Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9749573)

I lost interest. This started being annoying and it was literally the last thing I wanted to do all day.

It's not my fault that I'm the only person on this site that apparently can come up with a somewhat funny roast. Everyone had a ****ing week and ENDLESS material PROVIDED by yours truly to 'roast' me and no one dared to do it...other than Billay...and let's just say...at least he tried.

It's not my job on ChiefsPlanet to be the 'humorous' guy. Or the 'controversial' guy.

Sometimes I'll take 10 hours in a week and drive a thread like this...and then the next week I'll realize how much ****ing time I'm wasting every day and lose interest.

I don't get paid for this, so therefore I'm pretty much lol'ing at all of this 'disappointment' by everyone because I didn't finish a list in a thread I didn't even create...

Here I'll throw you my top 10 real quick:

1) Rain Man
2) GoChiefs
3) 'Hamas' Jenkins
4) gblowfish
5) Milkman
6) tk13
7) FAX
8) DJ's Left Nut
9) DaneMcCloud
10) SNR

and that was just off the top of my head. Rain Man is the ultimate poster. GoChiefs adds more to this board than anyone but he's a terrible troll and an awful human being. 'Hamas' is the wittiest guy I've ever encountered on a message board. Gblowfish is the ULTIMATE KC fan and his '10 things about today's game' is the greatest thread on this site but I wish he'd only do it for home games. Milkman is purely here to talk about football and I respect that, even though John ****ing Mackey or whatever his name is isn't better than Tony ****ing Gonzalez. Tk13 is the voice of reason but sometimes his passive aggressiveness is ****ing gay. He's a true fan who pretends he isn't a true fan which is fine. FAX would be 1a if he'd post more...but I can't discount his amazing posting style. Truly spectacular. Even though he took my term of 'drafturbator', turned it into 'draftabulator', and now is more synonymous with the word than I am. DJ's Left Nut is a Cardinals fan, a Chiefs fan and a Lakers fan. I think all Lakers fans are just ****ing pillowbitergots. 'Oh I cheered for this guy in college and he went to play for the Lakers so now I'm a Lakers fan!!!' Oh STFU. But yeah, he's a great sports poster so he is top 10 worthy. Dane would be higher if he'd stay away from junior high schools and post more. He's my favorite bi-polar person ever. However, we don't care about the fact you pay $20K per year tuition for kindergarten. We get it dude. We get it. None of us are impressed other than billay. And SNR made being a rapist cool on this board so he has to be top 10.

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9749579)

Weak...

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9749573)

I lost interest. This started being annoying and it was literally the last thing I wanted to do all day.

It's not my fault that I'm the only person on this site that apparently can come up with a somewhat funny roast. Everyone had a ****ing week and ENDLESS material PROVIDED by yours truly to 'roast' me and no one dared to do it...other than Billay...and let's just say...at least he tried.

It's not my job on ChiefsPlanet to be the 'humorous' guy. Or the 'controversial' guy.

Sometimes I'll take 10 hours in a week and drive a thread like this...and then the next week I'll realize how much ****ing time I'm wasting every day and lose interest.

I don't get paid for this, so therefore I'm pretty much lol'ing at all of this 'disappointment' by everyone because I didn't finish a list in a thread I didn't even create...

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9749582)

like the chances of you living until 50?

Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9749588)

I'd argue I'm a damned fine troll, and there's no two ways about it.

The secret is...I'm not really trolling.

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9749583)

I just want to say I called the direction this thread would go from the beginning. that is all.

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9749583)

I just want to say I called the direction this thread would go from the beginning. that is all.

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9749566)

Oh goodie, are we going to be entertained by a baby lee/ rausch tiff?

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9749590)

clever troll is clever.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9749592)

you're so smart I almost have figured out who the **** you are

but then I stopped caring about that, too, because you're a terrible poster

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9749599)

I don't give a shit what an std infested attention whore thinks of my posting.

I came for the entertainment. You initially delivered but once this became an expectation, you did exactly what I predicted you would.

I AM FRIENDS WITH DIONNE WARWICK.

