Just an old thread about how she had a big problem with an overweight woman speaking publicly about the negative effects of smoking. Turns out she has a very low opinion of overweight people. ANytime I've ever seen her argue with another female, she tries to bring the fatty aspect into it. Mary Kate Olsen would be a fatty compared to her.

You march right over to 10pm and you give her a piece of your mind...c'mon Tiger...We got faith in ya...

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*crickets chirping*

horrible, wasn't it....my bad...

Damn, I didn't know we were going lose her over it.

maybe she's just "faking it"...ya know she did say she would start taking everything personally...

Is this a test?

...Yep...He's gone....Time of death? ...1:17 AM... Let's get out of here fellas...

I know there is more exciting things going on in the other thread, but this is just a shameless excuse to postwhore.

You just want to be a whore.

I'm already a whore, just keeping up the namesake.

You're a whore, huh? When's the last time you.....


Never mind. I probably don't want to know.

A few of you need to learn how to check your PM's more often.

It's not me.

ANother night of everyone disappearing. Why is this not surprising anymore?

Because they are all pussies!

My thoughts exactly. It's either that, or I'm not nearly as entertaining as I used to be.

To give most people credit, it is Sunday night.


To give my excuse, I've pretty much been offline for the last three days, other than here and there, so I've been catching up.

Must be nice to have a life.

That is definatly a possibility.



















This post is not trying to be mean to you. It is definatly SARCASM.

I'm watching an infomercial for the sleep number bed.

I wonder what my sleep number would be?

If I were a writer for Saturday Night Live I would be working on a skit for the hump number bed. What number are you? Well, I am a 36 but my girlfriend is a 22. Now with our new hump number bed, everybody gets what they want.

Wow. No interest or payments for 18 months. Just wait until you get 18 months worth of deferred interest hitting you at once.

So you're having more humps than your girlfriend? I'd be wondering why that is.

I could get one of these and set the two sides of the bed to different numbers. I get uncomfortable in the middle of the night, I can just roll over instead of finding the little remote to change the number.

It would have nothing to do with how many times you were humping- it would to do with how hard you like your bed when you are humping.

don't be mad because I'm calling youall bitches, no disrespest its just I don't know your names individually

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So you'd have to switch it depending on who was on the bottom.

Hold on honey....keep that thought....I have to find that damned remote.

frekey dekey going on in here

Frisky dicky?

huh?

Nah, just set it where I like it and throw the remote away!

Just kidding.

Hey, how often does anybody drink tea?

You must not plan on getting any very often, then. :harumph:

I force myself to drink chamomille when I'm really sick.

Being a man, I would hope you are talking about ice'd tea.


Otherwise

PUSSY

Pussy.

Is hot tea not considered manly?

What? I was talking about Long Island Iced Tea.


PUSSY!!

Now those I do drink! And Long Beach Iced Teas.

Ok, I was talking about hot tea. Why? Does hot tea make you gay?

I'll have some geen tea on occasion, for the antioxidants, but I'd rather have a V8. Why?

If your talking about Long Island Iced Tea then hella.

Hella what? Or do you mean hell yeah? :p

"do you want honey with your hot tea?"

Sorry, Im stoned.

uhhh, no

I'm having a cup of tea right now and can't remember the last time I had one. Just wondering if Johnny Average drinks tea more often than I.

ANYTHING to make it takste halfway decent. I have to have sugar and honey. Of course, I'm a chick. I never knew hot tea was gay. Ya learn something knew every day.

So, what else is new?

I never sweeten drinks.

(and I'm not sure why your response was in quotes)

If you are talking about tea, odds are you aren't talking about LONG ISLANDS.


If you are ordering one of those, do you ask the question,
"I'll take a tea, the long island version?

Oh, lighten up Francis! :p

Are you on dial up?

Remind me never to visit England. All of their men are gay.

If you went on a date, and the guy ordered hot tea, how would the rest of the date go? Honestly?

nope, just replying post by post. Stupid 15 second rule.

I don't usually judge my dates on the type of beverages they drink. I used to go with a very straight friend of mine to a chinese restaurant for lunch sometimes. He would usually order hot tea. He never did anywhere else, just when we went for chinese.

Just stating my thoughts. :rolleyes:

:p :)

Well, I guess I shouldn't complain. You are holding up your end of the conversation.

Speaking of hot tea....that's sold in the same isle as hot chocolate at the grocery store. Since El Borracho doesn't like to answer his PM's, I'll ask him in here to tell me what that Mexican hot chocolate was called again.

Alright folks, I got a court case on Thursday and I gotta train myself to fall asleep before 4 am, so later.

EDIT: The Picture was a Pussy

The dreaded RED X

You PMed me?

Why are you going to court?

If it wasn't you, someone is going to be really confused...lol.

When do you get to drive again?

Im going to court cause some guy rearended me on the freeway back in July of 06. His insurance denied, Im suing him.

ju need some horchata mamacita.

he won't show

The last three PM's you shot me didn't pop up. Don't know, it might be a sever error.

Well he does have to come from Los Angeles to San Diego. If he doesnt show up I automatically win and his insurance company has to pay for it, so either way...

OK, luv, I sent you a response.

Horchata is so good!

I thought it should have been the first part of March. But I've been talking to my lawyer, and apparently it is July 22nd.



Crazy, but he was able to give me an exact date.

How do you know I sent you three then? hmmm? :p

Got it. Thanks a bunch.

his insurance company doesn't have lawyers?