LMAO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! ROFL

did you marry for love
did you marry for money
I sure hope you didn't marry for sex

Dear Lord.

A beaming bride & groom stand at the alter making their vows. The groom thinks to himself, "Now I can get it any time I want!"

The bride muses, "Now I never have to do it again!"

Dawns early light, the sound of horns blairing at a stoplight nearby, a new groom awakens to the reality of what he's just done. He stretches in bed, accidently touching the twisted and matted hair of the pillaged bride, he reaches down scratching his sticky wedding tackle and without thinking, sticks a strange smelling finger into his mouth to scrape the fumunda tongue. They must need to wash the ATM because his finger tastes strangely similar to when he's been diggin in his crack.

As the disturbed bride rolls over, she lets loose the thunderous flatulance she was able to control while awake. The first sign of things to change.

"Woman, go make us some breakfast"
"uh, I can't even cook toast, you have any money for a mcMuffin?"
"Go ask my dad"

a poster tries to get a life
will return with losts of new
threads asking for advice
and a lawyer's phone number

LMAO Poor Roy.

:spock:

I hope that's not in your vows, because 1) you shouldn't marry out of spite and 2) you shouldn't just go around bragging that you're better than gochiefs. People might get jealous.


Congrats, I guess.

You have a knack for painting picture's Iowanian.............. :)

Its the handmade donkeyhair brush set.

Sometimes, A canvas just visualizes itself and I only paint by number.

Any updates?

So is that an actual pic of royr17 in his avatar?

I've wondered the same thing.

It actually is.

Poor girl.