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 9749596)

1. What on earth would we tiff over?

2. BL don't tiff, BL wrecks shit. A tiff sounds like a couple of twinks in Bob Benson shorts and flip flops slapping and pulling hair. ;)

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 9749596)

1. What on earth would we tiff over?

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9749607)

for my last post in this thread, I'd just like to do this:

don't care piano

'don't care, don't care, don't care'

have fun everyone...you're all a bunch of queers anyways. Learn how to entertain yourselves rather than leaning on me.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9749607)

have fun everyone...you're all a bunch of queers anyways. Learn how to entertain yourselves rather than leaning on me.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9749607)

Hey you guys, I just posted in here and you all barely talked about me. Heeeeeeyyyyy guyyyyyzzz.....

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 9749603)

Does that mean I can keep smiling knowing I can always count on you?

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9749607)

for my last post in this thread, I'd just like to do this:

don't care piano

'don't care, don't care, don't care'

have fun everyone...you're all a bunch of queers anyways. Learn how to entertain yourselves rather than leaning on me.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9749607)

for my last post in this thread, I'd just like to do this:

don't care piano

'don't care, don't care, don't care'

have fun everyone...you're all a bunch of queers anyways. Learn how to entertain yourselves rather than leaning on me.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9749607)

for my last post in this thread, I'd just like to do this:

don't care piano

'don't care, don't care, don't care'

have fun everyone...you're all a bunch of queers anyways. Learn how to entertain yourselves rather than leaning on me.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9749607)

for my last post in this thread, I'd just like to do this:

don't care piano

'don't care, don't care, don't care'

have fun everyone...you're all a bunch of queers anyways. Learn how to entertain yourselves rather than leaning on me.

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9749629)

Shit just got realz

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9749621)

Truly, this is your best post ever. :clap:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9749621)

Truly, this is your best post ever. :clap:

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9749607)

for my last post in this thread, I'd just like to do this:

don't care piano

'don't care, don't care, don't care'

have fun everyone...you're all a bunch of queers anyways. Learn how to entertain yourselves rather than leaning on me.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9749621)

Truly, this is your best post ever. :clap:

Originally Posted by TK421 (Post 9749631)

**** your mother Mr. Coffee

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9749625)

Fair enough.

This was a fun-ass thread regardless of the ending.

Originally Posted by TK421 (Post 9749631)

**** your mother Mr. Coffee

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9749629)

Shit just got realz

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9749573)

1) Rain Man
2) GoChiefs
3) 'Hamas' Jenkins
4) gblowfish
5) Milkman
6) tk13
7) FAX
8) DJ's Left Nut
9) DaneMcCloud
10) SNR

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9749641)

This isn't over. I'm going to give it a spin in a bit.

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9749639)

boothisman.gif

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9749645)

So I'm #11 right

Originally Posted by TK421 (Post 9749626)

Just skip to the top five for ****'s sake.

5. Bub
4. SkullFU
3. Woodchuck
2. Rambozo
1. Black Bob

Hurry the **** up man!

Originally Posted by TK421 (Post 9749648)

The natives are restless. **** you Dick Howser and your stupid fishing hat.

Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 9749645)

So I'm #11 right

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 9749656)

So you are really all of these mults.

TK421 was the designation of the stormtrooper that was guarding the Millenium Falcon inside the Death Star.

TK421 is a deeper than average Star Wars reference.

GoChiefs lives by deep Star Wars references.

You, and all those mults, are GoChiefs.

I win the internet.

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9749658)

shitty mult is shitty.

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9749643)

Bad cop, bad cop.

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9749643)

Bad cop, bad cop.

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 9749667)

:spock:

Originally Posted by TK421 (Post 9749664)

I've said it before but, I've never had a mult. Now go **** your native assholican

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9749670)

I'm going to DC to cleanse myself.

Originally Posted by TK421 (Post 9749669)

You got cum in your brow there?

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9749671)

When did you say it before? As black bob or gochiefs?

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 9749674)

Are you flossing your teeth with your dick again?

Originally Posted by TK421 (Post 9749685)

I said it when I was putting my skid marks on your arms. I've said it with Rambozo and Black Bob.

