Damn straight.

If I ever get back under 190lbs I'm going to eat a whole one by myself. Sure, that much sugar in one sitting will kill me, but it will be worth dying of a seizure while lying in a pool of my own vomit.

yeah sure

Mine isn't bad. It's funny, my mom can't make pie crust if dad's in the room. It completely falls apart. Does your wife put cinnamon sugar on the scraps and bake them? Yummy.

Yes, yes she does. Then my kids f**king eat it all before I get home from work. Little turds.

:banghead:

I made this one time when Aces parents were over. His dad loved it more than the kids did.

Uh oh. You've met the parents and cooked for them?


Aces: Sorry brother, but you're screwed. :shrug:

Look at it this way, it's mostly painless.

I should go to bed. I have to work a half day tommorrow.

Pussy. I have to work a full day tomorrow and I'll be up at 6am to work out. Again.

I actually get along pretty well with his family, and he mine. We've been together three years now. No ring yet. :shake:

I usually have Fridays off.

So you vacuum in heels and cook pies. You enjoy football. You have your own job. His mother doesn't hate you.

Unless you have a horn growing out of your forehead then Aces may be dumber than I thought.

A woman who can talk football? That's sexy right there.

Actually, I just figured out tonight that my wife and I will be having our 10 year May 17th. How time flies.

Thanks. He'll ask when he's ready to.