have to stop and pull it off?

Elephantiasis?