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9749695)

So essentially you have said you have no mults with your mults.


Could you please hit yourself in the head with a hammer?

Originally Posted by TK421 (Post 9749701)

A mult is when you have an alternate account. I've never had more than one account at a time skid mark sniffer licker.

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9749705)

So.....

Was that a no on hitting yourself in the head with a hammer?

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9749714)

#85 BigRedChief

BigRedChief is the single most self-indulgent poster on this board. He tries to come across as everyone's buddy, but every thread he starts is nothing more than a vehicle for humble-bragging. We get it, BRC...you make a bunch of money, but you could make a lot more if you weren't so dedicated to serving others...what a great guy you are. Basically, he's the upper-middle class version of Dane. I'd say he's like Dane minus the part about treating twelve year old's sphinctors as pinky rings, but I've seen pictures of him, and if he doesn't have to turn off his lights and close his curtains on Halloween, he should. Also, he's the kind of guy who calls his
curtains "drapes".

He decorates his house in 1980s artwork that focuses on nearly nude drawings of women with butch haircuts. They remind him of his younger days when he was a keytar player in a Styx cover band. He claims that he is some black belt in karate, but the closest he comes to working out is when he invites frazod over to jack off to Jane Fonda movies on VHS.

Pros: Once got away with ripping off Columbia House by purchasing 8 tapes for a penny and then claiming to move out of the country to avoid having to buy the rest. Can wear Zubaz pants, and it actually works for him.

Cons: Calls black people "coloreds". Chews nicotine gum while smoking. Cleans his ears with safety pins.

Outlook for 2014: Exactly the same as this year. Nothing about him has changed since 1982. Why should next year be any different?

Originally Posted by TK421 (Post 9749652)

No, you are number **** your dog with a stapler

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9749573)

I lost interest. This started being annoying and it was literally the last thing I wanted to do all day.

It's not my fault that I'm the only person on this site that apparently can come up with a somewhat funny roast. Everyone had a ****ing week and ENDLESS material PROVIDED by yours truly to 'roast' me and no one dared to do it...other than Billay...and let's just say...at least he tried.

It's not my job on ChiefsPlanet to be the 'humorous' guy. Or the 'controversial' guy.

Sometimes I'll take 10 hours in a week and drive a thread like this...and then the next week I'll realize how much ****ing time I'm wasting every day and lose interest.

I don't get paid for this, so therefore I'm pretty much lol'ing at all of this 'disappointment' by everyone because I didn't finish a list in a thread I didn't even create...

Here I'll throw you my top 10 real quick:

1) Rain Man
2) GoChiefs
3) 'Hamas' Jenkins
4) gblowfish
5) Milkman
6) tk13
7) FAX
8) DJ's Left Nut
9) DaneMcCloud
10) SNR

and that was just off the top of my head. Rain Man is the ultimate poster. GoChiefs adds more to this board than anyone but he's a terrible troll and an awful human being. 'Hamas' is the wittiest guy I've ever encountered on a message board. Gblowfish is the ULTIMATE KC fan and his '10 things about today's game' is the greatest thread on this site but I wish he'd only do it for home games. Milkman is purely here to talk about football and I respect that, even though John ****ing Mackey or whatever his name is isn't better than Tony ****ing Gonzalez. Tk13 is the voice of reason but sometimes his passive aggressiveness is ****ing gay. He's a true fan who pretends he isn't a true fan which is fine. FAX would be 1a if he'd post more...but I can't discount his amazing posting style. Truly spectacular. Even though he took my term of 'drafturbator', turned it into 'draftabulator', and now is more synonymous with the word than I am. DJ's Left Nut is a Cardinals fan, a Chiefs fan and a Lakers fan. I think all Lakers fans are just ****ing pillowbitergots. 'Oh I cheered for this guy in college and he went to play for the Lakers so now I'm a Lakers fan!!!' Oh STFU. But yeah, he's a great sports poster so he is top 10 worthy. Dane would be higher if he'd stay away from junior high schools and post more. He's my favorite bi-polar person ever. However, we don't care about the fact you pay $20K per year tuition for kindergarten. We get it dude. We get it. None of us are impressed other than billay. And SNR made being a rapist cool on this board so he has to be top 10.

