Night all.

Night Pussy.

Well hell, there goes my theory that aces is Tom Brady.

Would that make me Gisele?

Yep Pussy is very good,

Night buddy.

No, because you aren't pregnant.

Jeez, do I have to explain everything to you? Get your b**ch a** back in the kitchen and make me some PIE! [/cartman]

What kind of pie do you like?

I gave my word to stop at third.

I seriously doubt there will be that kind of media exposure when I do eventually get knocked up.

Chocolate, pumpkin, banana or coconut cream. I'm not really that picky. I'm not generally a big fan of fruit pies. Kind of defeats the purpose of pie.

No homerun?

Chocolate or pumpkin no problem. I hate bananas but I make awesome banana bread. I've never made coconut creme.

Man, I had burnt ends at a BBQ place for the first time in probably years (since I started the diet) and eating that much fatty beef is having it's revenge on me. I'm vurping non-stop and my wife would kick me out of the bedroom for a week if I let one of these farts loose in there.

I have to warn you, my wife makes a mean ass pie crust. It's a family recipe from generations ago. It's going to be stiff competition.

French silk pie is amazing.