Is that really a roast though? All of that stuff is accurate. There's no made up funny stuff - it's all real.

donger's gonna get told to eat a bag of dicks.
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Clay was the one who was all over dongers dong.

Edit: also nice job on the roast.

with a spot of tea and some cucumber sandwiches

Done.

This is more straightforward biography than roast. Still funny though.
Also, you could substitute several other posters names at the top and wouldn't have to change much about the details below.

I don't remember what he said, but okay.

More so of a brief biography, IMO. Oh well, I know about who this teedubya guy is now....I knew nothing about the dude before.

Roast?

LMAO

A roast is an event, almost exclusively in the United States, in which an individual is subjected to a public presentation of comedic insults, praise, outlandish true and untrue stories, and heartwarming tributes, the implication being that the roastee is able to take the jokes in good humor and not as serious criticism or insult, and therefore, show his or her good nature.

**** it, I just decided that...This list WILL get finished.

Knowmo trial's a dud, eh? Could be worse...like "the return" that Clay did.

One significant thing he did was he said something to the Chiefs on Twitter and the Chiefs PR person came back and told him "It's your choice to be a fan or not", which started a big shitstorm.

LMAO Believes that 9/11 was an "inside job." Completely rejects all debunking evidence and probably still would if he were a passenger getting stabbed in the neck by a guy who looks like Frankie yelling "Allahu Akbar!"