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9749573)

I lost interest. This started being annoying and it was literally the last thing I wanted to do all day.

It's not my fault that I'm the only person on this site that apparently can come up with a somewhat funny roast. Everyone had a ****ing week and ENDLESS material PROVIDED by yours truly to 'roast' me and no one dared to do it...other than Billay...and let's just say...at least he tried.

It's not my job on ChiefsPlanet to be the 'humorous' guy. Or the 'controversial' guy.

Sometimes I'll take 10 hours in a week and drive a thread like this...and then the next week I'll realize how much ****ing time I'm wasting every day and lose interest.

I don't get paid for this, so therefore I'm pretty much lol'ing at all of this 'disappointment' by everyone because I didn't finish a list in a thread I didn't even create...

Here I'll throw you my top 10 real quick:

1) Rain Man
2) GoChiefs
3) 'Hamas' Jenkins
4) gblowfish
5) Milkman
6) tk13
7) FAX
8) DJ's Left Nut
9) DaneMcCloud
10) SNR

and that was just off the top of my head. Rain Man is the ultimate poster. GoChiefs adds more to this board than anyone but he's a terrible troll and an awful human being. 'Hamas' is the wittiest guy I've ever encountered on a message board. Gblowfish is the ULTIMATE KC fan and his '10 things about today's game' is the greatest thread on this site but I wish he'd only do it for home games. Milkman is purely here to talk about football and I respect that, even though John ****ing Mackey or whatever his name is isn't better than Tony ****ing Gonzalez. Tk13 is the voice of reason but sometimes his passive aggressiveness is ****ing gay. He's a true fan who pretends he isn't a true fan which is fine. FAX would be 1a if he'd post more...but I can't discount his amazing posting style. Truly spectacular. Even though he took my term of 'drafturbator', turned it into 'draftabulator', and now is more synonymous with the word than I am. DJ's Left Nut is a Cardinals fan, a Chiefs fan and a Lakers fan. I think all Lakers fans are just ****ing pillowbitergots. 'Oh I cheered for this guy in college and he went to play for the Lakers so now I'm a Lakers fan!!!' Oh STFU. But yeah, he's a great sports poster so he is top 10 worthy. Dane would be higher if he'd stay away from junior high schools and post more. He's my favorite bi-polar person ever. However, we don't care about the fact you pay $20K per year tuition for kindergarten. We get it dude. We get it. None of us are impressed other than billay. And SNR made being a rapist cool on this board so he has to be top 10.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9749714)

#85 BigRedChief

BigRedChief is the single most self-indulgent poster on this board. He tries to come across as everyone's buddy, but every thread he starts is nothing more than a vehicle for humble-bragging. We get it, BRC...you make a bunch of money, but you could make a lot more if you weren't so dedicated to serving others...what a great guy you are. Basically, he's the upper-middle class version of Dane. I'd say he's like Dane minus the part about treating twelve year old's sphinctors as pinky rings, but I've seen pictures of him, and if he doesn't have to turn off his lights and close his curtains on Halloween, he should. Also, he's the kind of guy who calls his
curtains "drapes".

He decorates his house in 1980s artwork that focuses on nearly nude drawings of women with butch haircuts. They remind him of his younger days when he was a keytar player in a Styx cover band. He claims that he is some black belt in karate, but the closest he comes to working out is when he invites frazod over to jack off to Jane Fonda movies on VHS.

Pros: Once got away with ripping off Columbia House by purchasing 8 tapes for a penny and then claiming to move out of the country to avoid having to buy the rest. Can wear Zubaz pants, and it actually works for him.

Cons: Calls black people "coloreds". Chews nicotine gum while smoking. Cleans his ears with safety pins.

Outlook for 2014: Exactly the same as this year. Nothing about him has changed since 1982. Why should next year be any different?

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9749714)

#85 BigRedChief

BigRedChief is the single most self-indulgent poster on this board. He tries to come across as everyone's buddy, but every thread he starts is nothing more than a vehicle for humble-bragging. We get it, BRC...you make a bunch of money, but you could make a lot more if you weren't so dedicated to serving others...what a great guy you are. Basically, he's the upper-middle class version of Dane. I'd say he's like Dane minus the part about treating twelve year old's sphinctors as pinky rings, but I've seen pictures of him, and if he doesn't have to turn off his lights and close his curtains on Halloween, he should. Also, he's the kind of guy who calls his
curtains "drapes".

He decorates his house in 1980s artwork that focuses on nearly nude drawings of women with butch haircuts. They remind him of his younger days when he was a keytar player in a Styx cover band. He claims that he is some black belt in karate, but the closest he comes to working out is when he invites frazod over to jack off to Jane Fonda movies on VHS.

Pros: Once got away with ripping off Columbia House by purchasing 8 tapes for a penny and then claiming to move out of the country to avoid having to buy the rest. Can wear Zubaz pants, and it actually works for him.

Cons: Calls black people "coloreds". Chews nicotine gum while smoking. Cleans his ears with safety pins.

Outlook for 2014: Exactly the same as this year. Nothing about him has changed since 1982. Why should next year be any different?

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9749607)

for my last post in this thread, I'd just like to do this:

don't care piano

'don't care, don't care, don't care'

have fun everyone...you're all a bunch of queers anyways. Learn how to entertain yourselves rather than leaning on me.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9749641)

This isn't over. I'm going to give it a spin in a bit.

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9749714)

#85 BigRedChief

BigRedChief is the single most self-indulgent poster on this board. He tries to come across as everyone's buddy, but every thread he starts is nothing more than a vehicle for humble-bragging. We get it, BRC...you make a bunch of money, but you could make a lot more if you weren't so dedicated to serving others...what a great guy you are. Basically, he's the upper-middle class version of Dane. I'd say he's like Dane minus the part about treating twelve year old's sphinctors as pinky rings, but I've seen pictures of him, and if he doesn't have to turn off his lights and close his curtains on Halloween, he should. Also, he's the kind of guy who calls his
curtains "drapes".

He decorates his house in 1980s artwork that focuses on nearly nude drawings of women with butch haircuts. They remind him of his younger days when he was a keytar player in a Styx cover band. He claims that he is some black belt in karate, but the closest he comes to working out is when he invites frazod over to jack off to Jane Fonda movies on VHS.

Pros: Once got away with ripping off Columbia House by purchasing 8 tapes for a penny and then claiming to move out of the country to avoid having to buy the rest. Can wear Zubaz pants, and it actually works for him.

Cons: Calls black people "coloreds". Chews nicotine gum while smoking. Cleans his ears with safety pins.

Outlook for 2014: Exactly the same as this year. Nothing about him has changed since 1982. Why should next year be any different?

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9749714)

#85 BigRedChief

BigRedChief is the single most self-indulgent poster on this board. He tries to come across as everyone's buddy, but every thread he starts is nothing more than a vehicle for humble-bragging. We get it, BRC...you make a bunch of money, but you could make a lot more if you weren't so dedicated to serving others...what a great guy you are. Basically, he's the upper-middle class version of Dane. I'd say he's like Dane minus the part about treating twelve year old's sphinctors as pinky rings, but I've seen pictures of him, and if he doesn't have to turn off his lights and close his curtains on Halloween, he should. Also, he's the kind of guy who calls his
curtains "drapes".

He decorates his house in 1980s artwork that focuses on nearly nude drawings of women with butch haircuts. They remind him of his younger days when he was a keytar player in a Styx cover band. He claims that he is some black belt in karate, but the closest he comes to working out is when he invites frazod over to jack off to Jane Fonda movies on VHS.

Pros: Once got away with ripping off Columbia House by purchasing 8 tapes for a penny and then claiming to move out of the country to avoid having to buy the rest. Can wear Zubaz pants, and it actually works for him.

Cons: Calls black people "coloreds". Chews nicotine gum while smoking. Cleans his ears with safety pins.

Outlook for 2014: Exactly the same as this year. Nothing about him has changed since 1982. Why should next year be any different?